If you can't describe your favorite movie in 3 words or less it's a bullshit movie.

If you can't describe your favorite movie in 3 words or less it's a bullshit movie.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay. You first, OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i make threads

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a taxi-driver.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silence of Lambs

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I analyze shit
    >I automate shit
    >I code shit
    >I catch shit
    He kills shit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Dude abides

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a scrum certified stand up organized and i make 200k and you will never make as much as me and i have no degree hahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dang, our scrum master didn't even get a raise after certification. Good for you dude

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cloning dinosaurs bad

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's the Driver

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he drives shit

      Cloning dinosaurs bad

      >they clone shit

      The Dude abides

      >he bull shits

      Silence of Lambs

      >he eats shit

      He's a taxi-driver.

      >he talks shit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bee fricks woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he solves shit
      Alternatively
      >he smokes shit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I develop apps

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fast food detectives

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bring a ring

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He fricks women

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man punch self

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he spouts shit

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick OP's mom

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Veteran joins cult

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it The Empty Man?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's The Master

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A cool detective

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Engineer?
      i attend meetings

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leeloo Dallas Multipass

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Teen Angst +Mechs

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I seed

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pigs chase car.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he leads idiots

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He fights evil.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suck and frick and formerly I was a feed and seed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed confirmed for BULLSHIT

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dubs checked but the first one is literally "tech sales analyst" he just added his location.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rape children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stars my waifu

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed Feeds Seed

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She kills Bill.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    T'WAS FREE PIZZA!!

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mulholland Drive

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fire rises!

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I sell Feed

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kick-Ass kicks ass

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I solve problems

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Evil Dead

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I delete shitposts

  39. 2 years ago
    Sneed

    Clerks

    Clerks 2

    Damn I got 2 movies that's pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really a challenge when you don't make it a sentence and just pick movies with short names

      >clerks
      >dogma
      >tusk
      I just beat you with 3, even with just Smith movies

      • 2 years ago
        Sneed

        You didn't beat me because Dogma and Tusk tells you fricking nothing about what happens in those movies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao you're actually moronic

          Dogma is about religious dogma and tusk is some walrus-frickery that nobody saw.
          Please tell me how the frick the word "clerks" isn't just as shitty of a synopsis as "dogma", Black person.

          • 2 years ago
            Sneed

            Soeey but you're clearly wrong. Its pretty obvious and not really up for debate.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lmao pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Sneed

                Indeed. It's blatantly obvious Clerks describes what the movie is about and exactly what happens while his example was "tusk" which tells me basically fricking zero. Case closed; the end.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fix computer

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Simps Pay Everything

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark becomes good

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I BLACK women

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my favorite movie
    man is machine
    >my job
    I design webinars

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hack the planet

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Israeli disinformation technician

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thats dumb

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He can tune

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys kill people

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman versus Superman

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flying to Jupiter

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superheroes save planet

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricks own daughter

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ocean is literally running out of fish, that guy is fricked

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Yeah! War!

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wacky murder mystery

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old boat adventure.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two words
    Role playing chat room

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's my car?

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I implement benefit packages for different companies health insurance benefit packages.

    Unless you want to just pay out of pocket from now on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, so u have a bullshit job slim, ie your industry is bullshit

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man vs. Machines

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do i get a bullshit office job? What should I look for when looking at job listings. Every time I hear about the people that work there, they never say what companies hire them or their title. It's always "i do emails from 9-5, basically nothing".

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits defeat evil.

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