He basically lead the life I wanted, started as a writer / animator, had a music career, multi-millionaire, celebrity, everything I ever wanted since I was a teenager.
I want to believe hes a dick or has some sort of deep dark secret but I don't think he does, probably a nice guy in real life. Its not fair, I can't even hate him.
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You could hate him because of his race. That's what most of us do
What, because hes white? Or because hes Italian?
Or are you insinuating hes somehow israeli?
I thought he was Irish.
Any. Doesn't really matter. Take your pick. I think the rukes of racism are arbitrary anyway
no more brother wars
we can't afford it
>italian
now is the part where you show me the early life section, no?
its non, french have a funny habit of adding unnecessary consonants and pronouncing every other letter silently.
>Italian
What about Macfarlane sounds italian to you
ah well, some sort of wellbred mutt. Irish, Italian, speck of israelite, doesn't really matter.
you ever notice he has very faint pockmarks? Like maybe he had acne when he was a kid? I think that makes him a bit more relatable, growing up with zits around the beautiful people is intensely painful. He shed most of it, but you can still see it on his face.
He's an annoying fedora but other than that I don't doubt he'd be an okay enough dude to grab a beer with.
>Italian?
"Macfarlane" sounds Irish dude
>Mcfarlane
>Italian
Dude he's a satanic pedophile israelite if thats your role model gimme your address
My life didn't exactly go as planned. I see in him the life I wish I'd had. Stable Home Life, Upper Middle Class Upbringing, Loving Family. We should all be so lucky.
Oh I get it its a troll thread. Guess thats its called the randumb board!
He's gay and that's why he's so productive. My best friend Nick Mullen told me so.
thats the other Seth(Rogen), the one we are talking about wants to frick his sister.
you wanted to be a closeted homosexual?
thats what the tabloids are saying, but i don't buy it.
also i already am.
I have a friend, he married the first girl he fell in love with. He had a kid, she cheated on him, he demanded a divorce, she committed suicide.
His daughter is 16 years old, he raised her on his own. He never told her, and it tears him up inside. Despite this, he graduated college and got his teaching credentials, went from being a waiter to a caterer to a barback to a teacher. He drives an hour each way to downtown LA to teach inner city Blacks at a charter school.
A lot of people think hes gay because he hasn't dated in over 10 years. I just know if I were half as driven as he was, I might have made something of myself.
His life is his business.
I'll always respect him, but some of the things he said make me think perhaps he's a 'good german', I don't really trust him anymore. Hes become part of the system.
Macfarlane kind of reminds me of him. I'm not sure why. Maybe its his dark, sardonic sense of humor or that hint of pain behind his eyes.
Our friendship wasn't healthy anyways. He'd always slip into the patronizing big brother and I'd become his little buddy, hed be the wit and I'd be the straightman, I had no friends outside of him and his family, sometimes its so hard letting go.
I suppose I was kind of jealous of him too. I miss you sometimes Alan. I wish things had turned out different.
I have a similar friend I’m in the process of letting go. To them you’re never right about anything, they don’t appreciate when you change roles, or take an interest in what you like. It kinda becomes about them and what they think. It feels like you’d be missing out; or you need them more than they need you.
Its funny cause I had another friend with whom the relationship was pretty much reversed. Its just a thing young people do, I guess, our inner insecurities tend to get the best of us.
I had a friend named steve who I gave 'friend coupons' just like in that episode of American Dad where Snot gets rich and Steve is paying for everything, in fact I did it before they ever did.
My friend Steve was dirt poor and came from an even more fricked up home life than I did.
Then he finished college and got a good job and married up, and I just sort of swam about the toilet bowl where I grew up. He moved on, we lost touch, it was all very sad but it wasn't anybodies fault.
In our case, there isn’t really an age difference. There’s a lot of personality traits I have he doesn’t seem to care to get to know. I thought it was just him being flaked/busy, but I think he just has a different system for valuing friends. Our last conversation he indignantly said “you think you’re ____”, about a quality of mine that’s like the first thing people learn about and comment on when they get to know me. It’s not something I just proclaim all the time or whatever. But he said it like an accusation, as if it was a delusion. And I was like damn this guy doesn’t know me at all. lol
In his case there’s actual narcissism as a mental illness running through there. Think he got more of it than he believed.
kinna vague, but I think i get where you are coming from. People you care about sometimes have this odd way of cutting your legs out from under you. They want to keep you close to them so they often undermine you in order to keep you psychologically dependent on them.
With me it was always intelligence. Alan was always wicked smart, and clever too, but I was just a tiny bit smarter than he was and I think it always rubbed him the wrong way. He was better at social skills and good with people, which was honestly more important, but he put a lot of weight behind his education and his intelligence and I think it always bothered him that when it came to pure logic, mathmatics, ect., i was always just a bit smarter.
Steve was either smarter than me or more clever than I was or both. It always made me feel a bit insecure when he talked over my head about something I couldn't understand, which is why I always puffed my chest out and acted a bit more dominant when I was around him.
You wouldn't think that smarter people would be more submissive, but thats just how it seemed to work.
Thanks, this actually super helped. lol
I didn’t realize I had qualities that might provoke that kind of behavior.
>she cheated on him, he demanded a divorce, she committed suicide
Dang. I wish my ex-wife would kill herself.
>rimshot
Then he's lucky he's 'just' gay. Imagine being a middle aged masochistic heterosexual transvestite with the body of a trucker.
You technically aren't even gay or transgender since its strictly a sex thing.
Of course the only real crime in Hollywood is being ugly. On the outside, anyway.
being gay is brave and stunning so there's your argument in tatters.
bruh, being gay isn't good enough anymore. Just being gay is so unremarkable nobody even comments on it.
as a gay white male who isn’t a flamer, can confirm. get treated like the devil by dykes, trannies, etc
FtM trans here, you fricking disgust me you Chud, you're probably white too.
>I want to believe hes a dick or has some sort of deep dark secret but I don't think he does, probably a nice guy in real life
Define nice. You don't create a show like Family Guy unless you're a gossipy shit talking homosexual in private.
I live in freaking Indonesia. What should and could I do to join the winning team? Can I marry a israeli girl and have my kids be on their side?
The only questionable thing about him is whether he is gay or not, and that doesn't even really matter. He's a pretty based guy at the end of the day.
No denying the amount of luck he had too.
He missed his flight on 9/11.
>they think it was luck
...
He's probably dissatisfied his career flat lined
But it hasn't?
Hes going to be famous until the day he dies. Even if the public forgets him, the industry won't.
Don't forget literal divine guardianship protecting him from 9/11
There are so many different iterations of the Family Guy pilot, spanning various television networks and ratings, it took him years to finally get it to stick.
Its crazy that he has all of that and yet is a raging alcoholic
maybe hes a mean drunk.
I guess you never really know. You piece together what you know about someone from their career and hearsay, you create an image of them in your mind, but you never really know what they're like.
I'll tell you something else about him:
That "Nighthawks" shit gives me the creeps. I don't know if it was a movie or twilight zone or a Macfarlane original production, but that notion that there is just some beast inside us that wants everything to go back to the way it was, that terrified me.
Welcome, Nighthawks. We've been.. expecting you.
Whats scary is that little voice saying, "Would it really be so bad?"
Its not always easy to tell whether things have gotten better or have gotten worse, but the only thing that remains constant is that we can't go back.
Seth is also a deeply closeted homosexual. Was that also on your Bucket List?
how do you know hes not just raging conservative underneath that liberal veneer? Maybe he just hates the industry and everybody around him.
some website says hes worth 300 mil. What the frick does a celebrity need with all that money? He should open up a factory or something, like a steel mill or a solar panel factory, give people good jobs.
He probably just pisses it away on nameless 'charities' and socialist hollywood boondoggles. Its just weird that he has a chip in the game and he doesn't even really care.
I looked it up, I don't think he was super rich before he was a celebrity, like under 10 mil.
he probably just gives it to a firm to invest. He acts like he doesn't even count it.
Why is he still in the closet?
If he is, its probably because he has some very conservative values and politically incorrect opinions about a lot of things. That and his career sort of depends on his playboy bachelor image. His fans would probably throw a tantrum and abandon him if they found out hes gay.
If he is, hes probably bi, to be honest.
Have you seen his Twitter? He isn't even remotely conservative.
Yes, because I judge a persons most deeply held convictions according to what their twitter feed says.
Being 'classically liberal' is a lot like being 'neo-conservative'.
He said politics has become a game of good and evil and that the left is good and the right has become evil incarnate. You're so fricking moronic.
>He isn't even remotely conservative.
someone can have conservative values despite having a socialist agenda. Stalin was probably pretty 'conservative' compared to modern liberals when it came to his personal life and how he saw others, but he was still a communist.
>If he is, hes probably bi, to be honest.
I don't know if he's even that. Rumor has it that he's fricking that new lieutenant on The Orville.
I honestly don't think he is. I mean everybody in Hollywood is a bit of a fruitcake, having a couple of misadventures doesn't really count. But the way he acts, I don't think he has even ever thought about it.
i doubt he's nice. i bet he's exactly as much of an butthole as he appears to be
I'm not exactly sure how much of an butthole that actually is. Like so many things, the stuff you do on TV doesn't always translate real well to real life. I can see him maybe being kind of a prick, especially if you get on his nerves. But I just don't think hes got some dark, deep secret, or if does, its that he doesn't have any.
You see celebrities, you kind of expect them to be monsters. He just doesn't strike me as that type of person.
Anyone who has watched a Moclan episode of the Orville knows his homosexuality isn’t that closeted. No straight person is that obsessed with pushing homosexualry in a show.
You always wanted to be a closeted gay man?
he is/was a workaholic who did everything himself back then, if you read about him, all those pre-family guy shorts were animated, directed, written, and voiced with mostly just himself. he's probably a control freak and a c**t, but that's how you make it.
he was huffing his own farts around a million ways to die in the west for good reason, he basically made it on his own and was being praised endlessly for it
whatever man. this is a sad jealousy, not a petty one. Its about recognizing the better man and realizing it ain't you.
i gave you a good answer homosexual, be happy i posted it
go suck a chode, crotchsniffer.
The better man is never Seth McFarlane.
And Seth MacFarlane clearly always wanted to be Gene Kelly. There's always a bigger fish anon
>Gene Kelly
never heard of him.
That's nice little zoomer. He was one of Seth MacFarlane's idols
Gene Kelly managed to have 3 wife and kids.
He always seems upset about something, b***hing and whining about this or that. Sounds like a miserable person despite any amount of success he has. Are you sure that's who you want to be?
I'd rather be a successful b***h than just a b***h.
>i always wanted to be an unfunny obnoxious homosexual
you're already very successful lmao
Yes, but I can only ever be second best compared to you, anon.
>Yes, but I can only ever be second best compared to you, anon.
what in tardation?
eat his brains, gain his knowledge.
Don’t. He’s a hapa and his bug blood makes him inferior by default.
Seth’s dad, mom, and sister.
Seths dad is Gene Shalit?
>It's real
If it is, I'm pretty sure hes adopted.
Nah, I saw his mom in one of his old videos, shes a wasp.
I know when I think of Stalin or Chairman Mao, I think 'Hero'.
I hate him because he's not fricking funny and you're just an idiot for liking his toilet humor pandering to the lowest common denominator.
>sees Star Trek become shit and make his own
>cast every new starlet that sucks his duck in a role
He is living the life
He has fricked the following actresses in their prime.
>Anne Winters (2020-2022)
>Halston Sage (2017)
>Emilia Clarke (2012 – 2013)
>Trisha Cummings (2010 – 2012)
>Katie Sah (2009)
>Kaylee DeFer (2009)
>Kate Tod (2008 – 2009),
>Amanda Bynes (2008)
>Eliza Dushku (2008)
>Camille Guaty (2007)
>Kat Foster (2007 – 2008)
>Christa Campbell (2006)
>Jessica Barth (2006)
>Nicole Sullivan (1998 – 2000)
>Cameron Diaz (2012)
>Cara Santa Maria (2011)
>Audrina Patridge (2009)
>Alexis Knapp (???)
> Prime Cameron Diaz
> 2012
Yeah, no
He makes terrible, lowest common denominator trash. You can hate him for that.
eh, Orville is a step up. You can tell hes really trying with that one, its got production values, its a quality show. Sometimes what people need isn't to be challenged, what they need is comfort, and thats what sitcoms and shows like the Orville provide.
I think the Orville is the spiritual successor to the Star Trek franchise.
It's full of troony shit
>guy literally rapes a disable
>probably a nice guy in real life
if it makes you feel any better, he made family guy
Seth Macfarlane is a pothead who ended up rich.