They could have seen a volcanologist to mount doom to get a sample of red hot liquid magma, kept it boiling way in a thick iron pot and brought it back to Rivendell, pop the ring innit and Bob's your uncle.
He was corrupted even by being in the viccinity of the Ring. What makes you think he will destroy it if he had it in his hands?
>What makes you think he will destroy it
he wouldn't, that's the point. Just get the ring and frick off to Mina Tirith. They'd probably send a fellowship with him so he'd have to ditch them somehow
Frodo had already carried the ring for some time at that point in the story and had shown a unique resistance to it. Elrond remarked on Frodo's unique constitution specifically, which is why he trusted him to be the ring bearer. Gandalf also knew something of the unique inner strength of hobbits through his journey with Bilbo.
>evil people's base is Mordor (murder) >big boss is at Mt. Doom (really?) >place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door) >evil sidekick is Grima Wormtongue (ffs) >Big boss (Sauron) right hand man's name is Sauronman (jfc) >Character has daddy issues - Fathermir >Ring borrower - Borrowmir (ffs) >I am no man - is a woman
It was his wiener ring. The problem is that it was so small that when Bran found it and put it on our of curiosity, he permanently lost circulation from the waist down and became a cripple.
I would've said that I'll take the ring to mordor. I can go harder than a hobbit. Than run off with it into the bushes. He got greedy claiming he could destroy it.
huh?
it's really quite simple
They could have seen a volcanologist to mount doom to get a sample of red hot liquid magma, kept it boiling way in a thick iron pot and brought it back to Rivendell, pop the ring innit and Bob's your uncle.
No they needed special magic lava
fricking dumbass moron
the volcanologist is going to MOUNT DOOM
homosexual
It’s not special magic lava unless it’s in the evil volcano
oh, my mistake. I apologize for my earlier outburst.
I made that up kek idiot
frick you b***h frick Black person
Ummm you’re not allowed to say Black person
actually, I am
Boromir was a good, honest person and not a liar, you completely misunderstand his character.
Elrond and the rest would never have let him take it.
they let that stupid hobbit take it
>What makes you think he will destroy it
he wouldn't, that's the point. Just get the ring and frick off to Mina Tirith. They'd probably send a fellowship with him so he'd have to ditch them somehow
Well he'd have the ring so could just piss off invisibly.
Frodo had already carried the ring for some time at that point in the story and had shown a unique resistance to it. Elrond remarked on Frodo's unique constitution specifically, which is why he trusted him to be the ring bearer. Gandalf also knew something of the unique inner strength of hobbits through his journey with Bilbo.
la la la I'm not listening la la la
He was corrupted even by being in the viccinity of the Ring. What makes you think he will destroy it if he had it in his hands?
>I'm gonna just boro the ring
Bravo, Tolkien
>evil people's base is Mordor (murder)
>big boss is at Mt. Doom (really?)
>place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door)
>evil sidekick is Grima Wormtongue (ffs)
>Big boss (Sauron) right hand man's name is Sauronman (jfc)
>Character has daddy issues - Fathermir
>Ring borrower - Borrowmir (ffs)
>I am no man - is a woman
Frick you Tolkien you fricking hack
One does not simply cast Sean Bean in a role where he survives to the end.
hmm what about silent hill
Boromir was a confirmed bachelor at the age of 49 somethings. The elves would not trust a gay.
The last gay the trusted made evil israeliteelry
Only a movie problem, Isildur's hike up Orodruin isn't a thing in the books
Imagine if Boromir took the ring and fricked off
Gondor will get gangbanged by all the of the elgi, manlets, Rohan and the Fellowship plus all the orcs, Haradrim and sea pirates
>elgi
????
nah Boromir would frick em all up
Imagine if Boromir took the ring and fricked Legolas
What ring? I don't remember Ned stark ever doing anything with a ring? Was this a deleted scene
It was his wiener ring. The problem is that it was so small that when Bran found it and put it on our of curiosity, he permanently lost circulation from the waist down and became a cripple.
Couldn't they just ride there on those big ass eagles and drop the ring in the volcano from 500m
>LoTR thread
>75% of image replies are frog gays
really?
Post something else then. No one's stopping you, fren.
Cinemaphile is a frog board
I would've said that I'll take the ring to mordor. I can go harder than a hobbit. Than run off with it into the bushes. He got greedy claiming he could destroy it.
>claiming he could destroy it.
you mean claiming that gondor could use it?