If you got Isekai'd into the DC universe with a super power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
What would you do? Join the justice league? Be a villain? A Hero?
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>Magic Sealing
>The user is able to seal magic/magical power into entities, objects and/or places.
No need to choose, I have supporting cast powers, anyone comes to me when they need shit sealed in a can. I guess I'm a neutral force working for money.
>Tuatha Dé Danann Physiology
>The power to possess the traits of, or become one of the Tuatha Dé Danann. Variation of Celtic Deity Physiology. Opposite to Fomorian Physiology.
guess i'm a fricking god them
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Fire_Generation
Get a job as metahuman just lighting up stuff.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emotion_Beam_Emission
So I guess I'm a lantern.
>Teleportation Barrier Generation
Will be confusing but fun.
I'd join the JSA if Blue and Gold are on it. Or the Titans.
>Consequence Creation
>The ability to create a consequence for any course of action.
This is really good. Make it so anyone who tries to hit me gets stunned for a moment, make it so anyone who tries to shoot me has their gun jam. Make it so anyone I touch goes to sleep for a few hours.
Establishing those consequences alone is enough to be a pretty decent street level superhero.
I think the main thing with this power is that coming up with stuff on the fly might be hard in some cases, so the main strength would be planning out what could happen and establishing a consequence for it.
I could probably get in with the Justice League, since I could establish consequences for people who try to break into important places and stuff like that.
Also, the consequence for any super-powered female seeing me is that they become incredibly aroused and want to frick me. The Yara/Jo threesome is going to be fricking crazy.
I am the law
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Space-Time_Imprisonment
I'll move to gotham, seek out some underground criminal groups, get hired by Joker hopefully, and get close to him slowly until I can use my BALL PROJECTION power to blast a hole through his chest, killing him.
Calm down, Jason.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Law_Manipulation
I think i just became the spectre
>past replication
Kinda cool.
I trap myself with my memories of my ex until I die of starvation and experience brain death.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_Pillar_Projection
I mean I guess it's useful enough. Would be easy as hell to abuse depending on how the crystals work. Play my cards right I could be considered a C list bruiser.
>What would you do? Join the justice league? Be a villain? A Hero?
I'd be God.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnipotence
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Environment_Manipulation
I'll just isekai everyone back to a world without superpowers.
>Enhanced Walking
>The power to walk with control and precision, speed and balance.
"You know who should be leading the justice league"
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Metal_Manipulation
I don't even know where to start with this.
I'd make popcorn
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Microwave_Generation
>Teleportation Barrier Generation
>The ability to create a barrier that teleports anything within or touches it to elsewhere.
Oh I am definitely becoming a villain with this power.
>Relative Strength Perception
>Become as powerful as another perceives you as being
So basically need to make myself seem powerful to others to actually become powerful. I think I'm stuck as a villain as if I went a hero I would likely get my ass kicked the moment a villains ego makes them think I am weak. Then again if I can pick who I get perceived by would be a hero and focus on using kids as my perceivers as kids often think their heroes are unbeatable.
Eh i'll probably get super vision or lie detection and become a detective or something in a shithole like Gotham and end up going after the Joker or the other psychos and when i try to shoot them Batman breaks my legs and then i retire.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hair_Combat
But what should my superhero name be,
Samson, Strongbeard, Hairo, War-Locks...?
>Moral Manipulation
>The ability to manipulate the boundaries between right and wrong
>The user of this power can manipulate the basic concept of morality. They can change what is right into wrongdoing and something totally immoral could be made the right thing.
Utterly useless as a hero and absurdly overpowered as a villan, could cause nuclear war with a snap of your fingers.
Guess I could hold the entire planet hostage in exchange for money? No idea how to use this.
Aside from sweeping social change to make the world a better place you could always just be one of those prankster villains who does whatever they want for fun.
>Everyone considers it a moral good to slap Supergirl's ass, except Supergirl who will still find it morally inappropriate.
>It is morally important whenever you openly sing Cuban Pete for everyone one else to sing along
I figured since most people already consider stuff like pedophilia rape or murder to be immoral its utility for good is kinda limited.
I do love the prankster idea.
Probably have no choice but to become gay, judging by the state of DC comics for the last few years.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Passion_Manipulation
I Pink Kryptonite every female hero and villain. ALL of them.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Atomic_Cancellation
>The user can generate a field that completely nullifies the electric field holding atoms together, causing people, planets, stars, even entire universes, to disintegrate into dust. The effect may also not be constrained to a single universe, and may result in irreversible destruction across wide ranges of reality.
sorry guys I win, come at me.
Sorry you're too horny and gay to remember how to use your power.
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Let's GO! My demands are a Martha Speaks sexdoll, a box of lube, and an AR15.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Violence
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/State_of_Mind
I guess I'll let my power decide my place in the world or become another elite martial artist in the dcu
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gas_Bomb_Generation
Neat I could create any kinda Gas I guess
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Weaponry_Refinement
This looks pretty fun. I'd probably join the Justice League. Make all types of neat shit and enhance them to bea even neater shit. It would suck if i got caught and was forced to make doomsday type weapons though.
Bowyering Mastery.
Villain I guess. The Arrow family already has given the DC universe enough heroic archers.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Torque_Manipulation
I'd be very popular in the new ~~*Justice League*~~
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Assassination_Mastery
I don't think joining the league is in the cards for me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Teleportation
Be a hero. I can't believe I lucked out.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Burrowing
Either get a job in construction or start breaking into bank vaults
>Unnatural Limb Regrowth
just call me the amputator. whose limbs are being amputated? yours. (and mine) (but mine come back and yours don't)
We should be rolling for the strength of the ability as well I feel.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Apotropaic_Magic
Last two numbers decide where I fall on the range between the egyptian deity Sobek and a thumbguard.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chemistry_Solidification
>User can solidify or give solid-like properties to chemicals and chemical substances with the level of solidity going from loose jelly to metal-like hardness or beyond.
Seems like a pretty standard hero power. I'd try to do good until, as a C-lister, I'll be killed in some bullshit event to raise the stakes.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hyper_Evasion
I'm gonna start a mind freak show in Vegas to upstage Mister Miracle
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mediumship
Nothing special, far from the big league hero, but still kinda cool
Working as a homicide detective sounds neat with that power.
Or maybe I'll be like those scam mediums, but actually real.
I think that my superhero name would be Necroscope. I know, original.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Task_Binding
>jon, you must frick only women until the sight of a man's naked ass makes you sick
i'm the greatest hero dc has ever known
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Justice_Deity_Physiology
The Justice League work join me.