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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know everybody has laughed at how he looks like Plato, but the question is: does it actually work or does he just look stupid? I kind of like it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unironically the best look he has ever had. he just needs to wear a better outfit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"Jonah, the only "Plato" that has any connection to you is yours at the buffet"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ornella, you're the plutonic form for the word "bitch"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ITS NOT FAIR

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Knew him? Jonah must have had him for dinner!

        You lost, bawd.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is just sad. It seriously was all Jonah's fault. He started it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't do shit. Everyone laughed at him for no reason. Imagine how he felt inside.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Imagine how he felt inside
              I'm going with bloated and gassy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >checked
              Second of all, if you're doing a publicity tour you have to roll with the punches and laugh it off.
              Not get so butthurt that you change your entire personality around it.
              "Ouch Ornelia, I was already making a mental picture, that comment hurt a little, haha"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He probably felt and still feels like a fat smelly piece of shit, because that's what he is.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >imagine how he felt inside
              Full

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                WE
                NEED
                MORE
                TIME

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He started sperging after a joke about his role in This Is The End.
              It was literally all on Jonah, if his follow to the original joke hadn't been impotent seething none of this would have happened.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Posting on Cinemaphile again Jonah?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Out and about, Jonah?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What is this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the fabled megacope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ornella giving a much needed apology

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MORE TIME, JUST A BIT MORE TIME

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually do kind of like it as long as I can pretend this is him having come out the far side of a midnight of the soul and is about to dispense some profound wisdom on the nature of the human condition, but it’s all out the window the instant he opens his mouth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plato didn't look like an autistic israelite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >does it actually work or does he just look stupid
      Its himself that ruins the look. Put it on virtually anyone else and it would be fine. dudes a clown and gets treated like it. Personally i see him as his character from superbad more than a fully functional human

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't and he doesn't. Plato was probably lithe and had muscles from his soldiering days as well as an interest in betterment. Jonah is a mess

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jonah is stepping out of the cave. He is seeing the light, the true light, for the first time.

    what does he see, Cinemaphile?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Atrocities untold.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does a israeli guy end up looking like an ancient greek historian?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ashkenazis aren't israeli. They were Roman slaves who LARP'd as the chosen people so hard, they're now dysgenic schizos as a result of inbreeding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      all meds look the same

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A gay homosexual stylist that costs $700 an hour

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He should be cast in a Roman movie where he’s a fat pleb who gets bullied

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you knew marcus aurelius?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Knew him? Jonah must have had him for dinner!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I did not say that I knew Socrates, merely I knew a fellow from the deme of Pandionis who once heard this story, which took place when we were yet very young children retold to his brother by another fellow who heard it from Aristodemus, that odd fellow who never wore shoes and always followed Socrates around and were present

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing he changed his name permanently. Now no one will ever know he’s israeli

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He needs an orb to ponder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yes.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the hobbo?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But I do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the heck is going on there?
      needs forever alone or trollface

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best he's ever looked. Now he needs to wear robes and start a cult to finally achieve a personality that fits him. Like a israeli sleazier looking Jared Leto.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Behold; a Man.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give this homie toga fr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >[John Belushi chanting toga intensifies]

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT ARE THOSE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dressing like a slob but still wearing designer clothes
      Actors are so fricking weird

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >taking photos of people on the street minding their own business
        They aren't the weirdos here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's the paparazzi's job to pave the way for us to study Jonah's adventures.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm convinced it's the emperor's new clothes.

        He unironically should play Moses. Use actual israelites for all the egyptian slaves.
        But use white people for the egyptians. Leornado DiCaprio as Pharao.
        The contrast would be hilarious.

        that's not very diverse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >that's not very diverse
          Better than having that one actual egyptian actor (Mr Robot guy) play the pharao (again).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          jews arent white. if you were a israelite or a white you would know that. but ofcourse the israelite would shapeshift his stance on this to which ever is most convenient at the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hes aged several hundred thousand years in a days kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why his he wearing high school girl boots from 2008?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they blur his hand? What's he holding?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The frick are you talking about drunko?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's clearly clutching a turd.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His pants are commentary on life’s fleeting nature.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he wearing Ugg boots?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >God's chosen people

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >jonah's life was mythological/historical philosophical tale about the modern human man-made condition all along
    Name a more kino plot twist in recent memory

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >400BC is THE look this spring

    Which philosopher was the most Cinemaphile? Need some inspiration

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Diogenes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Marcus Aurelius

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why cant jonah hill just dress normal

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is his best look yet
    except for the clothes, but I think he's just the type who will look horrible in everything, people like him really need to wear monk robes to look presentable and those are out of fashion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >out of fashion
      all of his clothes aren't fashionable anyways. the robes would still be an improvement and it would appeal to his attention whoring needs. he could cause articles to say "whoa jonah is trying to bring back old robes"

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hello ladies yes would you like to go back to my giant clay pot and hang out with my dogs and eat some subway?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do people love diogenes so much when there's nothing left of him except for wacky stories? all of his writings are just gone from the world, no one knows what he really thought

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because the only thing we have left are the wacky stories that make him sound like a funny madman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we know his worldview. "do what comes natural." the original degenerate

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does this prove that ancient greeks/romans were just israelites?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What will you have me do Little Caesar?
    >I want you to become my friend...will you accept this great honour that I have offered?
    >With all my heart, no.
    >Oh, Sensei Josh, that is why it must be you.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I came, I saw, I ordered the Meatball Marinara

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SKYT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Time to watch another Presidents Duel/Presidents Overwatch video

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rematch when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These French succubi are living off of israeli dork blood

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically his best look.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen his projects? Jonah is just another self obsessed celeb trying to stay relevant

    they will do anything to stay relevant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha, yeah, I'm now more of an avant-garde actor. Playing it low-key.
      >My newest movie? I'm the fat comedic relief for a cruder "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" remake.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    famous people make no sense, they are not healthy. They have unlimited money. They could move out into nature in luxury in the most pimped out cabin with millions in gold to secure their wealth but instead willingly decide to live in overcrowded goyslop.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dem wypipo kinda craycray

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      celebrities thrive on attention, why would they move to the boonies and become recluses?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        zach galakfsfada did

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >QUINTUS, YOUR SURFBOARD!

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a friend that works in vfx, told me that apparently he gets triggered every time he hears someone talk in french in California.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The greek god Diobetes himself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >39yo
    ytpipo age like milk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why are there so many asians and browns on Cinemaphile these days
      you guys are annoying as frick

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If he got fit and dressed better it would work.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He unironically should play Moses. Use actual israelites for all the egyptian slaves.
    But use white people for the egyptians. Leornado DiCaprio as Pharao.
    The contrast would be hilarious.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah Hills car

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are Canadians really forced to have tourism slogans on their number plates?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually part of a riddle, which when solved leads you to the secret maple syrup reserve.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frosting ones hair at the age of 40?
    That's a yikes from me dawg

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this time I change my look they'll finally respect me for who I AM

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great look, but few men are based enough to pull it off.

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