If he said "Well..." before every polygraph answer, would he have had a better chance passing?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any other ideas how he could pass?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always remain cognizant of the fact that polygraphs are junk science.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stick with your guns. Imagine if you told the absolute truth and the cops told you their magic lie machine says you lied. Would you go "Gee-whiz, the magic machine said I lied so what I said MUST not be true. Better change my story!" No, you would say "I don't care what your homosexual machine says, I know what the truth is."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        okay but now imagine you're a fricking moron who suffocated and dismembered your infant daughters so you could frick a 4/10's greased up shitpipe and you also didn't have any breakfast the day before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If he crossed his fingers secretly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thumb tack in your sock, press your toe down on it before any answer and make all the readings of the machine show elevation in heart rate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently they check for that now, because everyone read that article already.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice trips. Yeah they also know about clenching your butthole to get heart rate up, so now a detective places his hand under your ass and feels for any clenching.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the way to "pass" a polygraph test is to know that its inadmissible flimflam. If you tell them you know that polygraphs don't work and they are just using it to try and get morons to confess then they probably won't even bother giving you one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      during the beginning when they are setting the baselines asking you simple question to tell the truth on, clench your butthole on the questions you are answering true. clenching your butthole creates the same bio-feedback signatures for stress etc as it picks up when you're lying. so now the baseline is set for truth = lies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've taken 8 polygraphs in my life and all of them have come back as 'none deceptive' AKA passed even when I was lying and not disclosing everything that was asked of me.

      The 'trick' is to understand, know and believe the polygraph is bullshit. It can't detect lies. It simply measures and records your bodys physiological reactions then the moron administering the test compares the 2 to 3 sets of responses to one another and gives their 'opinion' on if you're being deceptive or not.

      And the second half is to think of a happy thought and when you're asked a question you're going to lie to, answer yes/no then immediately think of your happy thought. This is to get you to chill the frick out and not start sweating/breathing rapidly/clenching your ass cheeks/pulse jumping.

      Mind over matter.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought polygraphs we're inadmissible? Why didn't he just lie instead of assuming the polygraph was a psychic mindreading device?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      While readings generated by the polygraph are inadmissible, confessions as a result of a polygraph test are admissible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Been a while since I watched, what did he admit to in the test? I thought he still maintained innocence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He confessed after the polygraph.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, they love that trick.

            After the 'test' is done they'll ask you if there was anything you remembered or thought of anything during the test that could have affected the readings. Then they just sit back and let you spill your guts while it's being recorded.

            Met a guy who took a polygraph to get a job as a Sheriff's deputy at the county jail. They used that trick and he confessed to molesting his niece. Needless to say he didn't get the job. Then two weeks later he was arrested and charged using his confession from the polygraph, lol.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They fed him the suggestion that he attacked Shannan because she killed the kids, and he confessed to that. The detective felt extremely guilty about it later because they had him dead to rights anyway, so there was no reason to let him smear her name.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the polygraph says youre telling lies
          put enough pressure on him at this point he will confess. and he did.
          he didnt even need to agree to a polygraph. The guy is genuine evil for killing his kids but he was a fricking moron not getting a lawyer

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if youre guilty or atleast semi guilty is there ever a reason to agree to a polygraph? love fire in the sky btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you think you're suspected of a crime you should always recite your full name and rank over and over until your attorney arrives. Anything else is a gift to the prosecution

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No you should never say anything. They are solely their to imprison you. If they weren't, they wouldn't be there.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's very handsome so i would just let him go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      give him a cheeky fart vacuum before sending him on his way?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ummm why is he wearing a mic on his collar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were all crisis actors, including the kids

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Polygraphs aren't considered reliable evidence anymore anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They weren’t then either. It’s a manipulation tactic dingaling

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he said “im not sure, but…” before every answer he would be a free man, nosedeep in some doodyhole

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the ass drunk meme posting is the funniest shit out of this ordeal.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He shouldn't have said a word. He should have gotten a lawyer and that's what nobody did.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ever re-open the case because of the memes?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think the psycho Munchausen-by-proxy mom killed the girls

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