>I'm in my prime.

>I'm in my prime.
What did he mean by this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, you look it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm your Huckleberry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm your Dingleberry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was just foolin about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            alright lunger!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When my dad was dying from lung problems, he always liked quoting this scene with me.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was making a joke about his declining heath

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im your sneedleberry

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doc posting is based and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I for one am glad the zoomers are discovering quality kino in this era of cinematic dogshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tombstone is trash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          poor soul, you are just too high strung

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Daisy status: nil

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't mind this guy he's just foolin' about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hear that darlin? That means our anon is an educated man. Now I really hate him.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Heh, read it in his voice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          agreed. costner's is better. tombstone is the capeshit version. Quaid was a better doc also.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >contrarian enters the chat for (You)s

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you smoke skin wagons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tombstone is the capeshit version.
            Eh, I rewatched it around the same time I rewatched Unforgiven and I can see why you would think this but Tombstone is still miles above any dreck these days, capeshit or no.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Quaid was a better doc also.
            You can prefer the other film but that's just horseshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not your huckleberry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why anon, what an ugly thing to say.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we can't be friend, I just don't think I could bare it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who was pretending it wasn't? Doc Holiday has always been based as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doc Holliday only killed one person, and it was cold blooded murder.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holliday was a cult of personality, he didn't have to anything he just had to play up to the myth. Everyone back then believed he was a deadly gunslinger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Proofs?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even in the movie he stabs a guy over a poker game, what they don't show is that his brother shows up and threatens to kill him if his brother dies, his brother dies and he leaves in an emotional state to find doc, doc is waiting and shoots him in the back of the head.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holliday and the Earp's were protected by the Texas Rangers which were bigger than the entire US military at the time. The Pinkerton's were the federal governments answer to diminish Texan influence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's the likely killer of at least four people but his reputation at the time for killing dozens of people is likely bullshit, most likely peddled by himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is truth in shitposting.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >giving a drunk doc holliday a shotgun to disarm some hungover cattle drivers
    There is a reason why doc and the earps were outlaws for awhile because Doc Holliday literally murdered a guy unprovoked with the shotgun and started the shoot out at the OK Corall.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally murdered a guy unprovoked with the shotgun and started the shoot out at the OK Corall
      Holy based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, Ike.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was apparent in the movie, they make the Earp's out to be good bois and the Cowboys to be morons

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was being ironic.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not wearing a bustle, you're no daisy, you'll never be a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he call her a hung aryan devil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All right chudger! You're on!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're not wearing a bustle
      How rude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fight's not with you Janny!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just my game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my names Dick, Crawley Dick
    Was there really a historical person with that name or was that just written in for fun?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kurt Russel is still pissed about being upstaged in Tombstone. He walked off set when he was supposed to kill Johnny Ringo, so they wrote Val Kilmer in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt Russel isn't a good actor, and you can tell in the later half of the movie he was hamming it up. Val Kilmer isn't a good actor either, but he nailed it even with his terrible southern accent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forked zoomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt Russel ghost directed the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He walked off the set and refused to do the shoot out with Ringo, he made them re-write the script for Val Kilmer who was just supposed to be a supporting actor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that true? That might explain why the actual shoot out part of that scene feels poorly directed. Might have been rushed with not enough time for planning.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad that they did, the set up through out the whole movie would have been fricked if it wasn't doc vs ringo.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It definitely feels like that's where it's building to. Just odd that it wasn't originally written that way and I do think after their initial confrontation, which is great, the scene is really poorly shot, especially after Ringo is shot. The music doesn't complement the scene and the shot they use of Doc beside Ringo for such a moment is really weak.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's obvious bullshit. the reason half the film is poorly directed is because they fired the first director and Russel essentially took over and marionette'd the replacement.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't the director the father of the director of Mandy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes and the money he made from Tombstone is how his son financed his first film Beyond the Black Rainbow

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm no genealogist senpai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kurt Russel is still pissed about being upstaged in Tombstone. He walked off set when he was supposed to kill Johnny Ringo, so they wrote Val Kilmer in

      how do actors really know if they are upstaged by anyone before a movie is even finished and released yet? sounds like a fake story by valheads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kurt Russel badically directed it and is the only reason so many big names signed on to do a western movie when it was a dead genre, it did horrible in the box office but great in the rentals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what does that have to do exactly with what im asking? youre saying he couldnt have been mad at val since hes the one who helped direct him and have him the shootout role?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't fricking know, I didn't even have pubes when it came out. I was playing with my super soaker 2000 you stupid gimp

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Now, anon... just settle down!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You get the drain cone, I'll get the blender

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oooohhhh you need an asshile milkshake

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          HBO bought it after release for $100 million and played it ad nauseum for years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Complete bullshit. Russel personally cut half of his lines out of the script so that all the other characters could shine more, and it was the right decision for the movie. Could you imagine if the Cowboys, the Earp brothers, or Doc Holliday barely got any screentime and we're just glorified cameos in the Wyatt Earp-focused movie the studio wanted to make? It would've tanked. Kurt Russell saved the movie.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did they afford that cast for a western though? Were they not big names back then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt was relatively big but on the lower end of the A tier action stars behind Arnie and Sly.
      Val Kilmer was one of those actors that was always on the precipice of breaking out due to his talent but he was seriously not well liked in Hollywood due to being such a diva butthole.
      Michael Beihn seemed like a guy that would go on to better things but just never did.
      Bill Paxton was likeable but always a supporting role. What was his biggest starring role didn't come until a few years later and he still never made it to the A list.
      Billy Bob and Billy Zane were complete unknowns at that point.
      Basically it was just really canny casting, rather than looking for the biggest stars they looked at the next rung down and cast all the guys from that who could genuinely play the roles well.
      It's a joke that Val Kilmer wasn't nominated for best supporting actor but it was a very tough year and he was very unliked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Michael Beihn and Bill Paxton only were famouse because they were good friends with James Cameron. They were nobodies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally everyone in Hollywood gets their start because they know somebody.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You left out a few names. That cast was completely stacked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but I figured I covered it with the mains and
          >rather than looking for the biggest stars they looked at the next rung down and cast all the guys from that who could genuinely play the roles well
          Michael Rooker was recognisable from one role 7 years ago but was never really able to step out of it
          Powers Boothe and Sam Elliot were recognisable but really on tv actors only at that point
          Thomas Haden Church was a complete unknown

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You left out a little actor named FRANK STALLONE YOU FRICKING homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sources say when asked why he left out Frank Stallone, younger brother of Hollywood superstar, Sylvester Stallone, Anon simply replied, "because he's Frank Stallone."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well played.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Frank had nothing but kind things to say about him and he even liked the jokes but his brother asked him to knock it off and so he did because he started boxing and people were trying to kill him in the ring
                Sad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, you weren't joking. Back in the 90's Billy Zane was a rising star that got over exposed and got type cast as a sociopathic handsome villain in everything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sam Elliot was a big name but got typecast into westerns, everyone else it was their breakout rolls other than the mains. Billy Bob Thornton was a nobody, Powers Boothe eh never was anything until Deadwood, Jason Presley was a huge star from Beverly Hills 90210 but his movie career fizzled out, But there are so many cameos in that movie it boggles the mind. Charelton Heston was in it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Billy Bob was a drug dealer that is a scary person irl that scared some producer into giving him a role.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >gave prime Angelina Jolie herpes while she was married to Brad Pitt
                what a chad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jason Priestley was in this movie? I have seen this movie dozens of times and don't know who he was.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Powers Boothe
            Why do Americans hate Spaniards, but include us as 'white' when it is convenient in your srlf-imposed guilt? We have no guilt.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Spain was originally white. The remnants are still there in some bloodlines. You will still be remembered as white until you're completely muttified which will probably be after the USA.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I know but you only consider us white when you can drag us down with your guilt. We don't have any guilt and are proud of our history.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't have any guilt and are proud of our history.
                Good and you should be.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't have any guilt and are proud of our history.
                Are you including the period in which your territory was called Al-Andalus?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >confusing regret with guilt
                Fricking Anglo trash thinking, fricking colonized by israelites

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not Spanish but they did eventually reconquer their capture lands as well as kick out all the israelites for their role.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno you drove out the muzzies and conquered the aztecs and incans with a handful of determined men, that's kind of cool. But you couldn't conquer portugal

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you talking about?
              >powers boothe
              >Spaniards are white
              >random autism
              Huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Powers Boothe is a Spaniard, that's what the 'white' conquistadors looked like when they were making mexicans after conquering the aztecs and incans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >'making mexicans'
                Please elaborate...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>'making mexicans'
                >Please elaborate...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a bunch of exiles from spain survived a half a year on a boat and couldn't wait to put their dick inside someone else than each other, because if they were caught being gays they would be burned alive at the stake.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm moving to Spain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are downplaying the part where a relatively handful of men fought battles against an overwhelming greater force and won. Conquistadors were extremely lucky.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot that Spain existed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't want us as enemies, we have never been conquered, now go do what your wife tells you before she frick some other guy (or gal, or trans person)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Michael Beihn seemed like a guy that would go on to better things but just never did.
        He was/is a big time alkie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was literally the character he played in The Abyss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He drinks like a fish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I remember reading he would show up drunk even back on Terminator and got sued by some production for fricking up or not showing up due to being constantly drunk but his performances were always solid. Can't be unreliable though. As Gandolfini, Grammer and Sheen showed they'll put up with you being a drunk or degenerate provided you still show up on time and knock out a good performance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He was James Cameron's pool boy, same with Bill Paxton.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Harrison Ford was George Lucas' cabinet maker. Gotta get your foot in the door somehow.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If he can put some violent pressure repeatedly on the prostate against your will, may as well go to prison

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hello Alex.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you were late, it's over you fricking redditor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >James Cameron's pool

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was product placement for Amazon Prime.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Tombstone makes me want to drink but I've been sober for 6 months so just avoid it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the laudinum that Loo gave you?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Johnny Ringo was actually an educated man irl
    I thought this was fiction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A catholic priests favorite frick hole orphan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rip Johnny's ring hole

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was 31 years old. a prime number.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you know.. Frederic fricking Chopin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just rewatched Tombstone again last night. This part made me almost dry heave laughing for some reason.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey loving man... you've been called.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. get's upset when challenged to a spelling contest

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hell Doc I got plenty of friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (You) don't

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we witnessing an international brat battle on 4chins? Hahahahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, all of the sniffing I can find points at you (You)ing yourself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >port sniffing is still a thing
        It's not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, just think you are talking about Natalie Portman's butthole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile is dead because of morons like you, I have been banned more than 1k times.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no hope beyond this post. See ya soon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will be charged with any bullet your mercs fire. They prefer to kill people that don't shoot back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you have a nice day we will go after your wife and kids.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >posting threats on Cinemaphile
            Just how incompetent are you fricking morons? You are probably pissing off more people than I have.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I just chalked you up as a schizo. Now I am gonna get my 1337 hackers to doxx you and get to the bottom of this situation. Fricking morons

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Val was a real kino factory when he was cast right and wasn't in a mood with the director. Shame about what happened to him

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hell Doc, you are so drunk you are probably seeing two of me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've got three wieners, one for each of your orfices

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread

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