>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

reasonable order or nah?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tomatoes instead of potatoes
    I'd tell him we don't serve wiener-smoking homosexuals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tomatoes instead
      You're not allowed to do this.

      Lol wtf, I didn't actually believe it. You'd rather have potatoes with your omelette instead of tomatoes? Wtf is wrong with you? An omelette is dry and starchy enough, tomatoes help cut through that with some sweetness and juice. You would seriously prefer potatoes? Fricking hell

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want a full fricking stomach when im on the road you pencil neck homosexual. I want eggs, bacon, sausage, potatoes, onions, toast and a tall piping cup of motor oil to wash it down

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Onions for breakfast? You dirty bastard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ex-roommate would cook breakfast with onions and seasoning salt extremely often, made the whole place smell like soiled diapers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >onions
          you already got enough of that sòylord kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you stupid Black person homestyle is potatoes and onions, not this limpwristed onions

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Substitute one veg for another for breakfast and you turned it into "you suck wiener if you have this vegetable instead of this one"

          Maybe some people just want the vitamins instead of dry carbs soaking up rotten meat fat off a dusty griddle. Toast is a fine source of carbs for breakfast.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i bet you dab pizza with a napkin.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing better than feeling heavy and needing to shit every hour when you're on the road, eh anon?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Any driver worth his salt can hold it for fourteen hours.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >fourteen hours
              Could you be more of a gay? If you shit more than onve every 4 days you're a confirmed wienersmoking grade F (for homosexual) homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both is good, separate or together.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of it's dry once you put ketchup on it

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tomatoes instead
    You're not allowed to do this.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Potatoes with an omelette
    Do Americans really?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure what image you have in your third world head, but here in America we call them home fries, and they make a perfect compliment to any breakfast platter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unpeeled potatoes
        >american fatass

        Peel your potatoes you lazy bum. This is a fricking tragedy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the skins are DELICIOUS. We live in the first world where you don't need to skin everything. If you must, you can rinse them off with tapwater that won't cause typhoid. God i hate non-Americans so much, you spend so much time hating us, then proceed to not have electricity for the entire day.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The SKINS are delish, it's where the vitamins are, you know.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mutts justify being lazy with muh diseases

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you. These morons act like home fries and actual onions is some kinda raw whole potato with søy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tomatoes, wheat toast
    does he also want cum in his coffee?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After throwing a tantrum why would he still want to order from there?
    Does he enjoy eating food that the cook would have obviously tainted/cooked wrong?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t you frick off you spamming fricktard?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think hes lonely, give him a break. we could all use a friend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No substitutions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No substitutions
        Subtitles, instead!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People...post the same memes over and over again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a based schizo posted to me anon, don't be so mean.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane coz this film is actually good, but sadly forgotten and made even worse when someone keeps posting about one scene from the film and not the film itself. I bet less than 1% of the people on Cinemaphile have even seen this movie.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nicholson does the same shit about ordering exactly what you want in a restaurant in The Final Detail. I think Jack has a grudge against food service workers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As good as it gets.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene was so fake. 99.999% of restaurants will let you make substitutions like this. The only ones that don't are very fancy places where the chef is anal retentive about the ingredients in the dish and won't alter them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This scene was so fake.
      yes anon, this was a scripted film

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only ones that don't are very fancy places
      fancy places encourage you to make substitutions to your liking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. zoom zoom who thinks everything has always been the way it has been during his limited zoom zoom life

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd like a plain sneedpost, no pepe, apu instead, an animated gif, and dubs.
    reasonable post?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    order off the menu or go to a fricking grocery store and make your special order. he was a dickhead musical genius in that movie so it's a good scene so all these threads are moot. probsbly only 20% of you ever seen five easy pieces

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being OP and this is how you spend your friday night. What a fricking loser.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glass houses anon

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick would take tomatoes instead of yummy potatoes??? Also, a plain omelette? Nah, this is a FRICKED up order.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is a plain omelette

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      folded egg

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he magdump into her?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers were really scum even to their elders. Fricking hippie c**ts, man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always remember that this scene was inspired by an actual interaction Nicholson had with a waiter.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wheat toast

    What other sort do you think you'd be getting homosexual? Maybe you'd like some wet water to wash it down with as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >White
      >Sourdough
      >Rye
      >Gluten free

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If someone tries to order fricking rye toast at my restaurant, I'm calling them a homosexual and throwing hot coffee at their face. Straight up, on god

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You won't do shit, (less than minimum) wagie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wonder bread has been serving hard working families since 1921 you moron Black person

          imagine being this much of a homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was 1970, none of that gay shit existed then.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wonder bread has been serving hard working families since 1921 you moron Black person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and Wonder Bread has wheat in it dickhead, why make such a redundant point as specifying you want wheat toast, as if he was going to be served anything else in some shitty diner.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It has wheat in it
              >Therefore it is wheat bread
              What kind of ESL turd worlder are you?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood New Age Kino. Frick the memers who have never watched it

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate to be that homosexual, but this whole scene is the director/writer's poorly written strawman.
    no actual diner in the middle of bumfrick nowhere would uphold a 'no substitutions' clause. too many people have weird fricking food quirks and allergies. no business is going to disallow customers to be served or give them money. it's fricking moronic. i know it's metaphorical or whatever but it's weak and disingenuous writing. this is first draft tier until you can write something better.

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