If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >if they don't wanna fuck you, they should at least find some use out of you
    Beta thinking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      esl-cel?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how you can't make eye contact with an adult but you think that was a clever thing to say.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what your generation understands from this, or are you just a 4chanshitter?
      >if you aren't good looking, then you better have another skill that women like, such as being able to fix things/solve problems

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >these seething replies

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >WAHHH NO WOMAN WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME WAHHHH
    Have you learned nothing from The Cosfather?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    two tips for handymen to live by
    >always use the most accurate measuring device in the handyman's repertoire . . . your eye
    >always tighten things to german specifications, gudentite

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    keep yer stick on the ice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a man
      But I can change
      If I have to
      I guess

      >It's time to say those three words that all guys struggle to say...
      "I don't know."

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a man
    But I can change
    If I have to
    I guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anons. as any lady ever successfully resisted the urge to go for a ride on one of these babies?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    women don't find me at all because i'm afraid to make eye contact

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used to go to live tapings of this all the time. I'd go to shows twice a night to win their audience quizzes for the prizes. I'm surprised they never threw my ass out. I got to sit in during the credits sequence too since they'd grab you from the audience and slap a vest on you. I miss it a lot, what a kino show.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’m jel.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did this guy ever make to into outer space with duck tape? he was really on a roll . . .there for a while.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this show with my dad when we used to go bird hunting in BFE western Kansas at like 3 am when we had to get up.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I actually think he's quite handsome

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Me?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is what boomers actually believe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He never says they'll like you for it lol. It's a canuck boomer show, but still infinitely based.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he's so ugly, stupid, and unskilled that he thinks the problem is women
      You should probably try working on at least one of them.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's good advice, but for them to find you handy, you need them to spend a moment near you. Which they won't be doing, if you're not handsome.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      tje hell would you want to s[ed time with a woman?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a degenerate hand-holder.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >If women don't find you handsome, these duct tapes will come handy.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Watchinh the show as a kid U always wanted to have a comfy job in a fire tower like Ranger Gord.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >comfy job
      >Ranger Gord
      Were you self-inserting into the outdoors shut-in?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Barely tolerable. I would watch every now and then because it was the only thing on.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Barely tolerable
      Is it difficult to live without taste?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Be honest, did you ever laugh uncontrollably while watching this? It maintains a constant "smile" level of humour while occasionally reaching the level of "pleasant chuckle". It has like 1000 episodes and they all have the same jokes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks that jokes aren't just recycled over and over with mildly different themes
          You must be new to comedy. There's only a few joke structures.
          >did you ever laugh uncontrollably
          During the guess the word section, and the contestant guesses' are wrong, because Red keeps trying to use normal trains of thought. Then in the last few seconds, Red thinks of a specific thing that relates only to the contestant to say such a common word.
          The segment where Red is a live instructional narrator for the pre-recorded footage of the guy trying to do some simple task, and everything keeps going wrong.

          What's it like to be so soulless that you don't find one aspect of comedy funny? Or are you one of those "unexpectedly offensive" is the only thing that makes you laugh?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >During the guess the word section, and the contestant guesses' are wrong, because Red keeps trying to use normal trains of thought. Then in the last few seconds, Red thinks of a specific thing that relates only to the contestant to say such a common word.
            >What's it like to be so soulless that you don't find one aspect of comedy funny?
            Are you drunk right now, or is English not your first language?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Canada used to be a kinda cool place. I'm a 30 yo boomer and the decline over the past 20 years is truly shocking. The country is just lost.

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