If this movie was about a filmmaker instead of a musician, which director would be deleted from history.

If this movie was about a filmmaker instead of a musician, which director would be deleted from history.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE ALL SHIT IN THE DESIGNATED STREET
    THE DESIGNATED STREET

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s got all the hits…
      >WHY DONT WE POO IT IN THE ROAD
      >HEY POO…
      >WE ALL SHIT IN THE DESIGNATED STREETS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >THE CONTINUING STORY OF BENCHOD BILL
        >I NEEDFUL YOU
        >GOOD MORNING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quality racist parody
      Bravo

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hitchwiener or Spielberg
    >noooooo I dislike them
    Anyway they both have enough films that normal people might know that you could stretch the premise out to a full length movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hitchwiener

      I don't think Hitchwiener could work with a modern audience that much. Maybe Psycho, but most of his other stuff wouldn't believably be great if they're remade as new today.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And yet, Disturbia was literally the best movie of 2007.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Spielberg
      100%

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hitchwiener

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Spielberg could work in this premise. He's got plenty of cult movies that could be played with in the movie.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hitchwiener is deleted
    >Tries to remake The Birds
    >makes Birdemic

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think that would work. Painter or writer might work, but a movie isn't a one-man job, not like making a song is.

    Hitchwiener though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a stupid embarassing film

      Most of the input in terms of visual presentation, editing directions comes from the director, directors also supervise and edit scripts often, or downright write the films themselves. Movie as a "collective art piece" is a meme unless the film is directed by several people in a collaboration or the film is not an art piece but a product manufactered by producers and studio executives like most capeshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but you can pick up a guitar and play through most of The Beatles' hits and leave an impression to most people, while you would need to finance, film, and edit a film to show similar results

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what I mean, I mean you can't just present a movie without other people and money, while a guy can sing a song with a guitar by himself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron youre not gonna be able to walk up to some Hollywood exec and just tell him what your movie will be, his first question will be are you israeli

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finally a good fricking thread
    the answer is scorcese because just like the beatles he was genre defining but if you look closely every fricking thing he released sounds exactly the fricking same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >released sounds exactly the fricking same
      don't really like beatles but they had three songwriters with very distinct styles so most of their don't really sound the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they had three songwriters

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ringo unironically contributed so much for every song to be iconic he deserved credit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats written by george

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >George Harrison, who assisted Starr with the song, commented: "'Octopus's Garden' is Ringo's song. It's only the second song Ringo has ever written, mind you, and it's lovely."
            Please read, sir.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              George was always a self-effacing man, Ringo just bangs out one chord (in the tapes and the film) while writing the song, it was George who basically completed it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the shittiest take I've read in like, half an hour

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a dumb frickwit that doesn't know anything about either of the things you referenced.
      Go jump off something high and die.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walt Disney

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas
    And the main character is played by Mike Stoklasa

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to make one of the famous movie which got erased from history
    >israelite producers don't want to give money to a nobody
    >end of the movie
    powerful story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >haha what, a movie about a shark that we don't even see? a movie about an ugly alien that befriends a suburban kid? dna dinosaurs??? lmao get the frick out of my office

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There are unironically people who think The Beatles revolutionized anything about music and weren't just industry prostitutes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lou Reed gays eternally seething but John Cale (the actual talent of the VU) said that there would be no Banana Album without Rubber Soul.
      But, to be fair, Beatles wouldn't have made Rubber Soul if Bob Dylan didn't tell John Lennon that they can actually try making good music now with the fame and power they got.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >But, to be fair, Beatles wouldn't have made Rubber Soul if Bob Dylan didn't tell John Lennon that they can actually try making good music now with the fame and power they got.

        Pretty sure that happened after Revolver

        >“Sure,” Bob replied. “Hey - I got an idea. Why don’t you guys write a song and I’ll record it, and I’ll write a song for you to do? But I’ll write a real good song, so don’t write me no “Please Please Me” kind of thing,” he said, laughing.
        > - Bob Dylan’s reactions to The Beatles playing them Revolver in May 1966.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bob's song "Fourth Time Around" sounds like Norwegian Wood, is this by design

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, Lennon was trying be like Bob Dylan (I think he calls that time his Dylan-impersonation period) which Dylan really didn't like lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >some lads write some cool catchy songs that are still loved 60 years later
      >AKCHUALLY THEY DIDN'T *REVOLUTIONALIZE* ANYTHING HAHA
      Shut the frick up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. moron who knows nothing about music

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I went to UT and Majored in Music Theory

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whats the most interesting thing about music you know

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The most interesting thing is, in my own opinion, the history of the cello and bass tones in general. The physics of stringed instruments has always been incredibly fascinating. I mean it's the same sort of feeling as thinking about the stars and different galaxies, but these are stars you can reach out and touch and create resonating sounds with.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lily James breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw Bob Dylan is still alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'll outlive us all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Traveling Wilburys
        kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Vol 1 is unironically better than anything The Beatles ever did

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol it really isn't but I appreciate the (you) anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I go through year-long bouts where I'm positive he's dead, and then he'll get an award, medal, knighthood, or some shit and remember that he's still alive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >remember that he's still alive.
        He has been touring non stop anon
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Ending_Tour

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. lusty Black

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That is already a plot of a movie.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys saying Hitchwiener are out of your minds. As if anyone alive today is going to be any different now that The Birds never existed.
    The only real answer would be Spielberg. Jaws changed a fricking ton about modern culture. He has a shitload of hits, many that are integral parts of our lexicon. I don’t see any other choice but Spielberg.

    Hitchwiener could be cool if you make a film about 90 year old grandfathers

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen this movie but know the plot, does he keep the lyrics to "Saw Her Standing There" exactly the same?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Del Toro the director disappears and Del Toro the actor replaces him.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scorsese
    His movies are great and timeless
    Shit Todd Philips did practically that in timeline where Scorsese exsists and still made over a billion dollars

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this actually worth watching.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay, its a cool gimmick
      you'll have more fun if you watch Tommy 1975 it's a bout this kid who walks in a guy fricking his mom and then becomes jesus

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