I'm nearing 30 and I've never had a high school teenage girl be this sexually attracted to me.

I'm nearing 30 and I've never had a high school teenage girl be this sexually attracted to me.

This movie was fricking bullshit.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can happen. I was 32 when I started flirting with a 19-year-old Ukrainian refugee, and went through a strange "relationship" wit her for the next two years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she just wanted to get fake married to you so she could get citizenship

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        never count on "true love" of a woman from a low hdi country

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They havent even been refugees for 2 years lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhhhh, he's making up a story!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shhhhh, he's making up a story!

        The invasion last year wasn't the only time Ukraine was in a conflict. Crimea happened almost a decade ago

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit has been happening in Ukraine for a while, anon

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euromaidan
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_of_Dignity

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a girl in highschool tell the whole class she had a wet dream featuring me. Her boyfriend was in his 20s and I'm a scrawny guy even at almost 30, so imagine at 17
    I have no clue what the dream was about and her friends wouldn't tell me.

    But yeah, same, I'm still khhv at 29 and I know I'm a frickup that will remain the same until I kick the bucket

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently seeing a new girl, she's 9 years old and a total freak in bed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are 9 years old and your mom saying good night to you is not her beeing a total freak in bed

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Spacey isn't even gay, that's what so funny about this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lolwut? Dude was a bigger closeted case than Tom Cruise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this was forty years ago you'd be hanging upside down with a fork in your ass.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For calling Tom Cruise a fruit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*crowd chuckles*
      IT’S NOT FUNNY!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was like 50 in that movie, just wait a bit more bro

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 32 and zoomer girls flirt with me shamelessly.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It does happen. You’d be crazy for getting involved but there are girls out there with serious daddy issues. I’m married and being in my mid fourties, I’m old as frick to them so it’s not an issue for me anyway. But yeah, it does happen.

    The stupidest thing about the movie was the marine. Do some people honestly believe that every man who hates gay men is secretly gay themselves? I’m all for gay rights but the vast majority of people who aren’t are not secretly gay. It’s idiotic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The marine thing was moronic. His son was also pretentious and annoying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do some people honestly believe that every man who hates gay men is secretly gay themselves?
      yes they do and its hilariously dumb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do some people honestly believe that every man who hates gay men is secretly gay themselves?
      yes they do and its hilariously dumb

      I know a gay guy who's openly homophobic. He's out of the closet and everything, but he always keeps saying he hates gays, it's hilarious

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he needs to ksf and then khs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense to me. You can be gay and relatively normal, or you can be gay and have that be the crux of your personality to the point everything gets filtered through how gay they are.

        Like people can get dramatic, and then when people stop wanting to hang out with them, its because they're gay, not because they're an egotistical butthole. It's like those random jagoffs who won't shut up about how much they love sucking dick and taking wiener up the ass, and when you tell them you don't condemn their life choices but they need to tone it down, YOU'RE the secretly gay homophobe.

        Being gay doesn't give you a free pass to be a drama queen, but god damn do most of them act like it does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's around gays all the time if he's a homo. No wonder he hates them. Can't a man get fricked in the ass and suck on wieners in peace anymore? Suddenly you touch another man's penis and you have to join a political movement and start twerking in front of grade school assemblies. gays used to rule ancient empires and write philosophy that changed the course of human thought, now they just do meth and piss on each other.

          These

          [...]
          I know a gay guy who's openly homophobic. He's out of the closet and everything, but he always keeps saying he hates gays, it's hilarious

          I would be considered “bisexual” I suppose because I like to dump my seed in a fresh twink or troony ass on the rare occasion, but I hate homosexuals as well. There is a very big divide between people who happen to be gay, and people who make it their whole personality (gays). Most people don’t even know I’m bi, but if they ask me straight up I just tell them if it gets my pp hard I frick it and leave the labels at the door. Nobody has treated me different and I don’t treat anyone different unless you’re one of those homosexuals lining up to wear a bra and panties and read the Magic Schoolbus to kids.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are a gay, gay

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No u, troony.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's around gays all the time if he's a homo. No wonder he hates them. Can't a man get fricked in the ass and suck on wieners in peace anymore? Suddenly you touch another man's penis and you have to join a political movement and start twerking in front of grade school assemblies. gays used to rule ancient empires and write philosophy that changed the course of human thought, now they just do meth and piss on each other.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope harder closet case

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do some people honestly believe that every man who hates gay men is secretly gay themselves?
      Unironically yes. I did 7 years in prison for beating up a chomosexual when I was 17, and by and large every single man on the yard that was over the top homophobic would end up falling head over heels as soon as an attractive troony or femboy hit the yard. Then they try and rationalize it with “oh it doesn’t matter cause I’m a lifer” or “I was super high/drunk so it doesn’t count!” My favorite, and most commonly heard excuse was “IT’S NOT GAY BECAUSE I WAS THE TOP.” So yes, not every homophobe is a homo, but I would venture to guess that 80% of the VERY outspoken ones are

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never met a guy who hates gays. It's generally preferred if they keep it in the bedroom though. Gay Pride and all that shit is hated. As long as you don't make a spectacle of yourself it is kinda meh. To each his own.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was really only in prison that people were openly hostile towards gays, but these are the dregs of society and are so twisted in their thinking that they genuinely think that they know what love is when they are in prison for raping, or beating their wife, or shooting a bunch of underage kids for wearing the wrong color bandana on the wrong side of the street lmao. Especially the nogs, they were the most homophobic yet somehow had the highest population of “visible” gays on every yard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about the gay hating ones, but the guys who constantly go on about how straight they are quite often end up being gay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also a very good indicator. I mean that goes with anything, if you have to brag about how much money you have you are probably poor, if you brag about how strong you are you probably haven’t been to the gym in years, etc etc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My friend talks a lot about how smart he is and how women look at him. Come on dude, it reeks of insecurity. He's smart, he just doesn't have faith in himself.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spacey's character was 40 tho.
    Also you need a career and a daughter with a hot bff.
    His wife was hot as frick tho, I don't know what his problem was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His problem was his hot wife wouldn’t frick him. It’s in a couple scenes in the movie.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst part was that the actress has terrible breasts.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just be yourself, provided that yourself is attractive, interesting and not a loser.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard guys who teach in highschools get attention sometimes from their students. But I suppose you'd have to be somewhat attractive to begin with, anyway.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's uncommon but it does happen.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because none of you are attractive fathers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teenage girls dgaf, they'll hump anything. I was a weird emo boy well into my 20s and got plenty of attention from much younger girls.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend's 13 year old daughter had a crush on me. She'd tease me like crazy. Bending over in front of me with loose t-shirts not wearing a bra. Panty peeks when wearing shorts. Fantasy wonderland for me. Every time I was fricking my girl I pretended I was fricking her daughter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No more?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm nearing 30 and I've never had a high school teenage girl be this sexually attracted to me.
    Simplest answer is you're ugly.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bunch of cum through a projector

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No u
    You're bullshit

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had an orgy with three newborn baby girls in 2009. They called me the Bangkok baby breaker.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let us sixty nine. Take my penis in your mouth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going to be 29 in a few weeks and a khv. I notice a lot of men born in the mid 90’s seem to have fricked up in life. Why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kissed and let me tell you it's about as meh as handholding, which is easier to conceptualize. Basically handholding means nothing unless it's the love of your life. Same with kissing. It means nothing unless there's a relationship giving it fulfillment.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eventually grew to hate him after I heard him having sex with my sister. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vegana through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was 33 when I had a one night stand with a 19 year old(2 weeks from turning 20).
    >I met her at a student bar.
    >Did it 7 times that night and morning in her student housing studio apartment.
    >Was the best night of my life.

    I`m nearing 43 now. Will never be with a teen or even women in her 20`s again most likely.

    >Never got to frick her again, but she sent me nudes, until i got to demanding in asking for new pics...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino. You can always bang an escort or stripper if you want some young tail. But undergrads are the best. Cherish the memory anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't sell yourself short. If you're in decent shape you can pull a college girl or girl in her 20s.

      Kino. You can always bang an escort or stripper if you want some young tail. But undergrads are the best. Cherish the memory anon.

      >19
      >underage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        undergrads =/= underage
        it means undergraduate student

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could've swore that post said underage.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking moron. I'll do something nice for you though, check yourself for these signs. It could help you understand why life has been so hard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Positive canthal tilt is a Nordic feature

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not moronic, I'm Nordic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think this might be it anon. In a relationship 4 years and counting, I was 38 she 28 them. Now she`s in her 30`s.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex and relationships are two different things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7 times at the age of 33
      Holy numbers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that happened to me and it was real

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