I wanted to like it so badly, but this was goddamn awful.

I wanted to like it so badly, but this was goddamn awful.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to hate it so badly (I am a chudcel) but this was goddamn KINO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No lying allowed on this board anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >muh ghosts
        >muh beatles
        >muh dead kid
        >muh oranges
        >muh suicide
        >muh polluting for science

        Compare it to season 2 and 3. I don't remember anything about the case from season 2 because it was that boring and badly told. I just remember and endless amount of whiney characters drinking, smoking, and listening to cringe music. Now consider the case in season 3 - nothing happens, there wasn't even a murder, just a misunderstanding because they somehow forgot to interview the last person who was seen with the keedz (a one-eyed, one-legged black man!) who could have immediately told them the whole truth.
        Season 4 on the other hand has a fricking KINO case:
        >loads of scientists in the arctic found in a frozen pile
        >deranged inuit cleaning ladies worship the ghost of a dinosaur skeleton frozen in the eyes and murder those who disturb their realm

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the women don't worship the skeleton you mong, they murdered the scientists for killing the girl

          >they died before they froze to death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Season 3 was also good though. The ending being a nothingburger was totally in line with season 1's asspull, but the tension of the dad with dementia and the redemption of his kid picking up the case was kino. I like each of
          the seasons for different reasons but s4 was probably the best in terms of generally remembering to tie up plot threads and remembering to give characters arcs.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            (you)
            Fricking phonegay hitting another post number halfway through hitting the post button.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't remember anything about the case from season 2
          One of the best seasons of television in history? Then why should anyone care about your opinion? Consider suicide.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you just don't get it.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than S3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because less episodes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then it would have been better than all seasons

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watching S2 for the first time since it originally aired
    >six episodes in
    >Frank hasn't said "Caspere knew this" at all
    The memes have clouded my memory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he never said it, I just finished rewatching s2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's no way

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muh ghosts
    >muh beatles
    >muh dead kid
    >muh oranges
    >muh suicide
    >muh polluting for science

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHO CUT THE TONGUE?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're not asking the right question

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol that got stale so fast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol that got stale so fast

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >two lesbians on the front cover
    You know at that point its not about an entertaining story but a message its trying to preach at you. How can atheists hate church so much but still loved to be preached to?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You know at that point its not about an entertaining story but a message its trying to preach at you.
      They aren't lesbians and lesbianism isn't even a "message" in the story. Jodie Foster's daughter is a lesbian, but she gets about 4 cumulative minutes of screentime and her sexual orientation is even less relevant to the story.
      You seriously took one look at the poster and headcanoned fanfiction to be mad about. Are you not embarrassed?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about your lesbo fan fiction, dyke.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People shit on the 2 and 3 and I ended up liking them.. So I'll get around to this too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I ended up liking them
      Me too, this one I did not however

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the return S1's eldritch horror elements, but the reveal at the end came off as so goofy and stupid it deflated everything.
    Also the half-native cop becoming a cryptid was weird. Like b***h, you can just leave the force if you want to find yourself, nobody's stopping you.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't get it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jews just can't get it right.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does this manage to be an even bigger pile of dogshit than Fargo 5?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so much worse it's not even close

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since this turd was a massive success maybe a good show will use alaska as a setting in the future

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ^

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watch for she

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We are watching brains turn to mush in real time

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look. Basically I'm just not gonna watch past True Detective S1. I know.. UGH I know.. IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not going to watch it is all. Hahahaha

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