>If you don't quite being Spider-Man for a week and throw your costume in the trash THE UNIVERSE WILL END

>If you don't quite being Spider-Man for a week and throw your costume in the trash THE UNIVERSE WILL END
>If you aren't trapped under some debris then push it off you THE UNIVERSE WILL END
>If you don't get married THE UNIVERSE WILL END
What did they mean by this?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>If you don't get married THE UNIVERSE WILL END
    Comic 616 should be a fricking wasteland then.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This only works if you take it as a jab at the people who hated Holland...though even he lifted rubble.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a jab at people who don't like Miles because the directors think people want him to rehash the same story beats as Peter for some reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird, because Holland fits too well.
        >Criticized for being pals with the Avengers.
        >Criticized for not having a Ben.
        >Criticized for not being a total loner.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the "real" spider-man isn't married.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if it’s not canon he had a marriage story arc and that’s literally all they care about

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The supposed out-of-universe reason for OMD was to meet the expectations of stubborn fans who couldn't accept Peter moving on with his life.
            This movie's depiction of stubborn continuity between universes is supposedly criticizing that attitude. So shouldn't it essentially be a rule that they CAN'T get married?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand what this movie is trying to say.
    What series is this strict about canon? Even existing well received Spider-man stories aren't like this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll note the advocate of that philosophy (Miguel) was shown to be in the wrong despite his good intentions. He's looking more at the correlations of the various beats Spider folk go through and thinking they're more like causation, and he's too afraid to think otherwise on the off chance reality actually does die.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The universe ending is an allegory for fan backlash, with Miguel being “one of the good ones”. The movie is literally about Miles saying “frick the haters I’m Spider-Man now”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but like... Miguel himself is literally a well liked Spider-Man that doesn't follow Peter's story beats as a bible.
        This implies the writers don't even know who Miguel is... or aren't even aware of Holland Spider-man. It makes no sense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now you're getting it. Notice how they made up Spider-Man No More and If This Be My Destiny arcs for Hobie and Jessica even though that never happened anywhere else. It's a strawman that normalgays can accept

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's trying to be a strawman by making fun of spider-mans accepting their fate to suffer and trying to elevate Miles as the only smart one. Not very smartly written. Could've made each side have their point without making one of them look comically villainous and wrong.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget, what event was Gwen looking at?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her own death.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that in Beyond, they'll explore more about WHY avoiding a canon event results in devastation.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is to mock fans who want everything to go like they want to
    And theyre right, sounds great

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, did Miguel only recruit Spider-people who would be yes men to his plans? Did NO ONE aside from Hobie and Miles ever object?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess they thought they didn't have much of a choice and that they were doing good. You know when does my problem with them began? When Miguel imprisoned Miles and NO ONE objected. And then when Miguel loses Miles out of all those morons there including Peter B. Parker, only Gwen objects to Miguel's actions. I mean, what the frick?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah making everyone seem like complacent yes-men when Spider-Man is known for bending the rules is weird.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like, if Pav had lost the Inspector or the girl he likes, would Miguel have told him: "Sorry, dude. It is what it is"? How does Pav not reject Miguel after that? Hell, how does anyone not reject Miguel after basically being told "You absolutely have to suffer"

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad <spoiler>Noir</spoiler> wasn't in this. Because <spoiler>seeing him at the very last ten seconds</spoiler> makes me so FRICKING excited for part two that I can't put into words. Like damn, absents really does make the heart grow fonder, huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      freaking reddit posters

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it means they should instead take the clone pill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Include Ben in the movie because he's an iconic character with an iconic design
      >Never acknowledge that he's a clone because that pokes too many holes in the plot you're trying to push
      >Settle on making him a complete joke so people don't focus on him too much

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT HAS TO BE LIKE THE COMICS OR ELSE
    >Uh also Peter B has to get married and have a kid
    So is he eventually going to have to make a deal with Mephisto and erase his kid or what?
    Will everyone have to make a deal with Mephisto?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they thought that far ahead

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