I want one so fricking bad

I want one so fricking bad

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ford Explorer is probably the closest one to this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/77UKQoF.jpg

      I want one so fricking bad

      it just a ford explorer with dome sunroof.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is a Ford Explorer
      I spent quite a bit a time in these in the 90s. The seats were not good, after 30 min or so they turn into bricks. Like a lot of Fords, they were largely reliable but had specific common failures that were because Ford was either lazy or cheap trying to get it to market.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can go to any plant nursery and buy one depending on your location

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ya but is it autonomous, electric, and also have an interactive CDROM?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i STILL fricking want one and its been 30 years

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Psh. I saw a Ninja Turtle van today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Radical!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were the Turtles actually old enough to drive?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I get a Jeep Wrangler or Ford Bronco?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Both terrible cars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get a land cruiser you homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2022 Ford Bronco will shit on you before 60k miles. You go ahead and roll the fricking dice on that shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but it looks so kino

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did movies back then have such appealing objects and environments? Everything now is gay and overdesigned.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. The Jurassic Park movies made me fall in love with SUVs in general.

    Honestly, I love the entire aesthetic of John Hammond's Jurassic Park. The Jurassic World aesthetic, in comparison, seems extremely sterile & bland, to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that sound the tires make in the movie

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's my dream to build this car.
    By the way, any anons that want to get into this, here's a neat little site that tells you everything you need to know about making one.
    https://www.jpmotorpool.com/index.php

    I fricking love Jurassic Park, bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know anything about cars, but something tells me this is a good buy?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They got too wienery with the second movie. Lost all its soul.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the big ass trailer was pretty cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You barely see them. They aren't any kind of focus, it doesn't really matter what they look like.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    driving is for cucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We don't all live in tiny European towns where we can walk everywhere, Mohammed.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy some decals and stick them on whatever piece of shit car you drive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >decals

      I'm not a spic

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WWW.REDDIT.COM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you doxxing yourself?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park made me a consoomer.

    >barbasol
    >shotguns
    >jeep wranglers
    >green jello

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want one more than life itself

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go to craigslist
    >buy ferd
    >paint it
    >custom Lexan roof dome
    >get one of those police laptop holders that mounts to the dash and plug in a 90s laptop with a CD-ROM drive
    >put a copy of Encarta into the disc drive and go to the dinosaur entry
    there, that's basically it. you don't need autonomous or electric because those are soulless and for homos.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen several irl, or maybe it’s all the same one hmmm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know a dude that built one of the first jurassic park replica jeeps. He also built a ghost busters subaru wagon. This was like 20 years ago. There have been quite a few jurassic builds since.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pussy magnet.

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