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>i'll suck your wiener for a thousand dollars

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He treat objects like women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Show me the money.

      zimbabwean dollars?

      You need more than a grand to suck my wiener, prostitute.

      (You)

      i'll give you ten bux

      Good posts

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the money.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zimbabwean dollars?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need more than a grand to suck my wiener, prostitute.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't got any (you)s on my posts today and I thought they were pretty good ones too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're alright anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those days are the worst. Here, have a second one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, you'll get 'em tomorrow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i know that feel anon, keep your head up, today will be a good day for shitposts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Crying Kevin Smith looks like Sam Elliot if he was on a soi and tofu diet for all of his life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll suck your wiener for a mid-credit scene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eeeyyyy
      Eeeeuyyuuuuuyyyyy
      Here's the kid I've been telling yous about!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your mistake to begin with was making good posts. just make some dumb political posts on either side of the spectrum and watch moronic /misc/cels howl and shreek in response
      it's the only way to be sure

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Among my favourites is to go into rap and r&b threads on Cinemaphile and imply that there's something wrong with (you) for being white and enjoying those music genres. Always gets a few bites

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you4you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      See

      which movie is this from? I'm asking for a friend

      This is how you win on Cinemaphile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      happens to the best of us, keep your head up king

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not getting (you)s feels bad, but being the final post in a thread is truly the worst feel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        True, unless you want the last word.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well you ain't getting the last word

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want the last word.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So I'll have the last word

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're welcome to it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're welcome.

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                all me btw

                You lie!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well you ain't getting the last word

          I don't want the last word.

          So I'll have the last word

          You're welcome to it.

          Thank you

          all me btw

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            still gay tho

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'll give you ten bux

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    which movie is this from? I'm asking for a friend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Small Lebowitz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bowling for columbine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A fistful of Dollars

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Apocalypse Now featuring Walter Sobchak.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Titanic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Meyerowitz Stories

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stranger in the Alps

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Lebowski
      xD jk i dunno

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fight Club

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the big le epic bowsneed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bowling Club

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black Panther 2: The Colonies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Short

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Dude Where's my Car?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How to be a Serial Killer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Problem Bowling 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, Donny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      squid games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      darude sandstorm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're out of your element.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Monger: Origins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The big heat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Civilization 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Piss Rug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am the walrus

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't no woman worth more than 400$, sugar baby websites prove this.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is being a nihilist based or cringe?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe without a doubt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking nihilists, worse than Nazis.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At least it’s an ethos.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine if you're one of those happy nihilists.
      People who brood are giant gays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe. Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism, at least it's an ethos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if they kill themselves immediately it's quite impressive otherwise it's disingenuous and a self delusion. Although I guess there's a little middle ground with hedonism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is space for both in nihilism but if someone calls themself a nihilist they are probably cringe

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sure i could use a grand

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you dont look like you have a thousand dollars, she me the money first

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suck our wieners?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And the dude's rug, whatever happened there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tell you what happened! This piece of shit's asiatic pissed on it without any provocation whatsoever!

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So much better with sound (reminder WHY can't we have webms with sound on this goddamn board)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      asiaticmoot is israeli.
      That's why.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      asiaticmoot is israeli.
      That's why.

      moot had a very explicit dislike of Cinemaphile
      Keep in mind that this wasn't a very popular board until 2014 or something. There was a time when this place was like 60% lesbians making waifu threads.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't know, I'm a total newbie, only been here since 2020. Just fricking find it odd that a board discussing a media to which sound is pretty important doesn't let you upload video with sound.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Wouldn't know, I'm a total newbie, only been here since 2020
          go back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is the televideo board so you get VIDEO
          you want sound, go find a soundboard

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >soundboard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for a long time, tv was the second fastest board on Cinemaphile. it has always been close behind /b/ and /misc/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No way, historically it's been
          >b
          >v
          >MASSIVE POWER GAP
          >a
          and then maybe tv or mu or even gif

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            all the boards above Cinemaphile are merely containment boards for morons tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because this place isn't fricking tiktok. if you want sound videos go scroll on twitter or youtube shorts or some shit.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll suck your frick for 1000 seeds

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They took this from you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares Danni

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she was so hot in scrubs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      her life was in our hands

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i'll suck your wiener for a thousand dollars

    What did she mean by this?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll let you do it for 500

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll suck my own wiener, and you can watch for $1000 dollars.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this with my gf a week before my 21st birthday and on the day of I woke up and she'd made me a white russiansand bought me a bathrobe and shades.
    Women can be pretty neat sometimes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she was passive-aggressively implying you should get a job, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cringe and kosher

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could you do $350? I got to make money back on this. I'll call my blowjob guy

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i'll suck your wiener for a thousand dollars

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    flash: Selling toes 130gp ea
    wave: Toes with nail polish 200gp ea

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    prostitutes asking for more now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that eyeball peak like fricking ju-on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that were me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is Stav

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It pisses me off that I would do the same at his place

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of visible vegana for a blue board.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give you $20 if you let me go ass to mouth.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was hilarious how she thought she was worth a grand

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll suck your wiener for one thousand a dollars

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll cuck your sock for one thousand dollars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick, it's that zip Furio.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inflation has gotten so bad that this isn't even that bad for a bj the'se days
    hold me bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Four cosmos and an appetizer at Applebee's and you can get sloppy head from some divorced soccer mom.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    annnd ACTION!

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno why Cinemaphile hates the big lebowski, it's a great movie and i rewatch it every few months

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're contrarian and think its "reddit", but secretly they love it just like any person with a soul would.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        GGGOOOOD EVENING, Boils and ghouls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy SHIT is this seriously what drugs can do to you? What the FRICK happened

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT massively gay anons flirting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You frick, I was offered the last word

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