Idgaf it bombed

It was kino af

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looked like bollywood slop because thats what it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinowood has sexy women it looks nothing like Kinowood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based I'm seeing garfield tonight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >garfilled

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say kino but it was definitely decent. This board is fricking dilusional

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, most people are saying it's average at best and Hemsworth carried the movie. Everyone else that is saying it's kino or woke trash are the delusional ones here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >average at best and Hemsworth carried the movie
        Correct. /thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, most people are saying it's average at best and Hemsworth carried the movie. Everyone else that is saying it's kino or woke trash are the delusional ones here.

          Delusional. Sad!
          *plants my seed in you*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            MEDIOCRE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thing is an average Mad Max movie is still kino to the capeshit all over the cinemas right now.
        You know that stupid reddit Deadpool/Wolverine movie is going to make more money despite being garbage.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          almost like people that watch Deadpool and Wolverine movies like the character Deadpool and Wolverine. Next time make a MAD MAX movie with the character MAD MAX.
          Lets make a Deadpool/Wolverine movie where the main character is Becky the secretary

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OG Mad Max isnt going to happen unfortunately.
            Miller is set in his ways and doesnt want to bring Mel Gibson back because he's too old (even though everyone knows he would still kill the role).
            Tom Hardy would not have made this movie much better besides resolving the stupid girlboss money repellent in the marketing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not because he's too old it's because he's a pariah after the whole raped by a pack of Black folk tape leaked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't you see, it was: "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk what you people find so compelling about Max, he's really only a fleshed out character in the first movie and after that he's just a vehicle for whatever story George wants to tell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain to me why i'd go see a mad max movie without mad max in it, you useless troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ask George miller Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's not a Mad Max movie, it's a post-apocalypse fantasy movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explain to me why you shouldnt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's not a main line Mad Max movie. It's literally called Furiosa.
        Repeat first grade, moron. I'm not a trannie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in summary
          >Its a mad max movie
          >not about mad max

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            think of it as a lore dump for Fury Road. A DLC movie of sorts.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so expensive garbage? got it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do people keep referring to Max as "Mad Max" even though nobody in the movies does?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because he do being mad

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >”You’re mad, Max!”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a spinoff set in the same universe. Is this board really so low IQ that this is hard to understand?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I moronic or did they deliberately make him look like classic Thor?

    Hemsworth carried this movie on his back. Everything else was flat and uninspired.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that too, when he rolled into the citadel, he looked more thor like than he did in 10+ marvel films

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that too, when he rolled into the citadel, he looked more thor like than he did in 10+ marvel films

      >he doesn tknow what a roman charriot is
      kys

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ghostbusters 2016
    >mib international
    >love and thunder
    >furiosa

    Hemsworth needs words with his agent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Furiosa absolutely dicks on those other 3, no question

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'll give you that, but it's still a serious bomb.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why'd it bomb so hard?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than most movies the last few years. I don't regret going.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mad max with no max = no watch. Sorry not sorry. Nobody gives a frick about Floppiosa except Miller jerking off with her robot arm

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Idgaf it bombed
    why are you mad about it then?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That pic is how it feels when you dont give a frick about culture war moronation and just enjoy cinema

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hemsworth shilled for gay marriage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unforgivable

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I went to see it and that it was good, it was promoted very badly, the clips they used looked like crap but in the movie somehow weren't even noticeable, the combie can was articulated, like two combies put together.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can
      van

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, when the first trailer dropped i was like "oh there is no way miller directed this one, the studio must have done something fricked", but the movie is nothing like the trailer

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    true kino can only bomb

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright. Some cool action scenes and Hemsworth was great in it and was the highlight of the movie but honestly everyone else was boring as frick. Couldn't give a shit about Furiousa or the other guy she teamed up with. They were just so flat and emotionless.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it didn't bomb because no one wanted to see it. it bombed because no one has the money to go to the movies anymore. we are in a global silent recession. soon we will be in a global depression. enjoy these moments because things are going to get a lot worse for everyone here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >global
      China economy is booming, don't equate your problems with the world's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone is as fricked as you mutts. We don’t all have leaders who are so dementia-addled.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody has money to go to the movies because disney, netflix and spotify all jacked their prices up. big american tech is killing the movie theaters

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen furiosa dickyposting in a SINGLE one of these threads. Cinemaphile is completely dead.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most reddit shot in past 5 years? holy cringe.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the original for comparison?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sweet ps2 graphics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't even compare to top gun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fine OP, I'll watch the sequel in theatres when it comes out

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fury Road flopped too

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hemsworth cursed

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From what I hear it's not really worth the cinema visit.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see it but Im afraid I'm not going to understand half the words since the characters are Australian always yelling all the time and the universe has them naming shit weird names, like calling harpoon guns the 'skewa-shish' and shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DO THE TALLY-NAKKA

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