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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie. However very unrealistic. In reality he'd either frick up once and then die, or go insane and kill self

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blocks your path. Granted, he wasn't alone but still, humans have achieved some crazy shit in desperate situations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Granted, but he could still breathe when he went outside.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True, but also consider that there was that one doctor who took out his own appendix in Antarctica. People are capable of some crazy shit sometimes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but now imagine that he would have to do it every day for some undefined time while not knowing if anyone was coming fir him...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think that being stuck on a high-tech Martian base while totally healthy but with no immediate chance of rescue is in some ways better than getting appendicitis as the only doctor in Antarctica when you would die before any chance of rescue if you don't do surgery on yourself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well I mean the doctor lived and the astronaut wouldn't, so you must be wrong, even though fixing your own appendicitis is tough.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why wouldn't the astronaut live?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Surviving in the worst place on Earth is still magnitudes easier than the most comfortable and hi-tech place on another planet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why wouldn't the astronaut live?
                See

                It's a good movie. However very unrealistic. In reality he'd either frick up once and then die, or go insane and kill self

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i haven't seen the movie since it first came out, but I seem to remember that the martian was injured in some way, as well as being on his own? Or am I misremembering that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                At the start of the movie during the storm that makes the crew evacuate in the first place he is hit by an antenna that punctured his suit and got stuck in his stomach. It was his blood that kept the hole in his suit sealed so he didn’t die from all the oxygen escaping the suit. When he wakes up he has to get into the station and then he has to perform surgery on himself to get the last piece of the antenna out of his stomach but he is there for so long that eventually it heals and isn’t a problem anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go insane and kill self
      the first colonists will all be schizoids who perform upkeep on robots who will do all the work

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that is typically how problem solving is done

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >planting potatoes and rationing
    >science
    that just being polish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do poles use their own shit too? and where do potatoes come from in the first place?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They come from the ground you dumb b***h.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nobodies face actually looks like that

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Movie gets memed a lot because of a lot of cringy dialogue, but it is very solid. At least compared to everything else Scott touches these days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The visuals were very good, yes, as was Damon's acting, but everything else was just crap, especially the scenes that take place on Earth.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s like Apollo 13, except it didn’t happen and worse in every conceivable way

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Book is better and more believable besides flipping the rover

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smug, the character.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a great midwit contrarian filter

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretty funny line. Dunno why this board got so upset over it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarianism against what they think of as Redditors, even though on average they're just as conformist as Reddittors

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Autism makes them unable to understand tongue-in-cheek self deprecation.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the design of the spacesuits. looks way better than the SpaceX abomination

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