I'm not a cook and I dont' get it this

I'm not a cook and I dont' get it this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Died from the splashback?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pouring cold water into boilng oil will make the oil splash as the water suddenly boils.

      Mixing hot oil with water causes a release of hydrogen gas, so I imagine with that open flame, KABOOM!

      So the tiktoker was trolling people to hurt themselves? what is the comedy on that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not trolling tiktokers are morons and shoot videos for views not for really helping people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile has been doing that for decades

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          examples?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            #cuttingforbieber

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I remember there was one famous image that people used to repost a lot about mixing certain cleaners

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh boy do I have a good one for you. Here is a classic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its been a long time since I've seen this one

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >move the magnet in one direction >>>>
              >not > < > <
              wait, is it more effective to delete files by going in one direction? why would I not try to scribble the magnet or just put it on the hard drive if I want files deleted instantly? how does it work? (I'm guessing it displaces the information and acts as if you're digitally deleting or some shit, i don't know)
              Asking in case I ever need to delete files from a hard drive to which I don't have access to a motherboard but then I guess it needs to be running in order to delete shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't just delete files, it literally destroys the hard drive. They function off the precise placement of of electrons, and placing a hard drive in too strong a magnetic field destroys the pre-made alignment. It turns it into a paperweight permanently. The one direction is to ensure the magnetic 'pulls' the electrons, if that makes sense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, the moment the guy opened that thing in a room that's not specifically designed to be dust free that entire thing was probably toast anyway. Plus, he said that the magnet stuck to the service, that's the entire drive unrecoverably destroyed instantly.

                Hope this kid's parents had backups.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When I disposed of an old PC (which held my financial information, passwords, etc.) I used a multiple-overwrite program. Then I removed the hard drive and went over it with a bulk demagnetizer. I couldn't get at the platters themselves, but I poured corrosive over it, hammered it, and dropped it out of a 2nd story window.
                Maybe I'm paranoid. I supposed the CIA could recover the data but it would be difficult for anyone else.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It just kept getting worse(better)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know the jokes but never tried, isnt it easy to fix tho
              just swap the hard drive, instal windows, access the "bricked" hard drive as external drive

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No. In normal circumstances a "click" sound from the hard drive means pieces are misaligned and the drive is fricked. It's a nightmare sound if you don't have back ups. If you ever hear your hard drive make a clear click-click-click, drop everything and replace it, it will die soon.

                In some cases you can transfer data but sometimes it's just lost. That's with NORMAL aging. If you run a strong magnet on it, it's super wrecked.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            inhaling bleach to make crystals, electing trump, the rise os Isis, every single school shooting, the guy who dumped a live granade in his toilet, the challenge to shit all over the McDonalds toilet room, the bali bombing, that guy who went postal in NZ, etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That one time where some butthole on /b/ was telling people how to make "super cool glow in the dark bracelets".. or something like that.

            Long story short, the things explode a while after making them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a newbie and I really wish I didn't Google "imagefap"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The one about telling people to put their iPhones in the microwave to charge them super fast.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I preferred the 'waterproof iPhone update', that got a ton of morons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Make cool decorative crystals (read: inhale mustard gas) with home supplies

            Delete system32 because microsoft is tricking you and your pc doesn't need it

            The grenade guy (although iirc that was more his own fault since he thought the grenade was too old to work anymore)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The reason we have captcha because of the colored square plague

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >colored square plague
              what's that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So the lighter explodes because of being on for 2 minutes straight or does it have to do with steam burns?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the spoon explodes due to the sudden change in tempreture when they put under the water

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are lucky you didn't see the original threads if that's your understanding of physics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's not like I'd take anything I read here at face value so I'm safe, but I've always been more of a home chemistry guy, like the crystal guide to breathing mustard gas. For the spoon one it's obvious it's a bad idea but I have a harder time visualizing why exactly: the lighter explodes, the handle gets heated and the tape melts into your hand, spoon explodes like

                the spoon explodes due to the sudden change in tempreture when they put under the water

                says, I couldn't tell you which is the one that fricks you up in the end

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Spoon explode: Things are not made for rapid changes of temperature. Try heating up anything and cooling it suddenly; depending on how harsh the change, it would go from damaging; to breaking; to exploding.

                The lighter would break, melt slightly or ran out of fuel before it could ever "explode" or anything like that, and the tape melting into your hand is not an actual hazard in posible way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How fricking new are you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone knows this one

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you have the one that use something similar for an acne cure? That was legit fricking great, with details and others things that made it really seem fricking legit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/44224829/#44228506
            You can call me... Deepthroat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not quite, people here doing that tend to know theyre spreading bullshit hoping itll make others hurt themselves. Tiktokers are dumb enough to think what they say is actually useful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is worse because Cinemaphile doesn't have a follower or recommendation system

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you brew the shit here then send it all around, that's how it's always worked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I forget, did the guy who chlorine gassed himself to test his respirator do that without any prodding?
          I know sandals squat guy was too stupid to live without any help.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally a warning about believing in what you read here, you lurk by your own responsibility

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WTF i love tiktok now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what is the comedy on that?
        When presented with the state of the world, laughing and crying are both reasonable responses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey kid, wanna make penny crystals?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tell you if you delete system32

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, have you heard about fractal burning?

        Now you have.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Those are accidents, not misinformation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its borderline misinformation with how some people downplay the danger. They way people set up tutorials for it results in a stupidly dangerous situation for anybody following the tutorial. Having said that, its still a moronic DIY project even if you do it "safely."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what is the comedy on that?
        None. The cut to gravestone joke format was never funny.

        There is literally a warning about believing in what you read here, you lurk by your own responsibility

        Isn't that sadly only on the main site?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a youtuber called how to cook that who goes through dozens of insane cooking 'hacks' like the one saying to bleach strawberries.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That is a great series, I wish more Youtube cooking channels would jump on the anti cooking "hack" bandwagon. Unfortunately many of them just give up because they can't compete with the content farms and the algorithm fricks them.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pouring cold water into boilng oil will make the oil splash as the water suddenly boils.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Oil boils at a higher temp than water, but water is denser, so when you pour water into oil, the water sinks, while rapidly heating up. When the water becomes water vapor, it is suddenly less dense than the oil above it, which causes it to very quickly rise to the surface as a bubble and pop. This carries oil with it from the force and splatters hot oil everywhere. It's why you don't put water on a grease fire, because you'll just spread the burning grease everywhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ruined it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Oil boils at a higher temp than water, but water is denser, so when you pour water into oil, the water sinks, while rapidly heating up. When the water becomes water vapor, it is suddenly less dense than the oil above it, which causes it to very quickly rise to the surface as a bubble and pop. This carries oil with it from the force and splatters hot oil everywhere. It's why you don't put water on a grease fire, because you'll just spread the burning grease everywhere.

      And when the oil is being heated over a flame, the splashed hot oil makes a fireball. The video's advice is technically accurate.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mixing hot oil with water causes a release of hydrogen gas, so I imagine with that open flame, KABOOM!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it generates mustard gas and can killl you

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That ghost with the glasses is hot

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she died of a heart attack after eating a thousand of those extra crispy fries

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never would have happened if they had an air fryer, dumb b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im so sick of you air fryer c**ts

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations, you are capable of rational thought.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When water touches hot oil the water instantly evaporates and gas is more expansive than fluid so the rapid expansion causes an explosion. On top of that the heat from the oil crossed with the oxygen from the water can cause a massive fire too.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna say that for anyone who wants to cook seasoned fries they should have 0% WATER. Just boil some cut fries 2 or 3 times until the starch is out and they're floppy and clear, let them sit and dry on a paper towel, then dip them in hot oil. Then ad seasoning and salt if you want

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      belgium fries?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not a cook and I dont' get it this
    when water changes phases from a liquid (water) to a gas (steam) the volume it occupies is increased by 16 times at normal atmospheric pressure.

    water is also more dense than most oils, including cooking oils.

    pouring water into boiling oil causes the liquid water to immediately fall to the bottom of the container, become heated into steam by both the oil and the container, and change to steam at the bottom of the container. a steam explosion follows, and because the oil above is probably flamable, it will combust on contact with open flame or if it reaches the proper oxygen-fuel ratio for auto-ignition.

    TL;DR
    never do anything the internet tells you, someone is probably just trying to kill you.

    do research in the library, dipshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when water changes phases from a liquid (water) to a gas (steam) the volume it occupies is increased by 16 times at normal atmospheric pressure.
      You're off by a couple orders of magnitude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whereas evaporation is the transformation of liquid water to gaseous water vapor, condensation is the opposite: it is the transformation of vapor back into liquid water. When water evaporates, it expands 1600 times larger in volume to become steam.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water and oil don't mix
    When you try to wet the oil, the oil dodges the water and the water turns into steam
    Steam and oil make boom

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bit surprised at the lack of horny posts ITT. With how busty the girl is I was expecting something else.
    Good job managing to keep it in your pants for once Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >With how busty the girl
      Wait, what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just look at the OP image. She's got an hourglass figure with some sizable breasts.
        And considering what I've seen some anons here get horny for, I thought that this thread was headed for the same fate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I thought you were talking about someone else, I have been posting in a different thread at the same time (where there are no busty girl) and thought you were talking about the author of the comic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Eh its alright, it happens to the best of us.
            I did the same once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I'm straight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes, I go on DA to find girls shilling their onlyfans (or people pretending to be girls and posing someone else's nudes since it's all the same), and do everything I can to come up with comments about anything except for their body. I'll talk about the camera angle, the lighting, the one TV playing Kingdom Hearts 2 in the background. Anything as long as it's not sexual just to see how they react. Sometimes I even follow them and just keep it going as the one SFW post in an ocean of people looking for sex RP. Surprisingly, most of the time the person posting replies and I do what I can to control the conversation.

        This image made me think of that.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It causes the oil to instantly ignite. It's a big burst and the only way to put out the fire is by smothering it or by letting it burn out. I think you need a type 2 extinguisher for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a type 2 extinguisher
      That's a class K (kitchen) extinguisher.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try it and find out

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You want fireworks?
    Put a frozen turkey on boiling oil, that shit will destroy a kitchen
    How I found out? Very stupid neighbors that's how

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I worked at this one mexican restaurant in the back, there was this butthole who'd toss lil chunks of ice in the deep fryers. Not enough for a full on explosion, but enough to make it jump and maybe splatter a little bit.

    Anyway, he ended up getting his ass beat by some gigahomie we just hired who took literally no shit from anyone. I don't miss working in food, but I do kinda miss the stories.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amateur hour. Cook, deep freeze, and then cook again in hot oil

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