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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pedo fat frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know who or what this is but I know he's a pedophile.

      Stop posting pedophiles in this board

      Wait what? Did Ronnie do something? It's been a few years since I've read his comic or heard anything about him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        what did he do?

        He didn’t do anything. He just looks kinda creepy to the poor zoomer babies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He got a girlfriend and then went into a funk over being dumped. He ended up drawing a lot of Whomp! porn before ditching it entirely for a new comic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >. He ended up drawing a lot of Whomp! porn
          Huh, really? I can't imagine this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently it was all weird butt and fart porn played more for laughs than arousal. Still, knowing that Ronnie's 24-inch pencil dick sticking out of his fat body like a life vest tube is canon makes you unable to look at the comic the same way again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Did you even read his comic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That one is our doing, if you recall.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't mind helping you because you can't... Reach
              This is my fetish. Being the helper, I mean.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know who or what this is but I know he's a pedophile.

      what did he do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like and everything molester

      Don't know who or what this is but I know he's a pedophile.

      Stop posting pedophiles in this board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting image.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like and everything molester

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know who or what this is but I know he's a pedophile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting pedophiles in this board

      >finally makes a comic beyond muh depression, muh fat, muh idiosyncrasies, muh anime
      >gets shit on
      Don't listen to em ronnie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie it's sad weird and it's awful
        even otaku dad was better and that was also garbage
        and the artstyle is terrible compared to whomp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As always, trying to appeal to this board is a stupid exercise in futility.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Otaku Dad was nothing but “muh anime” but goddammit, it was good. I wish he’d kept it up longer. There were way more stories and arcs he coulda done before dropping that finale to make it more impactful. It was still a good finale, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like and everything molester

      pedo fat frick

      https://i.imgur.com/ZwpTB0k.png

      I want him back for real, the alien webtoon sucks wiener

      Is this groomer Dobson or someone else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No this is Ronnie. We like Ronnie. He’s a sweet man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is groomer Ronnie, get it right.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting pedophiles in this board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We still talk about Ren and Stimpy, Anon.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you guys talking about, I know Ronnie is like a super loser amalgam but I had never seen people accusing him of being an actual diddler?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I too do not know what's that about

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wish he would print another book just need one more to be able to custom bind and make a nice hc. poor ronnie hoping he is doing better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based fellow custom hardcovering CHAD!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wish he would print another book just need one more to be able to custom bind and make a nice hc. poor ronnie hoping he is doing better

        Glad to see theirs at least 3 of us on here rise up fellow binders

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently that "girlfriend" he mentioned in the comic only saw herself as a platonic friend and was creeped out when she found out Ronnie thought otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How would you even know that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        My source is a Cinemaphile post I read a few months ago.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So it’s bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was also 15 IIRC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And a thai ladyboi transwoman, is whats I heard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I also heard she was a spanish flamenco dancer who was actually a supersecret spy that moonlighted as an exotic dancer in Cuba.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And a thai ladyboi transwoman, is whats I heard.

        And former president of the United States Donald Trump.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I heard they weren’t dating, they actually got married but then divorced, all in the span of a week.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so thats why anons are calling him a pedo now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, I guess the signs were all there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          RONNIE NO!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't even need to crop this one. Post the whole comic it's pretty funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The truth is that my mental health has been steadily declining. I've strained and destroyed relationships over it
      That's from his patreon post and the closest thing to actual information we've gotten. Given the timing, there's a very, very strong chance he's referring to his girlfriend here. It sounds less like the "lol he thought he had a girlfriend but didn't" rumor and more like he was having a longterm depression episode that his girlfriend got tired of dealing with.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Andrew Dobson finally wised up and realized that webcomics are a fruitless endeavor for him, quit the internet for good, and is in all likelihood out getting his shit together for the first time in his life
    >Ronnie accidentally publicly humiliated himself by broadcasting his breakup, is clinging to producing a bland unfunny webcomic that people don’t even read ironically, and is probably wallowing in clinical depression
    It’s not fair, bros. The world is out of balance. I want to go back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Andrew Dobson is living with his parents because he can't get a job and isn't allowed to use the internet because his notoriety has started to effect his brothers ability to find work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right, the CIA turned down Dobson’s brother all because Andy got kicked off twitter. And Ronnie groomed a 15 year old asian girl.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd groom a 15 year old Asian girl and you can't stop me b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see this posted often but I’ve never seen any actual proof

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There isn’t any. Anons got bored of speculating with no news, so somebody started making shit up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isnt he also 6,3 heres hoping hes feeling better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SHIT he's looks exactly like me but taller.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You look just like KC Green?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God, I look exactly like Ronnie and I want to frick him so bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently Ronnie destroyed that twink in the con bathroom a few hours later

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good for him. Both of them, really.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lucky twink.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to suck his dick so hard he loses consciousness

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simpler and purer times and even then we were already lamenting the degradation around us, it's not fair lads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and is in all likelihood out getting his shit together for the first time in his life

      Let's be real, he is not getting his shit together.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It will never not amaze me how easy it is to literally say anything about anyone with no source of any kind and for a bunch of moronic homosexuals to eat it up as fact.
        No, Ronnie is not a pedophile. No he did not date a 15 year old girl.

        the only fault ronnie has is being to pure for this world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will never not amaze me how easy it is to literally say anything about anyone with no source of any kind and for a bunch of moronic homosexuals to eat it up as fact.
    No, Ronnie is not a pedophile. No he did not date a 15 year old girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know it's not true because Ronnie would be based if he did that and he's not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of a post in Cinemaphile where anon claimed he'd said as many lies as he pleases because when you repeat it enough it'll become the truth for people that don't know better and don't have enough investment in what's been discussed to bother checking sources (so most of the userbase) and that there's not a single thing anybody can do about it.

      Also to all those screenshots that have been popping up lately of discord groups that exist merely to organise attempts at confounding the perceived majority's opinion here, for no particular reason other than whatever pride they feel of being able to manipulate Cinemaphile(nel).

      Also to remain on topic I'll ask why hasn't it occurred to ronnie to focus on his horror and body horror comics, which were usually very good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >has mental health issues
        >gee, why doesn't he do horror comics
        constantly searching for horrifying ideas, drawing horrifying things, puts a strain on you, much worse than that which is what got ronnie problems already

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ???

          No it doesn't. Horror writers are the happiest people on Earth. They aren't Facebook moderators.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Horror writers are the happiest people on Earth.
            And once again I am reminded how cute of a human being Junji Ito is.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The man drew an entire multi-part "horror" comic about his cat, and even went the extra mile of portraying his wife as a blank-eyed ghost monster woman.
              Junji Ito is fricking ADORABLE.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            These people you're thinking about are the successful ones, anon.
            It's easier to be happy with a secure place in society, money and an entertaining way to bring it in

            People who got through terrible problems get good at putting a facade too, it doesn't sell to be unhappy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I don't think the weeping ones are crying because they're horror writers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're probably crying trying to figure out why you're so dense, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. No no. It's therapeutic. You just describe some personal horror obliquely while some banal supernatural monster threatens the life of your characters. That's the Lovecraft method. Doesn't even require good writing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first guy was just joking, then

      He looks like and everything molester

      Don't know who or what this is but I know he's a pedophile.

      and

      Stop posting pedophiles in this board

      didn't know any better and thought it was a le epic Cinemaphile meme they could jump on. They're just newbies trying to fit in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They're just newbies trying to fit in.
        Yes so a bunch of moronic homosexuals

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Matt Groening.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No no no you are doing it wrong!
      You are supposed to have a patsy arabian oil prince who drops 5k donations every now and then for no reeason!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ronnie is so good at depicting the worst most embarrassing situations I've ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, he drew himself with some man cans in the second panel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man I've been there.
      Me and my friends were all at this restaurant in China. I had plenty of British money but no more Chinese money so I ordered the cheapest thing on the menu. When the waitress asked if I wanted rice I said "how much?". When they said it was 15p for rice I said "Nah, that's too expensive, sorry". She gave me the deepest look of shock, pity, and horror I've seen in my life and promptly came back with a huge bowl of rice just for me AND a steaming plate of vegetables for free. They saw my extremely skinny arse (45kg, 5'8'') unable to pay for rice and decided this dude must be dying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In China, mothers tell their children to finish their food because there’s starving children in white countries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One time me and my girlfriend were counting cash at a restaurant just because we were trying to figure out how we were going to pay/tip and if we needed to use my card, and this old couple went to the counter and paid for our food without telling us.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It occurs to me that Ronnie could have pivoted to horror instead of SoL like bikecuck and become more successful. Horrorcucks pay out of the wazoo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He really should have; it must be one of those things here he's good at it, but isn't very interested in it, what a waste of potential.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically don't understand why he didn't do that. He has a genuine talent for horror and when Whomp was put on indefinite hiatus I figured he'd make the switch over to horror, but instead he's doing that mediocre alien comic that doesn't have anything going for it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          see

          >has mental health issues
          >gee, why doesn't he do horror comics
          constantly searching for horrifying ideas, drawing horrifying things, puts a strain on you, much worse than that which is what got ronnie problems already

          Also maybe hes doing the weird alien comic as some unusual way to cope/handle the shit hes been going through? Idk Im not psych

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's been the thought process, yeah. It paints everything in the comic in a more disturbing light, so it might also just be fun to imagine that it's the case.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only want him to do well. I hope he is still pursuing coding as I think he could probably do work in that field. He wrote a game, he's probably talented enough to get a job that pays reasonably well and still gives him time to do fun stuff.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That anime about e-girl ghosts this season isn't bad.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it Mel or Mei ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mei

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Virtually all of his comics are "i am fat and sad, i like anime, le funy reaction face xD"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not true anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > fat
        >sad
        >anime
        >le funy reaction face
        This literally has every thing that anon listed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry you don't understand nuance, pleb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know it's not true because Ronnie would be based if he did that and he's not.

      newbies. Ronnie is /ourguy/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, anon. I have been here since well before you newbie tr/a/nimes started spamming le epic fatman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wtf you talking about anon he was one of the original people on /shelf/ and would post when this place was still just comics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep larping homosexual Ronnie has always been loved here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yah, but with actual talent this becomes just a setting like any other
      If it's funny it's funny

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We need M Dude to snap him out of this seemingly terminal feeling when no gf.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I respect about Whomp is that Ronnie usually makes an effort not to copy paste panels. Or at least, to make it *look* like he doesn't. See . He probably reuses the sketch layers, and then redraws over them. It makes the comic look a lot higher effort.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine this would be me if I didn't pathologically hide my powerlevel around people in professional settings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers just act like this all the time now. It's fricked up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i once made my therapist search what futanari is and accidentally made her watch kill la kill with her 12 yo son

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >KLK futa
        Satsuki or Ryuko?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Omiko

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kill la Kill is perfectly fine if you don't have the American nudity hangup. Also, people write papers about futanari. You gave her data points to ride the wave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is what I thought therapy was gonna be like, but now that I've started I’m actually very embarrassed to bring up my interests to my therapist, and instead bullshit for an hour about how my week went.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wear a mask. Play the persona you use here.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the alien webtoon sucks wiener
    It does.
    It really does.
    Also it's creepy as hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everyone keep saying his alien comic is creepy? I just found it super boring but don't get where's the creep part. It just seemed like a generic fish out of water story to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People can’t accept seeing a stand in for an adult man interact with stand ins for children without feeling pedo vibes anymore, no matter what the context.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does everyone keep saying his alien comic is creepy?
        It is.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anons seething because he hits too close to home
    lol

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What i think happened
    >be a loser who uses depression jokes as a cope
    >finally get a a taste of happiness you always wanted
    >it all crashes down before it even starts
    >real depression hits
    I can relate because it happened to me too, i rarely make self deprecating jokes anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happened to me too. Real depression is when you just stop wanting to do anything. I spend hours just laying bed staring at the ceiling. Life was easier when I expected everything to go wrong, now I crave the things I lost and just feel miserable instead of free like when I was just a regular loser.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think about the alt text to this comic a lot.
    >I have no idea what you could be seeing when you look at me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait.

      How does he have a mom?
      Was he adopted?

      (...)

      So I googled him to find his new webcomic ("From earth in peace") and found someone else with the surname Filyaw.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinson_Filyaw

      Weird name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I believe most people on Earth have mothers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ronnie was created by Santa Claus.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            By fricking his mother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ronnie’s father is Santa, and Santa fricked Ronnie’s mom. It’s not complicated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Vinson Filyaw (December 15, 1969[citation needed] – May 3, 2021) was an American construction worker. He was convicted of kidnapping and raping Elizabeth Shoaf, a 14-year-old girl from Lugoff, South Carolina, in 2006, holding her captive in an underground bunker.
        Jesus fricking Christ, I sure hope he’s not related

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best one by fat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice freudian slip. He does die by fat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Those two had problems which were completely unrelated to being horror writers.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ronnie's been wanting to stop doing Whomp! at least since his fake OC girlfriend and frankly I don't think him going back to do it would do him any favors.
    The guy's been sick of Whomp! for most of the time he's been doing it.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He probably shouldn't be doing a comic about how much he sucks right now

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First time seeing a posterior without pixelation, eh?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of pizza is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's pie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pineapple pizza.
        pineapple marmalade pizza. No cheese.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do any of you even read his new comic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did for like twenty pages, maybe more. I think I tapped out after a planet of cat people were being introduced- I’m not sure though. I know at least Ronnie’s self insert alien with the antlers had shown up, but hadn’t yet had enough screentime to be a very big character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're probably missing all the references.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn listen to Ronnie's toilet ukulele music
      Why even live?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that Ronnie used to be a cop? He quit on April 30th 1992.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks to Sublime, I understood this reference.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it ever going to get better for our Ronnie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it does, we probably won’t get to see it. Internet fame just isn’t healthy. Hell, neither is internet anonymity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more of a healthy point for a creator if you've got that in-between line. Your name is enough of a draw that people can go 'Hey I know their stuff, it's pretty good' but past that no one gives a shit what you do outside your work. The mistake alot of creatives make is letting people glimpse into their personal life. Outside of emergencies that effect the work it's better to keep your audience in the dark about what your life is like.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          #
          I want to agree with you, but my mind instantly turned to Tatsuya Ishida, who I think may be the exception to your rule.

          To my understanding, he has virtually no social media presence. Nobody actually knows anything about his private life except for shit from decades’ old interviews and forum posts that confirm he is asian and a little self deprecating. But because his webcomic is so off the wall bonkers and takes such sharp turns in radical ideology, people speculate wildly about what he and his life are like constantly.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the "Jesus take the wheel" comic?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a Hawaiian shirt! Noncanon!

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