I wonder how it is like having a woman and watching kinos with her...

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait who was that again?
    >what did he just say?
    >*pulls out phone*
    >OH MY GOD
    >I have to pee can you pause

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is this the one where he's her dad and they both die?
      >or is it the one where they go in the car and they talk a lot
      >I saw this video yesterday of this true crime thing where a man had all of his fingers removed by his wife and wait..
      >no that was a movie she was describing in the video but there was this other one
      >wtf what are they fighting for?
      >anyway so the head was found in a BUCKET

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty accurate.
      But add some add some dick-slurping sounds, and you've covered females AND zoomers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This or just the uncomfortable silence of her sitting there tapping away at a screen on her device with her face becoming more and more angry while she works herself up looking at pictures and videos of other women "living the life she wishes she was living" of themselves on vacation or scarfing down sugar or getting grinded on the club floor.

      Too many incels think the grass is greener on the other side and that there are genuine anime waifus out there curling up beside their men. Women are insufferable c**ts that exist solely to be parasites stealing your resources.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking they ask you to pause
      Oh you sweet naive boy. They'll just leave and then make you fill in anything they missed.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a girlfriend is not the bliss we think it is, it's usually not even close to your imagination of it and you'l feel burdened and annoyed and then want her to go away.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope more, lots of people are happy together
      the shit feeling that makes you push them away is you, not them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a cope, most relationships are like this. you have the starting period which is nice and you feel good and then that dissipates and you can barely tolerate each other. get a grip and start living in the real world.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          9 happy years together you dipshit, your terminally alone incel ass is not a source on relationships

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            meds, man. stop pretending to be a normalgay. why are you wasting your time here instead of being with her? because you're lying.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      truthfully it's not even the current "tfw no gf" that eats at you, it's facing the fact that you're well into your adult years and you weren't even good enough (not sociable, personable, functional, just not good enough in many different ways) to attract intimate partners which just came naturally to the people around you. It sucks really bad in your teens, in your 20s it still hurts but you're kind of used it, at 30+ you're just miserable about many different things and you can only think back about not being good enough while others were, and now everyone your age is married/has kids/can be in or out of relationships fairly easily
      It's like relationships come as naturally as breathing for some people, but for others it's like trying to swim with cinderblocks tied to your legs, and as the years progress the cinderblocks feel heavier and heavier

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and now everyone your age is married/has kids/can be in or out of relationships fairly easily
        The worst part is they all migrate to parent friend groups and then you lose your access to friends of friends
        >Oh I know a girl and she's single and looking-
        >Yes she does have a child, what does that matter anon?
        >I am not going to answer that question, it shouldn't matter what color her child is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a couple of guy friends like this who then complain to me about being forever alone etc. Here's what you don't understand. Yes, you're stuck in this cold alone rut, but those of us who have actually loved and received love back and had it fall apart are ten times more fricking broken than you, you'll never understand the pain of attaining perfection and harmony and having the world or circumstance or your own stupidity or theirs tear it the frick away from you, nothing can compare to the memories you spend years repressing of the person you love and watching it fall apart in front of you, the hurt you caused, the hurt they caused, having to live on with your life and just pretend that this great tragedy never happened. The people who are truly dead inside are the ones who have loved and lost, you're just a grown child, too stunted and stuck in adolescence and video games and the internet to relate to another person, in fact most of us envy your naive perspective and your teenage yearning, you'll never understand true loss and pain

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          to add to this, you act special when most of us who get girls at one point or other where in the same position as you and yearning, we just did something about it and made it happen, and having been in your sad state at one point I can tell you it doesn't even touch the actual hurt of love gone wrong or circumstance and the world keeping you from someone you love who loves you back, you're crying about something you could readily fix, you don't know actual trauma yet and it's hilarious

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you don't know actual trauma yet and it's hilarious
            Imagine claiming you have trauma from past relationships as a fricking man, get a grip homosexual

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >has never fricked
              >posts anime reaction pics and cries about being alone
              >mocks my masculinity
              your projection is obvious, relationships are painful and it's a known fact

              Your pain probably isn't even what you think it is. She just met someone who made her wetter than you and everything fell apart as a result. All the dramatized bullshit you think happened is just a spell she cast on you to mask the ugly and simple truth

              or maybe you misread and misunderstood, but this a pathetic cope to make yourself feel better lmao I've cheated with literal married women and you're crying about being alone

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your pain probably isn't even what you think it is. She just met someone who made her wetter than you and everything fell apart as a result. All the dramatized bullshit you think happened is just a spell she cast on you to mask the ugly and simple truth

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you don't know actual trauma yet and it's hilarious
            Imagine claiming you have trauma from past relationships as a fricking man, get a grip homosexual

            LOL someone's fricking triggered, go cry into your anime pillow, I'm dating and fricking someone now instead of b***hing about being alone you fat frick

            see how quickly they ditch their pathetic demeanor and lash out at you when you tell them to stop being pathetic, this is why women hate you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, experiencing love, even if it ends in tragedy, is thousand times better than being alone forever. You're a homosexual

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >never fricked a woman
            >but I'M supposedly the homosexual
            do you even read what you type? of course the forever alone virgins don't want any alternative viewpoint or criticism or advice, you just want to wallow in your misery and be a fat slob all day and blame other people for the fact you'll never get your dick wet

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you just want to wallow in your misery
              it's you who does that
              >be a fat slob all day
              projection, you don't know a thing about me, stupid Black person

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you don't get your dick wet and lash out like a toddler when presented with different viewpoints, but don't worry, maybe one day your oneitis will notice you and your warhammer 40k minis and give you some pity pussy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know you don't get your dick wet
                projection, you have some issues, my guy
                >lash out like a toddler when presented with different viewpoints
                oh look who's talking. Ironic, innit?
                >maybe one day your oneitis will notice you and your warhammer 40k minis and give you some pity pussy
                not into that nerd shit, but you do you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          please frick off and have a nice day, normalgay parasite.
          >i know you're miserable but if you're happy and then bad thing happens tha'ts heckin worse!

          have a nice day

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I know you don't get your dick wet
            projection, you have some issues, my guy
            >lash out like a toddler when presented with different viewpoints
            oh look who's talking. Ironic, innit?
            >maybe one day your oneitis will notice you and your warhammer 40k minis and give you some pity pussy
            not into that nerd shit, but you do you.

            rent free, you can tell me to kill myself all day and I'll still have gotten more pussy than you and you'll always be a fricking loser, enjoy your shit life and stop blaming other people for your insecurities and shortcomings

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You sound like you live a very fulfilling life

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you base your worth on how much pussy you have
              what a sad life you have and yet you have the audacity who call others losers. Embarrassing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy normie batman

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife and I just started watching Rome. AMA.
    I've seen it before. She hasn't.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you explain the "Jews" to your wife?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Good points
    My girlfriend and I go to the cinema together every time a new horror film comes out
    >Bad points
    She's a NEET so I always pay for it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neet girlfriend
      I know I'm wrong but something about that dynamic feels oddly attractive

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    becomes annoying if there is no sex afterwards or in the middle of it , if your tastes dont clash.
    lucky for me she liked the same fantasy drivel and wholesome movies / series , supernatural stuff , even watched some anime with her and not a day goes by i don´t´think about haveing married and put kids into her.
    say no to alcohol , it destroys you from within but physically and metaphorically.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shinji could have raped rei, if not because she was moronic then because it's anime and rape would probably be seen as endearing and comedic. If I was in an anime universe, I'm raping everybody

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate rei so much its unreal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi asuka

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the most interesting thing about the asuka/rei spat is that initially rei disliked asuka more than asuka disliked rei
        it wasn't until asuka started to go apeshit in the latter half of the show when rei somewhat eased up on asuka while asuka was insisting that rei was a doll to mask her own insecurities about being one herself

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The good of having a gf: sex
    The bad of having a gf: literally everything else

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about cuddling? I'm so touch starved bros..

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you enjoy it too much she'll get the ick

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a remedy for that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, what kind of shitty girlfriends have you had anon?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like watching a movie with a child and having to explain everything to them. It's even worse if they're ESL and you need to put subtitles on everything.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never gotten her to watch kino once, instead I’ve been forced to watch Rise Of The Guardians, every Hotel Transylvania, and Disney slop

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually pretty annoying. They almost always have shit taste.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      women are born NPC's. you can't find meaningful conversation with them or anything else. you try and you cope and you ignore the signs but it's the truth. you can't stand them when they try to overextend and talk gibberish to either seem knowledgeable or needlessly impress you.

      The good of having a gf: sex
      The bad of having a gf: literally everything else

      this.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to find a boyfriend free girl of my own age

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys ever think about how long it's been since you felt genuinely wanted, I try not to dwell on this thought

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I walk past someone walking a dog. Dogs love.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never felt wanted by anyone but my immediate family. I've gone past the resentment phase. I am numb.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only know feelings of being UNwanted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My girlfriend tells me everyday that she loves me. It's nice, but it's not everything. Man has an infinite desire for love, and nothing of this earth can satisfy it.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch NGE with ex one night
    >Get drunk as frick on whiskey
    >Frick her for what must have been at least an hour straight
    >Several times she reminisces fondly about that night in specific
    I don't miss her but damn if she couldn't take a good dicking down. Verification not required.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's nice, but don't expect to be as interested in each other's shows.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends.
    Rei would be the ideal gf to watch a movie with. Asuke , hell no, that b***h would be complaining about something the whole time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Asuka complains it means she wants you to kiss her quiet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek this. Beta males will never understand. Asuka is only 14, she's got a lot of developing to do, and that includes through finding a strong man to subdue her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rei would be horrible to watch a movie with. She'd sit through it silent and emotionless. Have no real opinion on anything that happens on screen. And just say "Sorry, I have no idea how I'm supposed to feel about this movie we watched"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd make her watch Hachiko, then. She'd relate to the dog.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the ideal gf to is a doormat with no opinions or thoughts of her own
      You mean just like you? Typical of a Reigay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what women are anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not watching movies with Misato while drinking beer and fricking every once in a while

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a woman. It is not special. She doesn't watch TV. When I try to watch movies with her, she just stays on her phone the entire time checking Instagram then turns back to the TV then back to me and says "what is even happening"

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like watching them alone, but the person next to you is checking their phone every 5 minutes.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Annoying most of the time, they either don't get the movie or pretend they care for reasons.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's annoying because they're either on their phone the whole time or trying to frick you

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would be Asuka and Rei's favorite movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      End of Evangelion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girl Interrupted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Olympia.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What shows are you saving a rewatch for until you get a gf?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GoT probably would be nice to watch with a gf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost entirely quit watching new anime (and TV/movies) the past 3 years and I'm saving all the good shows for when the GF finally arrives

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's pretty easy when new anime, tv, movies are fricking woke garbage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      twin peaks for sure

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having a woman
    You don't own your partner, bigot.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its cool at first then the shine wears off and it just becomes annoying as frick. Ask any sane man their honest opinion of their wife/gf after a few years of being together. Every single one, if being honest, will tell you it's miserable.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen anon, enjoy the inceldom while it lasts

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part of having a gf is the inevitable part where she's getting attention from another guy/guys and continues to hang around them and if you say anything about it will be called iNsEcuRe and cOntrOliNg, but if you don't say anything about it she'll see you as a pushover. Meaning your relationship is actually over and merely running around like a decapitated chicken while you work up the nerve to go through uprooting your life and finding a new place to live when you just wanted to be focused on making money or furthering your education.

    If this sounds too oddly specific and like I'm just venting about some shit it's not. This eventually occurs every single time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound insecure

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like clockwork

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's getting attention from another guy/guys and continues to hang around them

      That's not ok, anon. You dont have to put up with that kind of behavior.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women know that every single guy they come in contact with wants to frick them, so if they prolong that contact then she's basically disrespecting you by putting herself in compromising positions.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. And they all do it every single time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cohabitating with a woman you're not married with.
      Stop making stupid decisions.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks women stop doing this when they're married, and doesn't realize that the amount of disrespect a woman shows you is proportional to how much you've invested and sacrificed for the relationship

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry that you date and marry prostitutes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is only with western white women, they justify this shitty behavior, I've dated both european and latina women who were never like this whereas the american women would be posting literal ass and feet pics all day on social media or have a hidden tumblr full of their nudes and a hundred guys liking and messaging them and act like it was no big deal when you found out

      moral of the story, don't date american white women, they're fricking cursed and the biggest lying prostitutes on the planet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The perfect solution to this is to say:
      >I know relationships are supposed to be trust and all that, so I won't go out of my way to find out you don't love me.
      >But if you DO cheat on me. I WILL fricking leave you. If I see you even look another man's direction I am out the fricking door.

      Women don't say it, but they like it a lot better when you act like you don't need them.
      And this applies to getting a girlfriend or picking up girls or what have you. Don't just constantly give complements. Dress nice, and give them reasons to look your direction. I know it's cheese but peawienering literally works.

      All girls deserve a chance, but if they don't show interest in the fricking slightest and don't act like the won't marry you on the spot. You move the frick on on. they aren't worth it.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You only remember part of the movie because you snuggle too much.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what the gf experience is like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay, I don't want it anymore

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but after her tummy is full, you get to put your pp in her vagoo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no refunds

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cute asian girl
      >nerdy beta white male
      how will asian cucks cope?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this b***h a mail order bride from NK? Who the frick gets THAT excited about food?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normies think they are movie stars in the production that is their own lives.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all for the camera

        Normies think they are movie stars in the production that is their own lives.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    unless you find one that's into the same movies as you are, she's either on her phone, asleep or otherwise occupied with something else(maybe even finds something else to do in another room).

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To have a girlfriend in this day and age, you have to be a woman man. Feminized, emotional, impulsive, NPC-ish. You can't be an actual man. Forget it, just do what feels right to you. We're all playing a game that's rigged and will end anyway with us in pain and fear. Do not take life seriously at all. It's an absurd state of experience and you will not come out of it if you try to rationalize it.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch Billy Madison with girl
    >She laughs at Danny McGrath's people to kill list.

    Umm, based?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it sucks

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loneliness is the cost of being a man. You need to learn to pay that cost and get over it. Life aint fair and it never will be. Better to accept it and move on, focusing on more important things.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finish Eva with EoE
    > well gf, what did you think?
    > ummm, it was kinda weird anon. And creepy. Isn’t this your favourite show?
    > n-no haha …

    You ain’t missed much OP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > ummm, it was kinda weird anon. And creepy. Isn’t this your favourite show?
      That sounds like what the chads call a shit test
      You should have said yes then immediately asked if she would cosplay Asuka in bed, can't get any worse right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tried to watch Evangelion with my shrink gf because I think she'd relate to the psychological examination of the characters
      >She couldn't follow it at all even when things were pretty normal and not-weird only four episodes in

      I don't wanna say her not being able to follow basic plot points of an anime was the reason we broke up but it did contribute to my lack of respect for her

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I have no respect for psychologists. How are you supposed to help me when you can't even understand an anime for teenagers?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Despite literally being paid to help people navigate their emotions and deal with problems she was incapable of doing either of that for herself. She was one of the most insecure and demanding people I've ever met and believed that her degree meant that she was always holding the moral high ground

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EVA going over your head
        Embarrassing
        >As a shrink
        Fricking hell lmao, no you were right to break up anon, I wouldn't be able to respect her either. Did you ever show her Perfect Blue and was it any different?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty good, but my gf's reaction to "kinos" is mostly "wow all your movies are so weird lmao"

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is Euro and loves films but always picks some gay Euroshit movie that doesn't know the difference between a story driven or character driven plot. Right now she's watching some terrible German soap opera film about a guy who has sex with his GFs sister and is loudly shouting at the TV.
    We do however have a tradition of always going to see Nicholas Cage movies in cinema and we used to go to the cinema almost every other week when we lived in a town with a good movie theatre.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking nightmare, because she always wants to watch Parenthood (2010 TV series) and you always want to watch Indagine su un cittadino al di sopra di ogni sospetto (1970). It's honestly one of the first cracks that'll appear in your relationship and a cause of ceaseless fighting.

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