>i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

>i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He treat objects like women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show me the money.

      zimbabwean dollars?

      You need more than a grand to suck my cock, whore.

      (You)

      i'll give you ten bux

      Good posts

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the money.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zimbabwean dollars?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need more than a grand to suck my cock, whore.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't got any (you)s on my posts today and I thought they were pretty good ones too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're alright anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those days are the worst. Here, have a second one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, you'll get 'em tomorrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know that feel anon, keep your head up, today will be a good day for shitposts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crying Kevin Smith looks like Sam Elliot if he was on a soi and tofu diet for all of his life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll suck your cock for a mid-credit scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eeeyyyy
      Eeeeuyyuuuuuyyyyy
      Here's the kid I've been telling yous about!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mistake to begin with was making good posts. just make some dumb political posts on either side of the spectrum and watch retarded 4chancels howl and shreek in response
      it's the only way to be sure

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Among my favourites is to go into rap and r&b threads on Cinemaphile and imply that there's something wrong with (you) for being white and enjoying those music genres. Always gets a few bites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you4you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      which movie is this from? I'm asking for a friend

      This is how you win on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      happens to the best of us, keep your head up king

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not getting (you)s feels bad, but being the final post in a thread is truly the worst feel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, unless you want the last word.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well you ain't getting the last word

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want the last word.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So I'll have the last word

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're welcome to it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're welcome.

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                all me btw

                You lie!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well you ain't getting the last word

          I don't want the last word.

          So I'll have the last word

          You're welcome to it.

          Thank you

          all me btw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            still gay tho

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll give you ten bux

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which movie is this from? I'm asking for a friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Small Lebowitz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bowling for columbine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A fistful of Dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apocalypse Now featuring Walter Sobchak.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Titanic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Meyerowitz Stories

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stranger in the Alps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Lebowski
      xD jk i dunno

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fight Club

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the big le epic bowsneed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bowling Club

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black Panther 2: The Colonies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Short

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Dude Where's my Car?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How to be a Serial Killer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Problem Bowling 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up, Donny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      squid games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      darude sandstorm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're out of your element.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Monger: Origins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The big heat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Civilization 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Piss Rug

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am the walrus

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't no woman worth more than 400$, sugar baby websites prove this.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is being a nihilist based or cringe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe without a doubt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking nihilists, worse than Nazis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least it’s an ethos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine if you're one of those happy nihilists.
      People who brood are giant fags.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe. Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, at least it's an ethos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they kill themselves immediately it's quite impressive otherwise it's disingenuous and a self delusion. Although I guess there's a little middle ground with hedonism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is space for both in nihilism but if someone calls themself a nihilist they are probably cringe

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sure i could use a grand

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you dont look like you have a thousand dollars, she me the money first

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suck our cocks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the dude's rug, whatever happened there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tell you what happened! This piece of shit's moron pissed on it without any provocation whatsoever!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So much better with sound (reminder WHY can't we have webms with sound on this goddamn board)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronmoot is gnomish.
      That's why.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronmoot is gnomish.
      That's why.

      moot had a very explicit dislike of /misc/
      Keep in mind that this wasn't a very popular board until 2014 or something. There was a time when this place was like 60% lesbians making waifu threads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't know, I'm a total newfag, only been here since 2020. Just fucking find it odd that a board discussing a media to which sound is pretty important doesn't let you upload video with sound.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wouldn't know, I'm a total newfag, only been here since 2020
          go back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is the televideo board so you get VIDEO
          you want sound, go find a soundboard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >soundboard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for a long time, tv was the second fastest board on Cinemaphile. it has always been close behind /b/ and 4chan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way, historically it's been
          >b
          >v
          >MASSIVE POWER GAP
          >a
          and then maybe tv or mu or even gif

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all the boards above /misc/ are merely containment boards for retards tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because this place isn't fucking tiktok. if you want sound videos go scroll on twitter or youtube shorts or some shit.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll suck your fuck for 1000 seeds

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They took this from you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares Danni

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was so hot in scrubs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her life was in our hands

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

    What did she mean by this?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll let you do it for 500

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll suck my own cock, and you can watch for $1000 dollars.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this with my gf a week before my 21st birthday and on the day of I woke up and she'd made me a white russiansand bought me a bathrobe and shades.
    Women can be pretty neat sometimes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was passive-aggressively implying you should get a job, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe and kosher

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could you do $350? I got to make money back on this. I'll call my blowjob guy

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flash: Selling toes 130gp ea
    wave: Toes with nail polish 200gp ea

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whores asking for more now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that eyeball peak like fucking ju-on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that were me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck is Stav

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It pisses me off that I would do the same at his place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of visible vagina for a blue board.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give you $20 if you let me go ass to mouth.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was hilarious how she thought she was worth a grand

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll suck your cock for one thousand a dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll cuck your sock for one thousand dollars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck, it's that zip Furio.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inflation has gotten so bad that this isn't even that bad for a bj the'se days
    hold me bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Four cosmos and an appetizer at Applebee's and you can get sloppy head from some divorced soccer mom.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    annnd ACTION!

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno why /misc/ hates the big lebowski, it's a great movie and i rewatch it every few months

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're contrarian and think its "reddit", but secretly they love it just like any person with a soul would.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        GGGOOOOD EVENING, Boils and ghouls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy SHIT is this seriously what drugs can do to you? What the FUCK happened

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT massively gay anons flirting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You fuck, I was offered the last word

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