>I was around 11 years old.

>I was around 11 years old. William must have been 13. I distinctly remember playing in the palace grounds when things got bad. We were playing football with the decapitated head of one of the maids that father had executed some two hours before. I took the "ball" as it was, off of William with admittedly a rather unfair sliding tackle. William took this personally, and proceeded to give me absolutely awful wedgie. You see, the sliding tackle had pulled my shorts down slightly, exposing some of my underwear and William had taken full advantage of this fact. "You're a gaylord!" he shouted as he pulled my pants up my bottom. "I'm not a gaylord!" I shouted. "I'm a prince!". My words fell on deaf ears and he continued his onslaught until tears were streaming down my face. When I told Meghan of this, she stated that we needed to leave the country immediately.

Did he really need to go into this level of detail.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take psychedelics
    >hear whatever you want to hear
    >start simping for an American roastie who seperates you from your family
    He was MK-Ultra'd and Meghan is his handler.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she can handle my wiener if you know what I mean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gross dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Enough with your magical riddles

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its really not that deep. Harry is a known dummy and bastard, he isnt Charles son and everyone in the royal family knows it. He married a bawd prostitute who reminded him of his murdered mom who his grandmother killed. The guy has issues ontop of being a spoiled brat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Charles told Harry ‘I should have got you the help you needed years ago’
        https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/charles-spare-harry-diana-tom-bradby-b2258295.html

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry is a known dummy and bastard, he isnt Charles son and everyone in the royal family knows it.
        It made me laugh when he got cut off from the royal family financially and he was like "oh its a good thing my mom saw this coming and left me money". Yeah she knew they would only tolerate so much from a bastard to save face.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he isnt Charles son
        No wonder he doesn't look like a fricking gremlin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >take psychedelics
      oh did he? that kind of explains everything. it's never recoverable after that. people get strong feeling that they saw something that nobody else knows. they can't say what it was, because it was just a release of the chemical that makes that feeling. but they believe whatever nonsense they randomly do after it is the real path

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look another blind man thinking he knows what colors are. You guys never cease to amuse me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          go lick a toad you wiener addict

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The burnout who hangs out outside of 7/11 asking for cigarettes found his way to Cinemaphile
          Amazing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the main reason schizophrenia shows up in young 20-somethings. They frick around with permanently mind altering drugs and find out they're Jesus or something.

        Oh look another blind man thinking he knows what colors are. You guys never cease to amuse me.

        The machine elves are just in your head anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      megan dated alex soros, it’s not even that far fetched

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's just a betamale pussywhipped by a narcissist

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    brother needs propecia stat

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think people who are giving him shit for making these media appearances are missing the point. He’s trying to bring the tabloid media in the UK down. He’s trying to show how the people who hounded his mom to death—literally—are poisonous, and he’s trying to show his family that there’s a better way to live than being at the whims of these tabloids. It’s personal, and it’s based off of a very understandable vendetta against people who were complicit in the death of his mother and almost got his wife to kill herself. His best tool to counteract the narrative of the tabloid press is to use his own connections to readjust the press narrative, which is what he’s doing. I don’t blame him at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sure Megan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He’s trying to bring the tabloid media in the UK down
      what, by giving them free money and headlines for years? what a sterling plan!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where does Megan fit in to this narrative?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harold's an arse-bandit and she fricks him up the bum with a strap on?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is, he isn't very good at it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love how he is driving the tabloid press nuts. He's exposing them. The more they attack him, the more moronic they look.

      And they have to keep attacking him, to distract from the fact the government they control is utterly shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is laughing at him.
        He's basically said to everyone that his family only parrots the media lines in regard to his Wife but then also said they're the one who fed the media those lines too. She can't be a c**t apparently, because the media has said she is. If you believe she is a c**t based on her behaviour you actually don't and its only because a newspaper said it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely believe Megan and the handlers pay people to post online including on this board and in these threads and I know the organizations to do such a thing exist and the people posting are just getting a paycheck but man you guys are homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm taking down the British press!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that's moronic. Harry and Meghan are doing it to build a multi-media career, through Netflix expoes and scandalous books, etc. The tabloids like it because boomers are suspicious of Meghan for being forrun and overtly not posh, so they click it/buy it as ragebait. The only people who don't like it are the Royals, since now the Queen is gone and they've lost the main symbol of nostalgic affection the general public held onto the liberal pundits and intellectuals can go back to banging on the republican drum, as was trendy in the '80s and '90s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i think you’re giving him to much credit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just watch one video interview and see how fricking stupid he is, not capable of this himself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally banrolling them with stories like this lol. Tabloid journos must have coomed everywhere when this drama started. It's's like a never ending goldmin, a magnet to get your average bong boomer to read their trashy articles

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he's taking down the tabloids by feeding them endless drama and generating billions in ad revenue for them!! godspeed Harry!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you fricking moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricking stupid?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this entire thing is the manufactured drama tabloids live off of

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's some fricking cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's doing this for money. Megan and him have zero income apart from selling their stories over and over again, but they burn through cash at astonishing rates.
      That ginger Black person uses the Windsor suite at Heathrow anytime he flies anywhere, that's £4000 per hour. And he uses private jets to fly. It's literally about the money for them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps his titles and privileges and fricks off to another country to make money through badmouthing his family using the press he hates so much
      heroic indeed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What cope. We know his exam results, the royal family are all complete brainlets. He has no grand sophisticated plan, he's a tesco cashier given infinite cash.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >HAROLD COME HERE FOR YOU BEATING YOU WRETCHED BUM BOY

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are the tabloids in the room with us Harold

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >are the tabloids in the room with us Harold
      yes they are spying on us through our hacked phones

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No no no, they promised not to do that anymore after the last time they got caught. Steve Coogan showed them who was boss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek but unironically, yes, if you're a celebrity with a phone here in the UK

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You're a gaylord, Harold!
    What a cruel thing to say to a 11 year old.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Above all, this faux outrage - so the Royals are a dysfunctional family like so many others No Shock Horror - allows the Mail, while claiming to be loyal and patriotic (and based for tax purposes not in the UK), to sling the biggest dead cat it can find on the table, rather than let its Middle England readership know that the country is in a very bad way, and the Mail is directly responsible.

    > It was the Mail that dumped on Ed Miliband (including the anti-Semitic attacks) to keep Young Dave in Downing Street. It was the Mail that then called anti-Semitism on Jeremy Corbyn. It was the Mail that slavishly supported Theresa May, before slavishly supporting now-disgraced Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, and then - God help us - Liz Truss.

    > The Mail titles have backed every last inept politician in Westminster. How convenient for them to be able to tell readers to Look Over There, even as the NHS is on its knees, the cost of living is ever-increasing, and industrial unrest threatens to boil over into actual civil unrest. They sell papers, the momentary interest is maintained, and they get away with hypocrisy and mendacity.

    > But the public is not as stupid as the Mail hopes. We see you, Paul Dacre.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's all really gross and craven, and Markle is so clearly a soulless, gold diggin harpy. And that's a good thing.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The press are attacking him to create distraction to protect their puppet Sunak.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Your brother/sister/cousin/childhood friend writes a memoir and includes dozens of anecdotes about your younger days and constantly paints you in a negative light

    How do you respond?

    Also why is this little shit doing this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Money

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He literally had a life of luxury and gave it up for some mid tier pussy though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He still needs money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      William would be justified killing him at this point but honestly completely ignoring him while the court of public opinion turns on Harry is probably the best and most banterful tactic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The public love him. Don't listen to tabloid lies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It certainly seems like they don't like him

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It frickin WAS BABY BRAIN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a life

      He still needs money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Text exchange between Kate and Meghan leaked by Harry

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why would Harry leak this? It makes meghan look like an entitled idiot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Kate is the one in green, I think.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kate needs a good dicking, willy should take a leaf out of the old man’s book and be her tampon for a few hours.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why would Kate's messages be green, did Harry somehow get a hold of her phone and not Meghan's?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a screenshot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think they're colourcoded like that? Because they're based on a screenshot.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Meghan wouldn't be typing mum either.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                person who posted it here. kate is green. the filename is kategreen which was my effort to try to avoid this moronation

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >my effort to avoid this moronation
                >posted an image of a text conversation that didn't even come from a real phone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey kate we have the tailor to fix the dresses
        >NOAAW the dresses need to be FIXED
        >..yes we have the tailor here to fix them
        >FINEEEE!! FRICK

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Britbongs absolutely MINDBROKEN over the idea that even a royal admits that being a nobody in America with a hot wife is better than being literal royalty getting married off to your cousin in Bongistan
    I kek.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not a new IP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a nobody
      Eddie 8th went off to be a nobody. Harry's trying to turn himself into a homosexual media figure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry's trying to turn himself into a homosexual media figure.
        In Britain, maybe, nobody gives a frick about him here in America. The news doesn't place much importance on covering him here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >In Britain, maybe,
          Then he's not actually left, has he? He might be non-dom, but he still needs to be asspatted by the British press to stay relevant

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's hanging out in the USA and enjoying the burger life while all of Anglopakistan seethes about how he doesn't want to be part of their mess anymore.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yet still steals our tax money

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >all of Anglopakistan seethes
              He's the one who wrote a big long seethepost book about how his brother beat him up. And just released a Netflix series seething about how they're all waycis.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Getting rich off writing a tell all autobiography exposing one of the most important families in history
                Sounds pretty based to me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                rich off
                Yes, so he still needs English money. That's the point.
                The real shit was when it accidentally went on sale in Spain ahead of the release date, and you had journos fighting each other to grab a copy while no one else gave a shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >accidentally went on sale in Spain ahead of the release date
                A classic american advertising technique. "Leak" the product a few days early and let everyone go crazy about the fact that there's a chance to get to see it before everyone else. He's really making himself at home here, I wonder how many israeli friends he's made.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is tabloid media really this powerful in the UK? Nobody really pays attention to tabloids in the US.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, he’s being a whiny baby, he will never lead a normal life, whilst he’s asking for privacy, he needs to Marlon Brando himself or embrace them. He can’t have both.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because our political news is just tabloids

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idk who's israeliteing who anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's all one big confusing web of israeliteery. They're all caught up in it at this point.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a pussy. He should have thrown the severed peasant head at his brother and plotted to usurp the throne. What happened to the stiff upper lip? Have some class and stop airing your family's dirty laundry! He's hurt the entire foundation of the monarchy!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do people care so much about this soap opera, especially Americans?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they so rude to his granny?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >That webm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >That headline
      Lmfao what absolute homosexuals desperately trying to take anything they possibly can as disrespect so they can get outraged by it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a stretch, she is really disrespectful in general

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wew lad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wew lad

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wait there's an awkward webm where Harold is whoring himself out to another CEO to get his prostitute wife work.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              bob iger

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Meghan should do porn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's just american etiquette vs anglo. I remember some american guy came to my school and another guy to my work. Both times they were nice people but who we immediately thought were total wieners because the way they introduced themselves was a speil of their accomplishments. Outside America it seems like weird bragging but it turns out Americans expect this of each other and it's not meant to be

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ummm they were MANSPLAINING and Meggy stepped in to correct them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Divorce her now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fricking prostitute

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AIIEEEEEEE WILLIAM SAMA NOOOOOOO THINK OF MY PRECIOUS Black personETTE AND MY DARLING BURNT Black personINO AIIEEEEE SAVE ME YOUR MAJESTY

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >as it was
    as it were*
    Hypothetical, subjunctive mood.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i fricked up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's alright, anon. Just don't make the same mistake twice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          okay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          okay

          harsh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but fair

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Will and Kate's senpai

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would the royal family even take him back if he divorced the b***h or is he fricked? I kind of feel bad for him, he's just dumb and a simp but probably not a bad person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He'd probably end up like Diana if he tried to go back to them now.

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