I wish I could be like Mauler and be able to find the smallest plot holes and inconsistencies to lore and be able to generate hours upon hours of cont...

I wish I could be like Mauler and be able to find the smallest plot holes and inconsistencies to lore and be able to generate hours upon hours of content like he does.

Instead, I'm just some pleb entertained by jangling keys and nostalgia.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watxh a movie more than once, pay attention and take notes.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If by finding plot holes you mean spend hours coming up with hypotheticals and then tear down the story presented with said hypotheticals, then yeah, hes great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judging movie by what it previously presented you is not hypothetical.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >im going to drive my car over the ridge
        >Mauler: What do you mean your going to drive it over the ridge?
        >What if its certain death over there?
        >They didnt mention the ridge at any point before this
        >What if character doesnt have the keys to the car?
        >Is driving the car over the ridge essential to the plot?
        >The whole driving a car over the ridge makes no sense
        >I am Mauler my critiques are smart.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i will now team up with a bald fatass, a dyel twig, a dumb asian b***h and bubbles from tpb and talk shit about liberals while worshipping israel

          Jesus fricking Christ what a mess

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could have just used a real example from one of his videos but instead you chose to fabricate one. Curious.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hmmm do you have a SOURCE for that hmm i'm very smart
            no one's gonna waste the time

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon your whole argument is that you're a moronic homosexual that sucks wiener. You literally say that. You want a source? Sorry nope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He likely didn't watch a video of him.

                What do you gain by sucking Mauler wiener on a polish basket weaving forum? His reviews suck dick, no source needed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you gain by sucking Mauler wiener
                Nothing. I just like shitting on dumbasses like you, who have no arguments.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically? He's the single best film critic we have today. You joke about plot holes but writing is the most important aspect of fiction. Everything else is downstream. If you do not have competent writing, nothing else matters. Period.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's the single best film critic we have today.
                Go to bed Mauler

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's the single best film critic we have today.
                Mauler isn't even a film critic, he's a script critic. On EFAP, they'll spend at most 15 minutes talking about the music, acting, cinematography and themes combined. They only talk about the script, not the movie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Script is most important, if your script is nonsensical dogshit then stick to making arthouse crap

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As much as I agree, that still doesn't make Mauler a film critic when he only talks about a single aspect of filmmaking.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he only talks about a single aspect of filmmaking.
                Just false. They have a whole series discussing the set design, themes, and performances of the LOTR trilogy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The exception to prove the rule, you wouldn't have to point it out if they did that regularly on EFAP instead of spending 95% of the time talking about the script.

                Alright he's a script critic. I don't really watch mauler but if he's mostly reviewing modern blockbuster slop I don't think you really have to go much deeper than the shitty script to know how dogshit it is

                >he's mostly reviewing modern blockbuster slop
                That's the reason I tune out regularly. They do mention some good movies they watch and then talk exclusively about Disney shit.

                Those are all accoutrements to the actual story. You watch movies first and foremost for the story. A movie can have piss poor music, acting, cinematography and still have an excellent core story and stand on it's own. A movie with good acting, music and cinematography but a worthless story is just that. Worthless. Besides, there's only so much you can say about something like acting. It was good or it was bad. What more do you need to know?

                A movie with poor music, acting and cinematography is a poor movie. Movies are the sum of those. If it has a good story, I can read the script.

                What doesn't tell it's story visually? Visual storytelling does not necessitate nice cinematography and nice cinematography does not make for good visual storytelling. And again, he does discuss these things. You don't know what you're talking about.

                >What doesn't tell it's story visually?
                Books and music

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright he's a script critic. I don't really watch mauler but if he's mostly reviewing modern blockbuster slop I don't think you really have to go much deeper than the shitty script to know how dogshit it is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those are all accoutrements to the actual story. You watch movies first and foremost for the story. A movie can have piss poor music, acting, cinematography and still have an excellent core story and stand on it's own. A movie with good acting, music and cinematography but a worthless story is just that. Worthless. Besides, there's only so much you can say about something like acting. It was good or it was bad. What more do you need to know?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You watch movies first and foremost for the story.
                Film is a visual medium and most non-shit films will therefore try to tell a story visually. Mauler doesn't engage with any of that, it's cinemasins tier criticism and something you'd expect of a 12 year old who thinks he's smart

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What doesn't tell it's story visually? Visual storytelling does not necessitate nice cinematography and nice cinematography does not make for good visual storytelling. And again, he does discuss these things. You don't know what you're talking about.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically true. Mauler cannot get to the damn point to save his life. He waffles on without a clue about him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He likely didn't watch a video of him.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am able to suspend my disbelief quite a lot in service of entertainment, but lately the movies are so fricking bad they just keep imploding. If I watch your movie and I spontaneously go 'Now how did...' its basically over. Weird thing is, I rarely have this issue with older movies, I recently watched Running Man, and it inconsistencies didn't annoy me the way new movies do.
    I think that if you have IQ over 100, the least you can demand from a movie is internal consistency.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i criticise israeli concepts while worshipping israelites in the same sentence
    >i am the average american conservative
    MIGA i guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love anti-semites now
      oh wait no i despise them

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish I could be like Mauler
    EW

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is a terrible critic and i don't know how anyone can endure his 3rd grade level "analysis" for hours. It's like if cinemasins became dumber and 100x more self serious

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish I could be like Mauler
    Why would you ever do that to yourself?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Mauler and watched a little bit of EFAP but they are all insufferably smug egotistical morons who go after absolute nobodies for very stupid reasons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This and the fact that they will still make videos b***hing about The last Jedi to this day is why I cant watch them. Its insufferable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who go after absolute nobodies for very stupid reasons
      >go after bigger channels
      >YOU ARE JUST DOING IT FOR CLOUT
      >go after smaller channels
      >YOU ARE JUST A BULLY
      It is always the same two moronic complains.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting Mauler

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just reads comment sections and chooses the most likely candidates. People do the work for Youtubers constantly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. rich evans and nerdrotic surely are mining Cinemaphile

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t watch vtubers

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im going to seethe about trannies while my race goes extinct!

    Many such cases!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mauler is a leftist and one of his cohosts is trans

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >smallest plot holes

    there are massive plot holes in most of disney shit, so you are lying. and mauler is cool. its the rest of the griftosphere he associates with that are the issue. he can point out an actual issue with a plot or character and then the zeroes sitting in their brady bunch square on these talk shows will latch onto it like mouth breathing morons and push it for laughs or as if it was the main point of mauler video or commentary. he doesnt harp on some small nitpick or moronic shit. he might point out something, but at no point does he shit on these for them. they are long videos because he retells the plot and shows video on loop as he discusses scene and the issue instead of 'lol its bad burp fart see you next time go away now pronouns' 10 minute empty vacuous nonsense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but all he talks about is marvel and star wars. Who the frick cares about how shit that is anymore? It was always gay and moronic

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the mauler copypasta please

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUY AN AD YOU FAT Black person

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad mauler you fricking israelite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you fricking israelite
      >/pol/cel ramblings
      into the trash it goes

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were always shit, but the signs criticism was embarassing.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once tried to watch one of his videos only to realize it was 6 fricking hours, who the frick even watches that shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terminally lonely people who are either unemployed or have no occupation. They've turned this dude and his group of cringers into their own parasocial "friends"

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused how any of these grifters still have fans after they started talking about video games and revealed they don't actually believe in any of the things they have been saying about Disney films.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget when the efpa crew got filtered by taxi driver lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Taxi Driver isn't up to its hype, but gets hard carried enough by the characters to not be a bad movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they really liked joker and made some responses to criticism of the film(11 hour jenny nicholson vid lmao). Some detractors accused it of being a taxi driver rip off so they decided to watch it. Efap crew are low iq slop consumers so even something as basic as taxi driver bored them

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish I could be like Mauler
    im sorry anon

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His ability to do that is what flipped Star Wars Theory into being an Andor lover. He literally dissected all of Theory's gripes about the show and presented them for the illogicities they were.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Mauler only get successful because PewDiePie got in trouble for recommending the channel? Like Pewds plugged him and no one cared, then someone noticed the content and made a big stink about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of E;R, but he was already successful before that.

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