If the Simpsons' Vindicators fought Rick and Morty's Vindicators, who would win?
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If the Simpsons' Vindicators fought Rick and Morty's Vindicators, who would win?
Universe chick implodes them all
>Literally just Iron Man
Did they run out of time to deliver the draft or what?
https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Magnesium_Man
wow
um sweatie you just don't understand the deep parody
Feels like the Jean Grey espy could solo tye entire Simpsonvengers
Voodoo man
War machine
Whale dude
Poison ivy monster
Mayan female warrior
Damn, I actually like this crew
Could any of the Simpsons Vindicators survive being run over by a train?
macuahuitl's are underrated, those fricking things could decapitate horses even with armor on.
Ya those aren't wooden carvings or just basic stones, thats fricking obsidian, which is sharper than a glass razor
A stick with stones jammed on it didn't make a difference anyway. They all died like flies.
Not saying that aztecs are cool, I'm a mexibeaner and I think they're fricking morons I'm just saying that weapon is underrated. The girl in OP's pic would realistically have a giant fricking gash on her hand from holding it like that.
No it can't.
Obsidian is very fragile and would just shatter when hitting metal.
Also it's a club, it can't decapitate anything. Maybe chop off some fingers.
Those weapons are primitive and dumb.
>those fricking things could decapitate horses
Yes
>even with armor on
No. Macuahuitls were the deadliest melee weapon in history, until metal armor became commonplace. Obsidian will tear through anything softer than rock like a paper towel, but it'll shatter against steel.
Who had this idea first?
Holy shit is that obsidian glass? Isn't that like the sharpest thing on earth?
Yes, it will naturally sharpen down to a single molecule. That's why we use it for the blades of surgical scalpels these days.
>those fricking things could decapitate horses
>Yes
no, that's a fricking lie, just like people saying that a 45. Magnum can't split a horse in half with a single shot.
Black Voodoo
Plant Lady
Galaxy Girl
Ghost Train
Would make a pretty good team all on their own
The Simpsons ones are more frickable so they win
I swear to god, the moment I saw Alan Rails and his gimmick, I immediately fricking hated him.
FRICK ALAN RAILS, FRICKING LAME ASS!!!
>Black Panther mixed with Facilier
Bravo
So Apu is offensive, but a literal voodoo man stereotype isn't?
Brother Voodoo is a real Avenger.
Rick and Morty characters die from pretty standard shit. Simpsons superheroes are superheroes, with all the "hard to actually kill" stuff that comes with it.
Simpsons wins.