Im convinced no one saw this movie

Im convinced no one saw this movie

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i did
    ask me anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did your computer fry up after torrenting it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did as well. I thought it was quite bad. What did you think?

      Why

      Boredom, and my wife wanted to see it for some reason.

      Did your computer fry up after torrenting it?

      Usenet is your friend.

      I did

      it had a few minor historical inaccuracies

      Everything with Rasputin was 100% fact-based.

      My GF loves this franchise so I've seen all of them with her.
      She also really wanted to do anal after the first one which I find disgusting but whatever. There's always a little poop on my dick after which makes me paranoid about STIs (I've had two so far).

      Consider condoms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She hates condoms

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can she really tell the difference when it's in her ass? In the front, raw dog away, but back-door action is best done gloved provided there wasn't a pregame enema.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's more to do with the creampie than how it feels.

            >lies
            You mean poop on her dick?

            I'd enema before getting fricked for sure so that wouldn't be a problem.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The silent trench scene alone was better than most WWI/II movies made in the last 20 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes half of the movie is full kino the other half is shit, still a decent movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Killed by Scottish twat
      >Villain is Scottish twat
      Mathew Vaughn is kino sometimes.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did

    it had a few minor historical inaccuracies

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it and I enjoyed it quite a bit, to me its about on the same level as the first Kingsman movie. Ralph Fiennes made for a surprisingly good action man

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember Ras giving the MC a thigh blow job

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a bit of it, I could deal with the historical inaccuracies and with the cringe dialogue but when it started bombarding me with terrible CGI I couldn't handle it anymore.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit needed to pick a lane. It kept switching between gritty war movie to silly spy thriller so quickly that I got whiplash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's how Britain deals with it's modern history in a nutshell

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My GF loves this franchise so I've seen all of them with her.
    She also really wanted to do anal after the first one which I find disgusting but whatever. There's always a little poop on my dick after which makes me paranoid about STIs (I've had two so far).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lies
      You mean poop on her dick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should consider a home enema beforehand.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it was maybe a 5.5. I enjoyed the second one more even though people seem to hate it for some reason. It reminded me a lot of the newest harry potter movie, the whole thing felt kind of pointless and had too many characters with absolutely nothing interesting about them

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i watched it just cuz im a history nerd, it was kinda boring

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the most hilarious post-credits scenes ever.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole series is pretty tight.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rasputin is portrayed as the villain because!….he wanted Russia to stop sending soldiers to die pointlessly in a War
    >This is portrayed as evil because the west needs more Russian meatshields

    What is wrong with Hollywood?

    This is like someone making a film where Time Travellers have to stop the “evil rapist” John Kerry from winning the election so that Bush can send Zogbot to die for Israel.

    WTF?!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is portrayed as the villain because!….he wanted Russia to stop sending soldiers to die pointlessly in a War
      That's the opposite of what he wanted in the movie. He wanted the British dead.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the after credits scene with Hitler was kino

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how they teased Hitler as a marvel villain in the post credits scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno movie kinda states starlin and hitler are puppets in this never ending right vs left ideology war.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this movie suck off the Tsar’s so much when they ruined Russia and staved the people?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fiennes was excellent
    trench and hitler scene were kino
    rasputin had a bit more screen time than i felt was necessary but still pretty good

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *