I was watching that 40 year old virgin movie and wtf why didn’t he choose the nip slip lady? She was giving him a sign.

I was watching that 40 year old virgin movie and wtf why didn’t he choose the nip slip lady? She was giving him a sign.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS ME ITS ME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ME??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ITS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ITS D D P

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AND THAT'S NOT A BAD THING

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you were watching it again? twice in 24 hours?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but there was a time when I had no internet and no cable and the only two movies I had on DVD were this one and Watchmen, so I must've watched both them about 2 or 3 times a day for about 3 or 4 months.

      I always forget prime Kat Dennings was in this.

      I could never forget, this was my introduction to Kat supremacy. Spilled way too much seed to this particular scene.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was too advanced for him, he would've blown his load before it entered the vegana.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds scary

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there such a crossover with women doing porn and wrestling?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like chyna??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My sister was a pro wrestler and now you have me worried.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait til you learn about customs.

      My sister was a pro wrestler and now you have me worried.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't like fake breasts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fake??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were fake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he wasn’t, he didn’t even jerk off

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he should have gone with the muscly lady

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ddp won

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when he had to pretend the Undertakes ugly wife was hotter than his own?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >40 year old virgin
    >marrying a woman his own age.
    This is probably as unrealistic as a 40 year old virgin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was literally betabuxing him. The fictional part was that she seemed to genuinely love him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Accurate post.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Accurate post.

        Ironic coming from literal betas. She sold his shit for free in her eBay store. She made the guy $100,000 and didn’t take a commission. How exactly was she taking advantage of him? Maybe you wouldn’t find the concept of a woman honestly loving a man so unbelievable if you weren’t worthless pieces of shit. People don’t like that and don’t find that an attractive quality in a mate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sneed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Implying that he wasn't angling for some stepdad/stepdaughter action.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess monkey boy didn't want to feel. The. BANG!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I remember this guy, didn’t he hit people in the head with an acoustic guitar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that was the guy who dranks beers all the time with black guys in 1992

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That was Kevin Nash all along?? KWAB

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek what a b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a yoga guru now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude's a legit angel on earth. He has gotten so many old wrestlers to get and stay sober. When a wrestler hits rock bottom he's there. Jake the Snake and the late Scott Hall both came back from the gutter thanks to DDP.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thats good to hear ty anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he called me once just to say hello. now THAT'S customer service

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no that was "no dimes" Jeff jarret

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You ever forget a wrestler existed and then just get hit by that big ass nostalgia wave when you remember their goofy gimmick and how much that shit entertained you? That was my experience just now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            jeff jarrett fricking sucks so forgetting about him would be a positive

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              take it easy slapnuts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                zero dimes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't want to have to feel the BANG

      based ddp enjoyers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DDP is dope. But he is also the physical embodiment of herpes from Florida.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went to the same community college as he did

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I jacked off to that scene a lot and I agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      along with knocked up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        which scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glad someone agrees. Wtf were his standards too high??

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > she's 52
    > the movie is 17 years old

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tara Tainton?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know, I usually just lurk here and don't post, but I wanted to bust a nut to this scene so I started torrenting this and noticed I still had a Tara Tainton vid in the queue that I hadn't cleared. I love you anon, I hope you're having a good day.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember morons the moral of the story is to befriend other guys who will help you get laid. A must watch for all virgins tbqh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even me???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Especially you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that kim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        congdon? ayes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's a fricking lie. Other guys don't help you get laid, they are hard programmed to betray you at a moments notice for some pussy.

  13. 2 years ago
    Big Booty Daddy

    He wasn't man enough.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he just frick the boss?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is a lesbian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is a lesbian.

      she was a sexual predator, im almost sure she would had dressed him as a kid or something and fricking him silly, maybe breastfeed him, that would been awful haha.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW this comedy became a documantary for the incel crisis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes even ugly ogres will swipe left on decent men. Dating apps cut out a lot of shit that women would otherwise find attractive, this is why they should be abandoned.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She has this brainless demeanor

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He settled for the worst women in the movie. Should have at least shagged her big titted daughter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she forced him to sell all his collectibles because he needed to "grow up"
      >when he's mad about this it plays out like he's the one in the wrong
      frick off, he had ONE hobby that made him happy and he's forced to stop??

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do you gays obssess about this movie and not the one where carrell gets transformed from a beta divorcee to a pimp handed pussy slayer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can self-insert into the 40 year old virgin and not a guy who works on himself to be a pussy slayer.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't want to have to feel the BANG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess monkey boy didn't want to feel. The. BANG!

      Holy shit I'm moronic. Glad I wasn't the only one to think of it and use the same image lmao. DDP was always one of my favorites and Kimberly was so fine

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie but the main love interest with too many teeth really annoys me

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a joke but I'm being 100% serious, the first time I ever jerked off in my life was to the scene where he imagines that naked woman while he too jerks off for the first time.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because the ending is a tragedy.
    >has to sell all his cool shit
    >marries post wall roastie single mother
    unironically he should had fricked the boss of the store he worked and called it a day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a tragedy if you imagine he's fricking the step-daughter on the sly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I always forget prime Kat Dennings was in this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you WILL sell off your hobbies goy
        >you WILL accept "responsibilities" for no reason at all
        pathetic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore
          have a nice day, cuck

          i wouldnt take a post with a cowboy movie reaction image serious, jose and paco.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i wouldn't take a one word post and a post telling someone to "have a nice day" serious, newbie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was a manchild, it was good of him to sell all that junk. He has responsibilities now anywas. A wife, kids and his own company. He wont have time to enjoy that childish shit anymore
        have a nice day, cuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i forgot to add that, god, i thought i was a pesimist but you really pointed out the worst shit of it.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kimberly really did randomly show up in this one movie, show one tit, and then disappear forever without any further statement or appearances.

    WTF.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would honestly rather be a virgin than marry Catherine Keener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This man knows what he's talking about.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this scene really brings me back

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw this will be me in 9 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get an Otaku Gf in Japan
      there is still time

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