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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba as cassey
    Chris Pratt as ax

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would spend the budget transforming you physically into a dog and then leaving you that way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m assuming you’re Canadian

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You being a literal dog would’ve prevented your post.
        Instead you are stuck as an existential dog with human hands.
        A cursed existence.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll take that as a yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't have to go to work
          >Fed and taken care of by slaves who adore you
          >Human hands and brain allow for the continued pursuit of personal cultivation, unfettered by the trappings of a human body
          >Dog body allows for the continued pursuit of belly rubs, unfettered by the social conventions of a human body that would make them inappropriate
          Blessed existence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are you a white woman by chance

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    skip the filler books

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      which are those?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them were really good like the solo Cassie one

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >k. a.
    >j. k.
    I hate this shit so much, they're only doing it because they saw other writers did it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Scholastic forced them too, they didn't think female written books would sell to boys.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most boys are too young and dumb to know the difference

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          10 year old boys know what a girls name is, even 5 year old boys do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Now that I think about it, you’re probably right
            As a younger kid I would assume a book written by a woman would be meant for girls

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And now as adults we know a book written by a woman is meant for the trash bin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this, i wouldn't have touched deltora quest if it wasn't part of my english class's syllabus

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You had a based English class
          My class just read to kill a mocking bird

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      everyone wanna be the goat RL

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In my acting and directorial debut, I use cutting edge CGI to transform myself into a dog and frick various actresses.
    Introducing: "Animorphs: The Shagging Dog"

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anime adaption, like Deltora Quest. It's the only way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Animorphs had significantly more blood and gore in it than deltora
      I’m shocked that they let kids like me read it back then

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        True, but Deltora Quest proved Japan can adapt American book properties. An American version would be censored and everyone would be gay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Same as Howl's moving Castle

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          uhh earthsea?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If it kept the tone of the live action series, sure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How was the live action series like? Was it just as gritty as the books were?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It did have a dark tone to it, but no gore because kids show on Nickelodeon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If it kept the tone of the live action series, sure.

            It’d have to be adapted as anime or animated series for young adults if they want to keep all the gore and themes of slavery

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was low budget, but the casting was solid. It's a shame.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Weebs should be shot

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >omg this series is like SOOOOO dark and also it made me jack off to women transforming into animals!!!
    Why are millennials like this? The 90s weren't that great, you were just young.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have it be animated by hand.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    avatar-quality CGI and no pulling punches on the violence

    emphasis on the negative impacts of war on the psyche of teenage children and how PTSD takes many forms in how the different child solders cope with it

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt transform into other humans again? That would be infinitely more useful than fricking gimmicky animals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they did sometimes but thought it was unethical so they didn't do it that often

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they did sometimes but thought it was unethical so they didn't do it that often
        Fricking dropped lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they're kids
          As the series goes on and they get more desperate/jaded they gradually forget about ethics and start doing stuff they wouldn't before, such as
          >blackmail
          >torture
          >reprogramming pacifist robots into terrifying killing machines to help win the war
          >Killing mind-controlled human slaves because they can't afford not to anymore
          >Recruiting a bunch of cripples from a children's hospital in order to use them as cheap cannon fodder

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jake was a seriously cold calculating motherfricker when Cassie was no longer allowed to b***h about anything. Guy made Ghengis Khan look like a saint but it helped humanity win the war

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that guy had real balls... sending his own cousin to take out his beloved brother when rescue was finally impossible. he must've known what that'd do to him

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jake sent his cousin on a suicide mission to kill his brother. Shit got real near the end

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              dont forget, not just his cousin, but his cousin that he's been slowly learning has developed a lust for battle and blood and has started getting off on killing
              You know, one of our main heroes.
              I miss Animorphs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw re-reading and there's a part in one of the earlier books where rachel dismisses polar bears as an unnecessary acquisition because she already has the grizzly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And she's rright since Grizzlies are larger and stronger

                dont forget, not just his cousin, but his cousin that he's been slowly learning has developed a lust for battle and blood and has started getting off on killing
                You know, one of our main heroes.
                I miss Animorphs.

                Rachel had a battle lust day one. She always went out of her way to chose the larger and stronger animals as combat morphs and she practically ignored pain with that one time she beat yerks to death with her severed arm after someone shot it off

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                SHE STILL WOULD'VE HAD AN EASIER TIME READJUSTING TO PEACE THAN JAKE WHO CRUMBLED COMPLETELY
                probably

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If Rachel lives then Tobias doesn't become a depressed recluse so probably

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Grizzlies are larger and stronger
                no

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Grizzlies are larger and stronger
                That's a lie polar bears are way bigger. The only brown bear bigger is the Kodiak. Grizzly homosexual.

                https://yellowstonebearworld.com/polar-bear-vs-grizzly-bear#:~:text=The%20Polar%20bear%20%E2%80%93%20also%20known,largest%20terrestrial%20flesh%2Deating%20mammal.

                Polar Bears are "bigger" but grizzlies are stronger, have better claws and longer legs so they're faster. Rachel was right

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nowhere does it say they are stronger. It says they have stronger claws. Polar bears have a stronger bite force and are obstinate predators. Actually read the shit you link, fricktard.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Grizzlies are larger and stronger
                That's a lie polar bears are way bigger. The only brown bear bigger is the Kodiak. Grizzly homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Kodiaks are still smaller than polar bears

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                True

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You just reveal your own ignorance

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they

        No, it was just Cassie, Cassie was the only one who ever whined about things being "unethical". It was satisfying when Jake told her to shut the frick up with her morality bullshit near the end because morality had no place in a war for survival

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >colonize black girl
          >tell her to shut the frick up
          Jake was based

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Colonize

            Jake was a israelite, his last name is revealed to be Berenson in the final book

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else disappointed with how the ending of the series turned out? They did ax dirty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      QRD? I forget.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't it end with hundreds of handicapped kids being killed and a division of human soldiers wiped out in an assault on a Yeerk pool ship?

        All I remember is that ax got yeerk controlled in the end and the possibly got killed by jake
        The ending was left to interpretation and ended in a cliff hanger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rachel dies
        jake gets tried for war crimes
        an ancient evil awakens and ax gets possessed(?) and has an evil mouth or something

        t. has not thought about animorphs since the last book came out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ax got absorbed by a new random villain and Jake and friends did a suicide ram against it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Almost the entire team aside from Cassie are depressed, jake and tobias become recluse, Marco fakes it as a celebrity, Rachel is dead. Jake hears Ax has gone missing and assembles Tobias and Marco for a suicide mission in all but name. They find Ax whom has been possesed by some random new evil entity and Jake does a suicide ram

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't it end with hundreds of handicapped kids being killed and a division of human soldiers wiped out in an assault on a Yeerk pool ship?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is how you fix the ending
      >Visser 1's Andalite body Alloran is on redemption mission with Jake and friends except Cassie
      >They hear Ax might be in trouble out there
      >Steal Yeerk ship, name it Rachel
      >Take off, end credits
      leave out all the weird absorbing monster and Ax's confirmed death. Just leave it open ended as a new adventure they're going on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well i didn't like that marco, who actually got a parent restored to him because of the war and bizarrely made whole again, would be willing to throw himself back into it out of sheer boredom
      i would've found it more acceptable if they didn't offer cassie this consideration
      but i liked a lot about it. rachel's opening/final chapter still gives me an emotional reaction even just from her doing the tired 'series recap' gimmick. and i think it's cool that visser 3's host is freed again at the end to help out when the andalites at large become just another problem for them to deal with
      minimal tobias focus in the aftermath sucked, as did arbron getting unceremoniously killed off after all he suffered

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >well i didn't like that marco, who actually got a parent restored to him because of the war and bizarrely made whole again, would be willing to throw himself back into it out of sheer boredom
        I think he went with Jake because Jake was his best friend, he said like
        >you're going to ruin my life aren't you?
        when Jake came to him.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    finally a thread I can get behind

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tv series instead of movie
    >throw all ghost written books in the trash
    >rewrite the way Marco talks entirely
    >cut a lot of the teeny bop stuff

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>tv series instead of movie
      yes

      all ghost written books in the trash
      why?

      the way Marco talks entirely
      why?

      >>cut a lot of the teeny bop stuff
      but it's kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Including the ghost written books would make the series too long. Six seasons and a movie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I don't remember which were ghost written anyway

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You’re right I forgot she only picked up for the final two, I thought it was more than that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Almost all of the books from 20 to the final books

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              kek book 19 was the last one I read

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                19 was ghost written too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you sure? i recall it only starting after the ratboy trilogy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Kree, Yeerk Human Alliance, Blue Banded Hork Bjar were all ghost written

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'm softer on the ghost writers after realizing the main author wrote the fricking starfish one
      the one with all of them except cassie getting sick and her having to rescue the defecter yeerk was really good, though it's literally the only ghostwritten one i can think of that i enjoyed

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    VAXIMORPHS

    The Clottening
    N .O. Refunds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      with PFIZER III being the main antagonist

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    8 hour art film of rachel punching me in the balls

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who would you cast?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cast that asian in my wiener

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        asian?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you just KNOW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing this is some alternate universe where Tobias wasn't uncomfortable using his human form

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's a scene straight from the book. He liked using his human form with Rachel and spending time with her.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta forgive me for not remembering then because i havent read the books in decades. I only remember the scene where Rachel asks why Tobias wont revert to a human permanently and Tobias says he doesn't want to stop fighting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I forget, is there a lore reason he has clothes as a human?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Skintight suits stay on their body when they morph and Tobias put one on the last time he morphed into his human to form

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i picked these up in middle school, and dropped them when the skintight suits were introduced.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So you never read paat the first book

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fanart or from that recent graphic novel project?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fanart

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ending sounds moronic. Did she intend it to be a cliffhanger thinking it would get renewed or whatever for more books?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No she did it to show that "war bad, it breaks people". She had already started a new series by that point and even had a preview in the final animorphs book

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        remnants? kinda okay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she thought it would be better to end things on "the fighting" because she was a moron. In reality the war ended without some final big Endgame battle, and the solution was to just share the morphing technology so Yeerks could escape their slug bodies. The ghost writers did a far better job than she ever did and she fricked up the ending.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I respect the spirit of what she was trying to do, showing kids that war isn't just "good guy, bad guy" and that the end of fighting doesnt mean an end of the effects from the fighting but she did such a shit job of it

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People talk about the violence but a lot of them miss out on the fact that the team had some major psychological issues.

    Rachel was a sociopath. Cassie a nacissist. Tobias was a texbook case of quiet disassociate disorder. MMarco told jokes to his his lonliness and abandonment issues and Jake was OCD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tobias was also a racist. He always had some shit to say about other birds, like the seagulls were the Black folk of the bird world.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tobias stopped considering himself a human when he found out his dad was an alien

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          KA Applegate smoked all the drugs when she made this series
          Wonder what she’s up to now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if you're familiar/heard of 'the one and only ivan' that was her work

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Shame she never made any fiction for adults, though animorphs strayed into adult territory many times

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The average mulatto experience

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why stop at animals?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >retromorph to a species that went/is actively going extinct

    hmm

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you morons likely think T-Rex's just existed the whole time dinosaurs did and were eating stegosauruses and other 'dinosaurs' depicted in Jurassic Park not knowing they were going extinct anyway regardless of the comet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was the aliens that got them, as foretold by KA Applegate

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Reptilian shapeshifter
    >Invasion
    Excuse me for being schizo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad the shapeshifter is the one fighting the invasion of mind controlling slugs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Expectations: subverted

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is the darkest YA series ever made, I’m certain of it
          I still remember that scene where a woman willingly offers her own kids to be enslaved in her place because of all the PTSD she had while in a building that was burning down

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hm, I have a soft spot for young adult fiction, and I do like dark stories.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The audiobooks on YouTube are good background noise
              The author must’ve dropped peyote before writing this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I’m just wondering how a book like this ever got green lit for children
                If my parents understood what the frick I was reading, they’d be horrified
                I guess the 90s truly were a better time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Childrens literature was allowed to get away with more in the 80s and 90s since parents were less coddling

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                mine were specifically happy to see me read something that wasn't Goosebumps lol, 'animal info' was an easy improvement

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The things that they market to kids these days are a lot more messed up

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are some of the more fricked up parts of the series that wouldn’t nor couldn’t be adapted to screen?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you mean because of woke sensibilities or for general harshness?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Scenes that were brutal and would be uncomfortable to shoot even without woke culture

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Basically anything having to do with the auxiliary morphs. It's even canon they all died by a giant laser offscreen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >offscreen

            Wew, if only

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That scene where the yeerks played internal politics among the vissers and took a starving tiger and had it get gunned down in graphic detail, so that one of the vissers could claim that she killed an animorph

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That one scene where yeerks experimented with making their hosts take steroids to see what the limits of the human body was

      I can’t remember if they had other drug abuse themes but I’m sure they did

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't want it made these days, even though the technology has finally caught up to do it well. The only way you could get a faithful version made is by dedicated fans doing it in animation.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make them all diverse, not enough diversity in the books
    >there needs to be a trans character
    >the yeerks are exclusively take white racist hosts who willingly work with them
    >but the yeerks are actually good guys and its the andilites who are evil
    >also its not scifi anymore this is all done via magic
    >70%of the cast must be Mogadishu-level black

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There needs to be a trans character
      Kek wouldnt that be problematic if he had to turn into any female animal or even a female human?
      >Twitter: what are you saying?? That he wasnt female to begin with?? This movie is transphobic!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is sarcasm but the animoprhs are literally a minoriteam, there isnt a single white member and before someone brings up Jake and Rachel, they're israeli

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        israeli people can be white. What else would you call people who lived in Europe for 2000 years?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >jews can be white

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Snakes in the grass.

            Thats the joke, the team would be too white now
            [...]
            Parasites
            [...]
            Tobias is literally half blue-centaur-Black person. Plus I always pictured him as vaguely native american

            Gypsies have lived in europe for centuries after migrating from India and they still aren’t considered white

            Ashkenazi israelites intermarried with Germans and Poles for 2000 years

            If they're not European, you're not white either

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Gypsies also intermarried with whites, but no European considers them white

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There are no israelites in my family tree.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Snakes in the grass.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gypsies have lived in europe for centuries after migrating from India and they still aren’t considered white

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tobias is white

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tobias father is an Andalite

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            his human form was white

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              El Fangor did the same DNA mix trick that Ax did with multiple races

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the joke, the team would be too white now

        israeli people can be white. What else would you call people who lived in Europe for 2000 years?

        Parasites

        Tobias is white

        Tobias is literally half blue-centaur-Black person. Plus I always pictured him as vaguely native american

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even as a child I hated that israelite they cast as ax in the show.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        c'mon. doesn't rachel have aryan features?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jews can have blonde hair and blue eyes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not really
        i know there's cassie and marco but you could swap them out for a white character and mostly have an easy transition. their culture and nationality's never really given much attention.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have Anna Kendrick and that b***h that plays Galadriel transform into rodents.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anna Kendrick already looks like a rat haha

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of K.A. Applegate I’d have A.J. Applegate.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i used to pronounce applegate as app-le-gate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb frick. I had a friend who pronounced Tobias as Toby-us

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That would make you le-moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bonjorno, you cheese eating surrender monkey

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgets to turn back tramped as hawk
    >Forgets how to be human eats mice and other animals
    >Fall in love with a female hawk
    >Your crush doesn't understand and pretends you're normal
    >Get jealous she's flirty with teammates
    >Find out that your dead dad was an alien this entire time
    >Get given the gift to turn human for 2 hours
    >Instead of banging your crush like a chad you complain the whole time
    >Your crush is killed at the hands of the aliens
    >Spend the rest of your days as a hawk eating mice
    Name a character which suffered more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't forget, he was trapped and couldnt move until long after the 2 hour limit

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need cgi use cronenberg practical effects.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which book was your favorite one Cinemaphile?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact, the Andalites in the cover art and tv show don't match the book descriptions. They're never described as centaurs, but just horses. They're not supposed to have like human upper bodies at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That totally ruins the image I had in my head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fun fact
      Shove it up your neo pussy your troony wiener sucking filth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's mentioned multiple times they have human torsos and human hands with seven fingers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day tumblr troony

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone describe what the frick the deal with this series
    there's like 500 books
    how do you even read that much of one series?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You see we aren't moronic homosexual zoomers. That's how. Now frick off or just have a nice day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Each book takes about an hour and a half to two hours to read. There are only 54 main series books, and 10 side stories. How illiterate are you that wouldn't be able to demolish the entire thing in less then a month?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marcos would be gay.

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