I want Marvel movies to FUCKING DIE

I want Marvel movies to FUCKING DIE

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Another Shang-Chi movie AND a series
    Why? That movie bombed hard and even got banned in China

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who has time to watch all this crap

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These titles sound faggy as fuck

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty bad line up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You've marked the good ones or the bad ones?

      I see billions on lost revenue here

      God, I really hope so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        X means I aint watching that shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are way more permissive than most lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you shouldn't be watching any of it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give it a 3 episode shot. If it can't get me interested in the first episode I usually drop them like I did with moon knight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we lived in the timeline where we got an adaption of Shang-Chi in the 80s starring Brandon Lee.
      they really fucked up with Shang-Chi.

      >caring about fucking Deadpool over Fantastic Four

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Caring about the 3rd installment of Floptastic 4

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the fantastic four are a legitimately good superhero team with a lot of potential and how FOX has fucked it up so badly three times actually astounds me. it's not even that hard of a concept to get right. how do they keep fucking it up?
          deadpool meanwhile is literally just a one note meme character
          >haha guys i'm self aware isn't that funny le heckin chimichangas xDDD

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fantastic 4 has really boring characters. The Thing is basically lesser version of the Hulk. Already seen Reed Richards turned to spaghetti, Human Torch is a guy on fire that flies around which visually is cool but we've already seen fire powered people. Invisible woman is useless unless she gets naked again like Alba did. I don't care which director you put in there Fantastic 4 sucks. At least Deadpool will shit on everything including his own movie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > I don't care which director you put in there Fantastic 4 sucks
              Lars Von Trier's Fantastic Four would be kino

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the Fantastic Four are bad because.... uh.... their superpowers are boring somehow or something
              really?
              this is the crux of your argument?
              are you a homosexual?
              what makes the Fantastic Four kino is not their powers. that's not the primary draw although their powers are legitimately cool and you're gay for not thinking so. Fantastic Four is kino because of the characters personalities and how they interact with each other. and also all the weird sci fi elements and the vast cast of characters which could all make for very good stories
              it's basically The Incredibles meets Star Trek.
              then again judging by the fact that you posted fucking pepe the frog you're clearly a midwit who only likes flashy cgi effects

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The whole point of their Fantastic 4 shit is they bitch and moan about their powers initially when really the Thing is the only character you can feel sad for because he can't appear as a human while everyone else can. 3 iterations of this film I don't know how else you can salvage it when the characters themselves are nothing new

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the first two fantastic four movies are fine, only Doomcucks don't like them but they are fun and have a great cast with a great team dynamic. The MCU version will not even be better than those because for starters they will fuck up the cast (either Sue or Johnny will be black/mexican/asian/indian or some other weird race) and also the Thing will be an ugly CGI character instead of the actual actor in a suit. The only thing that will be better is Doctor Doom.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the first fantastic four movie was okay but the second one was absolute dogshit.
              the casting was quite good though

              The whole point of their Fantastic 4 shit is they bitch and moan about their powers initially when really the Thing is the only character you can feel sad for because he can't appear as a human while everyone else can. 3 iterations of this film I don't know how else you can salvage it when the characters themselves are nothing new

              lol what
              they don't 'bitch and moan' about their powers literally the only member of the team that actually doesn't like his abilities is The Thing and even he has humor and 'i am what i am' to cope
              the whole point of the fantastic four is that they're explorers and scientists first superheroes second.
              they're not like the avengers or whatever where the point of the team is to protect the world.
              they're just sci fi explorers who happen to protect the world.
              shut the fuck up and stop pretending to understand these characters when your entire understanding of them comes from movies you raging homosexual casual

              You knew it was inevitable.

              >female star lord
              hot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna laugh when Fantastic 4 flops for the 4th time and you seethe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Captain marvel is gonna flop for sure!
                >black panther is gonna flop for sure!
                >fantastic four is gonna flop for sure!
                ok buddy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the second one was absolute dogshit.
                it's not any worse than the average mcu flick, I would even say it's not even worse than the average superhero flick, it's just cheesy old school super hero fun that doesn't take itself too seriously but is also doesn't treat it's source material with irony. Take the first appearance of a FF member in the MCU, as soon as they say the name Fantastic Four someone makes an ironic quip about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta agree w the description. Scientist first and superheroes second. That's why all the previous movies failed. They focused on action oriented instead of adventure oriented. Forget about the incredibles. Fantastic four are different.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was excited for Fantastic Four before Jim was cast. Now I don't care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more or less the same for me.
      im only watching She-hulk because fetish-related reasons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you are black without bla bla bla
      >Black Panther

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta see what they do with the movie after Chadwick's death and who becomes the new black panther

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Come on dog I’m black and I’m not even watching the Untitled Wakanda Series have some self respect

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I probably won't end up watching the series but I'll see the second movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fantastic 4 is probably extremely important for them to get right, they need another person like Reed Richards to carry the mcu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This right here is exactly why they'll stay in business. Half the shit he marked off is good and half the shit he didn't is bad. No matter what someone is gonna like a lot of things on this list.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit fatigue
    It seems the greatest vaccine is among coonsummer.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see billions on lost revenue here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guardians and Deadpool (if it says R) will help

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh for sure, I need bad words and gore and male nudity and r*ddit sexuality

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’re not denying it WILL bring at least a billion especially Deadpool

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck capeshit and fuck you if you feed into it in any capacity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im not a marvel head but xmen 97 caught my eye...is that supposed to be a reboot of the classic cartoon or are they doing it in live action form?

      So its not MCU canon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Multiverse means anything can be MCU canon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im not a marvel head but xmen 97 caught my eye...is that supposed to be a reboot of the classic cartoon or are they doing it in live action form?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a continuation. same voice cast pretty much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly based, that was the best X-Men continuity ever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You just know theyre going to ruin it to the ground if its considered "the best"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And they're continuing Daredevil with the same cast but its Disney so I would expect both of them to suck and stain the legacy of their otherwise fondly remembered shows

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait so its gonna be the same animation style and everything? oh wow, surprised this isnt more well known, seems pretty based and nostalgic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jubilee is recast

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            will she be a vampire and join Blade?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That seems surprisingly genuinely based. Nostalgia finally done right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You fool. You REALLY think they won't ruin it?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe there’s enough bug people out there to condo on this crap

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Infantilization of society: complete

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    industry insider here. armor wars and Ironheart are being consolidated. wakanda and okoye are being consolidated. Shang chi show is just called the ten rings. Captain America 4's working title is Captain America and the Thunderbolts, no nova pitch has been greenlit so far. Everything else looks right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh and Sony are still dragging their feet trying to quickly force a sinister six into existence so Spider-Man 4 doesn't even have a writer yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh and Sony are still dragging their feet trying to quickly force a sinister six into existence
        I noticed they're going full speed ahead on the Sonyverse. Why the rush?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Untitled Halloween Special = Werewolf by Night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In case you are really an insider and not just a larper, would you mind telling me how anyone thinks that Okoye would work? Do the high executives really believe that the general public have interest in watching a series about a bald black woman fighting with spears over the world?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everything is meticulously market researched beforehand so they have to have some info that some demographic said "yes I would watch that" before going through with it.
        theyre just trying to get as much content for disney+ as possible and no matter what the show is, if it has the marvel name on it, people will watch it. its bad for them to even have a season without a new show that people are watching weekly, would mean a lower subscriber number for that quarter which would not impress shareholders so they have to keep the content ball rolling as much as possible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But they have a pantheon of other more interesting characters to choose from. Unless they're adding Storm in the series. Id actually watch that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the whole point of disney+ is to elevate less popular characters so they can potentially eventually be someone that people will go to theaters to see later. okoye's fits that bill.
            phase 4 ends with THE fantastic four and then after they'll have Young Avengers disney+ series which will lead into Scarlet Witch & The Children's Crusade. none of the characters in young avengers or even wanda were household names that would sell tickets without disney+.
            >Unless they're adding Storm in the series. Id actually watch that.
            they are saving x men for an entire phase (phase six) after 2028 (around ten years after the last x men movie so people forget them enough. same with fantastic four, around ten years after the trank movie so it doesn't sour expectations)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well, since i get the point of pleasing investors i can understand the way they're heading. I have zero problems w okoye tho, but for the love of Voyager 1, i hope they don't ruin her character by making her unlikable. I mean, it's not like she must be always in warrior mode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you bring back her Booba costume

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >industry insider here. armor wars and Ironheart are being consolidated. wakanda and okoye are being consolidated. Shang chi show is just called the ten rings. Captain America 4's working title is Captain America and the Thunderbolts, no nova pitch has been greenlit so far. Everything else looks right.

      that’s bullshit but I believe it.jpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Industry insider here
      Hope you are not Grace Randolph

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Okoye
    tha fuck?
    guessing a Native American superhero? why is Marvel still bringing in these absolute F-Listers when the FOX Marvel universe is up on the shelf collecting dust?
    echo, agatha, two Shang Chink projects?
    who the fuck asked for that!
    I'm a Marvelchad, but fuck, I do not like this diversity universe they're trying to build.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okoye is from Black Panther. Echo is Native American though

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotchu senpai.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only ones that I'm mildly interested in are X-Men and Daredevil, but I just know Marvel will cuckify both shows somehow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Daredevil won't bring the original Netflix writers soo...

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very simple. We go to war. Then we find out who the real superheroes of the world are.

    Hint: It's not Israel, India, America or China.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody thinks India are the superheroes of anything lmao

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Halloween special
    >Christmas special

    The concept of this shit is awful. Disney are monsters.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What if...?
    >season 2
    lmao never even heard of this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not bad after the first 2 bullshit episodes

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tough shit, DCfag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      f-f-fuck you, I can't wait to see that sex pest ezra as the flash in a couple years you'll see its gonna be kino you'll all see #restorethesnyderverse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut the fuck suck dick u MCUfag the dceu is doing fine boss man david zaslav making big moves

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad. This is the religion of americlaps you heretic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh MCU is pretty popular outside murica. Specially in South america and 3rd world countries. Not joking.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would had high hopes for X-men ´97, but in these woke times, its gonna be shit, full of propaganda inventing that wokeness was a thing in the 90´s.
    but who knows, maybe Top Gun success will start the trend of anti-wokeness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god cant you overgrown babies stop crying about shit that hasnt even happened yet.
      if xmen came out today people would probably call it woke trash.
      it was an allegory for racism wasnt it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun is it's own thing. Don't expect things to change. Tom Cruise not having social media may have been a reason why the new movie is good. (His accounts re managed by other ppl as far as i know)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top gun wasn't anti woke dummy it just wasn't woke

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are almost all bullshit and made up

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when i thought love and thunder and multiverse could be decent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally everything from phase four has been disappointing to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i remember when i thought love and thunder and multiverse could be decent

      Multiverse of Madness was decent, if disappointing. Love and Thunder is gonna be shit, though, I can tell from the trailer. And I loved Ragnarok.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Steven's Untitled Wakanda Series

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    um where the FUCK is Eternals 2? Eternals spin-off show? Eternals Christmas special? Wtf is going on here eternalsbros

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want movie theaters to die? Because this shit is the only thing keeping them alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this living death is what you call "alive," then yes, they need to be put out of their misery.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nova
    bet that weirdo from that cosmic book news site is finally happy

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > i have plan
    > trust me, bro
    Proceed to waste money as much as possible.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute guaranteed flops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s great about what if ? Just because they have an excuse to do fan fic shit forever and if something sticks make it into a marvel movie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        evil dr strange and cap carter came from what if...?

        >kitty pride being star lord
        I swear comic writers just flip coins and make random decisions

        she and quill dated for a while idk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >evil dr strange and cap carter came from what if...?
          they actually didn't, both are confirmed to not be the ones that appear in what if...?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based retard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cPDkY51.jpg

      I want Marvel movies to FUCKING DIE

      pretty bad line up

      The dangerous thing about what if is they can go on and on and on with this marvel bullshit.

      >hurrr what if Thor was evil
      >durrr what if thanos was good and black
      >uhhhhh what if we

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You knew it was inevitable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kitty pryde being star-lord was a temporary thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kitty pride being star lord
        I swear comic writers just flip coins and make random decisions

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the endless naggerisation of pop culture. It's all so tiresome. When will the Age of Capeshit end, bros? You'd think it would have ended with Endgame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It should've ended at Endgame but Disney isn't letting this cash cow go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know, right? I'm so burned out by the capeshit era.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironman started in 2007? (Won't bother checking) so it's been like 15 years. Lets say most of mcu fancucks watched it at 14. They're 29 now. Unless they work an oldfashiond job instead of streaming retardness and judging by the "i feel so depressed" culture everything points to at least 11 years of more capeshit. Dunno what they're gonna do when actors get way old tho.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Echo
    They're really going to push that ugly deaf gimp?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop watching them and talking about them you retard

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The multiverse stuff is fun, but Marvel seems to be running on empty, now that all the OG Avengers are dead or retired, they're heralded by the B list & C list heroes. To me, that makes it kind of boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is just a pause, the Avengers WERE the B list heroes. The A list start coming through next year and beyond.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats too many marvel movies!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is George Fylod on the top?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop fucking supporting Disney. It should be fucking nuked.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually used to be into this shit, went to the very first showing of Infinity War in my Spider-Man cosplay and all that shit but phase 4 has just been so bad in so many ways that I just don't care anymore. I genuinely love going to the theater, even to see shitty movies or ones I'm not excited about and I think the only thing on that list that could get me in front of a Marvel screen again is Spider-Man, but not freshman year. Part of me wants to believe Nova would be good as well, I have wanted that since GotG Vol 1, but I don't have any kind of faith in it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too, i have to pretend liking marvel to talk to girls

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why even bother with Nova at this point. Okoye and Wakanda series, shang-chi series? why just why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one watches any originals on D+ besides the MCU and Star Wars shows. so the more marvel shit the more people stay.

      people only have it to rewatch classics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only D+ show that was moderately good was Loki everything else is skippable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Loki had some alright ideas but overall felt like bad fanfiction. Hawkeye and Moon Knight were considerably better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            all three of them were 6/10

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doing a Wakanda series and an Okoye series seems a bit redundant. Marvel Zombies too considering What If already did that concept.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are going to ruin daredevil
    Also Blade is gonna suck also isn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      last tv show sucked, so yea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      from the sounds of it, blade is set in the early 1900s New Orleans and is inspired by noir films, might be cool. won't be rated r though.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >XMEN 97
    DUNUNUNUN
    NUNUNUNUN
    DUN DUN!
    BASADO

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I love watching MCUcks suffer.

    >they haven't even announced the inevitable all female Avengers yet
    >it's going to be years of suffering until then

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I want Marvel movies to FUCKING DIE
    You will die instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is this true

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait to see jennifer kale in agatha house of harkness

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if they died, movies would still be shit

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    agatha is not the only witch in town

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rumors going around amy poehler or jessica alexander might be playing jennifer kale in house of harkness

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When's Blade vs. Morbius happening?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's all so tiresome.

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