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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no statham
    🙁

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I need to move to the UK and start wearing Burberry

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, was a random moronic movie my dad wanted to watch with me

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the gentlemen was the best film of 2019

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >didnt up on a council estate

    did you even have a childhood?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watched ungentlemanly warfare
    >super mediocre

    was the gentlemen ritchie's last good film? everything after that has been marvel-tier or just just dumb. I wouldn't call them bad but just dumb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everything after Snatch was shit, except maybe for le big brained Revolver which was not as bad as the rest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't even good what the frick

        it was simple fun, just like his older movies. the plot wasn't as eccentric but that's fine
        what was bad about it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all the characters are two categories. Either moronic nig chimps or sassy old gays, plus protagonist is 4d chess playing genius who behind the scenes was ahead of the bad guys from the start

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The 4d chess shit was embarrassing. I liked the intro song

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, intro was the only good part of the movie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >was ahead of the bad guys from the start
            He really wasn't. He was just suspicious and needed Fletcher to confirm his suspicions. And he still would have been offed by the Russians.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the characters are ALL guy ritchie caricatures and the "fight porn" thing is just cringe

            these criticisms are mostly accurate, but it was still an okay, entertaining movie, especially compared to most shit that's been released the past decade.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the characters are ALL guy ritchie caricatures and the "fight porn" thing is just cringe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

        even the tvshow is great

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't even good what the frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not Lock Stock/Snatch tier (those are his two best movies), but better than RocknRolla.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rocknrolla was his last great movie. wrath of man wasnt too bad, but suffers from him overdosing on his current tough guy schtick

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that he just keeps going on with the "dude was in trouble but conveniently outsmarted all his enemies" formula. In his early movies it's just one of the parties being extremely lucky, not a 4d chess genius

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Madonna literally ruined both him and his producer Matthew Vaughn. Her relationship with Guy Ritchie destroyed his friendship with Vaughn, and they separately make mediocre shit instead of making pure kino together.

    If there's a Hell, Madonna will fricking burn in it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single scene between matthew and colin

    fricking wasted true detective reunion

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Midwit shit, like fast and furious for bongs.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate the line

    >whoever trained them did a good job!

    When referencing a gang of thugs beating up people. It was a setup line to introduce Colin Farrell but what the frick. It's like seeing Tom Brady winning 7 superbowls and thinking "Man I have to meet the qb coach".

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was absolutely horrific. I watched Snatch, loved it and watched this movie the next day. Holy frick. How did this director lose every shred of talent he had in 19 years is beyond me. This was offensively bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      exactly, especially the picrel scene, made my eyes and ears bleed with cringe. I hope Farrell overdoses on Fentanyl for this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the film was awesome, and that was a great scene, you weakling

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped this in 15 minutes, just didn't click

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then you dont appreciate great banter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I liked his earlier ones more than this, it felt forced and tryhard, way too artificial

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          youre deluding yourself

          it wasnt pushing it, it was leaning into it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Speak for yourself, it was off kilter.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone link me some of these argyle whatever sweat suits they're wearing I will buy a dozen.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy ritchie blueprint

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's strange how Matthew Vaughn and Guy Ritchie have built their careers on working-class tough guy movies when they both belong to Bongistan's elite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their audiences don't realise the joke is at their expense

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino

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