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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are very few things in life that hit as a hard as an ice cold Coke on a really hot day. There is a reason that it became insanely popular

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        too sweet to palate, and the syrupy misxutre leaves a sheen that coasts everything. not a fan!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and the syrupy misxutre leaves a sheen that coasts everything
          stop getting the corn syrup version. buy the mexican coke with cane sugar in it instead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            also glass bottles make a big difference too. Im just old enough that glass bottle soda was still available in some soda machines when I was little kid. I still have memories of how good that was, particularly orange soda

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        try water you fat Black person

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Water only tastes good after you've been doing strenuous exercise.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love how the taste makes my legs and numb and tingly

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't mainline the shit and you're golden.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Diet Coke man myself. And no it's not because I'm a fatty, I simply prefer the taste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here except black wieners instead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine even typing any of these words ironically

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          does it make you mad lil troony?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >omg he typed black wiener...the horror...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So basically you want to have sex with that anon? What the frick?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers have Stockholm syndrome

          does it make you mad lil troony?

          You trannies love posting that shit though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOO. I MUST PURCHASE COKE WHEN I DO MY GROCERY SHOPPING.

      >THERE IS AN ARMED ASSASSAIN FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND HE WILL MURDER ME IF I DON’T DRINK COKE.

      I used to drink this stuff like water but now I can't stand it. Did they change the recipe? It used to taste refreshing and tangy but now it has this disgusting cough syrup like aftertaste. Even ice cold from a glass bottle it's undrinkable.

      For me it's Cherry Coke Zero

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    last time i dirnked one of these my legs and arms were covered in itchy patches for months

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just have to limit yourself anon. I only drink 3 of these a day and I could stop at any time. One time I went 4 whole days with no coke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Ci3RqCL.jpg

      >I wish I knew how to quit you

      I really quit this stuff for months in a bid to try and lose weight, and I didn't lose a single pound. Then I became very ill with a respiratory illness and discovered Mexican Coke, and it's a great phlegm cutter.

      Mexican Coke is still with me today, I eat a completely healthy no sweets diet. No candy, ice cream, cake, donuts, none of those shitty 1000 calorie coffees, but I'm still hopelessly addicted to Mexican Coke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you think its just placebo? idk if they really even taste any different. i did a blind taste test with my brother, cane sugar vs normal coke and couldnt tell the difference

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Personally, I find Mexican Coke to have a stronger hint of vanilla while also not being as sweet, whereas traditional coke has a more pronounced bitter flavor. You can describe the flavor of coke as being one part vanilla, one part sweet, and one part bitter, and if you did that, you could say the scales of Mexican Coke tilt more to the vanilla side.

          The Glass bottle with the condensation on it is always a big boost too. I used to poor normal coke into a glass with ice instead of drinking it out of a can.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is a version of this that wont turn you fat and it tastes just as good

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster energy drinks

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOO. I MUST PURCHASE COKE WHEN I DO MY GROCERY SHOPPING.

    >THERE IS AN ARMED ASSASSAIN FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND HE WILL MURDER ME IF I DON’T DRINK COKE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >THERE IS AN ARMED ASSASSAIN FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND HE WILL MURDER ME IF I DON’T DRINK COKE.
      That's why I don't vote for libertarians.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to drink this stuff like water but now I can't stand it. Did they change the recipe? It used to taste refreshing and tangy but now it has this disgusting cough syrup like aftertaste. Even ice cold from a glass bottle it's undrinkable.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I treat a can like a treat. It's both nostalgic and the sugar/caffeine help with the tail end of an adderall dose.

    Dont drink it enough to be a Whale ass homie, tho

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >floss until I bleed
    >drink ice cold can of coke and let it burn my gums
    >smoke a cigarette
    9a morning routine for 10 years

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try getting into flavored seltzer. It'll give you the crisp carbonated feel that soda does, but without the mouthful of sugar syrup. You can still drink soda sometimes.
    I like the orange seltzer by Schweppes and Canada Dry.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the 8oz glass bottles. best taste and not too much soda

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6 x 8oz sodas
      >not too much soda
      0.25 oz is too much soda

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        coke cans are 12oz
        these are 8oz
        i drink one every other day or so
        whats your frickin issue?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The very first time I tried "soda pop" was as a very small child, trying my Mom's favorite drink, "Dr. Pepper."
    The carbonated effervescence made my nose and throat sting, I coughed and made a mess, I didn't like the taste.
    For the rest of my life, I've refused carbonated drinks: less because of pettiness (I'm willing to try all kinds of food and drink), more because I simply realize I hate that feeling.

    It has been a life-sparing moment of my life. I don't drink pop or beer inherently because I hate its flavor and characteristics. I am in good health.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was easy for me when they started demanding $8 for a 12 pack at the grocery store. Out of their fricking minds lmao. Haven't bought it since.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the syrupy israelite

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God, I love Coke so much. I've recently switched to Coke Zero and it's just not the same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It tastes 99% the same to me. Whereas diet coke is terrible

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    force yourself to drink seltzer
    t. used to kill cases of coke and stopped 10 years ago

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coke zero tastes close enough.

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