I watched Starship Troopers and Wild Things.
What else should I watch with Denise Richards that is actually worth the time?
I watched Starship Troopers and Wild Things.
I watched Starship Troopers and Wild Things.
What else should I watch with Denise Richards that is actually worth the time?
no fricking idea but God DAMN she was sexy
I know right? All I could think was, "holy shit".
Not sure who this ugly troony is but stop posting them anytime now thanks.
>Not sure who this ugly troony is but stop posting them anytime now thanks.
Don't look up how she looks now tho. I did it and it made me sad. She probably would have aged gracefully without plastic surgery.
key word is “was”.
>was
She walled so hard. Like a typically white roastie
The one where Christmas comes more than once a year
oh ho ho ho
but yeah also she was only ever in Starship Troopers and Tomorrow Never dies, having her roles completely trashed in both
Never seen any of those 007 movies from that period. Just everything up to view to a kill, then starting again at casino royale and ending there again as well. I'll check that out. She in it enough? For me to gawk at.
This is bait right?
You've never even seen Dalton's darker gritty ones and Brosnan's GoldenEye?
Nope. Couldn't get interested in him.
Dalton plays Bond the closest to how he actually is in the books, if that matters. And his two movies were both great, and the last ones they made before the wall fell.
Brosnan's run kinda sucks if I'm being honest here but GoldenEye is somehow a top 5 bond film and probably my favorite, if only for the memes.
I'll watch them when i marathon everything later this year
You really should!
I did a bond marathon with my dad years ago, it was incredibly fun getting to see the changes from Dr. No all the way up to QoS.
The Moore bonds really get wacky, that's why they made sure Dalton's were more grounded, at least by comparison.
>Tomorrow Never dies
World is not enough
she was like a 12/10 in the nineties
She chose Charlie Sheen of all people
And look what she got for it, a lot of publicity that she wouldn't have otherwise received and a whole ton of STDs, most of which haven't even been cataloged yet.
Charlie Sheen was a notorious bad boy who was once handsome as well as being the biggest name on tv as well as the most highly paid. There's a lot of appeal for women there.
But he could never outdo his dad putting out a cigarette on a poor little mouser.
>What else should I watch with Denise Richards that is actually worth the time?
Her onlyfans
And I thought Christmas only comes once
unfortunate breasts would still smash though
she'd probably smash you.
there's no one as desperate and horny as an insecure old broad who used to be hot and has a hot daughter
>she'd probably smash you.
so it's settled then Denise Richards and I will smash
That's fine,
then there's more Sophie for me
I ain't a israelite but imagine the Dimes if Denise and her Daughter collaborated in a scissoring KINO on OF.
Oh lord...
Most women turn into insecure trainwrecks around 35. The dating dynamic completely flips but at that point why would you even want them. I’ll take a c**ty 24 year old over an eager-to-please 36 year old every day of the week.
>hot daughter
sauce?
I wonder what Tara Reid is up to these days
Sharknado XIII
I'm gonna be honest, she hit the wall and is bogged. But I won't reject the opportunity to frick her. I WOULD DO IT
these are probably after implants taken out and then some sort of lift done, right?
You'd need to do more research to find out.
Start here
https://fappeningbook .com/ denise-richards-nude
Sophie has some too
https://celeb.gate.cc/sophie-marceau/gallery.html
homie, you ruined my sunday
Her daughter has one too, right?
Yes.
damn, she looks like video game graphics
>mogged by mom
kek
That's not her daughter, it's pornstar Abella Danger. Her daughter is very trashing looking though. She's probably look good without the tattoos, piercings and unwashed look.
Abella Danger is a fricking goddess.
Not really. Credit to her for becoming such a big name in porn but I don't think she's anything special. Has a great ass and a handful of decent scenes but she's nothing special.
it rules that she and bella thorne have def. eaten each other out. oh man imagine if jennette mccurdy started dating angela white
oof, worse than I thought
ok that makes sense. wondering how her daughter got that israelite head
Ewww wtf how did this happen. The pornstar was more beautiful than the daughter
Growing up as a Hollywood rich kid is poison to a person's soul
>israeli pornstar still going through law school
Looks like some kind of space alien straight out of a flying saucer.
whee whee
>Looks like some kind of space alien straight out of a flying saucer.
Which one?
Both
Neither of them look quite right
kys troony
Why is that b***h named after the 9/11 war game ABLE Danger?
well, this is porn, so her israeli manager probably had a relative involved in the committee absolving them and thought this would be a funny reference
Abella Danger looks like something from Jim Henson's workshop
lol, yeah like a Dark Crystal puppet that was used for background.
Her breasts be like
>hrhrrGHH.. hrhrrGHH.. hrhrrGHH..
The dinosaur one
Goldeneye is one of the best, but every other architect bond performance is very bland. It's baffling
The World Is Not Enough. Goldeneye had this chick though
Yup, looks like a homosexual to me.
100% card carrying.
Goldeneye was written in like 1990 with dalton in mind. Tomorrow never dies and after was written with campy brosnan in mind
Yes, the original concept of Goldeneye was written with Dalton in mind, but the plot and story was different. Still, it definitely has more of his style found across the film in terms of writing and character. The rest definitely go in a different direction over time.
Some other things too
The movie has this kind of gritty filter over it which the others didn’t
Brosnan looked younger and thinner here than TMD despite only being 2 difference
They might’ve been trying harder with a good story since this was the big comeback movie that most people were unsure how it would go
Has that minimal Cold War soundtrack which separates it from the big band jazzy bond feel from the later films
That's true, they definitely had to work harder given the lapse in time from Dalton's run. It and CR both reinvigorated the franchise, but they dropped the ball big time after QoS in my opinion. Craig's entire run is basically just alternate reality Bond at this point.
Didn't she start doing this to steal attention away from her daughter's onlyfans? Wtf is wrong with women?
Well, not too bad for 51, I guess. Still, I can't believe a major hollywood actress would reduce herself to this.
Hey Plisken, I thought you were dead?
>Ooooh say can you seeeeeeeeeee
Should of gotten them out in her prime.
Now these are going to be the breasts everyone remembers forever.
>Should of gotten them out in her prime.
She did. Did you not see Wild Things? Or her playboy shoot?
Yeah I'm not sure those count.
Isnt the wild things just a deleted scene where you barealy see nips?
And the playboy shoot was like 10 years past her prime.
>Isnt the wild things just a deleted scene where you barealy see nips?
I don't think so unless it's a director's cut but I saw her breasts in Wild Things on network tv so I'd assume it's just theatrical.
Yeah the bits with the bra and dillons hand covering the nips.
What about when she's standing and making out with Neve Campbell? And doesn't she turn around standing in the pool when Dillon arrives.
I haven't seen it in years but I'm positive you get plenty of clear shots at them.
I'm basically in the same situation but reversed, 99% sure we never get a good look at them, it's always some swimsuit or bra or hand or something in the way.
Somebody care to adjudicate?
Would hit like a freight train. Like I give a shit her breasts are a bit shit?
she still got it
Just put your clothes on grandma, disgusting.
what should I watch with Jennifer Love Hewitt ?
Trojan War
Can’t Hardly Wait
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Heartbreakers
The Tuxedo
Solid recs too
>Trojan War
Oh shit, i forgot all about this kino. Gonna go watch it now, thanks anon
that movie is horrible but i watched it like five times before i even knew what a condom was
The one she gets stuck at Target afterhours
>busty milf JLH didn't make an OF but busted Denise Richards did
cruel
Tammy.and the Trex
That's about thextent of her kino
If you're looking for 90s bimbo
Valentine
comfy early 2000s shitty horrorkino
Undercover Brother. It's funny and she happens to be in it.
Funnier at the time of course but watched it recently and it still holds up.
>Damn duck shoes
Good call, she’s hot as frick there
I haven't seen that since 2007 but i did enjoy it back then. I cant remember her though.
>Shut the door, homie.
I used to play D&D and other RPGs online with this one guy 10+ years ago and for every single character he ever made, he used a picture of Denise Richards as his character's portrait. I've lost contact with the guy but every time I see her I think of him.
That one with the dinosaur was kino
Reminds me of my cousin. Not posting pics.
don't be a homosexual, post some pics
>Denise Richards
Tammy and the T-Rex.
incels are mentally deficient
Ok incel
She was pretty hot back in her day but didn't really come across as a credible nuclear scientist in the utterly crappy Pierce Brosnan Bond movie she was in.
The World is Not Enough, a turd is not enough for that movie or any Pierce Brosnan Bond movies.
They put her up against Sophie Marceau in that, which wasnt really fair.
yeah they had to have known, I mean come on Sophie Marceau was gorgeous. Denise was hot but they're in two completely different leagues.
Indeed, also Sophie is a much better actress
Sophie was the only redeeming feature of that sorry excuse for a movie.
Watching this scene as a horny 12-year-old ruined me for life
>not being ruined by Xenia at age 7
You should deep deeper
Sauce?
Diamonds are forever
I'd photoshop her sitting on a toilet making that face but I'm really bad at it
That's okay, I imagined it and it was really funny. I didn't.
Seriously what was going on with 90’s Bond and femdom
In the novels he was explicitly a sexual "slave" at times.
Which makes sense, psychologically. A guy who has to be on edge 24/7, and has power over life and death needs to give up control at some point in order to feel safe
They learned the value of their boobies, just at women's beach volleyball.
Ohh laa laa...
Brosnan asked the producers that he wanted to be under the extraordinary weight of feminine power and domination.
No idea. But it instilled in me an appreciation of powerful women.
They wanted to counter accusations that Bond was all sexist oggling young women but at the same time wanted to include some fanservice, so they reached the most 90s conclusion possible
>She was pretty hot back in her day
She was fricking smoking hot in her prime.
>in the utterly crappy Pierce Brosnan Bond movie she was in.
>The World is Not Enough, a turd is not enough for that movie
>Sophie was the only redeeming feature of that sorry excuse for a movie.
Frick yall, TWINE is damn good.
PROS
> Electra is the 2nd best seductress of the series... possibly the best.
> Solid male villain in Renard.
> Fantastic pre opening credits sequence & boat chase.
> Good ski chase.
> More use of the fun Russian gangster.
> Brosnan being awesome as usual.
> Good sub plot & use of M.
> Great score.
> One of my top favorite opening songs of the franchise.
> Richards looks damn good.
> Torture chair was a fantastic sequence.
CONS
> Richards is a weak actress, I personally think she is not as horrid as people say, but she is poor especially when she is meant to be playing a nuclear scientist.
>Richards is weak
Which is why I said it wasnt fair they put her against Sophie Marceau. That highlights Denise's lesser acting ability, which makes her come across particularly poor especially given the nuclear scientist part.
Perhaps while taking nothing away from Sophie, you may have overlooked Jane Seymour as Solitaire, To Live and Let Die.
She's my favorite, isn't she some Brit royalty now, she should be if not.
Nope, the British people and even media never, ever talk about her.
She's largely an American product.
>Poster does not list actors names in order
A rare Angie Harmon film appearance.
Drop Dead Gorgeous if you can find it.
Underrated movie
I actually watched that recently. For a movie you’d expect to get by on having pretty actresses, it’s a totally solid comedy.
yes i also heard about it on tafs & watched it the next day
Great suggestion. Cuties like Brittany Murphy and Kirsten Dunst along with Richards. I watched it recently and it holds up well
Thanks for the recs everyone
Wild Things fricking changed my life as a kid, specifically the threesome and OP's scene. I was always confused why she looked so upset
undercover brother. Stupid as hell but fun if you're drunk
Black Man's Kryptonite
Ace High is good for those times
Ace High - preview - Terence Hill Bud Spencer Eli Walach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vroZeu5bWEc
I think there's a link to the full version on that page.
Wild Things is one of the dumbest movies ever made but Denise Richards is so fricking hot in it.
Indeed.
Immensely cute bottom
damn this movie got me so hot for neve campbell and i was pissed she didn't get naked
than years later when i saw what she actually looks like naked... i have to wonder if the director didn't have her take off her clothes for a scene and then was like immediately "nope!" and cut it out.
most disappointing scene since teri hatcher
these scenes remind me of first learning how to jack off and the full on anxiety that came with it. like i didn't know what the frick was going on but just that this woman was the hottest person on the planet
never understood why they paired her with boring neve campbell
forced diversity
>boring neve campbell
FRICK YOU
that just makes it hotter when they make out because she doms her
>ruins your sex scene by refusing to get nude
Those fricking calves
james bond film
Goldeneye is trash.
I rewatched Goldeneye recently after thinking it was kino for decades but it's kind of boring. The video game will always be better
I slept well her drunk and I slept with her sober. And each time it was unbelievably... disappointing.
It's hard to believe. Such a luscious broad made for fricking. But she's like a doll... There's nothing there.
-Kevin Bacon on Denise Richards.
Bacon actually said that? he seems like a classier dude than to publicly talk about women he fricked. Maybe he just mellowed out with age
I thought it seemed strange too. I can't find that quote connected to Bacon anywhere so I suspect that guy just made it up.
I doubt Sheen would date her if she was a bad lay.
I don't think he stopped fricking other people when they were together but still probably not.
Sheen was probably too fricked up to care.
If you can’t tell that from how unbelievably dumb she comes off as you are soulless npc, being good at sex takes just a bit of iq, so you can learn and put in effort.
would you trade getting to smash Prime Denise for 100% guaranteed you are getting pozzed. not by her, but you will get Gay Cancer and die.
do you still smash
>but you will get Gay Cancer and die.
AIDS doesn't seem to be a problem for rich people. I wouldn't want it but if I got to live Charlie Sheen's life for a few decades maybe.
i really liked starship troopers- except for the fact that denise didnt get topless.
>b-b-but deleted scene
wasnt in the movie, doesnt count.
did she go topless in a deleted scene? or is it something that was shot and just never released anywhere
wasn't topless. there is a deleted scene during the start of the show at the high school where the main character feels up her breasts inside her shirt. I don't remember if it shows nip or not.
yeah, i've seen that. i don't get what the frick that anon was trying to say
>i really liked starship troopers- except for the fact that denise didnt get topless.
>he like denise richards for her acting prowess
lol
Perhaps Denise gave Sheen the laugh track that he truly craved?
Seinfeld
And the Frienda episode where Ross tries to frick her (despite being his cousin).
In his defence he hadn't had sex in a really long time.
remember that time Denise Richards was on American Dad?
>What else should I watch with Denise Richards that is actually worth the time?
This Bollywood film in which she gets REDEEMED
>What else should I watch with Denise Richards that is actually worth the time?
Undercover Brother.
<<<*** CRICKETS *~~###
The Brother from Another Planet - 1984 - Sci-fi/Comedy - 1h 49m
why did they make it seem like mayo was only a white people thing
What about Blue Lagoon? Pretty sure it is about incest though.
Not about incest or even the same actress.
>Denise Richards
>Starship Troopers
>worth the time
that prostitute ruined the movie cuck
Any pornstars that come even close to this? I gotta coooooooooom
Saw her cucking a israelite as a kid, that was hot
Scary Movie 3
>Die another Day, good
I wouldn't go that far, but it's definitely aged far better than it was initially received. Even though it made a ton of money. It was my least favorite one, but the post QoS films have solidified those spots for me. DaD is pretty solid up until after the duel scene, then it gets way too over the top for its own good. Still fun.
Watch Tammy and the T-Rex
Terrible movie but she's hot in it and the last minute she does a striptease towards the camera wearing lingerie (doesn't get nude though)
>bad feet
nothing
i can't find a torrent of the ultra 4k release anywhere 🙁
(for faps)
What is this, a picture for ants?
just google wild things ultra 4k, it's just generic box art. we want an actual rip
That'll do, thanks
Its kind of weird when the thumbnail is larger than the actual picture.