If Batman accidentally killed a goon, would he turn himself in?

If Batman accidentally killed a goon, would he turn himself in? Would he accept justice or elude the police to keep fighting crime?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No way, gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce Wayne taking the lives of terrorists breaking into his home out of self defense is NOT the same thing as Batman carelessly letting a man die.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just recently Batman's been fighting a going train going under a tunnel and the goon's head gets lopped off. No problem with it there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          got a scan?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"Duck."
              >Goon looks confused before dying anyway, thinking it was his answer, and not good advise
              Missed opportunity. Bruce doesn't do as much deadpan/grim humor as he used to.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"Duck."
              >Goon looks confused before dying anyway, thinking it was his answer, and not good advise
              Missed opportunity. Bruce doesn't do as much deadpan/grim humor as he used to.

              >"Duck."
              DC hire this anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce Wayne taking the lives of terrorists breaking into his home out of self defense is NOT the same thing as Batman carelessly letting a man die.

      Not killing, this isn’t even killing in self defense. No jury would convict for this.
      >when he shot me, I deflected the bullet. It ricocheted into another guy
      Not his responsibility, fault lies with the guy who fired the bullet in the first place

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like he did in the 80's all the time, late 80's Batman was always on that I won't kill you but don't have to save you shit, I mean Alan Grant run was full of it. Which I personally like, he won't directly kill but if you get kill fighting him, that's your fault.

      No.

      Not him but here's another; Batman kicks the mutated Ubu to his death. He's not happy about it, but he's not going to stew about it and regret it. It was just a matter of survival.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >look out, man!
            I miss the humanity that 70s- 80s writers put into the dialogue. Stuff like this, or cap referring to his allies as "brother," is much better than the stoic, robotic hero.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He'd seek penance in some way. Consult Gordon on what he'd want. Find the person's family and loved ones and apologize and try to make it up to them.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol. This "muh every life counts" is relatively new moral homosexualry strictly used to justify the Joker not dying. Batman doesn't kill people but leaving them for dead or letting them kill themselves used to be fair game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1938 Batman
      Great example moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but here's another; Batman kicks the mutated Ubu to his death. He's not happy about it, but he's not going to stew about it and regret it. It was just a matter of survival.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, bro.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve said it before, Batman’s no kill code has been forced to reach near autistic levels of perfectionism simply to justify why he never kills Joker. In the old days Batman could allow people to die in self defense or as a hazard of the job, he just never killed any directly via execution. He didn’t believe in exacting justice through lethal punishment, but he still understood that an innocent life needed to be protected at any cost and if it came down to it he may have to choose. But because every writer wants to write the next big Joker story where he massacres 200 people and causes irreversible damage to Batman’s life, they keep having to create bigger and crazier moral contrivances for Batman’s code to let him get away and it’s turned the kill code into a farce that’s in fact more morally irresponsible than killing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      batman should kill. get rid of the no-kill code entirely.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Bill Finger even say that it made no sense for a man claiming to "wage war on all crime" to not kill the worst criminals?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Batman should admit that he doesn't actually give a flying frick about the sanctity of life and really just wants to keep playing with Joker forever and ever like the literal manchild he is. Then the comic can continue in perpetuity with no changes to the status quo. Joker breaks out, Batman punches him back into Arkham, rinse and repeat just like before. The only difference is we will know that Batman is just going through the motions and keeping up the thin veneer of heroism to justify his life's passion against committing acts of violence against his lessers. People say that Batman isn't allowed to be happy, but the truth is that Batman is always happy, because he gets to punch poor people and the mentally ill in the face every night, and everyone loves him for doing it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're more of a manchild than batCHAD, supercuck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Superman will never be human, no matter how hard he tries. Both Batman and Superman are afraid of the truth.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better question, if Selina wanted to get an abortion would that break his no kill rule.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What would Batman do if the GCPD killed a criminal?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's given Gordon the choice to kill Joker before.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He was simultaneously the one who told Gordon not to. He was trying to persuade Gordon to stop without having to resort to violence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was a character for this: Bad Cop. Bruce locked the guy in an Arkham cell for the rest of his life right next to Joker (the guy who killed his wife and drove him insane)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thats fricked up, whats the issue for this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Batman Confidential 22-30

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was fine with deliberately murdering Jason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is just moronic, moralgay Batman is embarrassing

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >If Batman accidentally killed a goon, would he turn himself in? Would he accept justice or elude the police to keep fighting crime?
    He would unkill the goon

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No Kill gays are almost as bad as No Gun gays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do people have a problem with no guns? It seems like almost an accessory rule. Batman uses batarangs and weird gadgets anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only became a thing in the due to tv writers and commies on the early 00s Batbooks like Rucka and Nocenti. It was an intentional misread of the DKR #4 monologue where Batman shouts to a rioting mob that using guns were cowardly, ignoring the fact that he uses guns before and during the issue, as well as the fact that Batman was speaking to the rioting crowd in general to end the senseless looting.
        Also, anecdote, Ninja Batman is fricking gay. He should know the martial arts so he can disable martial artists, but he should primarily be John Wayning that shit with brawler punches and judo throws. The disappearing act/smoke pellets were about making him similar to a stage magician originally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No gun is more a BTAS thing iirc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no guns
      >constantly uses a grappling GUN
      Uhh bat sisters??

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >If Batman accidentally killed a goon, would he turn himself in? Would he accept justice or elude the police to keep fighting crime?

    Here's the thing — Batman doesn't kill because of trauma. If he were to kill a goon by accident, he would turn himself in immediately.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zdarsky ripping off his own Daredevil run would've been better than "Batman falls from the moon and travels the multiverse lmao"

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He turned himself in for the fricking Joker once.

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