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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he seemed old. The country was not for him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's this post a reference to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's this post a reference to?

      It's like the old saying goes: Fear the old man in the country where the old man no.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get it if it was some young guy but an older man like him should have known. At least it would have been too much of a gamble to assume he doesn't know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers are extremely moronic and gullible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or someone from a different state. Seems thin a texan wouldn't recognize a bolt gun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Anton just knows an npc when he sees one. He knew the guy would stay still just like he was told wether he knew it was a bolt gun or not, when someone authoritatively tells you to hold still and get your jab you hold still and get your jab

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, me too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This thing should be practised all the time here to get rid of morons like you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It sort of does in the right places. I don't live in those places cause I'm only partially moronic.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably frick it up and just wing the guys ear or something

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have stopped. I don't care who you are I ain't stopping for no one

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also someone help my memory here, does Anton raise it up slowly and executes him or is he rather fast about it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anton asks him to hold still and slowly raises the mechanism. The fake cop thing worked on plenty of rubes back in the day.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you need to be a paranoid schizophrenic, always. If anyone is approaching you it may be to harm you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally me except it's my feels that are at risk

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >random boomer traveling the highway alone in Texas isn't packing a conceal carry and lets an autist invade his personal space

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to think I'd start to ask for ID as soon as he steps out since he's in casual clothes

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see cop sirens
    >pull over to the shoulder
    >check mirror
    >see man without uniform stepping out with something that resembles an oxygen tank
    >not speeding off immediately
    do boomers really?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >random boomer traveling the highway alone in Texas isn't packing a conceal carry and lets an autist invade his personal space

      Boomers worship policemen, which is weird because both the silent generation and gen X (and pretty much everyone else) have more respect for outlaws

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because in the days of the boomers, the cops were the silent generation/greatest generation who had been hardened by the war

        By gen X, cops were mostly baby boomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Excuse me sir your left tire is out of air, I need to fill it up.
      Don't lie you'd fall for this shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But my tire nozzle is in my tie, why are you holding that up to my forehead?

        .. officer? Sir?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe if he was dressed as a police officer

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the ideal death for a lot of people
    not knowing it's coming, just suddenly and painlessly dying

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would too. I've always been told to obey cops at all times so if one wanted to take my temperature with some weird tool i'd probably let them do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anton the slow talking sperg with a bad haircut didn't look like a cop though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldn't want to judge someone because of their haircut or how they spoke though. why would i immediately assume they were going to murder me if they came out of a police car?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >judge someone because of their haircut
          Because cop hair is regulated. An undercover operative from the gang unit is not gonna pull you over anon, or drive a cop car.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in the late 70s and a cop cruiser pulled you over in a small town you'd most likely listen to whatever the frick he said, even if he came off sketch. you're forgetting context. like what the frick was this guy supposed to do anything? even if he tried running he'd just get killed anyway

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not carrying a katana
    the dumbass boomer had it coming

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AYO! SQUEEZE IT, CHIGURH!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, I got here the same way the coin did.
      This is my favourite line from any movie but sadly I've never had a good opportunity to use it in real life
      🙁

      forced unfunny reddit meme
      go back

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're not wearing a uniform I'm slamming the pedal immediately.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would've happened to Marilyn Manson if he didn't say anything and just listened

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give him agua

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me?
    >no I'd never fall for that

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