If that's the best that Harry fricking Potter can do then what chance do the rest of us have?
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If that's the best that Harry fricking Potter can do then what chance do the rest of us have?
how did two men have a baby I don't get it
She probably fricks like a wolverine, that's the only explanation I can think of.
How does a wolverine frick
Like a wolverine.
Bro yall are not only human virgins but you never even stuffed some wolverine pussy?
its a bit like a jet fighter
very carefully
like bags of sand
she's obviously his handler
american, cia official. they don't want radcliffe to support jk rowling.
>tfw pre-COVID my ex was studying cybersecurity in the off chance she was hired to be a glowie handler, preferably mine
For some reason I think the sex would be amazing with a woman you suspect to be your handler. You could even get her to "role play" as your handler just to make it even more fricked up.
Castro did that with his handler, he literally mindbroke her with wiener, it was dangerously based.
Uhh what?
Radcliffe is cute.
Femcel roasties, we won.
Jesus Christ, what happened to Harry? He looks both in extreme emotional pain and like he's dealing with the world's worst case of constipation
he's 52 you child.
>the last Harry Potter movie came out 25 years ago
he knocked up some fat ogre bongb***h and is fricked for life
Anal sex really hurts..
He's extremely uptight. Autism/social anxiety or gayness or something like that. He often displays that "fear grimace" thing. The only time he doesn't look wound-too-tight are those photos after some marathon theater show where he just looks completely zapped or those pics from around when it was rumored he was becoming an alcoholic.
Safest bet is severe social anxiety. Some people even go into acting because something about playing another character gets them out of the severe anxiety trap. It's supposedly why Harrison Ford acts strangely during interviews and tells "jokes" that don't land properly.
>It's supposedly why Harrison Ford acts strangely during interviews
No, he just really fricking hates you and your stupid questions.
>hates being defined by a single character he played more than 40 years ago
>agrees to come back for the new sequels, bladerunner 2, and indiana jones 5
truly a man of mysteries
there's no mistery, it's money
>play character for money
>franchise end, so no more money from that character
>still have to deal with fans and journalists asking about that shit you did years ago, but you're not getting anything for that
>studio wants to go back to that franchise, so they call you to do the character again for a huge amount of money
>fine I'll do it
it's not rocket science, stop idolizing actors and characters, it's only a business
Stop projecting, you shut-in loser.
Ford acts like that in interviews because he almost exclusively gets asked about starwars and he fricking hates starwars and is sick of talking about it
Not sure why people are disagreeing, it's painfully obvious he has social anxiety in every interview he's ever done. Dude is the most high strung celebrity I've ever seen, he has never had any confidence in his appearance and why would he?
He had a huge alcoholism problem for years, drank himself to a point of almost dying multiple times.
He's a leftist
He's on tren
>harry ended up with dobby's ugly sister
she looks like a troon, and he looks like he's mid-stroke as the picture's being taken.
I have no further commentary, just a "wow". that's my opinion, thank you.
b***h look a troony
Chrsit almighty, you could scrape an industrial deep-fat fryers worth of grease off of that face
He was perfect as Weird Al.
What's wrong with her...i don't understand the problem here?
She's not a 10/10 Instagram model with perfect young features
Love how you can always spot a woman posting
Nah I identify as a cis male. Guess I just have lower standards compared to you guys he he...as long as she's clean, has put something nice on, isn't horribly deformed in someway and is genuinly into me and gives up what I want. I'm good, i buss them big loads. Anyway take care man
>"I'm not a woman seriously you guys, hahah"
>*beats hasty retreat*
Oh gee I didn't know im in a fight...you ever relax man? You seem kinda on the edge for 10/10 pussy on the regular-getter...
>I identify as a cis male
Something a man has not once said, ever.
Honestly and the recovery attempt is too forced
homie if it was a woman posting, she'd be ripping into her even more then any of the virgins cucks here.
Women are b***hes who love to call ugly women ugly, even more then they love to call beautiful women ugly.
>Damage control
Nah dude, they just criticize and tear down the pretty ones. They try to lift up the ugly ones.
Are you for real? She's flat as cutting board, she's not pretty and she looks old.
>Are you for real? She's flat as cutting board, she's not pretty and she looks old.
I would rather be a fricking incel than be with her NGL.
Radcliffe is a israelite and their beauty standards aren"t the same as ours. They want their Shiksas big and strong with big strong teeth.
I thought he was gay, getting high on poppers, coke and wiener every night?
He is a manlet tbf
So are Bruno Mars, Josh Hutcherson, and David Spade, but they all date hot women. This is a choice in Daniel's part
I believe some of you owe them an apology for yesterday's thread
imagine having to date a harry potter fangirl though
people screencap the weirdest fricking shit nowadays
put me in the screencap
Swap their faces
He's 5'5" with a tiny penis.....he might be rich but there are plenty of wealthy men without those same pathetic stats, so he had to settle for a 5/10 b***h
>1st
>one st
>onest
>Daniel Radcliffe and Erin Darke are expecting their onest child together
Thanks for giving us an insight on how your mind works based autist
It's "first" you fricking idiot
"he's right behind me isn't he"
If I were him I'd go full Amazon mode. He's rich enough he can probably get a whole harem of 6'5 thick b***hes to completely smother him in breasts and ass flesh while he's smoking weed at home.
God i wish I was a small guy like him and had huge b***hes like that snu snu me
IKR. And he's literally in the perfect position to get snu snu'd.
>rich
>famous
>decent looking
He could get giant thick b***hes to call him a tiny boy while they sit on his face without even paying them.
Good god shes perfect
sauce me right fricking meow
I am not attracted to her, but damn, thats a great squat form.
>God i wish I was a small guy like him
>1.65
No tall woman will ever notice you unless you hire prostitutes.
Based
I hope we all get to experience something like that one day bros.
I hope you get to experience it just so you no longer want to experience it. Dog>wife. (Don't take this the wrong way, leafs, don't fug dog)
I'm 5'4 and I regularly get 5'10 Nordic and Celtic women attracted to me. Wish I could find a 6 footer but I shouldn't complain
Same height here, what’s worked for you in your experience?
>If that's the best that Harry fricking Potter can do
dont kid yourself. You value what's personally difficult to get.
where do you keep the dogs while your picking up the dogs? you cant leave 6 dogs tied to a gate
You take the dogs with you, those dogs look cool as frick as well, I bet it's a better time walking those dogs than spending with those she harpies in the background.
Never understood how this is possible, don't the dogs all pull in different directions and tangle each other up?
It looks like this would last 10 seconds before going wrong
Dogs are pack animals, its like the first thing you should know about dogs.
truly based... so rich that he can have 8 dogs and so famous that every girl stares after him... I wish that was me
isnt that dangerous? if the dogs run in separate directions they can split him apart
he looks like a goddamn garden gnome
He went his entire life fighting manlet and baby face prejudice. He chose a tall partner with strong features to improve the quality of life of his children, its a selfless and measured decision.
lol that's his beard, Anon. He has no interest in coitus and won't be reproducing.
Whose babe got nicer skin? As skin goes I mean.
Grim tbh. I honestly wouldn't go out with her and I'm a virgin.
Damn HP cursed everyone with uglyness
>HP
They're British
Following sage advice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfgLKBfgkEA
Honestly if they're pleasant to be around it's probably a better deal than a 10/10 who's also a complete stuck up b***h. Ideal would be both but I'm sure that women like that can be counted on the fingers of one hand.
Oh God at least let chad Neville go out with a hot girl
This is his wife.
He’s going to force his baby to troon out to send a message to JK Rowling
She looks a lot better with dark hair
>taller than him
>Nice thick build but not fat
>breeds with him
>long feminine hair and well kept
Who is complaining? Incels on Cinemaphile. Danny is handsome but tiny. I'm sure he'd rather have a nice 6.5 than a b***hy c**t 8
She kinda looks like that one chick from House. The failed Scully replacement in X-Files 2016. Lauren Ambrose? Better than OP's pic.
Nasty bottle blond hair and dark nail polish and pancake make-up. Surprised she didn't have a ring in her nose. Stick to the classical mode you silly tart. You're not 15 anymore.
>She looks a lot better with dark hair
What you meant to say was she looks a lot better 5 years younger and 50 pounds lighter
because shes younger and a lot thinner there
He should have strike while the iron is hot, his harry potter days are over so he cant bank on it for pussy
he's a millionaire who has been able to do whatever he wanted since he was 18. He could get fine pussy if he wanted. Daniel strikes me as someone who would constantly worry if his partner loved him or his fame or wealth. Getting an ogre as a girlfriend means she would idolize him to such a close degree it might as well be love.
When will manlets learn?
She is just his kind. I saw some chads with extremely negative tithed wives or plain ugly, trust me people like this refuse many daddarinos and megan foxes, this is what they're into is what it is. Always remember there are some people that geniuely enjoy pineapples on pizza this is just one of those cases
What if he loves her? What if she's a fun person to be around? What if they have good chemistry which makes them more mutually attracted to each other?
Frick off hole. Women have only one value and thats how hard they make my dong.
And how is that working out for you? Lots of success with the opposite sex? Is that why you're posting here, on a Saturday, in the middle of the night?
Its saturday morning for me Amerifat.
And how is it working out of you, femcel? Got a lot of mature, fulfilling relationships with men in your life, do we?
Shut the frick up, hole.
Post breasts or gtfo.
>femcel that only thing that finds value in is having sex
>paying directly for sex is bad and doesn't count
>fricking the town bicycle after you buy her a drink for 2 euros counts
And here i thought and laughed at people that called this place reddit.
>Implying you get to frick a woman who looks anything like those from that webm
Im from eastern europe and I frick a girl like that every few days for 50 bucks. And no I am not an escortcel, i got sex once from a normal girl which i geniuely liked, so now i can frick all the prostitutes I want and not feel like some loser having ONLY paid sex. Paying for sex is basically like shooting someone instead of training to become like bruce lee so you can say you beat them with your hands rather than just pulling a trigger
>i got sex once
>got
>once
sad.
Genuinely pathetic
>slavBlack person
opinion discarded
Not sure why you posted this or felt the need to brag. It's always a mistake. Also why would you post boutinela girls from the front? We all know the back is why they're there.
What do you guys think is the correct rating? I'd say 4>1>2>3
in your case it's never>never>ever>ever
No shit sherlock
2>>>> yaaaawn
I see your point but the thing you don't like about 3 is what I love about her. 4 and 1 are prettier but 3 just does it for me.
The correct order is 2>1>4>3. 4 and 3 are almost equal.
perfec
The only thing that can't be disputed is that 3 is the weakest, anything else is a matter of taste so your order is as correct as any that puts 3 last
I want 3, you can have the rest.
3>4>2>1
3 because she has the largest measurement from vegana to bellybutton then 4 becasue she's the most attractive,2 becasue she's doesnt have the israeli-pushed ayy feautures of 1
They all look the same. But it's 2 > rest because bigger breasts.
I agree with that order, but the distance is so miniscule it could just as well be 4=1=2=3.
cmon this won't last 5 years
which I suppose is good for celebs
>What if he loves her? What if she's a fun person to be around? What if they have good chemistry which makes them more mutually attracted to each other?
Extremely attractive women aren't wife-tier unless all you want is attractive children and your relationship with your wife is secondary owing to her being either utterly intolerable due to her vanity or absolutely devoid of personality due to her beauty.
A wife is your companion. She will be with you absolutely everywhere, and unless you're a moron yourself, having ONLY sexual attraction as your bond makes for a hellscape of a relationship.
A man marries a plain woman either looksmatch or less with a great personality who absolutely adores him.
Then, occasionally, he'll treat himself to a beautiful escort or a mistress, becaise yoir dick is a tiny moron and letting it make long-term romantic decisions is gonna make your life utterly miserable.
That 10/10 wife WILL make your life unbearable with her awful attitude or sheer dullness after the muh dick period ends and you're trying to co-exist with a demon or a dullard.
>a plain-ish wife for a happy soul
>a hooker/mistress to shut your dick up now and then.
I personally love butterface slampigs like pic rel. Her type make amazing wives.
Would help if I actually attached a pic.
Booba
I doubt there’s even women in Britain shorter than him to date. Notice how girls didn’t even like him they liked draco and Lucius Malfoy
based knower. if you're not objectively 2 points moore attractive than your girl it's over before it began. she needs to feel like she won just by having you.
>Extremely attractive women aren't wife-tier unless all you want is attractive children
Ugly and average b***hes are hoes too, it won't save you. They don't even act nicer to compensate anymore probably because social media broke them.
Two anons quote the same segment of the same post...what are the odds...
When you lead off with something as stupid as that it's a safe bet you're getting multiple replies
When you're repeating the same meme advice for years you're getting the same answers.
>ugly women can be unpleasant too.
No shit.
But if you want to be absolutely adored by your woman, you find a plain introverted girl who is 100% aware that she's batting up landing you.
She'll frick like a demon and she'll hang on your every word (provided you're not a dipshit or a moron, you actually need to be attractive and pleasant yourself and treat her well, not be some bitter self-pitying homosexual like most virgins on here)
And as the years progress, just treat yourself to a hooker or a mistress to use for sex.
As the years progress, marriages, apart from the odd exception will turn utterly sexless as your wife becomes your best friend and loses her interest in sex.
>lower your standards only for your "best friend" to not want to frick (You) so you're forced to prostitutes anyway
What ridiculous shit lmao the incels are truly missing out
>she'll frick like a demon
>as the years progress
Missed those lines, huh.
Kid I married a slampig introvert semen demon when we were early 20s. We're both nearing 40 now. I've kept myself Cinemaphile and have the libido of a 20yo, but emotionally content women generally lose their sex drives in middle age. They just want to snuggle and read books.
But, every time I come home from work etc she is like an excitable puppy who just wants to tell me all about her day and brag about how miserable her friends are and how happy she is, because I adore her and we rattle the walls laughing at stuff together.
We still have sex on occasions but that's out of love.
Love and lust are almost universally seperate, and love is by far the most important long term.
Lust is a nice greasy kebab.
Love is grilled chicken.
I live on chicken, but without a kebab on occasion I'd go insane with boredom.
>food analogy
40 is still pretty early for the sex to be dead. And if your love was so special or meaningful you could just keep having sex with each other instead of having to rely on strangers.
Well for one my dick don't work so good anymore. Two, her dick doesn't work so good either. So we snuggle and eat grilled chicken.
>dick don't work
The price of showing the world how you are truly built different.
I thought you said you had the libido of a 20 year old
>the eternal boomer tells lies
shocking.
>It's impossible to impersonate someone on an anonymous giraffe fighting forum.
Shocking.
Sorry I meant I have the cholesterol of a 72 year old
It's not dead, it's just not interesting.
She isn't the horny 22yo slampig I met, she's a 37yo woman who lives in unsexy loungewear.
I love her deeply and I want a comfy woman at home, but I still enjoy having something loose to coom in now and then.
If my wife tried to be loose like when she was 23 it'd be cringe because it isn't her any more.
I'm probably in the wrong place to be explaining the complexities of very long term relationships as a married 40yo that still gets attention from 20yo girls.
>Slampig
So she was always ugly got it
I can't imagine being this stupid. You can laugh and complain but it's the truth. Most men are in sexless marriages period. He might be wrong about the reason but that's still a fact. It's like laughing that the sky is blue.
>But if you want to be absolutely adored by your woman, you find a plain introverted girl who is 100% aware that she's batting up landing you.
A girl without friends is the dream...I don't think many are out there though 🙁
Man she's so skinny. I know a girl like this too. 6 foot with thighs skinnier than my arm. Gorgeous face though.
Where does one find an introverted girl?
Czech
and
mate
She's the one that never speaks in the group of friends. Spot groups of girls and make eye contact with the one who looks like the "fat/plain girl" that the other b***hes keep around to soothe their egos.
>Extremely attractive women aren't wife-tier unless all you want is attractive children
Even that's a gigantic fallacy. Sure exclude the inbred and deformed but hot people have ugly kids and average people have bombshell kids all the time.
Paul Dano's wife seems to fit middle part of your post. She's just absolutely enraptured by him. Looks at him way more than the camera (which should be a yard stick for any couple).
>Extremely attractive women aren't wife-tier
for you
Enjoy knowing that she will always be wondering if she could have done better.
Spoken like a true virgin.
homie, constant validation from aimps make these birches have the biggest ego ever. Even 6/10 women have orders of simps, what does that leave to these 10/10 Instagram prostitutes perpetually on social media
>5'4
it never even begun for him
A famous 5'4 would get more puss than a non-famous 6'4
I say this as a 6'0 so it is not cope
100% facts.
God damn. She's legitimately ugly. Love conquers looks but dude wtf
Look at his face and look at her face
Whatever is happening he seems to hate his life, and she seems to love hers
The way her hand is positioned over his shoulder is the way a person positions their hand when they have control over a person. I wonder what the frick she is doing to him
I am glad that I will never be in a situation where a woman has that kind of power over me. Thanks to my one and only c**t girlfriend who made me realize that women are shit, and the numerous girls after her who made me realize that women don't want anything at at all to do with a guy who is complex.
Women want a man who is easy to control
>Women want a man who is easy to control
This is true. I hate males who don't hate females.
>The way her hand is positioned over his shoulder
>I am glad that I will never be in a situation where a woman has that kind of power over me
That's the funniest thing I've read today...ohhh no THE HAND!!!
>that one roastie toastie who's literally a 3rd of this thread's posts
absolutely S E E T H I N G, falseflagging as a man even
>falseflagging posts
When did this become part and parcel of Cinemaphile threads?
Jannies, if you just would have bargained maybe this board wouldn't be infested with newhomosexualry.
>securing taller sons with strong chins
No, no. It's based.
He looks like he's trying his hardest not to say the word with the hard r
Pretty much all HP actors were massive homosexuals for not exploiting as much as prime teen pussy as they could when the movies were still running.
>implying Radcliffe didn't frick every single one of these Jap high school b***hes in a massive orgy of yellow teen pussy
That's the best a man who is 5'5" can get
Not if he's rich which is why this makes no sense
How do you not realize that women would rather have a tall hobo than a rich manlet
Women frick much uglier guys for money all the time, much more attractive women than what OP posted.
Josh Hutcherson is the same height and his girlfriend is hot as frick
I like her slightly big features
dickyposters kept this board free. There, I said it.
frick off jannies
The ultimate filter
Radcliffe went into the industry at a young age and has probably been surrounded by shallow, fake, predatory people for his entire adult life. I can imagine him going for someone he has a genuine connection with after that
i don't get it, why are yous pretending she looks horrible
People always say I look like Harry Potter, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Its a good thing
Frog posting is a bad thing
Please don't frogpost anymore
>Peter my son is almost in position to sodomize Daniel Radcliff
>he seems tense though almost as if he anticipates it
Such is life in Bongistan.
Holy shit she didn't go just off the rails the whole fricking train have left the tracks.
Victoria Coren used to be a smokeshow with boobas to boot.
>smoke show
She’s like a 3/10 here
post face and body
>you just be hot to judge others
Do you make television shows and movies? How dare you criticise them on this board if you don’t make them!
chinlet identified
You're blind m8 she was MILF kino.
damn I can see her judaism without even opening that pic.
its extremely difficult for women to bounce back when they have kids at age 30+. another reason feminism has ruined them. SAD!
her breasts grew like twice the size since the pregnancy, no joke 100% volume increase
me in the back
Look at the topography on her knees, Jesus Christ.
How do you go from this to that?!
Once you’ve had the best, better aint as good
That's the problem with everything today, people have no standards anymore
I'd take a sweet non aggressive homely woman over a bitter psychopathic bipolar super model with expectations you can never meet any day. Always remember with relationships: good personality > good looks.
False dichotomy
Prove it nigerlips
Coombrains here can't think past breasts and ass. They're so brain damaged they immediately think about harems consisting of teenage bawds when they realise someone has millions on their account
You think he didn't frick hundreds of teenage bawds and do all sorts of shit with them? Don't be delusional
Quod erat demonstrandum
In ENGLISH, doc!
Average and ugly/fat women are still crazy hoes, guys already give them more attention than they deserve because they assume they have better chances with them. Being uglier is not a sign of virtue.
And those guys are usually ugly/brown.
If you're a white looksmaxxed/chadlite then your attention has far greater currency.
>And those guys are usually ugly/brown
They usually don't even look as bad as the women, women's standards are just inflated beyond what they actually offer. And these more attractive guys will go for these uglier women based on this dumb logic that being uglier makes them better people or more likely to love you. The existence of the incels you'll be arguing with occasionally should by itself prove this is bullshit but when it comes to women/pussy guys will let almost anything slide.
The attention that women get from men that they know are beneath them is worth almost nothing to them.
They like it, but it's hollow.
Women go most crazy for guys who show very restrained interest in them. There's a reason that pua's shill negging so much. Because it works, psychotic though it is.
Women are almost invariably increasingly more tolerable the further down the scale they are, and that only grows the higher up you are.
I'm organically about a 6, but I've gym-and-looksmaxxed myself to a low 8, and being older adds to the appeal because not many 40yo men have long healthy hair and abs.
20yo 5< girls and older women anywhere on the scale show unambigious interest.
I personally get disgusted when women I don't find attractive show me attention
I wish women I didn't find attractive couldn't see me quite frankly
I get this way too but it's with all women because I'm a gay.
>I'm a gay
Why?
>Why?
wieners. Penis. Johnsons. Dick, I like dick, Anon.
That's pretty gay.
You don't find mens bodies attractive?
Of course I do but I only go stupid in the head at the prospect a big dick to suck.
That's pretty sad, dude, I'm usually nicest to the women I find least attractive. It absolutely makes their day to have a decent-looking guy playfully flirt with them. The giggles of a 3-4/10 laughing at my objectively awful unfunny jokes are absolutely priceless to me.
I genuinely dislike it when hot girls flirt with me, because I know it's a manipulation tactic. It's so practiced, fake and low-effort with them.
Worst is the fake "ha ha ha you're so funny" titters they give when you haven't even tried to be funny but they know that laughing at men's jokes gets them ahead and they are so desperate to play that card that they play it at the wrong time.
>Worst is the fake "ha ha ha you're so funny" titters they give when you haven't even tried to be funny but they know that laughing at men's jokes gets them ahead and they are so desperate to play that card that they play it at the wrong time.
Oh god I'm fricking cringing at the memories of this shit. It's like instinctive programming broke
>it's like instinctive programming broke
That's exactly what it is.
With young/dumb/ugly men those titters are pure coom, but to any man with half a brain it's just awkward. Hot girls' lives are so easy that the effort they pit into anything is near-zero
Intelligence or rather their lack of it is a genuine issue. Why am I cursed with more than 80IQ?
You don't need to neg, I've unironically picked up hot girls by accident, because I've been out with friends just enjoying myself, and then these friends of my friends turn up and one just starts kissing me on the dance floor, I was that surprised it took a minutes to realise what had happened.
All I had done all evening was just chat to her, given her a lighter and told some shit jokes for my friends that she overheard.
I used to have friends who actively wienerblocked me
That sucks, its fricking gay when that happens. Had one friend who wanted this girl that latched onto us one night, I wasn't that bothered but she was into me and not him. I got drunk enough I stopped caring and just got with her and my mate left us too it. Wasn't that bothered the next day.
Did try and frick this chubby girl with big breasts and a nice face once (bit like pic rel) and my friends proper wienerblocked me, I was fuming at the time since they can be great fricks sometimes, but they were probably right to do it and I wasn't the bothered the next morning.
Ahh, the chubby oriental.
A fine choice sir, fine choice indeed.
>out
>with friends
>friends of friends
>dancefloor
>lighter
All that is way too normal for the autsists here, we didn't grow up going to nightclubs with the boys.
My advice is for fellow introverts who want an introvert gf/wife, not normies who can just get drunk on a dancefloor and start sucking face with another drunk normie.
>going to nightclubs with the boys
wtf are you guys homosexuals or something?
Not "boys", "THE boys."
It's what zoomies call their tenuously-acquainted friend-groups that they go out clubbing with.
thats cap on god ur tripping fr fr
we says my squad or my people
church
I was glasses wearing nerd that worked in a computer repair shop in my late teens. Didn't kiss a girl till I was 18, didn't lose my virginity till I was 19 and that was pure luck. I did have some social skills though and made active attempts to improve myself and have a friendship group that actually did stuff. I still spent most my time playing autistic computer games.
And I did meet my current long term GF in a nightclub, who was a friends sister, but her idea of a Good night in is a few beers and loading up DOTA or playing valhiem/day z with me and my friends. But she is thin, pretty and quite trad, and also has her own group of girly friends
Women don't have personalities they have attitudes that need to be put squarely in check.
Nice incel theory but in reality about 15% of women are actually very sweet and loving. Those are the ones smart guys go after. Coombrain betas go after the others.
>5% of women are actually very sweet and loving
Where you getting these numbers, c**tboy?
This.
Find a woman to love and view all others as ambulatory sex dolls.
If only women would look as good as they did 20 years ago
> He's 5'8
> Probably has a small penis and is shit at sex.
> Is not nearly as famous as he used to be.
Lol why is odd to some people? It was always been known that average men will never be valued as highly as ugly women. This woman makes 21 k on onlyfans and she looks like the lunch lady at my school. Daniel is lucky to have her in today's society.
She's ugly but she's also fulfilling a specific yet common fetish (especially for amerisharts); hence the large income.
>Lol why is odd to some people?
Because much more attractive women sell themselves to uglier men. It's like you guys don't read the thread.
His penis is normal
>he's 5'8
Lol where you getting that from? He's 5'4"
Also there's no correlation with height and penis size. Most porn actors are manlets
Wasn't Radcliffe supposed to be gay?
He was but found out that getting fricked in the ass is quite painful. I dunno why the bloke needed to actually learn that from frickin first hand experience but there ya go.
Hes only 3 years older than me but he looks like he could be pushing 40
He was an alcoholic in his early 20s
In my early 20s I did load a of drugs and drank shit loads. Still get mistaken for mid twenties, though I am a bit Cinemaphile
Dating a 4 or under is lame as frick. They might adore you but it's like a moronic dog who is appreciative that you feed it. Some people like dogs though so for it if that's what you want but it's not for everyone.
I mean, yeah, the dog analogy is pretty fair.
Except if you get a nice librarian archetype you can have great conversations cos she'll actually be smart and mentally stimulating.
I don't like dogs as pets cos yeah, they are utter morons who love anyone that feeds them, even abusive scumbags.
A Velma gf will adore you but have the self respect to leave you if you aren't good to her.
My wife is vaguely aware I get sex elsewhere but I treat her so well and assure her that the only woman I'll ever genuinely love is her (which isn't a lie, that is 100% true) that she kind've gets a strange satisfaction knowing that I'm using them for their bodies.
Women's natural state is in a harem. This you need to understand before women truly make sense.
>dogs love you completely just for doing the bare minimum
>they are utter morons
Tell me how I know you're nonwhite.
Literally what dogs were domesticated for. To be utterly loyal and obedient until death to their owners because dogs used to be for work, herding and hunting etc.
Now any trash moron can get some dysgenic inbred mutt for pennies and keep it locked in a 4x4x4 cage all day and it'll still adore them.
>Your dog will always love you no matter what
>this is why they're shit
What strand of moronation do you suffer from? What more could you want from a pet? You want your dog to only love after you've worked for it, homosexual?
Something given for free is worthless.
>You want your dog to only love after you've worked for it, homosexual?
Kek this was funny but I still want you to answer him. What value is there in something given freely?
Do you actually think if you got a million dollars the money would have no use because you didn't work for it?
There's a difference between objective and subjective value. Money is a placeholder for labor which has objective value, but love is subjective (appreciation). If you are given love freely, it's very rarely appreciated. Most kids don't appreciate the sacrifices their parents made for them for example since it's easier to be selfish than it is to be selfless.
Just because it's less likely to be appreciated doesn't mean it's impossible to appreciate.
Stop being a gay
Dogs are cool, cope harder
when did post malone transition? and he's fricking harry potter too? damn
>tfw manlet, same height as Daniel
>not millionaire like him
>best he could get was this troonface
I always thought I would die alone or compromise with mediocrity, but this is disgusting.
Are you only interested in white woman? If not you have plenty of options.
Yea let me leave my 99% white country or get my chances with the 1% of non-white women that are mostly gypsy. That will work fine.
>erin darke
Is she doesn't have his last name, it's not his kid
>Daniel is only 33
>already looks like 50
Woah, I guess it isn't just women that can hit the wall
He's British. He's only used to women who look like orcs.
Why is his face so veiny
that's a 10 in bongland
She's American
Frick bros, what pornstar does she remind us of? I’m seeing Tiffany Watson mixed with Kendra Sunderland.
thanks anon
>If that's the best that Harry fricking Potter can do then what chance do the rest of us have?
He made the right choice, every girl my age just sees him as fricking Harry Potter
When you get older you realize a homely, plain wife thst doesnt bust your balls all day and respects you is the move
I just want a woman I enjoy spending time with. I'm going to coom in her pussy regardless.
These incel rage threads are stupid. Life is short and finding a true partnership is difficult, they look happy good for them.
The pop media world you live in is moronic. Having chemistry together is more attractive than your partner fitting some imagined ideal.
who says he wanted the best? or that he's a trash guy who only cares about looks? You thirsty incels are beyond pathetic.
Ur the incel
no, I'm married. Keep seething, subhuman trash
no u
He is probably into femdom. Look at her, strong psycho vibes from that woman. Or maybe he is pedo and she is just there to keep his child farm under his mansion safe. Whatever that is it's definitely not normal.
Saved.
That's a man
It’s literally over for m*n.
Damn what the hell happened to him? He looks like he's mid 40s.
When your first is Helena, everyone's a downgrade.
god fricking damn, i hope he did. can you imagine being Radcliffe in a private /ss/ scene with Helena? good grief.
If he was born 10 years earlier, he’d be a wagie instead of Harry Potter and Helena wouldn’t have even looked at him.
>pregnant at 38
isn't that a little dangerous
no
No it’s a meme by people to cope women hit the wall.
You're sure it's not Paul Dano in a wig?
>theyre having a kid
>look up her age, she's 38
LMFAO
An ugly wife is a treasure in the home. No one wants a woman who has to be center of attention and post her ass online every 5 minutes.
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MARRY FOR TRUE LOVE!!! YOU HAVE TO BE SUPERFICIAL!!
oh goodness me... just imagine...
God I would let her squash me
Honestly who gives a frick?. Yeah I like the harry potter films and I think Emma is hot (so's Ginny and Luna) but far as getting all worked up over their personal lives I could care less. Take away what they did as kids and what do you have left?. Your average normal ho hum person. If they never did "Potter" would anyone even give a shit about them? Hell no.
>I could care less.
He married a troony, no wonder he stabbed Rowling in the back.
Why does he look like the gender reveal dad in this pic?