>i was just foolin about
>i wasn't
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>I'm you're frickcherry
>alright lunger, let's frick
say when
I got two holes, one for each of ya.
Wyatt: What makes a man like Ringo cum, Doc? What makes him do the guys he does?
Doc: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole. He can never frick enough, or suck enough, or inflict enough pain on his father to ever fill it.
Wyatt: What does he need?
Doc: Revenge.
Wyatt: For what?
Doc: Bein' born gay.
Virgil: What do you want, Ringo?
Ringo: I want your cum... and I want your holes... and I want 'em both RIGHT NOW
Wyatt: I'm not gonna frick you, Ringo. There's no money in it.
Ringo: Sexy bawds. Don't any of you have the guts to play for cum?!
Doc: I'm your suckleberry. That's just my game...
Ringo: Alright, throater!
>JOHNNY, NO!
Don't mind him. He's just horny, that's all. Heheheh
I WANT EM SPITTIN CUM!
Last night he fricked my brother on a pool table then proceeded to rape the mayor!
>*groans*
>you ain't got no daisy
>*moans*
>you ain't got no daisy at all
Why Johnny Ringo you look like someone just smoked your wagon.
smoke that skin-wagon and see what happens
Absolutely lost it.
"I'm Doc Huckleberry, and in my professional opinion, you sir are going to need a Tombstone!"
*winks at camera, Ringo Starr appears confused*
That one felt out of place, but apparently it really happened.
>i'm here, huckleberry
my favourite thing about this movie is doc continuing to troll ringo by calling him by his middle name. you could really tell it bothered him
"Why, Johnny Ringo, I heard you were written out of Alien 3, sir!"
*Ringo spazzes out, dies*
> I'm here Huckleberry
What did this mean?
Was this supposed to be an insult? I dun geddit.
It was actually a cultural reference to Georgia O'Keefe, who had become popular at the time. She's best known for her painting of flowers, particularly tulips and daisies, that look like veganas. So he's really saying "You're not a pussy, you died like a real man."
>at the time in the west many illnesses were fixed by taking daisies
Fredrick Fricking Chopin
>Is that All Summer Long? That sounds like All Summer Long.
>Pardon?
>You know, Kid Rock. American Badass. Bawitdaba. Kid stinkin' Rock!
>Ah yes, well this happens to be a rock opera.
>You know. Frederic fricking Mercury.
Piss on me Wyatt.
You! You are still Tombstone! You can be my huckleberry anytime.
Bull manure! You can be mine!
bros, how do I be like Doc Holliday?
Study the Greeks, Latin, gunfighting and medicine.
this movie was good when i was younger but now it's pretty silly
The writing is a bit more dramatic than the direction and acting is equipped for, but it's campy fun.
only homosexuals use words like silly you must be from the big city
It's an adaptation of the overblown fictionalised biographies of the day so it shouldn't really be taken seriously. Doc is still a fantastic character though.
of course it has kurt russel in it
>Oh, Johnny, I forgot you were hard. You may cum now.
JOHNNY TYLER. You madcap, where you goin' with that shotgun?
>bwuhhhh, d-d-dawc??? I-I-I didn't k-know you was back in tow-wun!
I like this exchange.
Daisy of a thread.
It's funny to think that initially, Michael Biehn was trying to get the role of Doc Holliday. Johnny Ringo was his second choice.
When the production started, they always knew Kurt Russell was going to play Wyatt Earp, but there's a universe where Michael played Doc and Val played Ringo.