>im never drinking again

>im never drinking again

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A LI-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow, he is literally me

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAGA supporters come along and rape him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is MAGA country and we don't want no stinkin illegal aliens, y'hear?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was et in Chicago?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it was inner-city Chicago and there just so happened to be White MAGA extremists roaming the streets at 2am itching to commit a hate crime

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a zoomer (born in 1997), I have never been able to understand this movie and the whole cult around it. I'm a big Spielberg fan, but E.T. is boring, bland and too infantile for my taste. Dumb kids, a dumb alien, cops who are even dumber than the kids... This is such a poor attempt at creating a 1980s fairy tale that I almost fell asleep while watching it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Born the same year as you and I agree, the ride is cool though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the whole cult around it
      There never was one. Maybe in merchandise sales there were. But nobody sat around saying "We should pop in E.T.!" It was like something to see once in your young life. Goonies had the massive cult.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolute brain rot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was born in 97 and ET is fricking kino and definitely one of the better movies by that child-rapist israeliteberg. have a nice day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens were big in the 80s as a result of the sci-fi splurge of the 60s and 70s. Its mostly just a cute movie about kids keeping their pet alien secret with a few iconic bits like "ET PHONE HOME", a soundtrack by John Williams, and the flying Bike scene, and for some reason Reeses Pieces. ET is just the most popular alien movie from a host of ridiculous "kid finds an alien" films because this was Spielberg's prime.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would your childhood friends done to ET? We would have probably done wrestling moves to him until he died.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prod him with a stick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the peter dinklage treatment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao this was the most random Oz prisoner flashback. Some Hispanic guy high on smack decides to drop a dwarhomosexual off a building to see if he could fly..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and he would be screaming like this kek

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  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drehk

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love booze.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't do anything for me anymore and I don't know why. Used to make me feel elated and less anxious. Now i only feel more tired, even if i drink to the point of blackout. Shit sucks, I got nothing left

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        drink more in a shorter period of time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And avoid eating

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and people call potheads losers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /tv druks are the only druks I like. Staying in, watching kino and not playing shit music at max volume is the best druk behaviour.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile has some good druk. Pretty much any /turnleft/ thread if you can stand nascar. Handegg season is fun as well, just get druk and shoot the shit even if you don’t like sports.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Might check it out. Real life sports druks are the fricking worst tho.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do I fake sports talk if I've never watched. Is the IT Crowd version pretty accurate?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just ask questions or call the quarterback a gay or something. The handegg threads move so fast it’s essentially a chat room with pictures.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WALTUH

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look how they massacred my boy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god Spielberg came to his senses and got rid of this abomination. Lucas could learn a thing or two from a BETTER filmmaker.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ET HEEEEEEEEEEEMED

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s just cutting for white boy summer don’t worry about him

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ET always grossed me out as a kid. They made him so ugly and he acts weird as frick, I was just scared of him as a kid, I didn't want to see a whack ass movie about a wailing alien foreskin looking thing.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cried

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t he use his healing finger to cure himself?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep, I've been drinking again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based npc. I think I ran him over a couple times because I had been drinking again.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he landed anywhere else in the world he would've been eaten

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally what coomers look like to everyone else

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a zoomer contrarian thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a stealth druk thread you frickinf moron schizo

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was diabetic and those evil kids loaded him up with candy and beer.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only now do I realize how much ET looks like something out of that demonic Podesta artwork

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it have its dick out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did podesta really own this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It took a while to sculpt because the subject kept moving around a lot

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently ill with some sort of cold/fever
    I just want to druk to pass the time but I'm too sick to go and get booze
    lads... it hurts...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to do contracting for the military and my boss told me a bottle of jack will cure any cold or flu. Just stay home, finish the bottle, and when it’s gone come back to work (like over the course of a few days). He was dead serious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t Uber eats deliver booze now? Or drizzle.com?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never tried delivery, I'm very frugal and like to stretch my booze dollar, prices are shit around here (kiwigay)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup Uber eats delivers booze.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her bros

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