>meet people with dating apps
tried it. failed. I don't know what the formula is for that game since I'm not ugly but I still get 0 matches. at least my prostitutes give me a good time and ask no questions.
The frick? I'm not hopeless, but having a dry spell. Every date I go is always $150-200 easy.
Is roleplay extra? I know the girlfriend experience is extra, but roleplay is the hookers bread and butter since the Bible.
I'd like to roleplay with a mother/son type thing. Hook me up! I've been a bad bad boy!
>Every date I go is always $150-200 easy.
christ. I spend £200 on model tier hookers at least one a month. it's a bit hit and miss sometimes, even if they're hot, they are scum and have addictions. even so, they are always willing to do anything so long as you pay them. I found a really good agency though, I used to find independent hookers and they're a real gamble. I've banged super land whales just because I paid for it.
images can be deceptive, still think I should go for energetic? (left is energetic)
2 years ago
Anonymous
depends on her race but I've got blue balls so I would buy both
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I would buy both
I'm yet to try that, it would be very expensive. I might skip a month so I can try it out just to say I had 2 girls at once
2 years ago
Anonymous
if the girls aren't moronic and have good synergy it's a great night
2 years ago
Anonymous
100%
2 years ago
Anonymous
energetic it is. it's gonna be a treat in a few hours lads. I can't advocate prostitutes enough, they're super friendly and do anything
2 years ago
Anonymous
try and get pics plz
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's a bit early in the month for me to be ordering prostitutes but I did it anyway. if this thread's still up I'll post whatever I get. I always get excited to fucc
2 years ago
Anonymous
I vvill bump 4 u
2 years ago
Anonymous
I asked for 11pm so there won't be anything until about 1am
2 years ago
Anonymous
damn
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'll do what I can and keep it for another thread. sorry hombre
2 years ago
Anonymous
bloody bastard fuk u mother
2 years ago
Anonymous
sorry mate
2 years ago
Anonymous
show me ur penis 😛
2 years ago
Anonymous
don't push it pajeet, I do dirty shit but I'm not posting my wiener
2 years ago
Anonymous
pleasy weasy with cherry on top :3
2 years ago
Anonymous
post something funny and I'll do it
2 years ago
Anonymous
😀
2 years ago
Anonymous
funnier
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dont have any funny pics only cute 🙁
2 years ago
Anonymous
I was going to do it but not now you posted a kid lol.
2 years ago
Anonymous
fixed
2 years ago
Anonymous
no mate, I can't do it now
2 years ago
Anonymous
bastard
2 years ago
Anonymous
pretty please 🙁
2 years ago
Anonymous
bastard
no you ruined it with the picture of a kid
2 years ago
Anonymous
it was a cute image of from my country 🙁
2 years ago
Anonymous
>imagine paying for this
2 years ago
Anonymous
the dirtier they are, the better. I don't know what to say anon. I fricking love it
2 years ago
Anonymous
This might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen someone post on this website lmao
Anyone kinda surprised they haven't adapted the "timing issue" moment from the comics?
You'd think that'd be a pretty progressive thing to show. Maybe they've just decided that when it comes to women in this show, all you're getting is fully clothed sex and femdom.
For me, it's the asian massage parlor down the street from my apartment because
1. at 60 bucks, it's cheap
2. it needs to be every Saturday morning around the same time
3. I'm not looking for full on penetration. I don't want to do any of the work. Some hooker doesn't deserve my A game, and I'm a perfectionist - if I'm fricking a girl, I'm fricking the bejesus out of her. And they have to EARN that.
You see, I'm doing SS + GOMAD with Texas method and nofap. I still want to bust a nut once a week though and I prefer to do it at the beginning of my two rest days (I lift M, W, F).
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AT ALL? DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW!! I THOUGHT I MEANT MORE TO YOU THAN THAT!! WE'LL TALK LATER!! NO I DON'T KNOW WHEN!! I NEED TIME TO THINK!!
I want to have sex with the boys
Uuuuh anon....that's kinda gay man. Just saying.....
u wot m8
Starlight ain't afraid of you limey israelites, she's best friends with one in fact.
Colin Farrell's a bogtrotter, you daft bastard
i am a bong tho, so was a good call
why did colin chase him for a kiss?
>Gay? How on Earth...
Cool, thanks for letting us know
Diabolical
i exhaled through my nose harder than normal a couple times
>ywn rape her mouth
Holy shit! Are you guys the Stormchasers?!
You know what, brother? I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one. Hell yeah, in fact.
I want it all in my mouth OP
Her tongue is quite long
really
Bo bo bo Bogged!
Did she start doing coke?
So it seems, other than the plastic surgery >nose cheekbones and breast, you can see that she lost a frickton of weight and hair in months.
why does it make my dick harder that she turned herself into a wienersleeve bimbo?
Is that Blaire White on the right?
>cheeks go hollow due to weight loss and bad surgery
>start wearing more blush
>it highlights the hollow cheeks even more
Why is this so common? Does anyone prefer this look over plump cheeks?
Sweu she's hot man
run down bawdy girls are my fetish but that's probably because I'm a frick up myself
I can only imagine it's some "power play" type of shit where they try to look more manly.
>pale white skin
>brown eyes
What phenotype is this?
prob german
Why did she get her breasts done? They were super perky and she didn't seem shy about them in her nude debut
You really want us to crawl inside a women's mind?
Unprotected?
I can get the answers you seek, but I need Cerebro.
Thumbnail looks like a dinosaur
if you get lucky some times you get a prostitute that looks like that mate
I got low key hard when that old lady was finna put those metal balls in her ass
To me the most unrealistic thing about the show is that a 9/10 like that would fall for Hughie.
I gotta agree mate. But good for him
I have an escort agency on my phone that supplies model tier escorts for like £200/hour. it's something..
Quaid's hot though. Literally looks like a young Matthew Perry.
Seriously quaid is a handsome frick acting as a ugly duck
>Quaid's hot though.
Ehhh, forehead is too big. He's very jovially charming however
Hughies tall and funny that’s literally all it takes. When homelander was trying to intimidate him it was funny seeing quaid just tower over him kek
how do i goofmax?
Be 6’2”
Be funny
Have a huge dick
>this plastic b***h
>9/10
She met him and he listened to her when she was at her lowest. Little cringe but I don't think real life's that easy.
>9/10
woow
Good morning sirs happy sunday blessings to you
How much does she charge?
a girl like her would probably charge about 200-300 an hour
>t. prostitutemonger
I'm still going to die alone though
Don't be a incel dumbass.
>incel
I have plenty of sex I just pay for it
biggest cuck move. who gives a frick about sex
meet people with dating apps, fricking free real estate
>meet people with dating apps
tried it. failed. I don't know what the formula is for that game since I'm not ugly but I still get 0 matches. at least my prostitutes give me a good time and ask no questions.
>since I'm not ugly
Stop living in denial, anon.
much easier to book a hooker. Dating apps are a hassle
> paying for prostitutes makes you an incel
top tier Cinemaphile logic
The frick? I'm not hopeless, but having a dry spell. Every date I go is always $150-200 easy.
Is roleplay extra? I know the girlfriend experience is extra, but roleplay is the hookers bread and butter since the Bible.
I'd like to roleplay with a mother/son type thing. Hook me up! I've been a bad bad boy!
>Every date I go is always $150-200 easy.
christ. I spend £200 on model tier hookers at least one a month. it's a bit hit and miss sometimes, even if they're hot, they are scum and have addictions. even so, they are always willing to do anything so long as you pay them. I found a really good agency though, I used to find independent hookers and they're a real gamble. I've banged super land whales just because I paid for it.
I get a message with the available girls each day, just got this one 🙂
I would choose the energetic one
images can be deceptive, still think I should go for energetic? (left is energetic)
depends on her race but I've got blue balls so I would buy both
>I would buy both
I'm yet to try that, it would be very expensive. I might skip a month so I can try it out just to say I had 2 girls at once
if the girls aren't moronic and have good synergy it's a great night
100%
energetic it is. it's gonna be a treat in a few hours lads. I can't advocate prostitutes enough, they're super friendly and do anything
try and get pics plz
it's a bit early in the month for me to be ordering prostitutes but I did it anyway. if this thread's still up I'll post whatever I get. I always get excited to fucc
I vvill bump 4 u
I asked for 11pm so there won't be anything until about 1am
damn
I'll do what I can and keep it for another thread. sorry hombre
bloody bastard fuk u mother
sorry mate
show me ur penis 😛
don't push it pajeet, I do dirty shit but I'm not posting my wiener
pleasy weasy with cherry on top :3
post something funny and I'll do it
😀
funnier
I dont have any funny pics only cute 🙁
I was going to do it but not now you posted a kid lol.
fixed
no mate, I can't do it now
bastard
pretty please 🙁
no you ruined it with the picture of a kid
it was a cute image of from my country 🙁
>imagine paying for this
the dirtier they are, the better. I don't know what to say anon. I fricking love it
This might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen someone post on this website lmao
it's not the worst thing I've done
Nobody asked gay
>Every date I go is always $150-200 easy
You're spending way too much. Wtf
>a girl like her would probably charge about 200-300
maybe 2000-3000
depends if you want girls with class. I prefer them as dirty as possible. you can still get model tier girls for cheap
She is ugly now.
Anyone kinda surprised they haven't adapted the "timing issue" moment from the comics?
You'd think that'd be a pretty progressive thing to show. Maybe they've just decided that when it comes to women in this show, all you're getting is fully clothed sex and femdom.
>starlight from the boys
sounds gay
Kimiko is best girl
I don’t normally find Asians attractive but I make an exception for her
she's half asian I think
Shame she's got such a terrible storyline
And I'm fricking tired of "ironic" dance numbers.
Starlight looks like a crack prostitute now
Sex with Hughie and his cute white butt
I bet you do, homosexual.
Face doesn’t matter only pusi matters.
For me, it's the asian massage parlor down the street from my apartment because
1. at 60 bucks, it's cheap
2. it needs to be every Saturday morning around the same time
3. I'm not looking for full on penetration. I don't want to do any of the work. Some hooker doesn't deserve my A game, and I'm a perfectionist - if I'm fricking a girl, I'm fricking the bejesus out of her. And they have to EARN that.
You see, I'm doing SS + GOMAD with Texas method and nofap. I still want to bust a nut once a week though and I prefer to do it at the beginning of my two rest days (I lift M, W, F).
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AT ALL? DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW!! I THOUGHT I MEANT MORE TO YOU THAN THAT!! WE'LL TALK LATER!! NO I DON'T KNOW WHEN!! I NEED TIME TO THINK!!
jannies will have my head for this
holy based today anon was not a homosexual
rate it out of 10 before the mods send me on vacation
9.2, I'm not gay but its objectively a nice dick
thanks anon. I've been told it's a good weapon
lol if u get banned im getting banned too for asking to see it. it was worth it though
only got to restart the router to be fair
ok. My butthole just exploded in the toilet because I had white castle for dinner