I'm never going to see this movie. You shills can keep posting about how it's kino and destroying capeshit but I'm still not going to watch it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I'm never going to see this movie.
Couldn't finish the first boring one definitely not gonna watch this
I'll go see it two more times just for you
Let me guess, you'll see it on "the biggest screen possible, hopefully in 4DX because you have to see it in theaters". Yeah that's what all the shills say.
I hated the original, 4/10 for me, maverick is a 9.5/10
pirate it when it comes out, at least
Who asked?
YWNBAW
Seethe all you want I'm still never going to watch it hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
W means white
OK. Your loss mate. During the first hour I was in complete shock this movie was allowed to even be made in the current year. Only Tom cruise could have got it made.
The movie even kicks off with the meme. It has heart.
>The movie even kicks off with the meme. It has heart.
It's another sequel nobody asked for to and IP that didn't need a sequel and giving this shit attention you are demanding for more predator, alien, terminator, indiana jones, and every other old dead IP to ever exist.
You are not winning, you are jsut consolidating capeshit as the dominating genere for present and future, unchallenged.
Also you are grading this flick on a giant capeshit curve.
Thank you for making cinema worse one more time, consoomer
>more predator, alien, terminator, indiana jones
All those already have a lot of soulless sequels, this one was at least, you know, fricking GOOD
Agreed OP. The phony hype is embarrassing
Literally no one cares. This isn't a personality. You are not funny unique or interesting. Just one of a million automatons on this board trying way too hard
No Tom thanks you. I said no problem Tom happy to be here and he winked at me.
Still not watching it.
you probably already saw it. you just need attention
>Making up stuff
Haven't saw it, never will.
It is your American duty to see this film. Unless you live in Changland, in which case, frick off
what a sad cope
shill
I loved it too. Shout to the sisters at Lockheed.
Right back at ya girl!
JOIN
What the hell is Attendance?
>first uniform free
LMAO
I'm going to see it tomorrow alone frick my friends who dragged to see that capeshit that was Dr Strange when I wanted to see planes
You are allowed to watch Raimi kino and Cruisekino
It was 10% Raimi and the rest Kevin Feige doing it's shit as always
Spider-Man was much more Feige than Raimi, this movie was pure Raimikino
>this movie was pure Raimikino
I agree, OP is based as frick!
It's not that good it's just surprising how tolerable and passable it is, that's where we are in Hollywood today
It's a 7-7.5/10 film I'd say, but grading on a curve the past 10 years elevates it to a 10/10.
Maybe even an 11/10 since tom opens the movie by thanking you for being there and the marketing wasn't about how people who don't want to watch it are the spawn of satan and must be flayed in the streets.
>tom opens the movie by thanking you for being there
Dude level with me, that's a meme like the showers and penis inspection, right?
No Tom cruise personally thanks you for seeing it in theaters it’s kino
At my theater there was a short clip of him saying thanks for coming and that they made the movie for you and hope you enjoy it:
It's been so long since there was a movie that didn't actually try to antagonize its audience, but thanks them for spending their money that it blew me away.
Ok, contrarian Black person
still not going to see it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>movie was so good that iy made people seethe cruisebros I'm tired of winning...
Nice one, moron.
Based. Globohomosexual glowies btfo.
>Thank you for saving my life
>It's what my dad would've done
I unironically cried right there.
Also the bit with the photos at the end hit hard too.
Don't care
Didn't ask
Plus you're a troony
butthurt much? never going to go watch your dumb nostalgia bait sequel bullshit, ever. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
NOOO TOMU CRUISO PREEASSSE
Kek, based.
You will never sit in a perfect seat in an imax theater with no screeching kids like every capeshit film.
You will never sit back in your chair as the top gun anthem washes over you.
You will never experience this moment in kino that has not been felt since 1986.
And most of all... You will never be a woman.
>why yes, I hate all popular and successful things, how could you tell?
I'm going to see again it with my dad tomorrow but I am extremely pissed off they took it out of the premium theatres in favour of Jurassic fricking World. So I have to watch it in a cuck theatre.
>they took it out of the premium theatres in favour of Jurassic fricking World.
Why would they do that? The movie's doing better numbers than Jurassic World.
Because Jurassic World just came out and the last 2 were some of the highest grossing movies ever
>>why yes, I hate all popular and successful things, how could you tell?
Sitting at the theater right now waiting for it to begin lol
I'm gonna watch it again tomorrow so your decision not to watch it doesn't have any value
cool, don't forget to buy the $20 popcorn to support your theater!