>>BMWF >BMWF
There is no bmwf romance in this movie. I don't know why people keep saying that
Also saw it and yeah there is NONE. Cinemaphile has some weird blacked obsession, it just cannot see a black man and imagine him fricking every white woman in the vicinity.
I'm just telling you, there's no interracial romance at all in the film. There's not even a sexual tension or anything, it's like they went out of their way to make sure there was no romance despite the story having the potential to set one up if they wanted to.
Even ignoring the BLM speech and BMWF stuff, it's just a boring and shit movie. The last 2 minutes are funny and almost moron kino but it's not worth it.
bat-like dracula wearing tall hat is in london pub like nothing happens. then they talk with black doctor who says that racism helped him to survive and the dracula escapes and black totally-not-van-helsing says that he will catch him
movie flopped so hard whole this moronic setup makes no sense, there will be no sequel.
yes its idiotic but dont pay, let it flop
i though they will bull some nonsense like blacula origin or something
It's just incredible the writers found a way to insert racism into a Dracula period piece. To be honest, should I really be surprised?
thats not ony case. whole black guy, despite being well educated doctor, yells about racism all the time. at one point he literally says racism is the real monster and not dracula killing people aboard.
kek yeah "I was the first black doctor out of Cambridge... but no on would hire my black ass. The king of Romania hired me but changed my mind when he saw I was black."
10 months ago
Anonymous
>but no on would hire my black ass
Is this the real dialogue?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Not exactly, I'm just encapsulating it for the folks at home.
There is racism in the novel. Dracula is a foreigner come to British soil. It plays on the fear of a migrant invasion. So having a black man kind of defeats the point.
>nooooooo a black person in my movie!!! That’s the real horror!
You all do realize that the central theme of Bram Stoker’s novel was racism and otherness?
Exactly right. To avoid this theme in any work related or derived would be to miss the point of the source material.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Bram Strokers Dracula is actually about racism because this article written by a homosexual said so
kill yaself my man
Amazing. Absolutely amazing. They managed to take a kino chapter of a kino book and completely frick it up with their israelite propaganda. This completely torpedoes that part of the story since the whole point is that there were no survivors. These fricking israelites can't let anything good be made, EVER.
Because he feels that if he talks about himself and how much these movies mean to him it makes him a real fan, and being a real fan it means his opinion on the movie is more important and correct than others.
I looked up some recipes the other day and it's 3-4 narcissistic paragraphs about the author and their mundane life at the start of every beef stew recipe. Shit is so exhausting. Failed English degrees desperately scratching for scraps to justify their meaningless degrees spent writing fricking roast beef recipes.
With recipes it's actually because there's no protection for recipes. Adding the text transforms it into a copyrightable story, to stop companies from putting all our recipes in a book for free. It's an annoyance born from cooks and bakers having shitty legal protections.
Wrong. Black guy (who is a dental assistant) lives a short while but them succumbs to sickle cell. A curse of his kind black guys, not dental assistants
He methodically killed them over the course of the journey. To the crew, it appeared people just vanished, nobody knew what became of them. Only two men were left at the end, a crewman and the captain. The crewman managed to find Dracula and attempted to stab him, but it did nothing, it just went through him like a ghost. He ended up throwing himself off the boat, knowing that Dracula couldn't pursue him into the water and likely died. The captain tied himself to the wheel with his crucifix that Dracula couldn't get close to and died from fatigue
>Captain's kid has a crucifix >Dracula easily picks him up and bites him paying the crucifix no attention >Captain holds his crucifix right in Dracula's face >"I denounce you!" >Dracula unblinkingly looks at the crucifix for a few moments, looks at the captain, then bites him
I don't know where they were going with pushing it on the audience how a crucifix has no effect on Dracula at all, even re-writing these scenes from the book, but it was moronic. Probably some israelite put it in there because Dracula not liking crucifixes is antisemitism. They were petty enough to get boxes of Count Chocula removed because of Lugosi's pendant looking like a Star of David, so I wouldn't put it past them
>I don't know where they were going with pushing it on the audience how a crucifix has no effect on Dracula at all
I think they just don't want to show a crucifix having power over him because that would mean admitting Jesus/the crucifixion was a real thing in the world of Dracula and Hollywood people don't seem to care for religion that much.
>Captain's kid has a crucifix >Dracula easily picks him up and bites him paying the crucifix no attention >Captain holds his crucifix right in Dracula's face >"I denounce you!" >Dracula unblinkingly looks at the crucifix for a few moments, looks at the captain, then bites him
I don't know where they were going with pushing it on the audience how a crucifix has no effect on Dracula at all, even re-writing these scenes from the book, but it was moronic. Probably some israelite put it in there because Dracula not liking crucifixes is antisemitism. They were petty enough to get boxes of Count Chocula removed because of Lugosi's pendant looking like a Star of David, so I wouldn't put it past them
>You think you can destroy me with your idols? I who served the Cross, I who commanded nations, hundreds of years before you were born?!
The "character pulls out a crucifix and the vampire condescends about it" is a pretty tired trope at this point in my mind.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It was a good subversion in Salems Lot with the book coming out in the 80s in which the ancient vampire is thoroughly unimpressed with the priest and christianity, because he is ancient and predates christianity by hundreds if not thousands of years. But since then it has been played out.
The newer thing is vampire don't liking crosses because its made of unnatural right angles, which is kinda funny.
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's the way it is with such tropes, they're clever or good the first time or two and then every hack goes out of their way to do the same thing, can't stand that bollocks.
>Captain's kid has a crucifix >Dracula easily picks him up and bites him paying the crucifix no attention >Captain holds his crucifix right in Dracula's face >"I denounce you!" >Dracula unblinkingly looks at the crucifix for a few moments, looks at the captain, then bites him
I don't know where they were going with pushing it on the audience how a crucifix has no effect on Dracula at all, even re-writing these scenes from the book, but it was moronic. Probably some israelite put it in there because Dracula not liking crucifixes is antisemitism. They were petty enough to get boxes of Count Chocula removed because of Lugosi's pendant looking like a Star of David, so I wouldn't put it past them
They fell for the virus/infection meme instead of vampirism being demonic in nature
Don't you know Anon? You can't have any overtly Christian themes in a film/book that has overtly Christian themes!
Just look at the new Exorcist movie >every culture has their own exorcism ritual. we're gonna do ALL of them
Even though the demon was affected by Christianity in the first film and one of the major themes was Karras wrestling with his lack of faith even though he was a priest.
Anna and Clemens float away on wreckage from the ship. Anna reveals to Clemens that she is turning into a vampire as a result of her infection, with Clemens' blood transfusions only delaying her transformation. As morning approaches, not wanting to become a monster like Dracula, Anna willingly immolates herself in the sunlight before Clemens drifts ashore.
Nevermind the fact that the vampires in Dracula were not actually harmed by sunlight, only depowered.
The monster was cool and I liked some of the violence, but it was a pretty mediocre movie. Anyone who knows the Dracula story knows how this part ends and that he escapes, so I don't really get the point ultimately. It's a pretty anti-climactic and unresolved piece to turn into an entire movie. But I did see it last weekend with a hot redhead girl and got sex afterward, so it was completely worth.
>Anyone who knows the Dracula story knows how this part ends and that he escapes, so I don't really get the point ultimately.
It's a really kino & creepy part of the book, more so than the main story, itself.
Shitters keep getting given jobs to write Dracula movies when they have no idea what the frick they are doing, then the movies bomb, then they say "Well I guess people just don't like Dracula"
>He made sure to keep the most useful ones for the end as he wanted the boat to get in England.
How is a doctor useful to get the boat to England? Is everyone sick?
If, as you claim, Dracula was smart enough to keep useful ones alive till the end then he wouldn't be making them sick. He'd be killing them off one by one.
Sometime his bite kills, sometimes it just makes people sick. Eithet way someone useful will be no more.
This isn't rocket science holy shit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Sometime his bite kills, sometimes it just makes people sick.
He's not a fricking wasp. He's sucking their blood. You can't suck a motherfrickers blood and then let them live.
If Dracula were smart why kill the crew at all? Just gorge yourself before you go, then eat one or two of them, make it look like an accident, and feed unimpeded when you get to London.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but Dracula likes toying with people and making them afraid. He was probably relishing the fear and panic he was causing (in the book).
10 months ago
Anonymous
>He was probably relishing the fear and panic he was causing >It's imperative I cross the ocean safely on this boat and reach my destination >oh I know! I'll cause fear and panic among the crew who I need to accomplish my journey!
No.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe his nature was fighting with his smarts. Like a person that keeps going back to a plate of cookies despite knowing they should've stopped at a couple.
10 months ago
Anonymous
No, he could relish the fear of stalking one victim, feeding on them and disposing of the body. Rinse and repeat until you dock.
Only movie I plan on seeing in theaters in the next year is DUNC 2
I would normally never talk about money, but I am almost certainly (far) wealthier than you are, anon. kek
i dont believe there has been a single good vampire movie (other than, let the right one in) that lets the audiences know that its a vampire movie because the scprit calls for the vampire to open its mouth
i have two vampire flims ideas (that i believe has never done before)
the first one is about a female vampire who has never seen her reflection before, so she hires a painter to paint her portrait - blah blah blah, they fall in love and gay shit happens...
second idea is about vampires communicating with nature as their way of controlling the human population
10 months ago
Anonymous
I like the first one it has potential to be decent
>european folklore about vampires is boring as frick >the filipino aswang would make for such a better and way more unsettling story about vampires (they seek the blood of unborn babies)
Vampbros, I remember watching a vampire TV show when I was a kid in the mid-90s. They didn't have fangs. Their tongues had a sharp tip they used to pierce the jugular. I remember one of them was a detective or something trying to be more human and drinking animal blood but solid food made him sick. It might have been where the Strain got the idea for vampires that used their tongue to feed.
It might work, but make the detective the vampire, and he only works the nightshift. Call it Forever Knight. I'll get my coat.
>Forever Knight
Should have refreshed before posting because this sounds really similar to what I remember. But it looks like they just have normal fangs. I must have seen the tongue vamps in something else and gotten them mixed up.
its a silly kids vampire movie - think "the lost boys"
anyways, its halloween and or mc, his name is bobby hill, buys a pair of fake vampire teeth
low and behold, the plastic teeth is cursed!!!! slowly turning bobby into a real life vampire!!!!
omg
now, bobby, along with his laotian girlfriend and native america best friend (who has a crush on bobbys gf) have to figure out a way to remove the fake teeth before the end of halloween OR bobby will become a full fledged vampire!
Jesus Christ it’s just a dumb movie. Why are you so invested in it failing?
Don’t you have better things to do with your time than whine about one (1!) black man showing up in 2023 film.
It’s so fricking tiresome to read the comments of what I assume are grown men crying about this every day.
Wtf is that supposed to mean? This isn't the origin of Dracula, this isn't even the beginning of the fricking novel. At least make tag lines make sense.
>BMWF
not watching it
>>BMWF
>BMWF
There is no bmwf romance in this movie. I don't know why people keep saying that
Also saw it and yeah there is NONE. Cinemaphile has some weird blacked obsession, it just cannot see a black man and imagine him fricking every white woman in the vicinity.
Weird.
Look at these shills responding to you
>NOOOOOOO THE Black personINO DOESNT FRICK HER. PLEASE WATCH OUR *ahem* THE MOVIE
I'm just telling you, there's no interracial romance at all in the film. There's not even a sexual tension or anything, it's like they went out of their way to make sure there was no romance despite the story having the potential to set one up if they wanted to.
the pulled the same shit with X "they all get killed!"
not watching it.
Even ignoring the BLM speech and BMWF stuff, it's just a boring and shit movie. The last 2 minutes are funny and almost moron kino but it's not worth it.
>The last 2 minutes are funny and almost moron kino but it's not worth it.
Qrd?
bat-like dracula wearing tall hat is in london pub like nothing happens. then they talk with black doctor who says that racism helped him to survive and the dracula escapes and black totally-not-van-helsing says that he will catch him
movie flopped so hard whole this moronic setup makes no sense, there will be no sequel.
End credits - rap music starts playing
gramma jumps in and raps faster than dmx
Kek thanks anon, I'll watch it when I'm drunk and alone sometime
yes its idiotic but dont pay, let it flop
i though they will bull some nonsense like blacula origin or something
thats not ony case. whole black guy, despite being well educated doctor, yells about racism all the time. at one point he literally says racism is the real monster and not dracula killing people aboard.
kek yeah "I was the first black doctor out of Cambridge... but no on would hire my black ass. The king of Romania hired me but changed my mind when he saw I was black."
>but no on would hire my black ass
Is this the real dialogue?
Not exactly, I'm just encapsulating it for the folks at home.
It's just incredible the writers found a way to insert racism into a Dracula period piece. To be honest, should I really be surprised?
There is racism in the novel. Dracula is a foreigner come to British soil. It plays on the fear of a migrant invasion. So having a black man kind of defeats the point.
>nooooooo a black person in my movie!!! That’s the real horror!
You all do realize that the central theme of Bram Stoker’s novel was racism and otherness?
Exactly right. To avoid this theme in any work related or derived would be to miss the point of the source material.
>Bram Strokers Dracula is actually about racism because this article written by a homosexual said so
kill yaself my man
Amazing. Absolutely amazing. They managed to take a kino chapter of a kino book and completely frick it up with their israelite propaganda. This completely torpedoes that part of the story since the whole point is that there were no survivors. These fricking israelites can't let anything good be made, EVER.
Sad that Dracula will never have a good adaptation.
Oh well.
Anon?
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
Apparently it's another failure to set up '''dark universe''' shit.
>Article about movie
>Journalist first spends multiple paragraphs talking about himself
Why are they like this?
Because he feels that if he talks about himself and how much these movies mean to him it makes him a real fan, and being a real fan it means his opinion on the movie is more important and correct than others.
I looked up some recipes the other day and it's 3-4 narcissistic paragraphs about the author and their mundane life at the start of every beef stew recipe. Shit is so exhausting. Failed English degrees desperately scratching for scraps to justify their meaningless degrees spent writing fricking roast beef recipes.
With recipes it's actually because there's no protection for recipes. Adding the text transforms it into a copyrightable story, to stop companies from putting all our recipes in a book for free. It's an annoyance born from cooks and bakers having shitty legal protections.
Wrong. The fluff helps the recipe rank in search engine results.
TURD! TURD! CAN WE SEE THE BOAT MOVIE NOW TURD?!
There's a vampire on my boat!
someone post the Venn diagram
That guy is one gay looking nog. They make him the lead in an era he doesn't belong in and also the only one to live, in a story where everyone dies
>Hmm, I wonder why this movie did so poorly? I guess Dracula just doesn't resonate with people anymore
why?
dracula eats them all
another sort-of-prequel movie
every character you see on screen gets eaten
not even chance to survive
Wrong. Black guy (who is a professor) lives and swears vengeance on Dracula.
Wrong. Black guy (who is a dental assistant) lives a short while but them succumbs to sickle cell. A curse of his kind black guys, not dental assistants
dude im xding so hard at your post right now
I don't. I would've loved it if it was faithful to the book but of course they just couldn't do that.
ut-oh did they put brown peepo in your movie wovie anon?
Bejita dislikes brown peepo
In the book, did Dracula actually eat the crew or was he throwing the bodies overboard or something?
He only drank blood, so probably the former.
Presumably he could have eaten them in his giant wolf form though
He methodically killed them over the course of the journey. To the crew, it appeared people just vanished, nobody knew what became of them. Only two men were left at the end, a crewman and the captain. The crewman managed to find Dracula and attempted to stab him, but it did nothing, it just went through him like a ghost. He ended up throwing himself off the boat, knowing that Dracula couldn't pursue him into the water and likely died. The captain tied himself to the wheel with his crucifix that Dracula couldn't get close to and died from fatigue
This gay movie even changed the power of the crucifix over Dracula, the captain ties himself to the wheel but Dracula just kills him anyways.
>Captain's kid has a crucifix
>Dracula easily picks him up and bites him paying the crucifix no attention
>Captain holds his crucifix right in Dracula's face
>"I denounce you!"
>Dracula unblinkingly looks at the crucifix for a few moments, looks at the captain, then bites him
I don't know where they were going with pushing it on the audience how a crucifix has no effect on Dracula at all, even re-writing these scenes from the book, but it was moronic. Probably some israelite put it in there because Dracula not liking crucifixes is antisemitism. They were petty enough to get boxes of Count Chocula removed because of Lugosi's pendant looking like a Star of David, so I wouldn't put it past them
>Probably some israelite put it in there because Dracula not liking crucifixes is antisemitism.
Almost certainly this.
>I don't know where they were going with pushing it on the audience how a crucifix has no effect on Dracula at all
I think they just don't want to show a crucifix having power over him because that would mean admitting Jesus/the crucifixion was a real thing in the world of Dracula and Hollywood people don't seem to care for religion that much.
>You think you can destroy me with your idols? I who served the Cross, I who commanded nations, hundreds of years before you were born?!
>Hollywood people don't seem to care for religion that much
They love religion so long as it's Judaism
jews hate Jesus
You can gauranfrickingtee that if it were a Star of David proposed for the scene the Dracula monster wouldn’t have set it on fire
Well duh, why would dracula set his own symbol on fire?
Some vampires just want to see the world burn. Because, to them, the world is a vampire
Any other media that has Dracula or Vampire in it seems to denounce crucifix as a weakness trope
The "character pulls out a crucifix and the vampire condescends about it" is a pretty tired trope at this point in my mind.
It was a good subversion in Salems Lot with the book coming out in the 80s in which the ancient vampire is thoroughly unimpressed with the priest and christianity, because he is ancient and predates christianity by hundreds if not thousands of years. But since then it has been played out.
The newer thing is vampire don't liking crosses because its made of unnatural right angles, which is kinda funny.
That's the way it is with such tropes, they're clever or good the first time or two and then every hack goes out of their way to do the same thing, can't stand that bollocks.
They fell for the virus/infection meme instead of vampirism being demonic in nature
I Am Legend and its consequences have been a disaster for the vampiric race
Don't you know Anon? You can't have any overtly Christian themes in a film/book that has overtly Christian themes!
Just look at the new Exorcist movie
>every culture has their own exorcism ritual. we're gonna do ALL of them
Even though the demon was affected by Christianity in the first film and one of the major themes was Karras wrestling with his lack of faith even though he was a priest.
>New Exorcist movie
>every culture has their own exorcism ritual. we're gonna do ALL of them
What the frick?
It's in the trailer
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From 2:00mins
Damn... I kinda wanted to see this too, but I think I'll pass
>This demon possessed girl isn't looking too hot
>Why don't we use this ritual incantation in the Talmud and Kabbalah to fix her?
Where did this homosexual subversion even start? Salem's Lot?
Callaghan's faith was gone, that's why it didn't work in Salem's Lot.
Drink and toss. The men were disappearing, if I'm remembering right.
MOVIE SPOILER
Anna and Clemens float away on wreckage from the ship. Anna reveals to Clemens that she is turning into a vampire as a result of her infection, with Clemens' blood transfusions only delaying her transformation. As morning approaches, not wanting to become a monster like Dracula, Anna willingly immolates herself in the sunlight before Clemens drifts ashore.
Nevermind the fact that the vampires in Dracula were not actually harmed by sunlight, only depowered.
if da homie can't go on holiday without bringing dirt from his back garden, then dat homie weak.
The monster was cool and I liked some of the violence, but it was a pretty mediocre movie. Anyone who knows the Dracula story knows how this part ends and that he escapes, so I don't really get the point ultimately. It's a pretty anti-climactic and unresolved piece to turn into an entire movie. But I did see it last weekend with a hot redhead girl and got sex afterward, so it was completely worth.
>Anyone who knows the Dracula story knows how this part ends and that he escapes, so I don't really get the point ultimately.
It's a really kino & creepy part of the book, more so than the main story, itself.
I love that part of the book. The first part with Jonathan Harker and everything about the ship are my favorite parts.
I love boats and I love Dracula
I didn't go see this because of forced diversity
I don't wanna see blackula
Dracula is green.
Shitters keep getting given jobs to write Dracula movies when they have no idea what the frick they are doing, then the movies bomb, then they say "Well I guess people just don't like Dracula"
Are there any funny lines in the movie?
>this black guy fresh out of the savana wants to make us believe he is a doctor
>"Vampiric devils are bad enough in these cursed lands without your incessant lip smacking, dark one. Begone!"
>ship full of men to feed on
>only person Dracula won't touch is the black man
Probably tastes like gra so
He touche him at the end. Did you watch the movie? He made sure to keep the most useful ones for the end as he wanted the boat to get in England.
>He made sure to keep the most useful ones for the end as he wanted the boat to get in England.
How is a doctor useful to get the boat to England? Is everyone sick?
Yeah, SoMeOnE was making them sick.
Watch the movie FFS.
If, as you claim, Dracula was smart enough to keep useful ones alive till the end then he wouldn't be making them sick. He'd be killing them off one by one.
Sometime his bite kills, sometimes it just makes people sick. Eithet way someone useful will be no more.
This isn't rocket science holy shit.
>Sometime his bite kills, sometimes it just makes people sick.
He's not a fricking wasp. He's sucking their blood. You can't suck a motherfrickers blood and then let them live.
Actually, you can, my gf does it all the time.
Post coffin
If Dracula were smart why kill the crew at all? Just gorge yourself before you go, then eat one or two of them, make it look like an accident, and feed unimpeded when you get to London.
Not him but Dracula likes toying with people and making them afraid. He was probably relishing the fear and panic he was causing (in the book).
>He was probably relishing the fear and panic he was causing
>It's imperative I cross the ocean safely on this boat and reach my destination
>oh I know! I'll cause fear and panic among the crew who I need to accomplish my journey!
No.
Maybe his nature was fighting with his smarts. Like a person that keeps going back to a plate of cookies despite knowing they should've stopped at a couple.
No, he could relish the fear of stalking one victim, feeding on them and disposing of the body. Rinse and repeat until you dock.
is this out on torrents yet?
No
Begone
why are zoomers so determined to paypig for the studios? bizarre
I hate poorgays who want to be spoonfed what they can check by themselves.
Again, begone.
Only movie I plan on seeing in theaters in the next year is DUNC 2
I would normally never talk about money, but I am almost certainly (far) wealthier than you are, anon. kek
I'm sure you are. Now shooh.
They play "bullet with butterfly wings" at the end like morons and also the obvious dinging issue.
>they made a 2 hour movie about a chapter in the book
gay
I wish it was about that part in the book and not their little fanfiction. Could've been great.
I can't wait for AVGN's review. He knows EVERYTHING about Draculas.
James does know his horror
european folklore about vampires is boring as frick
the filipino aswang would make for such a better and way more unsettling story about vampires (they seek the blood of unborn babies)
nah, vampires can be kino with a good director and script
i dont believe there has been a single good vampire movie (other than, let the right one in) that lets the audiences know that its a vampire movie because the scprit calls for the vampire to open its mouth
You forget this movie
Everyone forgot that movie.
looks like over produced trash
anyways...
i have two vampire flims ideas (that i believe has never done before)
the first one is about a female vampire who has never seen her reflection before, so she hires a painter to paint her portrait - blah blah blah, they fall in love and gay shit happens...
second idea is about vampires communicating with nature as their way of controlling the human population
I like the first one it has potential to be decent
>european folklore about vampires is boring as frick
>the filipino aswang would make for such a better and way more unsettling story about vampires (they seek the blood of unborn babies)
James could have made a really impressive vampire movie. It would have been way better than any of the slop Hollyisraelite makes now
He just doesn't have the time
So many incredible folklore/myth monsters and they choose to butcher dracula, again. I hope this strike wrecks the morons.
a good vampire movie would be about a detective and a preist tracking down a vampire
i call it, true detective: were out of ideas
It might work, but make the detective the vampire, and he only works the nightshift. Call it Forever Knight. I'll get my coat.
There's a tree on my house!
is there a movie about a group of rual people holding a vampire captive in a basement
if not, then thats my idea
hehe
There's one about a bunch of rednecks dropping vampires from helicopters into the towns of people they are fighting.
there's a movie called "I Trapped the Devil" that is pretty much that, except with Satan instead of a vampire.
gay
i like my dumb idea better
satan is more of a state of mind as opposed to something physical
Vampbros, I remember watching a vampire TV show when I was a kid in the mid-90s. They didn't have fangs. Their tongues had a sharp tip they used to pierce the jugular. I remember one of them was a detective or something trying to be more human and drinking animal blood but solid food made him sick. It might have been where the Strain got the idea for vampires that used their tongue to feed.
>Forever Knight
Should have refreshed before posting because this sounds really similar to what I remember. But it looks like they just have normal fangs. I must have seen the tongue vamps in something else and gotten them mixed up.
>vampires dont suck, they bite and lick
ohhh how bout this
a parasite has made its way into a person's body
that parasite then latched itself onto that person's heart
and in order for that person to stay alive, he must feed that parasite human blood
The movie ends with the black guy following Dracula to a bar, where Dracula looks up and sees him. Cut to black
You didn't see the after credit scene with the black guy bumping into van helsing (played by idris elba)
heres another dumb idea
its a silly kids vampire movie - think "the lost boys"
anyways, its halloween and or mc, his name is bobby hill, buys a pair of fake vampire teeth
low and behold, the plastic teeth is cursed!!!! slowly turning bobby into a real life vampire!!!!
omg
now, bobby, along with his laotian girlfriend and native america best friend (who has a crush on bobbys gf) have to figure out a way to remove the fake teeth before the end of halloween OR bobby will become a full fledged vampire!
Jesus Christ it’s just a dumb movie. Why are you so invested in it failing?
Don’t you have better things to do with your time than whine about one (1!) black man showing up in 2023 film.
It’s so fricking tiresome to read the comments of what I assume are grown men crying about this every day.
Cinemaphile and the internet has a whole never truly recover from gamergate
>Why are you so invested in it failing?
It failed.
>Don’t you have better things to do with your time than whine
You're doing literally that
Because wokeshit is destroying culture.
What a shit movie
I read the boat section of Dracula and liked it. Is the rest of the book worth reading?
Good book with no good movie adaptation
>niggroid
No thanks.
>large animals become vampiric
>they start hunting down humans
>humans build city that shine uv light away from city 24/7
>slowly, one by one, the uv lights gets taken out
>those who survive the vampiric animal attack, goes off into space, hoping to start civilization on another planet
This thing only made $15M. That's tough to do, they were promoting pretty hard.
Even Stephen King promoted it.
King is such a homosexual sell-out. One van wasn't enough to finish the job
>THE LEGEND OF DRACULA IS BORN
Wtf is that supposed to mean? This isn't the origin of Dracula, this isn't even the beginning of the fricking novel. At least make tag lines make sense.
Not born as in birth. Born as in carried. It's the story of how the absolute legend that is Drac is carried across the sea to England.
I’d probably be interested in watching this if there weren’t so many black people in it.
>middle ages, has an unholy amount of screen time for a Black person
I wouldn't watch it for my life.