If someone asked you to name a "sexy movie" what is a reasonably honest answer that doesn't make you look like a complete psychopath. Pic maybe or maybe not unrelated.
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If someone asked you to name a "sexy movie" what is a reasonably honest answer that doesn't make you look like a complete psychopath.
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tangled
Chloe
What answer would make you look like a psychopath?
Straw Dogs
I thought it was sexy, Alexander Skarsgard was very sexy in it and it made it hard to see him as the villain.
Salò
goonies
ankle biters
American psycho has some my pp gettin hard scenes if you catch my drift
you have yo eat aaaalll the eggs
umm, looking like a psychopath perhaps?
American Beauty
Leon the professional.
Caligula (1979)
>All of those dongs and skimpy outfits for the dudes
They'd probably think you're gay before anything else.
The homosexual beat cop turned Narc Sgt. in charge of the Breonna Taylor killing for the $14k under her mattress, Luc Phan, used to harass my sister constantly when he was a beat cop in our neighborhood because she kicked his window out in his cruiser. Anyway, he comes in one night and sees my VHS copy of Caligula sitting on the coffee table and immediately recognizes and comments on how gay it was and how much he liked it.
Blame it on Rio
9 1/2 weeks
Body Double
Basic Instinct
The 80s were a goldmine of smut
>Blame it on Rio
17 years old nude girl.
raw justice
Wild things
Might still make you look like a psychopath. But a decent thriller and god damn a sexy movie.
the scooby doo movies
School Of Rock, Matilda, Gay Black folk From Space, Empire, the list goes on.
Also, this one
That movie sucks so goddamn bad. Unbelievably bad movie. It's like a B-movie.
Bukkake Cumbawds 9.
>Warning:to every creature of flesh and blood! beware the beat of the cloth-wrapped feet
What a tag-line! How filthy
Death Proof
Bastard out of Carolina.
>NO ANA DE ARMAS, PLEASE, DONT HAVE SEX WITH ME IN SEXY e-girlTA CLOTHES, NOOOO STOP AAAAAH SAVE ME Black personMAN!!!
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
A true masterpiece.
Keanu browses 4chin?
The dracula spoof with leslie nielsen is inredibly horny
Mulholland Drive
The whole purpose of the chick on the right in this scene is to make Ana look hotter.
How did they know it was going to rain?
without rain they could've used heatstroke or phone is flat etc
Their wet clothes sticking to their bodies is part of the con.
i don't remember the story plots only ana's plots. 2 hot (or 1...) girls could easily charm their way into his house
typing 'weather' into google.com
anyone else would only let in the good looking one ?
well i make it largely weight gain/mcdonalds/bathroom centered and play it off as pure comedy and i'd just have to play the fetish shit straight, like tarantino and feet
some of you would consider me a hero if it was ever produced
she just keeps getting better.
>tfw you will never be in a 4 way with various eras of JLH.
and she does her job admirably.
B O D Y H E A T
the handmaiden
code?
It's korean, handmaiden (2010s something)
A man's idea of lesbian sex
Cuties
WTF I genuinely can't answer that. And I've seen a shitload of movies.
Bronies
I couldnt remmeber the name of this. You're exactly right though.
Yeah, unshaved pits are soo hot lmao
> t. low test gay
That Icelandic film where the guy starts fricking his mum
Bound
White Girl
Is this good?
I'm a huge fan though gets a little convoluted to the end.
It was for its time. I honestly don't know if it holds up.
That one movie Madonna does a few sex scenes in, I think it was called Body Of Evidence or something. That was before she turned into an alien leather handbag
Not enough sex scenes. Lots of awful courtroom drama. It's K-Mart Basic Instinct.
Schindler's List
BS Dracula.
The shower scene in Heathers is more erotic than that shitty movie
Nothing sexier than Keanu Reeves accent
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
Swimfan. I’d let that crazy girl pursue me into the deep end.
Linda Fiorentino had my wiener throbbing on this one.
blue balls the movie
Girlfriend Getting Fricked And Creampied In The Car is pretty good
Call me a psycho all you want but eyes wide shut is the peak of sex
My Days of Mercy can be watched as a lesbian romance or straight romance.
Blue Is The Warmest Color
does Blue Lagoon count