I'm 60% through this shitty ass movie, and every second of it is miserably boring shit. Please tell me it's worth finishing, else I don't think I can.
Also, how in the frick does anyone think this movie is above a 2/10? I beg of you
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btw, is the sister character the girl who played akeela in akeela and the bee? Cuz if so, fricking RIP. She was such a wholesome little nigress back then ;-;
can someone answer this? ;-;
Yes, it's her, but learn2google
Turn it off and watch the black phone instead
I watched both and Nope is a better film. Black Phone is like so... Safe. It's ok for a single view.
no thanks ethan, black phone was anus
>Turn it off and watch Sicario instead
You still get this ugly Black person but a good movie.
I'm watching at 4x speed, and I still regret it. I wish I could watch at 20x speed and still understand this shit, because every second is insanely useless and boring and I couldn't give less of a frick.
holy frick, I got to the end, and I want to kill myself. I have never, ever, ever, in my entire life, seen such a useless fricking movie. Every last person on the planet who shilled this shit deserves to be murdered. And the homie who made it deserves to be murdered too.
I will never watch popular western shit ever again.
Goodbye you homosexuals.
you should have stopped at least halfway through if you didn't like it that much, there's not a single movie that if you don't like it halfway you'll start liking by the end of it
The entire world shilled the frick out of it, so I was hoping that the ending would do something insane that would change my life and my entire view of the movie.
No. After 15% of the movie happens, the remaining 85% is exactly as you would predict, and is 99% less entertaining than your average episode of Dexter's Labratory. Honestly, I feel like showing this movie to Kim Jong Un so that he immediately nukes LA.
I never seen anyone shill it outside of Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile itself is split on it.
All the normies were literally screaming "MUH HECKIN JORDAN PEEELE. OMG I'M GONNA COOOOM, I LOVE Black folk SO MUCH~~~~~~". What really drove me over the edge was the Hideo Kojima talked about it. But I was surprised at how absolutely utterly terrible this movie was. Like...please, I beg you, even if you have to lie: tell me this has a 20% on rotten tomatoes or metacritic or something. I would rather watch any episode of dora the explorer over this utterly useless boring shit.
I will say that the only, ONLY even remotely okay part of the movie was the beginning, where the autistic MC had to deal with homosexual normies who didn't GAF about his heckin horses.
>What really drove me over the edge was the Hideo Kojima talked about it
It's not his fault that you still hold him in high regard, despite being as much of a hack as Peele.
Kojima likes literally everything.
Also I myself thought the film was good, didn't find it boring at all. Using two parallel storylines to establish the theme was cool and I liked the genre switch from a normal mystery-horror to a monster movie (delivering on the action - spectacle part in the last 20 minutes). I also liked the visuals. But again, most people around me found the film boring or confusing, and I am talking about the normies. You might just be surrounded by Peele fans. The only film of his everyone seemed to like (except Cinemaphile because it's about wypypo bad) is Get Out.
You sound like a complete schizo that's trying to justify wasting over 2 hours on the most useless piece of shit that has zero narrative value.
I can literally summarize the entire story in one sentence:
"autistic Black person tries to film UFO's because there's nothing left in his life"
The film doesn't go even one inch beyond that single sentence. If you enjoyed that film, I beg you: consider watching something actually good, I beg you.
i don't view movies as just stories
Let me guess, you unironically watch 3-hour "video essays" on youtube and think they're actually saying something?
no, i watch movies
Why are you so mad at someone just because they enjoyed something you didnt, to the point where you'te trying to paint him as some strawman you can hate? Can you not cope with the fact that some people might derive different experiences from things, due to a multitude of aspects that form their personality? Also stop avatargayging with reaction pictures from mediocre JRPGs.
Kojima is a hack, you fricking moron. All the good shit from Metal Gear Solid was made by Fukushima. Kojima is the moron that almost killed Konami if it wasn't for the Pachinko division.
I also consider Kojima a hack. But the fact is that I basically like everything he's put out, so I give his opinion at least some weight. Like, if it weren't for him and Death Stranding, I would've never discovered that dope-ass icelandic band. So I try to give him some credit, at least.
>Hideo Kojima
>good taste in movies
kys
I tried giving him a chance. Because while he is a hack, he does occasionally have god-like taste. E.g. the opening song from Death Stranding is this indie Iceland band that he discovered:
>he does occasionally have god-like taste
not in movies.
Literally everyone said it's just ok.
That was the only part I found creepy. And it lasted about 30 seconds.
Good riddance, troon
that’s not true, i didn’t care for bodies bodies bodies while i was watching it but the last 5 minutes or so made the whole movie work in retrospect
i saw that film, the ending joke is funny but the movie is still mediocre because the direction is not particulary interesting nor the other jokes are very funny
it wasn't bad but i can't say i liked it
uh oh someone fell for glowie bait
I started liking Eyes Wide Shut like 10 years after finishing it.
something can grow on you with time but if i was so annoyed and angry halfway through something i might as well would've stopped watching
Do you expect a philosophical thesis from every film? Love is an obvious theme. Does that make films about love bad? It's not about how le deep the point is. I just liked the way it was shown in the film.
>Do you expect a philosophical thesis from every film
of course not. I was just saying that the narrative/story/film itself was boring useless shit garbage. So I was wondering if there was some higher-order allegory or something I was missing that was supposed to elevate it. But apparently not. Meaning that the film is just complete garbage on every merit. Anyways, see
There's character development, the main characters gradually start bonding as brother and sister while at the very start there was serious deistance between them.
I didn't find it boring at all. Peele managed to create a decent creepy, uncanny atmosphere and a sense of mystery. The Star Lasso scene is a cool reveal. The blood on the house scene was entertaining. The action with the Jean Jacket was cool. I like the design and the idea of a giant creature flying around eating people. It's design also implies that these creatures were on Earth at least from the 40s (since they look like a stereotypical UFO - an image burned into popculture since the middle of 20th century, so it's either a coincedence or people encountered those things before with government covering it up - which is most likely, the TMZ guy does mention the ranch being blurred out on maps).
I see most people didn't get interested in those things and other details. And people also usually don't care about the visual element that much, but I thought Peele found an excellent style for his type of weird-horror. With the fast panning shots and unrealistic, otherwordly coloring and lighting (all the dark reds in Us and the alien blue colors in Nope). And it's fine. But you're seething like a teenager because you fell for the hype. If you're so easily annoyed you really should try to look better into shit you're about to watch.
>If you're so easily annoyed you really should try to look better into shit you're about to watch.
if something is genuinely gonna be good, I try to look into it as little as possible, so that I can get full blast.
In anycase, I can understand how schizo's like you are into the film. But just...I literally can't imagine how the average 100 IQ american could give even a single shit about this pathetic excuse for a film. A single episode of General Hospital is more compelling, with stronger narrative/characters <.<.
you don't seem to know what the word schizo means, at least could've called me pretentious or something
Just for you, new-gay, I'll explain it this once. I call you a schizo cuz you're completely divorced from reality and making up some completely unrealistic interpretation of reality to justify your savior Jordan Peele-sama.
Literally Scream 2 from the 90's mogs the shit out of the directing, characters, relationships, development, anrrative, and EVERY FRICKING aspect of Nope. But oh no, you have to convince yourself that the sister going from a niggress at the beginning, to a niggress taking a picture at the end is somehow kino. You have to convince yourself that "OMG JORDAN PEELE PANNED THE CAMERA. I'M HECKING COOMING" justifies watching 2 hours of nothing happening.
You are a schizo that's completely divorced from reality and has forgotten what "entertainment" means.
Consider going to hollywood and asking Jordan Peele to film himself fricking your boi-pussy. I'm sure that'll be the highest form of bliss you'll ever find in life.
and yes, if it's not obvious, your praise is "pretentious" to the umpteenth degree.
I'd still like my question answered though: for the average 100 IQ americans (who aren't pretentious and don't care about the director's camera-work), why in the FRICK do they lose their shit over this film? The average episode of General Hospital is more entertaining
People like films for variety of reasons. I like the way this film is shot and how it's structure relates to it's themes. Not sure what's unrealistic about that. Also I'm not the biggest fan of Peele, Get Out is completely mediocre, Us is just okay at best.
Also also
>gay sex out of nowhere
I can appreciate you just being built different from your every-day homie, and being able to coom from things like a film's direction.
Anyways, if you're down for a recommendation: consider watching Summertime Render. It's not god-like by any means, but it'll definitely frick you up 1000x more than Nope.
Go into it blind, and consider posting your reaction after the first 1 or 2 episodes. I'm curious how people who like Nope would react to something that's actually decently good.
Go watch weeb trash.
to be fair Peele is a weeb, the creature in Nope is in his own words inspidred by Evangelion angels and there's also an Akira reference
>to be fair Peele is a weeb
Yes. Sadly I think all artsy Black folk of the imediate future will be mindless japmedia consumers much like your average teenage Black person.
Are you a young, in his mid-twenties white pedophile, or a soon to be troony freak? You either fit in one of those two categories, so please tell us. I'm curious.
this is the same category
Touché.
Just for you, I'll tell you.
I'm a 28-yo american/indian PhD student at Stanford in Computer Science who's soon to be making 300k at Google and is fluent at 5 different languages. Now cry moar, and consider killing yourself. Your western media is all complete shit, and your IQ isn't even half mine.
Vanilla pajeet pedophile then. I appreciate the courtesy.
why isn't avatargayging a bannable offence
1.) I'm not avatar-gayging. I'm posting anime girls on a chinese-cartoon website. Seethe moar.
2.) avatargayging actually is a bannable offence >.<. I was (WRONGLY) banned for it for making an FFXIV thread on Cinemaphile with the image that everyone always uses to designate those threads. (pic-related).
Anyways, sure, let people enjoy things. But I just want you to know that you have utterly trash taste, and the reason we're gonna get more shit like this is because you pigs support it. I will never forgive america and their abhorrantly shit taste.
You have an attitude of a teenager at the age of 28, it's just sad.
>you're happy and have more money at 28 then I will ever earn in my life
>My life is so worthless that watching a homie chase a UFO for 2 hours with zero narrative is the peak of my enjoyment
I would pity you if you weren't actively part of the problem that supports shit western media.
>peak of my enjoyment
it isn't
>FFXIV
troony confirmed.
You'll move over to boys as well, soon enough. Degenerate behaviour is a slippery slope into further, more varied forms of it.
And besides they'll be easier to coerce than girls, for a brownskin gentleman such as yourself.
Then stop watching and stick to your Bollywood dogshit you dirty fricking street shitter
homie I would take 1 second of bollywood SOUL over all the shitty soulless western shit that's come out in the last 4 years (besides maybe BCS)
I might hate indians more than Black folk after watching that. Have u morons made anything memorable after slumdog? Whole country said “frick it, we got 1 oscar let’s produce nothing but cancer for the next 15 years”
Slumdog Millionare was made by Danny Boyle.
There's good indian cinema but it's not of Bollywood origin.
Satyajit Ray is great.
>made by a white
That explains why it was good
>liking slumdog
slumdog is such utter dogshit, I can't even begin to care about saving you, because you're already lost.
That being said, if you seriously want to watch 1 indian film that will mog everything you've ever seen, consider watching: Mohabbatein (it means "Loves" e.g. the plural of "Love"). Consider diving into it without any spoilers.
>Romance/Musical
Fricking gay. Never recommend anything ever again
>pedophile gay pajeet with zero self-awareness
What did you expect?
Every indian movie has romance, and every indian movie is a "musical" (has music numbers). Even Slum-shit millionaire can be considered the same. Except its musical number was completely shit and had no narrative relevance.
You can also consider watching Aitraaz (meaning Defiance/Denail), a 2000 film about a man who got raped by a woman, and his new lawyer waifu defends him, despite the fact that any woman (especially in those traditional times) would obviously blame the man and think he's lying.
My last recommendation is probably least relevant to you, since it's about a father and a mother, and how their kids frick off and don't give a frick about them even after the father and mother gave everything to raise them well and see that they're happy and well-off in life.
If you have any family values, then consider watching it. It's called Baghban (meaning "Gardener").
I don't like Slumdog which is why I suggested an actually good indian filmmaker.
It's seriously strange how a person who can make Shallow Grave, Trainspotting and Steve Jobs can also make such utter bullshit like Slumdog Millionare and especially Yesterday.
one more, on the house
The only semi creepy part of the film is when that Asian dude's kids break in and pretend to be grey aliens to scare the main guy. It kind of reminds me of Signs.
Yeah man's, that did feel a lot like signs. It's also the moment where I was like "wait, NONONO haha wtf THIS CANT BE REAL" because it just seemed so weird.
Glenn was the best part of the movie. his flashbacks to the sitcom massacre and fistbumping the chimp covered in blood, him knowing about the cloud monster the whole time and using it as an attraction in his theme park. the only kino moments to be found.
Did the gristled cinematographer recite purple people eater like the dolls eyes jaws speech yet?
This is an insanely good flick, you are just a tasteless moron married to chinese cartoons.
Frick off you moronic Black person.
Do you see that cloud?
>browsing Cinemaphile whilst watching the yify rip
How do we purge the planet of Cinemaphilegays bros?
Jean Jacket filters another pleb.
nice dubs.
And help me then: is there some 300 IQ amazing message that I'm missing here? Is the alien supposed to symbolize the id, and MC symbolizes Jesus, or something crazy like that? Or is this film just 2 hours of utter meaningless trash?
It's about how people underestimate the dangers of nature, which happens because of a broader theme fo the film - chase of spectacle. Interest and / or desire of fame / money numbs the fear. Or fear by it's nature is both attractive and repulsive.
...that theme is completely obvious. Tornados/hurricanes are literally fricking half the US every other day. And chasing clout is something half the B-rate films in the last 4 years have been doing. At that point, even shit like cuties will get the point across in a more evocative manner. (P.S.: before you gays sperg out, I haven't watched cuties cuz I don't care for Black folk or 3DPD, but I imagine that's the entire message).
If the film had stayed to its first 10 minutes, and the theme was "pivotal but underrated roles in society (like horse trainer) go completely un-appreciated and will die out as AI takes over. Also, Black folk (like the sister) use their blackness and like-ability as their sole asset to bullshit their way to the top, while hard-working autists (like MC/brother) are doomed", then it might have actually amounted to something. Instead, it was literally just 2 hours of "let's watch Black folk chasing aliens xD", with absolutley ZERO narrative or character development or anything <.<. Who in the FRICK considered funding this? I really want to know. Am I crazy for thinking this way?
>Please tell me it's worth finishing, else I don't think I can.
I wish I would tell you it gets better op, but you and I know the answer is Nope
the only good thing about this shit movie is the alien design, outside of that it's shitty, boring characters doing stupid shit
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The creature is cool but the film sucks ass. Peele is not as smart as he thinks he is.
>Peele is not as smart as he thinks he is.
No shit.