>I wish i fricked your mother Wtf Obi Wan?

>I wish i fricked your mother
Wtf Obi Wan?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Yeah Leia, Padme was fine af ngl"

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He meant that he wishes he was married to Anakin

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello there little wan, your father was an ex pupil of mine before I failed him and was forced to turn him into a discount Warwick Davis. And he was a good friend.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitposting aside, did Obi-Wan have an attraction to Padme? He was also a relatively young man, Padme is beautiful, and she happened to be the one of the very few women he was in touch with to some extent.
    >inb4 Satine
    TCWtards need not reply, I'm only talking about the movie timeline

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no suggestion he was attracted to her no. He seems to have utterly slain pussy across the galaxy though. Usually villains.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obiwan has a sneedma male grindset. He's only ever thinkgen about jedying.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a good friend.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a senator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Without question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cum buckets on her tummy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, women are disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd lick the blood from her Nexu lacerations, if you catch my drift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would israelite?*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would I breathe if I needed air? Yes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He regrets not having a family and he regrets that her real father is an insane murderous cyborg.

    Makes sense to me.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU JUST KNOW

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obi Wan is a cringe incel. that’s why he’s on Tattooine in a masturbation cave most of his life. No wonder Anakin turned out so fricked up Obi Wan sabotaged him out of incel jealousy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't all the cartoons past and present imply that Obiwan actually knew Anakin and Padme were a thing but since he was a bro he just kept his mouth shut and pretended that Anakin be a gudboi?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He outright confirms it in Episode III it's just around the time Anakin goes Vader so everyone forgets about it. It's during this scene:

      YOU JUST KNOW

      He says something like: "I've known about your and Anakin's feelings for each other for quite some time now, and I've kept it quiet due to the affection I have for both of you. I ... I tried to convince myself that I was wrong, and I wanted him to be happy, but perhaps I should've said something sooner."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody knew. Yoda knew, listen to when he talks about it in Ep3. Old EU had Anakin spending his "shore leave" at Padme's private lakeside villa alone with her and it being a standard topic of gossip in the Temple among literal children, that's how common it was. New EU shows Obi-Wan and all the senior ranking military/clones under his command or working with him knowing because they see him sneak off to make private comm calls to her in storerooms and give him shit for it after.

      "Anakin Skywalker is giving Senator Amidala his lightsaber" was not new information to anybody at all. Nobody gave a shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the only people who thought it was secret were Anakin and Padme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Commander Cody, fetch me some lube
        >RIGHT AWAY SIR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cody was chill, he will be the first black clone in bad batch 2 I guarantee it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh good people out in tole they listen to the empire
    lol

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the leia kid seems pretty good for her age, the writing is just so unnatural and way too old for her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate bratty teen characters, but I Leah would have been better if she was older and/or the actress didn't look like she was 6. Omega was annoying but she acted more like a kid than Leah does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a sweet moment in reverse.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at 23:13 the stormtrooper closest to the heroes is clearly looking over and sees them. this is a great reference to boba fett in ESB when he sees our hero luke in the hallway at bespin the cloud city

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kills 6-7 stormtroopers with a pistol and bare hands
    >surrenders to a truck with 4 stormtroopers in it
    no one is doing a sanity check on this production

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THEY HAD THE HIGH GROUND

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