If only you knew how metaphysical things really are.
If only you knew how metaphysical things really are.
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I know everybody has laughed at how he looks like Plato, but the question is: does it actually work or does he just look stupid? I kind of like it.
unironically the best look he has ever had. he just needs to wear a better outfit.
>"Jonah, the only "Plato" that has any connection to you is yours at the buffet"
Ornella, you're the plutonic form for the word "bitch"
ITS NOT FAIR
You lost, skank.
This is just sad. It seriously was all Jonah's fault. He started it.
He didn't do shit. Everyone laughed at him for no reason. Imagine how he felt inside.
>Imagine how he felt inside
I'm going with bloated and gassy
Second of all, if you're doing a publicity tour you have to roll with the punches and laugh it off.
Not get so butthurt that you change your entire personality around it.
"Ouch Ornelia, I was already making a mental picture, that comment hurt a little, haha"
He probably felt and still feels like a fat smelly piece of shit, because that's what he is.
>imagine how he felt inside
He started sperging after a joke about his role in This Is The End.
It was literally all on Jonah, if his follow to the original joke hadn't been impotent seething none of this would have happened.
Posting on /misc/ again Jonah?
Out and about, Jonah?
What is this
the fabled megacope
ornella giving a much needed apology
MORE TIME, JUST A BIT MORE TIME
I actually do kind of like it as long as I can pretend this is him having come out the far side of a midnight of the soul and is about to dispense some profound wisdom on the nature of the human condition, but it’s all out the window the instant he opens his mouth.
Plato didn't look like an autistic garden gnome.
>does it actually work or does he just look stupid
Its himself that ruins the look. Put it on virtually anyone else and it would be fine. dudes a clown and gets treated like it. Personally i see him as his character from superbad more than a fully functional human
It doesn't and he doesn't. Plato was probably lithe and had muscles from his soldiering days as well as an interest in betterment. Jonah is a mess
jonah is stepping out of the cave. He is seeing the light, the true light, for the first time.
what does he see, /misc/?
How does a gnomish guy end up looking like an ancient greek historian?
Because Ashkenazis aren't gnomish. They were Roman slaves who LARP'd as the chosen people so hard, they're now dysgenic schizos as a result of inbreeding.
all meds look the same
A gay gay stylist that costs $700 an hour
He should be cast in a Roman movie where he’s a fat pleb who gets bullied
you knew marcus aurelius?
>Knew him? Jonah must have had him for dinner!
>I did not say that I knew Socrates, merely I knew a fellow from the deme of Pandionis who once heard this story, which took place when we were yet very young children retold to his brother by another fellow who heard it from Aristodemus, that odd fellow who never wore shoes and always followed Socrates around and were present
Good thing he changed his name permanently. Now no one will ever know he’s gnomish
He needs an orb to ponder.
Who's the hobbo?
But I do
what the heck is going on there?
needs forever alone or trollface
This is the best he's ever looked. Now he needs to wear robes and start a cult to finally achieve a personality that fits him. Like a gnomish sleazier looking Jared Leto.
Behold; a Man.
give this bro toga fr
>[John Belushi chanting toga intensifies]
WHAT ARE THOSE
>Dressing like a slob but still wearing designer clothes
Actors are so fucking weird
>taking photos of people on the street minding their own business
They aren't the weirdos here.
No, it's the paparazzi's job to pave the way for us to study Jonah's adventures.
I'm convinced it's the emperor's new clothes.
that's not very diverse
>that's not very diverse
Better than having that one actual egyptian actor (Mr Robot guy) play the pharao (again).
garden gnomes arent white. if you were a garden gnome or a white you would know that. but ofcourse the garden gnome would shapeshift his stance on this to which ever is most convenient at the time
Hes aged several hundred thousand years in a days kek
Why his he wearing high school girl boots from 2008?
Why did they blur his hand? What's he holding?
The fuck are you talking about drunko?
He's clearly clutching a turd.
His pants are commentary on life’s fleeting nature.
Why is he wearing Ugg boots?
>God's chosen people
>jonah's life was mythological/historical philosophical tale about the modern human man-made condition all along
Name a more kino plot twist in recent memory
>400BC is THE look this spring
Which philosopher was the most Cinemaphile? Need some inspiration
Why cant jonah hill just dress normal
This is his best look yet
except for the clothes, but I think he's just the type who will look horrible in everything, people like him really need to wear monk robes to look presentable and those are out of fashion
>out of fashion
all of his clothes aren't fashionable anyways. the robes would still be an improvement and it would appeal to his attention whoring needs. he could cause articles to say "whoa jonah is trying to bring back old robes"
Hello ladies yes would you like to go back to my giant clay pot and hang out with my dogs and eat some subway?
why do people love diogenes so much when there's nothing left of him except for wacky stories? all of his writings are just gone from the world, no one knows what he really thought
because the only thing we have left are the wacky stories that make him sound like a funny madman
we know his worldview. "do what comes natural." the original degenerate
does this prove that ancient greeks/romans were just garden gnomes?
>What will you have me do Little Caesar?
>I want you to become my friend...will you accept this great honour that I have offered?
>With all my heart, no.
>Oh, Sensei Josh, that is why it must be you.
>I came, I saw, I ordered the Meatball Marinara
Time to watch another Presidents Duel/Presidents Overwatch video
These French succubi are living off of gnomish dork blood
Unironically his best look.
Have you seen his projects? Jonah is just another self obsessed celeb trying to stay relevant
they will do anything to stay relevant
>Haha, yeah, I'm now more of an avant-garde actor. Playing it low-key.
>My newest movie? I'm the fat comedic relief for a cruder "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" remake.
famous people make no sense, they are not healthy. They have unlimited money. They could move out into nature in luxury in the most pimped out cabin with millions in gold to secure their wealth but instead willingly decide to live in overcrowded goyslop.
Dem wypipo kinda craycray
celebrities thrive on attention, why would they move to the boonies and become recluses?
zach galakfsfada did
>QUINTUS, YOUR SURFBOARD!
a friend that works in vfx, told me that apparently he gets triggered every time he hears someone talk in french in California.
The greek god Diobetes himself
ytpipo age like milk
why are there so many asians and browns on Cinemaphile these days
you guys are annoying as fuck
If he got fit and dressed better it would work.
He unironically should play Moses. Use actual garden gnomes for all the egyptian slaves.
But use white people for the egyptians. Leornado DiCaprio as Pharao.
The contrast would be hilarious.
Jonah Hills car
Are Canadians really forced to have tourism slogans on their number plates?
It's actually part of a riddle, which when solved leads you to the secret maple syrup reserve.
Frosting ones hair at the age of 40?
That's a yikes from me dawg
>this time I change my look they'll finally respect me for who I AM
Great look, but few men are based enough to pull it off.