unless you're very carefully choosing buildings with huge elevators and frequent 1-passenger trips, you're gonna get bumped into
invisibly farting in elevators is a lot more complicated than you consider
It's not just the invisibility that made him do that shit the serum itself fricks up your brain and makes you go insane it happened to all the animal test subjects as well they all went crazy
This. It's a simple calculus. It isn't worth squandering eternal salvation for one mortal sin. >inb4 god will muh forgive just confess afterwards
It isn't a matter of simply confessing the sin, you must have repentance and firm purpose of amendment, the former is a grace of God, and something you don't feel for your actions even if you say you do. He that sins with, the hope of pardon, saying: "I will afterwards repent, and God will pardon me:" is, according to St. Augustine, "not a penitent, but a scoffer." The Apostle likewise tells us that "God is not mocked" (Gal. vi. 7).
You one of those who never speak to police and get detained all the time for no reason? I wish you were a Black person so that they'll just shoot you dead.
I wish I had the time and patience to crank out an updated version of this that tells a complete story of insanity through bookmarks and tabs. This one is good but it's like a shotgun blast of crazy and outdated by several years.
>steal the cash i need to live
homie you're invisible what are you going to do go up to the fricking grocery store checkout line waving a bunch of bills?
Yeah that guys an idiot. That's like not choosing to do something that won't ever effect him, for like no reason.
And you know what's even weirder, that he's most likely not bound by any spiritual beliefs. He's got none, so who holds that much sway over his life?
Who is this all-seeing, non-supernatural presence that has him that deeply afraid?
>ghost hunting group brings a thermal camera >realizes you are actually a warm blooded human >chase you down and kick your ass and sell you to the government
>be invisible >think only with your dick
Grow the frick up, lad. Pussy is a pickle on the burger of life, which means it's nice to have, but not necessary, and ultimately has no impact on the enjoyment of the meal.
I would kidnap Warwick, run up on the busiest street, raise him above my head and make people believe he's really flying, while he's struggling to get free.
And as a reward for a good job done, i would rape the type of girl, you know, the one that has fat breasts but still visible ribcage.
no, i'd just live a regular life, what good is invisibly if you are mortal? i want the added benefits of a ghost, being ethereal and immortal just flying around the earth spying on people
Not rape but I might sneak in and take nudes of people then post them online just to ruin their lives if they deserve it. Sneak into the White House and collect president nudes as ransom
What are you gonna do, arrest the invisible man?
who wouldn't?
No I'd pie hot women in the face
I’d rob and blackmail people
No, i'd fart in elevators and take loud shits in public rest rooms though.
unless you're very carefully choosing buildings with huge elevators and frequent 1-passenger trips, you're gonna get bumped into
invisibly farting in elevators is a lot more complicated than you consider
I'd obey the law 100% and not sin and go to heaven, anyone who says otherwise worships satan.
It's not just the invisibility that made him do that shit the serum itself fricks up your brain and makes you go insane it happened to all the animal test subjects as well they all went crazy
Frick the law. I would do whatever illegal shit I wanted provided it wasn’t against God’s law.
What's something that's legal under 'God's law' that would be illegal under law law?
Driving five miles above the speed limit.
God doesn't exist.
Source?
That's not how it works, CHUD!
This. It's a simple calculus. It isn't worth squandering eternal salvation for one mortal sin.
>inb4 god will muh forgive just confess afterwards
It isn't a matter of simply confessing the sin, you must have repentance and firm purpose of amendment, the former is a grace of God, and something you don't feel for your actions even if you say you do. He that sins with, the hope of pardon, saying: "I will afterwards repent, and God will pardon me:" is, according to St. Augustine, "not a penitent, but a scoffer." The Apostle likewise tells us that "God is not mocked" (Gal. vi. 7).
I'd suck twink dicks.
i would play deadly pranks on people.
No, I'm white.
No you're not, you're invisible you idiot.
I would derail trains for badguy high scores.
I think it would bum me out knowing the people I raped would be fricked up for life
What's the problem? Just murder them after the deed is done. Or before if that's your thing.
Don't think I'd rape but I would definitely go to local schools and peek up girls' skirts.
This. Just chill around whatever and wank off.
The amoral gays in this thread can go frick themselves, not getting caught isn't a stone's throw from actively causing harm on others.
I’d drive certain people insane and make them kill themselves
ok isaac
Nah rape is too far. I'd 100% see and probably grab some breasts I'm not supposed to though
id jerk off in the corner while couples share genuine connection and care for each other
You idiots realize you are admitting that you want to commit crimes right? This is exactly like To Catch a Predator, enjoy a knock on your door.
what massager did you go with?
>Jailing someone for things that are yet to happen.
Good luck glowie.
FBI are obese Black folk who won't do SHIT
You one of those that tell the police everything without calling your lawyer when they stop you on the road, don't you?
You one of those who never speak to police and get detained all the time for no reason? I wish you were a Black person so that they'll just shoot you dead.
Bait
how could you tell??
What are they going to get me on conspiracy to commit invisible crimes lmao
I would recommend a trillby, my good sir.
EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Uh oh. Looks like they’ll be keeping an eye on me after I become invisible.
>you're going to jail
>my charges
>uhh... joking about sex on a anonymous form
I hope they arrest you for filling false reports homosexual
If I were on the jury I'd vote guilty just for the laughs.
I wish I had the time and patience to crank out an updated version of this that tells a complete story of insanity through bookmarks and tabs. This one is good but it's like a shotgun blast of crazy and outdated by several years.
Madden cheat codes are the best part
Feds wont catch me because I'm invisible, read the OP gayget
HAHA LOL U GUYS...LOOK AT HIS OPEN TABS,!! CANNOT WAIT TO SHOW THIS TO THE GANG OVER AT REDDIT.COM/R/Cinemaphile...
I would pull girls panties
No but I would grope
I would sneak into crypto nerds houses and see their seedphrases
The question is not "would you rape", but "who?"
>be the only invisible guy in the world
>rape
>now police are looking to question the only invisible guy in the world.
>looking
>for the one man you can't see
Smart cops as usual
You can do things like send electromagnetic radiation and measure it to see if theres something there.
>electromagnetic radiation
You mean like light? moron.
id just take sneaky nudes of girls and fap later. rape is too far. would probably have to steal the cash i need to live though
>steal the cash i need to live
homie you're invisible what are you going to do go up to the fricking grocery store checkout line waving a bunch of bills?
Yeah that guys an idiot. That's like not choosing to do something that won't ever effect him, for like no reason.
And you know what's even weirder, that he's most likely not bound by any spiritual beliefs. He's got none, so who holds that much sway over his life?
Who is this all-seeing, non-supernatural presence that has him that deeply afraid?
Think about it.
>Who is this all-seeing, non-supernatural presence that has him that deeply afraid?
Santa?
I would haunt an ikea or something. Acting like a friendly ghost maybe
>ghost hunting group brings a thermal camera
>realizes you are actually a warm blooded human
>chase you down and kick your ass and sell you to the government
I could scuff a group of homosexual ghost hunters tbh
zak bagans has wrestlers on his show sometimes I think though
No, I'd probably stop.
I’d sneak into my exes house and become the invisible cuc
But you'd have to be naked for it to work. That fricking sucks I'm not touching the filthy floor with my bare feet.
>be invisible
>think only with your dick
Grow the frick up, lad. Pussy is a pickle on the burger of life, which means it's nice to have, but not necessary, and ultimately has no impact on the enjoyment of the meal.
Invisibility is a low tier superpower anyway.
Alright so what would you do then?
>Alright so what would you do then?
Haunt and murder world leaders in their sleep to do my bidding...you fricking beta homosexual.
whats its like being 15 bro
You tell me, you underdeveloped brain having castrated homosexual.
what do you mean, like would I stop raping people if i were invisible?
Teleportation would be so much better. Be a literal God. No one would stop me
>Teleportation would be so much better. Be a literal God. No one would stop me
What they gonna do ? They wouldn't know my exact locations where I am jumping to and would be jumping way too fast for them to even get a shot in time
why did he block off his nostrils
I would kidnap Warwick, run up on the busiest street, raise him above my head and make people believe he's really flying, while he's struggling to get free.
And as a reward for a good job done, i would rape the type of girl, you know, the one that has fat breasts but still visible ribcage.
in a Groundhog Day scenario I would rape
in the Invisible Man scenario I would not
And why is that?
in groundhog no one has to live with being raped
no, i'd just live a regular life, what good is invisibly if you are mortal? i want the added benefits of a ghost, being ethereal and immortal just flying around the earth spying on people
Not rape but I might sneak in and take nudes of people then post them online just to ruin their lives if they deserve it. Sneak into the White House and collect president nudes as ransom
What are you gonna do, arrest the invisible man?