>I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.

>I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants to fight me, all she gotta do is come down to the Club, start some shit, and we'll be in a fight.
Why didn't Beatrix do this?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >assassin
    >trying to fight 1v1
    >be seen by 10000000000000s of people including cams
    >cops eventually
    >taking a shitty joke seriouslyy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's exactly what she did when she fought Lucy Liut.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yakuza gangs operate outside of law and so do their consequences

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's implied both Bill and his brother are multiple tiers above O'Ren Ishii so it's understandable she went for a stealth kill against Budd

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Budd too? What are the official Kill Bill spic power rankings?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bill (Ultra Instinct)
            Kiddo (El Bride)
            Pai Mei (Miyagi Chino)

            Peak Budd (Senor Blonde)
            Driver (Menopauso Blanco)
            O Ren (Chino Perfecteca)
            Copper (Ezposa Cocoa)
            Current Budd (Gordito Blonde)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't Kiddo just plant a bomb or something under his trailer? Why did she crash into his house like a dumbfrick thug?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            she wanted that close up personal kill

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She got wienery and underestimated him. Thought he was just a washed up redneck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this logic
      >in a movie where no fewer than three people have katanas on an international flight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure you could just chuck a sword into the overhead bin prior to 9/11.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          These movies came out years after 911

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is that fricking relevant? The movie has no specified date so it could be weeks, months or years before 9/11

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >These movies came out years after 911
            I remember when The Bride wakes up and looks at a newspaper and cries because she learns about 9/11.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoomer detected

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shit skins ruined this
        Nuke all third world countries NOW RIGHT NOW

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer homosexual wasn't around for the 90s when every flight was packed with katana wielding badasses
        take me back bros

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that cgi is ps2 quality

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what cgi?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what cgi?
        get blind, frickass

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          unprovoked hostility and incoherency? I think you should be around your family more.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think you're around your family too often, get a job

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              take your meds

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              stop taking your meds

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Give me your meds

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could make some side money selling your meds.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you should take a vacation to the Mediterranean

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              yo dude could you hook a brother up with some meds

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I heard you know a thing or two about meds.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you should ingest your psychological medication

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesse,
              we have to cook meds!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Know where I can get the same kind of meds you're on?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Forget your meds they don't help

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mindbroke him
              Good job

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think you're around your family too often, get a job

          brainless moron moron butthole piece of shit idiot

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of tarantulas movies make any sense and the only good thing to come from it was some obscure comedy parody in my native language that nobody else has seen

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?
    >It was priceless.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not with that ugly stupid inscription it isn't.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But she did? She just chose to ambush him in his place where she thought would get him off guard and alone

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She did, but he wasn't working there anymore.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deepest lore. She never saw the updated schedule.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she shouldn't have spent so much time frickin' with her cash.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She feared him more than the others.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I also think she knew she couldn't play that shit the same way she did with o ren. In texas nobody would hesitate to shot her ass if she started swinging her sword in the club. She tries to sneak into budd's in a specially cautious way because she knew he would just blast her with a shotgun. With everybody else she just basically knocks the door

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the only one she couldn't kill.
      The bride fears EL HERMANO.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, because he fights with fricking guns.
      Every other one of her fights she would have lost if her opponent just pulled out a pistol and shot her ass.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        vernita tried that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, because he fights with fricking guns.
        >Every other one of her fights she would have lost if her opponent just pulled out a pistol and shot her ass.
        You mean like the one who hid a pistol inside a cereal box?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would have gotten her if she wasn't such a bad shoot. She had one opportunity and missed it. Beatrix clearly wasn't expecting copper to pull out a gun. If budd didn't feel bad about kiddo he would have shot with real ammo and killed her right there

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If budd didn't feel bad about kiddo
            Budd didn't bury her alive because he felt bad about trying to kill her.
            >This is for breaking my brother's heart.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lol I kicked that Hattori Hanzo sword into the creek

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If she wants to fight me, all she gotta do is come down to the Club, start some shit, and we'll be in a fight.
    I think about this line fairly often

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CFkrzsE.jpg

      >I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants to fight me, all she gotta do is come down to the Club, start some shit, and we'll be in a fight.
      Why didn't Beatrix do this?

      I like to think Bud was actually the best one out of the Viper Squad. Even with being out of the game, still enough of a threat that not even Kiddo would want to face him in a head on fight, resorting to a surprise attack that even then ended up blowing up in her face. Its quite interesting really when it came to random mooks and grunts, you had Kiddo slicing through them no problems. But when actually fighting Bill and Bud, both Kiddo and Driver had to use cheap tactics to kill the men. As oppose to Kiddo going against the three other females in head on fights.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She kills Copperhead with a cheap sneak attack after showing up at her house

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cheap sneak attack

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that whole scene is both of them trying to cheap shot each other, definately not what I'd call a 'head on fight'

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She went straight to her and was alright postponing the fight so her kid wouldn't be around but then copper tried to surprise shot her

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    These movies suck so hard, even more than usual Tarantino slop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le smug contrarion face dot jpg

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he live in a shitty camper tow trailer (not even an RV or a modular home) in the middle of the desert and work at a strip club with 25 year old junkie women and a sleazy manager anyway

    didn't he get paid big bucks for the risk of being an assassin?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He pissed it all away after he retired. Not everyone has O-Ren's drive and ambition

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's about as useful as an butthole right here *points to elbow*

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        *teleports behind you*
        Ready for my smegma?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause he hated himself for what he used to do, and wanted to punish himself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cause he hated himself for what he used to do, and wanted to punish himself
        Snakes on a Plane

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't want to, out of all the killers he felt guilt for his past so he willingly didn't live the good life

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get what the big deal is. Its a victimless "crime".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it's the roommate from Grandma's Boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My name is Sneed, and I’m here to feed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like she was using it. It's just going to waste, laying there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't have real problems so they blow things that are nothing way out of proportion.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        again I ask , WHO would catcall that?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite character in the movie. Micheal Madsen is just pure kino.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see if the zoomer exposes himself as not knowing Quentin wrote the script years earlier and had to wait until Uma had her babby (Maya) to start filming

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would that Japanese mook know where this alcoholic bum was anyways? Why would the Japanese yakuza keep tabs on a overweight bouncer living in the middle of the desert?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was literally his brother

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The hat. That fricking hat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish i were as cool as this guy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take a hit. Be somebody.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't israelite out of paying my comeuppances
    what did he mean by this?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino made one and a half good movies in his existence and should have been stopped after his first two. Hidden truth
    "Samuel L Jackson has NEVER once been in a good film"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbreakable, it's easily Jackson's best performance, Django comes close, although that's not a very good film.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unbreakable, it's easily Jackson's best performance
        "Samuel L Jackson has NEVER once been in a good film" (still true)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Unbreakable, it's easily Jackson's best performanc
        thats true
        too bad it's still fricking awful

        Watch the negotiator, it's pure 90's kino.
        You don't like jurrasic Park?

        >You don't like jurrasic Park?
        he has like 3 lines dipshit
        to be fair it's the ONLY time he acts like a normal guy and not 'le badass making wide eyes at everyone'

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's a bit part but you said he's never been in a good movie anon, not me. Relax dude.
          Also watch the negotiator. It's SLJ and Kevin spacey kino.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kevin spacey
            no

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Missing out bro.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he has like 3 lines dipshit
          You need to DIE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbreakable, it's easily Jackson's best performance, Django comes close, although that's not a very good film.

      >Cause he hated himself for what he used to do, and wanted to punish himself
      Snakes on a Plane

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the negotiator, it's pure 90's kino.
      You don't like jurrasic Park?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been saying this for years
      this anon fricks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Samuel L Jackson has NEVER once been in a good film"
      The dude has been in enough movies for that to be a mathematical impossibility

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, was this Bill?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Its just a killer working for the yakuza.
      He was going to be Oren's quarry in an animated show but it never went anywhere.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He defeated an assassin who beat 88+ sword wielding morons all on her own. He had to be taken out through trickery he was so powerful.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There wasn't really 88 of them, they just thought it sounded cool.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kill Bill is so Kino Bros!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I highly agree.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ripoff of Lady Snowblood

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You DO watch the fan edit, right? Not Tarantinos 2 part mess?

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