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Me too.
How drunk?
Is that hair achievable natty?
yes
actually kind of looking forward to balding so I can look like a crazy middle aged man
I'm at the "burning my life's work in a garbage barrel" stage. You?
i like how they did pretty well making the actors look bloated in these two movies. movies with/about alcoholics where the alcohol has a lean face and healthy build, clear skin, and is relatively emotionally stable are laughably unrealistic. yet they usually portray heroin and crack junkies with actions, dress, body and demeanor much more accurately, or even over do it.
Girl on the Train same thing
just work out, fatty
you can look good doing any kind of drug as long as you just keep taking care of yourself.
even underweight alcoholics get the bloated look, moron. and i don't even know why i'm bothering saying this but my bmi is 23 and i'm clean and sober for a while now, but i've been through it.
I'm doing a white week for the first time in a couple of years. Wish me luck!
White week?
not drinking for a week, maybe it's not a common expression in englisj?
No that's a good expression though I like it
The expression translated would actually be "white month" but that might be a bit over-ambitious haha
No most of didn't grow up around deadbeat alcoholics you fricking loser
Good for you!
This is the proper response anon. Good job on not taking my bait.
Makes sense to me. No impluse control? Black week.
I thought it meant you only drink white wine all week
Thought you would be drinking white claws everyday
good luck anon
NOOOO YOU CANT CRASH LAND A PLNE SAVING HUNDREDS OF LIVES AFTER HAVING 3 SHOTA, GO TO PRISON
it feels good
it doesn't, not for me anyway, I had to drink 3 pints of of 6% proof cider to feel anything, it lasts like half an hour then I feel like shit for 2 days
That's why you stay drunk
I love this movie but the final coke use triggers me.
Who the frick is paying those prices for that amount.?
They were being extorted ya dingus.
i quit my job and going off on a bender, this is day 6
I’m on a bender at my job. They just promoted me to senior management.
based even though I'd hate to have a drunken boss
Eh, the VP just left for the day and said everything is in my hands now. I don’t think they can tell.
I am fairly certain I can make it so, one may not get drunk from drinking, I hope one day to test it on someone with a drinking problem to see if it makes him stop.
this already sort of exists with naltrexone. it blocks alcohol from releasing any of the "feel good" chemicals in your brain, you just get dizzy and sick. you can condition yourself to stop craving alcohol as an alcoholic by repeatedly taking 50 mg naltrexone 30 mins before you start drinking. google the sinclair method
>giving opiods to someone with an addiction who has already damaged their liver
it doesn't seem like a good combo.
naltrexone isn't an opioid. it's the exact opposite, it's what they give people to save them from an opioid overdose, and opiates don't work for about a day after you take naltrexone.
That's naloxone you dope.
Naltrexone is just a drug that helps with cravings. People take it and after 2 beers lose interest. Heard it's a wonder drug but impossible to get. No doctor in my entire city will prescribe it. I've been to a dozen at least.
there's an even worse drug that maximizes the negative effects
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram
yes i've heard they use that shit in russia but haven't read much into it
Someone else who can't stop drinking until the bottle is empty like me? The more I drink, the more euphoric and happier I get until I pass out. I can go months without drinking, but one sip whisky and I HAVE to have the whole bottle.
this is my style of alcoholism and why i don't drink. aka once a week max. and only light beer so i don't black out and send moronic texts and calls. only buy a 15 pack because however many i buy, i'm not stopping until they're gone.
Since hitting 30 drinking for me is like this, feel the depressant/narcotic/euphoric effect more but also the sleeply tiredness of it
Before it was a balance of limiting inhibitions and social lubrication while going out, now I just wanna get numb once and a while
Just buy a pint, and you can’t drink more than half a bottle that way. I tried it this week and it worked. Hardly noticeable hangover too
I was drunk last night. I rarely get drunk these days. While I'm not depressed, my drinking correlates directly with my jubilance.
I posted Bane. I posted Bane on the plane. October 11th, October 12, and 13th and 14th I was Baneposting. I posted Bane on all of those days. I Baneposted. On the morning of the accident I posted Bane. I'm posting Bane now.
I'm posting Bane right now... because I'm a Baneposter.
Get em in jail, I’ll call it in
I've been drinking like 12 beers every other day since covid began. Smoking like a pack a day too. However, I haven't drinked or smoked anything for about 4 days now, and these last two days I've been sleeping a lot and having really vivid dreams, even had a really intense sex dream this morning, which is something I think I hadn't had in years (same with irl, no sex since before the pandemic bullshit). Will everything get better if I keep this up forever, anons?
Things will only get better once you quit drinking. I went two months without drinking a few months ago and i felt great, it's very noticeable even if you only drink once or twice a week. shit is literally a poison that damages every organ in your body.
sleeping and passing out aren't the same thing, you don't have much rem sleep if you drink too much
also it's more stable metabolism wise than your body trying to over correct and have a glutamic rebound
I had four beers last night and am hung over this morning. Why do you gays do this every day? The buzz is good but it's not that good
It makes life not be boring.
this thread is full of lightweights, even girls can drink that much without getting an hangover
Yeah man who are these gays? Hungover after 4 beers? Try 16.
i think summergays
i start at 8pm if i skip dinner, else 10pm
If I could wait until 8pm I'd be very happy. It just improves everything when I drink. I suddenly don't feel like shit. It's just the waking up that sucks.
why can't u wait until 8pm?
starting late means you can drink as much as you want you'll just end up falling asleep if you overdo it
probably talking about real beer not american water which is 5% and comes in pint cans
The severity of the hangover is mostly dictated by how old you are and how much alcohol you consume. Being a lightweight would make it easier to evade the hangover since you pass out after a smaller amount of drinks
you don't get hangovers if you stay drunk
Often it's trauma related and there's a direct correlation between how traumatic your childhood was and how likely your are to become an addict later in life. Or they're just sensation seeking sociopaths. Probably both play in for most, so no wonder there's so many on this site
I'm waiting 10 minutes to drink. I'm trying to drink further and further into the day and not start so early. It's the only hope I have and it isn't even a good idea.
I haven't drank for like 5 months but last night I drank and consumed like 750ml of vodka and there's weird missed calls on my phone from a safety deposit box company and I feel like actual death and am gonna call in sick today and I literally just jacked off to a video of a woman smearing shit on her face
I feel so fricking terrible. I literally feel like I'm dying and I'm still majorly drunk but not in any way fun just poisoned and toxic. my head hurts so fricking much.
>I feel like actual death
>I feel so fricking terrible. I literally feel like I'm dying
how would you know you're even alive, otherwise?
Was she hot?
base scatchad
>Seven months sober
>Kinda felt the urge to get a drink lately
>See this thread
>Interest completly gone again
Thanks guys for reminding me what a shit drug alcohol actually is
Anybody else "lost" a bunch of friends when you decided to stop drinking?
Yeah, including sarcastic remarks and people stopped inviting me to hang out in the evenings, but all they did was gather and drink anyway so frick em
Basically
Makes you fat, stupid, shortens your lifespan, gives you pains, makes you unable to concentrate or sleep and the only upside is maybe some improved socializing skills
godspeed
I often stalk these threads to help myself stay sober. The reality of alcohol is much darker than we've been conditioned to believe through a lifetime of media and advertising.
It really is. Everyone and the media has always been "omg marihuana is a gateway drug, stay away from it!" when in reality alcohol is the king of gateway drugs, since when you are drunk you don't give a shit and will do anything without remorse or thinking about the future in that moment.
Weed is way worse than alcohol but yeah, way too many people think being a binge drinking drunk is completely acceptable & alcohol advertising is way too pervasive
Yeah. As I got heavier into drinking I came to realize the depths of depravity and malice my subconscious was capable of, and how that's only kept in check by my normal emotional balance. I realized alcohol could eventually lead me to doing something very bad, so I quit and haven't had a drink in a long while. I do miss getting drunk and having fun with people though.
imagine being drunk right now
I'm really slipping away bros. I got clean for a while. Was homeless, moved into a halfway house. Quit drinking for 11 months. And I was absolutely obsessed with drinking, I was drunk almost every day for 2 years. Some months it was every single day. About 6 months into living in the halfway house a friend introduced me to Kratom, (he's not my friend anymore) and now almost a year later I'm addicted to the stuff. I moved in with my bosses from work (lesbian couple) to get away from the halfway house and they have 9 pet cats and I've been covered in hives for months now - didn't know I was allergic. I'm 6'5" and around 140 lbs right now because I don't really eat (kratom works better on an empty stomach). Wearing a mask in public because the hives are bad. Tried Xyzal, it didn't work. I'm eyeing a really cheap place to move in to, so at least the allergy-related hives clear up. I make around $1600 a month from my job but I'm just a fricking idiot with money.
I'm going to try and focus on eating and only take small doses of kratom from now on but it's difficult. Maybe taper off.
At least my obsession and craze with Alcohol is gone I might have a couple shots every other week now, I don't care about it anymore.
Thanks for reading my blog, I turn 24 in a couple weeks but the way.
>I'm high right now
Drugs are only fun when you have the mental capacity to not compulsively take them.
enjoy suffering, moron
just taper off, you can avoid withdrawals completely. but you need to be serious about it.
t. kratom addict (but okay with it)
Any kinos about averted disasters?
>have gone 10 days without a drink, longest stretch for me in years
>woke up today with a toothache
beer tastes like shit
Anyone drink on gabapentin? I heard it intensifies the drunk feeling with less alcohol consumed
Actually curious about this gabapentin shit will it make you drunker or something easier? I heard benzos and alcohol kills you
>slack, inscrutable expression
>darting predator eyes
are black people even human?
>binge drink every Friday and Saturday
>feel like shit every Sunday
>start the week tired and sleep deprived
why do I do this to myself?
>that first gulp when you get back to the car
Name a better feel (you can’t)
honestly once of the most cinematic scenes in close cinema i have ever witnessed
I'm seething now. I'm coping and seething right now. I'm seething because I'm a redditor.
Pro tip from a professional drinker, but who is not an addict.
As you get older hangovers get worse. As you can see the people in this thread claiming to drink a lot just to feel a hangover, are probably in their late 20s.
Before going to bed, drink 2 full glasses of water, and some Pedialyte / gatorlyte depending on how much you drank. Eating a meal is also good. If you follow these steps you will feel great the next time. Do not need to do this right before bed, just when you stop drinking once the night is over.
>Do not need to do this right before bed, just when you stop drinking once the night is over
The frick are you talking about? Every night I drink ends with me waking up in bed not remembering how I got there and hoping I haven't misplaced my glasses or something. There's no "end of the night".
>plane is crashing
>HURR TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN SO IT FLIES UP
>it actually fricking works
This movie was like a damn troll physics comic
It’s real though based on the true story of Marcus “the flight” White.
frick
homie am worin on it v0jyr
Cinemaphile lets take a break from critiqueing film emulating golsing (totally as a joke ha hah) and haveing massively erecct penesis over booba or cutes to enjoy being drunk
Loved Denzel in this. Almost everything else about the movie was so mediocre but he made it work. This is the hardest hitting movie about alcoholism for me
I used to drink like 20 beers every single day. Fricking native American genes man.
why think it's genetic instead of shitty social circumstances?
same reason people 100% blame genetics for people being sociopaths or psychopaths.
It can be painful to face the reality of how much our upbringing and histories shape us, especially when there's heavy trauma involved. It also absolves the person of responsibility for their choices.
I don't know. Maybe I was depressed about my squaw leaving and my teepee fell down.
I reigned it in after I started losing big gaps of memories and doing a lot of regretful shit. I'm not anti alcohol but like most things definitely moderation is needed. Plus I blew my liver out and almost died.
don't spaz out. you were wondering why you drink and blamed it on your genetics. but that can't the whole story--it's clear that disadvantaged groups, including native americans, drink at least in part because of their social circumstances. otherwise, you really think that the only explanation is there's something special about native americans' genes that drives them to drink? or is a more likely story that centuries of social repression are involved somehow?
don't make up a cope for why you drink and then play the race card when somebody calls you on it.
What if I told you I'm neither native American nor was I ever a heavy drinker. You've been bamboozled. It was all a lie.
Genetic predisposition is extremely significant, especially given that native Americans never had alcohol, so their latent alcoholic genes were never weeded out.
The inverse is true as well: no one likes to believe that they’re genetically destined to certain behaviors, because muh free will.
paifull my dude not fun
20 beers a day keeps being healthy away
god i wish that were me
hot
i think denzel encapsulate the drank so well because he understands the ability to squander massive talent
?ohh wow this guy can bag good's after 40 beers thats so inspiring
denzel understands that this guy should be a savant but instead is a functioning reprobate
lost my phone, dammit
also fricked a fattie, no memory of me entering the room.
Same. This is why God gave us booze and flight simulators.
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>I'm high right now
Why is getting drunk alone so kino?
My personal drinking situation is as follows:
>getting drunk alone in the morning
>getting drunk alone at night
>getting drunk with a drunk girl
>getting drunk at some party when 18-25
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>getting drunk with your mates
TO AVOID HANGOVERS and the GUT ROT:
drink pickle juice in the morning. It's vinegar which is acetic acid that will level out your stomach acid by literally creating a pH buffer and high in salt to get your sodium levels normal after peeing and drinking so much water your sodium drops causing the headache. And kratom, opiod like but not get you high. After one hour you'll feel normal.
Also mix liquor with Gatorade zero, NOT regular. Helps keep electrolytes stable.