>I'll sick your cock for a thousand dollars

>I'll sick your wiener for a thousand dollars
Who the frick would pay 1k for a blowjob? It doesn't even feel that good

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends how much money I had tbh. If I was rich then sure I'd do it. 1000 dollars is like a penny for rich people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True rich people are stingy as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this has to be a bot thread, seen this exact same op and exact same reply not too long ago
      or people are just that artistic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They call me Picasso

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had the same thought tbh
        The again this website is basically an online insane asylum so I'm not surprised

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most post on Cinemaphile are, or shillposters that follow some agenda

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1k for herpes

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really never got blowjobs and once I got sexually active I had them and the novelty wore off quick. I suppose its because so many guys are bumping uglies? Its great for fat ugly women but if im with a hot girl idk about you but I want to be on her and in her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are medications that you can take specifically to eliminate the male libido. Some men who take it report that they've never felt so free in their entire lives, and getting rid of their sex drives have enriched their lives, ambitions, peace, and sense of self.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >self imposed cuck pills

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Bro, just chemically castrate yourself and you will be free, bro!"
        I hope pfizer is at least paying you to post that shit, subhuman Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rather be a Black person than a coombrain

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he even admits it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"If you don't castrate urself ur le coombrain"
            No. Being a normal man with desires and attraction to the opposite sex is not being a "coombrain", you stupid castrated Black person golem

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The correct term for chemical castration is "puberty blockers". it's literally the same (Lupron)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off, rabbi. The day of the rope is coming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dude just chemically castrate yourself
        lmao no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yiddish child raping hands typed this

        i denounce the talmud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What fricking bizarre psy op are you a part of?
        Suicide rate among men who lose their penis in war or trans operation is through the roof highest in the world

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know what other method eliminates male libido? Having sex. You should try it sometime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This happens eventually naturally. Just get to be 40. Then, it's over.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like 29

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Low t
            Go for a walk fat ass

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm 150lbs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Anorexic
                Go lift some weights little guy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you have no sex drive at 29. That's extremely unnatural

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not getting any to begin with lol. Why does it matter if I have one or not?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My condolences

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, it's more like a blessing in disguise
                Now I can focus more time on shitposting instead of fapping

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only if you don't take care of yourself and believe this nonsense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or just chemically castrate yourself.
          or maybe just cut off your balls.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Snip the nuts
            And you get the added benefit that you'll live longer like the enuchs did!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blowjobs are more degrading than sex. If you get off on that sort of thing blowjobs are great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be the same but my gf genuinely loves sucking my dick and I tell her exactly what to do and over the years she's gotten good at it (never enjoyed blowjobs before and never ejaculated from one) to the point that last week she started sucking me off when I was sat around reading and it felt like my soul was leaving my body via my penis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay sir

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never enjoyed blowjobs before and never ejaculated from one
        You might be gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, because gay guys would never give each other blowjobs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell are you talking about anon blowjobs are awesome, but by the sounds of it you'd probably prefer them more if you were giving them to men?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good blowjobs are amazing, better than actual sex imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, plus it feels better to be in charge. Blowjob enjoyers are probably lazy and low T.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How am I not in charge when I'm slapping/choking her + slapping my dick on her forehead? While simultaneously insulting her and giving her instructions to follow?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She can bite your wiener off at any point. You're in the vulnerable position

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She could bite, while I have the ability to cave her head in retaliation. Wholesome arrangement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's to lube up your dick so it goes in easier and quicker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't though, she sucks of all your lubrication

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesnt come at all to some good ol man ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It doesn't even feel that good
      You have to be man enough to tell them what to do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It only feels good if you have a girl who knows how to do it right, or you trained her to suck you often. Most girls who blew me in the past, even a few prostitutes, weren't skilled enough to get me off. My current girl sucks me like a vaccum cleaner; her cheeks suck inwards and she really knows how to pump my wiener with her mouth, like a baby calf suckling for milk. You really have to train and break in a girl otherwise it's just not the same. I even trained my girl to swallow my loads, by busting in her mouth without warning her the first time, which led to her accidently swallowing a little. After that she began swallowing me over and over to practice from then on. And now I always have her open her mouth after loading it up, so she can show what she's got. Then she has to flick it around with her tongue until I order her to swallow. Afterwords I make her suck my dick to ensure she got everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how would your mother feel if she knew you type that stuff for all to see?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you think he learned such ways?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude frick off you smelly Indian moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best BJs I've ever gotten were from women who genuinely enjoyed sucking dick. You either gotta find a girl like that (kind of a red flag, honestly) or train her to want to slob on your knob. Eating pussy is the same, you can get really good at it with practice and if you can consistently make a woman cum she will be a bit more loyal to you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All you have to do to make a girl loyal, is get to frick her and take a long time. I went to the website HIMS about 2 years ago and got myself an online perscription for generic viagra. Pop one of those babies a few hours before, while you're eating some food and drinking plenty of water(an antacid tablet helps as well, because viagra causes heartburn sometimes), and you'll get a monster erection like you've never seen or had before(a porno kind). It'll keep you hard easy, even doing strenuous positions. Frick her after taking your boner pill, and take it slow, trying to stop and edge for as long as possible while you look her in the eyes. Tell her she belongs to you and other possessive shit, and how you're going to inseminate her and make her raise your baby. The best thing to do is also creampie her during this, while maintaining eye contact. For the next several days after this, she'll never leave you alone and be obsessed with you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blow jobs are overrated. Nothing better than cooming inside a girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is a girl wants to do it when your not ready like if you just peed or have fuzz from underwear or something it might not taste good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oral isn't supposed to taste good homie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah facefricking is great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        especially when you do it with a troony untill he chokes to death, and then you dispose his corpse on a filthy river

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if that happens you can put on make up and a cute dress and pretend to be a pretty feminine girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will if I can frick you first, deal?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks hun, I don't hang with hores

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would she even pay him anything at all? Most guys would let her do it for free

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Trump pay a crazy amount of money to frick a gross bimbo? Spend enough time around rich people and you'll find someone willing to pay 1k for a blowjob. High class hookers are expensive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he paid to shut her up when he was running for president. He left a paper trail. He got away with it to this day. It's not really the same as paying for sex.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't Trump pay a crazy amount of money to frick a gross bimbo? Spend enough time around rich people and you'll find someone willing to pay 1k for a blowjob. High class hookers are expensive

        She has to pay the 300k back. She's a moronic hoe so she will never scrounge the money, but she had clout for a few months. Like Avenatti, that moronic homosexual. Or Blasey Ford. Or Mueller. Or that aid that said trumo broke through bulletproof glass to choke his driver. etc etcetc.

        Again, it's hilarious when you remember all the fricking moron the media pushed to hurt him, and how they all ended up after their grift fell apart. moronic georgian ho is next.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prostitutes in Germany were charging like fiddy euro's for a BJ and a hundy for half in half back in the day. That was pretty reasonable. 1k is moron tier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get one in America for $20 if it's a crack head. Got one for a dime bag of coke once but she couldn't get me hard.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she wanted to pay him 1000 for a dick sucking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the joke, it's supposed to sound like she wants to pay him for it, but in fact she meant she wanted HIM to pay but she's just too stupid to get her meaning across

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your gf gives bad head?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gf?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't even feel that good
    I've never cum harder than when my ex gf used to suck me off like a pro, granted she had a lot of practice because she sucked my dick almost every time we got together so she knew exactly how to work it, but I actually feel sorry for guys who've never gotten a blowjob from a cute girl, it's one of the best things in life. Still not worth $1000 but how dare you say it doesn't even feel that good

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israeli movie
    prostitute is blonde
    Every time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >prostitute is blonde
      just like irl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha yes! We rule the World (and Hollywood)

      this guy gets it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The israeli mind truly is a terrifyingly complex weapon

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I love pussy but I've never came from a blowjob.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your dick is too desensitized. if a warm, wet, soft mouth cant make you cum, you have a problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A warm wet pussy works though and I've been in some loose pussy I don't mean to brag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. never got a girl wet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BJ's are kinda mid

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't they called suckjobs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Formerly Sucks

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP has a circumcised penis
    LMFAO

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a trick thread for tricking you into outing yourself as being circumcised

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not and i find blowjobs to be mediocre.

      even when it's good just getting pussy wet is infinitely better. also anal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anal
        My gf wants to do it but i'm not sure about it. Is it actually good or is it just degenerate Black person shit?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anal is fricking shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the ass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CARLOS!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's good but not that good, definitely feels different. careful not to go too fast otherwise there'll be blood on your dick.
          also there's tons of prep involved if you want it to be as clean as it can be.
          personally i'd just stick to sucking ass unless you have someone that really enjoys being anally penetrated (hint: not most girls).
          best sex i ever had was with a mtf that started transitioning by her 16th birthday - loved pushing herself to the point of hurt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Got it, so it's for mentally ill degenerate lowlife

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, if you want the best go for males that feel inadequate otherwise stick with pussy.
              remember that no butthole will ever get wet on your dick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sucking ass
            >best sex i ever had was with a mtf that started transitioning by her 16th birthday - loved pushing herself to the point of hurt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >herself
            Having fricked a few trannies my-degenerate-self, anon, even I know I was fricking a guy. No amount of imagining hot futanari hentai changed the fact that this was a male I was sticking my dick into (and this was a rare "passing" MTF). After he cried in pain and I lost my erection, we just kinda decided to never see each other again. I will live with the shame until I die, but don't sugarcoat it by using the wrong pronouns: you fricked a guy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i don't have a problem with this. call it whatever you want. he looked prettier than any girl i've been with so it feels natural. behaved like one too and took every inch like a champ.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, plus it feels better to be in charge. Blowjob enjoyers are probably lazy and low T.

        BJ's are kinda mid

        Bros I love pussy but I've never came from a blowjob.

        Only tiny 7 inch dicklets will think this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That makes not an iota of sense unless you are a virgin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          blowjobs are for manlets who need their women to be on her knees for him to feel tall and in charge

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >blowjobs are for manlets who need their women to be on her knees for him to feel tall and in charge
            Only virgins who never lied in bed and enjoyed a blowjob before some cowgirl action from his girl would say something that lame

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t. 5'8"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Noooo! M-muh height"
                We get it, you're ugly

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one entire Biden Buck
    For a thousand bucks I’d better get a cream pie video made in public.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't even feel that good
    virgin alert

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree most bjs I had are not as good as p into the v sex

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best BJ I've ever gotten was from a black escort. We agreed on $350 for an hour of service. Her oral technique was so good that I busted down her throat within 5 minutes. She managed to deepthroat me (I'm only like 5" on a good day) and actually used the back of her throat to stimulate my glans. Getting stimulated at the base of my shaft from her lips, underneath the shaft from her tongue and her literal pharynx wrapping around the head made me cum harder than I ever have before for a blowjob before or since. I never saw her again because she said "only one pop and we're done" despite negotiating with her for the hour of full service, so I was pissed off for the rest of the evening. Still, a very good BJ is possible, OP, is what my point was. But I definitely agree that no BJ is worth $1000, as mine definitely wasn't worth $350. Probably $100 at most considering how excellent she was at it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you really gotta give into it to suck a dick well.
      bet most attractive white girls can't give a decent BJ (am yet to frick a darkie).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't do it. There's almost a 50/50 chance she has some kind of STI, even if you're wearing protection. I don't frick escorts nearly as much anymore, but I swore off all black women for that reason (and the fact that almost every single one has gypped me in some way).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying to get me back into the devil's hobby. I'm done with that shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I cut down on escorts/Asian Massage Parlors a lot since the beginning of the year, both as a soul cleanser and a financial cleanser. It can get addicting after a while and definitely has prevented me from pursuing meaningful relationships with women just because I knew it was easier to just get my nut off by paying a chick to play with my dick for an hour or two. I have had some pretty great memories from it though, but I'd trade them all for one loyal woman.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she had no idea the camera was rolling..

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many normalgays on here now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normalgays
      because a few of us had sex? really that hard for you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >had sex
        That's what a normalgay is, silly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lemme guess, you habitually post in one of the daily chris watts threads

        get your shit together and get with a women already.

        The exact response a normalgay would have, how predictable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lemme guess, you habitually post in one of the daily chris watts threads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I only come on here like once a week now and those threads never interested me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Complaining about Watts posting

        You need to go back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get your shit together and get with a women already.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying to make my life better, not make it worse then it already is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It took me 29 years, you can do it too!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because deep down they know weirdos are more interesting people, so they deliberately come here.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, a thread of incels who had sex once or twice many years ago having in-depth discussions about sexual activities.

    This'll be a good read, my cringe folder won't be going hungry tonight.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is awesome and this thread is only about normie shit, frick this board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it where

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't even feel that good
    nutting in a girls mouth as she sucks it out feels better than nutting in a pussy, hands down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh no cap fammin on g

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO CIRCUMCISED AMERICAN DETECTED

    YOURE MUTILATED
    BY israeliteS
    AND YOU ENJOY IT
    HAHAHHAHAHA

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay $1k for a Fellucia Blow beej.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the greatest reaction in the history of cinema. Bravo, Philip Seymour Hoffman, bravo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the greatest reaction in the history of cinema. Bravo, Philip Seymour Hoffman, bravo.

      >100 bucks if he wants to watch.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sucked off my cousin when we were both twelve and he came in my mouth while feeling my breasts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The exact kind of woman I'd expect to post on Cinemaphile. You know the rules, show us the breasts your cousin felt up.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who the frick would pay 1k for a blowjob?
    I dunno, but if she's paying to do it I'm not going to say no.
    >It doesn't even feel that good
    I'm sorry you've never had a good blowjob. Good blowjobs are literally better than veganal sex.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1k for a yearly subscription of wienersucking would be worth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1K per Month maybe?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1k a month unlimited anal and you have a deal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Deaaaaaaaalllll!!!!!!!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm circumcised and I love blowjobs, so that theory is moronic.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny how you need to come to an anonymous website to feel special about something as common as having sexual experiences.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people talk like that about sex in real life or is it just virgin larp? i thought it was supposed to be an intimate stuff, what's the point of saying weird unpolite stuff publicly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Varies from culture to culture, person to person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some of it is larp, some of it is guys who only ever had sex with uninvolved prostitutes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People say this, but I've gotten a blowjob that was all toothy and literally left chafe marks on my dick that hurt for 2 days. She wasn't willing to frick, and I felt like it would be mean to tell her to stop and just give me a handjob.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adults talk about adult stuff sometimes anon. Are you telling me you never talked with your friends in high school about busting nuts or getting with chicks?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >High schoolers
        >Adults

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Adults talk about adult stuff
        adults know when subtlety is well fit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays lack shame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In public, not necessarily (although alcohol involvement can cause less inhibitions), but in a heart to heart with friends it comes up every now and then. Part of a fulfilling romantic relationship is a mutually good sex life and most friends will be happy to hear that their bro is doing well. Funny enough, in my experience, women tend to overshare sex stuff way too much when they're comfortable with you, whereas guys actually won't kiss and tell if the girl they fricked is close to the friends group. If you have a girlfriend/wife, she WILL discuss your sex life with her mother, aunts and girlfriends and they will compare you to every other man they've been with. Men are uncomfortable talking about their sex lives with their significant others within the family or friends group (at least beyond saying "yeah, it's nice") to other men within the family/friends group, but women have absolutely no problem sharing extremely intimate gory details with each other.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Used to have a group of friends where the daughter would tell her mom that her and her husbands sex life wasn't good and he had a small penis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but in a heart to heart with friends it comes up every now and then
        Me and my best friend of two decades have never once talked about how his sex life with his wife is doing.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good blowjobs are hard to come by. Definitely need the right girl and they are either amazing or meh. Yes, blowjobs are best by fat girls, but find a hottie who is willing to love you and get lucky.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was great!

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can people enjoy this while knowing that you're in a vulnerable position where the girl can bite your wiener off at anytime? Seems like only dommymommy gays would be into this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not understanding why people enjoy blowjobs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Feeling good does not outweigh the fact that she can bite your wiener off whenever she wants.

        Yes. The best part of a blowjob is knowing that my penismay be bitten off at any moment..

        Doesn't matter how good it feels. You're still leaving yourself vulnerable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno whos giving you blowjobs man..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This your gf, bro?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She cute

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you the same person who still wears a covid mask everywhere?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The best part of a blowjob is knowing that my penismay be bitten off at any moment..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro how could anyone be in a kitchen with someone else when they could just get a knife and stab you anytime
      How could you get in a car you're not driving when the driver could just crash the car and kill you anytime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you just stay a shut-in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Its more like
        >How can you let a person put a knife against your neck
        I dont

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could react to those situations and stop them from occuring. If your wiener is in her mouth you are at her mercy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing you've never been in a plane then?
          We put our lives in other people's hands all the time, either knowingly or unknowingly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even so, it definitely puts the man in the nost submissive/vulerable position he can be in. You're not "dominating" her at all

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I usually sit on top of the women while she's lying down and rub my wiener/balls all over her face
              I also grab her head and control the speed of the sucking

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And she could bite it right off whenever she feels like it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this thread is so fricked lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i would say it is quite boring, tbh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then leave?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't receive orders from npcs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get the frick out of my thread Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your thread is a load of putrid shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well it's still up so the jannies think it's good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't matter, i shit on your thread.
                i just took a willd, hot, stinking shit right on your precious thread

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How difficult is this to understand? Getting your dick sucked is relaxing and fun.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You people are morons. The reason a woman does not bite your wiener off while blowing you is simple game theory. Mutually assured destruction. Biting your wiener off would send you into a rage resulting in her death or at the very least a severe beating. If you think about it, it's really a perfect symbiosis. I won't try anything you don't like so you don't bite my wiener off, and you won't bite my wiener off because of the consequences.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first 2 minutes of a blowjob is heavenly. Then it stops feeling like anything unless they really know to change it up and use their hands. I prefer a vegana. I control the pace, variation and depth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The first 2 minutes of a blowjob is heavenly.
      And then you cum.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I only cum from bj's if I haven't cum for 2-4 days prior, and even then they gotta work for it. Handjobs, and missionary position are my cumming positions. Those 2 are my favorite.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never cum from a handjob in my life.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of sex is jerking off to the memory of it later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are some of the best jerkoffs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is feeling the tight walls of that warm tight vegana hugging your wiener and thinking there no way Im pulling out before I nut cuz it feels so good. I literally don't understand why anyone would want to pull out and cum in her face like in porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the economy

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP never had a real blow job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't either. Hippos do it beat

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blowjob feels better than a pussy/your hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The proof is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader. Go and get em tiger

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright, give me the 1000 first.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guess who

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Head is my kryptonite. Nothing better than watch a cute girl devote her time to sucking you off, literally the best feeling in the world. Pussy is good but too good I nut way too fast to enjoy it except for the time I got catfished and lasted 15 minutes. It was like a full body experience rather than just the head of my dick, never felt anything like that since.

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