>I'll flash you my billion dollar breasts and in exchange I want 30% of your company. Do we have a deal?
>I'll flash you my billion dollar tits and in exchange I want 30% of your company.
>I'll flash you my billion dollar breasts and in exchange I want 30% of your company. Do we have a deal?
this is what women literally believe.
They only believe that because men gave them the power to.
For 30% I'll need weekly sex
>is supposed to be the 'hot' one
>end up daydreaming fricking pic related instead
Wdtmbt?
>Wdtmbt
what the frick is this new one
really homie
oh i get it now what did they mean by this
my moron ass was looking at it as a giwtwm type thing and referring to yourself. apologies brother.
>giwtwm
wait what does this one mean?
tndah
thrembo
golly i want trans women
ishygddt
zoomers can't type
Shiggydiggydoo
damn inflation is hitting hard these days
For 30%? I expect you to be my exclusive frick toy for that much
i've never understood what people meant when they refer to someone having a horse face until i saw this woman
>billion dollar breasts
Srsly?
Is it really this easy to lowball start ups?
They have lowballed hapless business owners for pennies
Some of the ideas are good though, are they just plants to make the show viable?
>are they just plants to make the show viable?
Few of them definitely are, especially ones with guest sharks. Some suspect that several of those deals have already been made behind the scenes and the show just acts as free publicity
People go on this show most of the time for the insane sales bump they get from just being on there. Hence why the producers were taking 5% equity or some shit just as an appearance fee till Cuban threw a fit. Also the reason you'll see companies claiming they want a "strategic partner" while only willing to give up like 3% equity.
A sales bump isn't much use if you don't have the production capacity and give away half your equity for a pittance that doesn't really fix said issue
To be fair some of those businesses cannot part with more equity without risking their valuation or other future deals to go south
I love her.
I need to bury my head in her breasts
>throw in me getting to creampie you as many times as I want in one night, you are not allowed to wash until 9 AM the following morning.
>You impregnate her and she has the child
>You now have to either spend a good chunk of money raising the kid, or sacrifice 20% of your yearly income for child support
>*Intro music plays*
> Next in the tank is a way to bring a little shit to your post
> Anon: Hi Sharks, I'm anon from Cinemaphile. I'm asking for 6 chicken tendies for 25% of my company, Cinemaphile.
> *All the Sharks write something in their notebook except for Daymond who is illiterate.*
> Anon: Sharks, if you're like me, you love to shitpost. Whether it's celebs, cooming, cunnies or all three at once (ha-ha!), you can count on me to make fun of jannies and trannies. So who's ready to revolutionize imageboards and get these dubs with me?
> Kevin: I'm something of a connoisseur of dicky so I know a lot about the industry and I think I can help you out. I'll give you a loan of 6 chicken tendies at 600% interest and I want a royalty of one chicken mcnugget anytime someone baneposts.
> Mark: *Scoffs at Kevin's offer* Listen Anon, I'm the only billionaire here so I'll make it simple for you. I'll give you the 6 chicken tendies for 33% of your company but you had to say yes when I first starting speaking this sentence and for that reason, I'm out.
> Robert: I like you Anon and I desperately need a friend. But I don't see 6 chicken tendies lasting long enough for this business. So I'll give you 6 chicken tendies for the 25% and $10 million for a hug.
> Barbara: The product and the presentation is great but I'll tell you something: I mistrust you as a human being. Your presentation was just too slick and mistrustful. So I'm out.
> Kevin: You know, there's only one Fuhrer Wonderful and I've just been waiting here with my exceptional offer and I've had it. You blew it, Anon! I'm out.
> Robert: I'll do the 6 chicken tendies and $10 million for just some eye contact and a kind word.
> *Outro music plays. Cut to Anon in the hallway.*
> Anon: I'm really sad that I couldn't get a deal with any of the sharks but I know Cinemaphile will be a great success and I'm going to keep working hard towards my dreams!
>> Mark: *Scoffs at Kevin's offer* Listen Anon, I'm the only billionaire here so I'll make it simple for you. I'll give you the 6 chicken tendies for 33% of your company but you had to say yes when I first starting speaking this sentence and for that reason, I'm out.
I'll give you 50%, but I've got to suck 'em. And it has to be on film, so I have the rights to jerk to it in perpetuity.