>I’m not a raccoon
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>I'm a living breathing onahole designed to pleasure human penises
Imagine how determined he'd be to fit a whole human wiener in his ass.
he never fricking said that you dip. take that back
Maybe he thought it.
please stop speaking about my favorite marvel character in such a lewd manner. its ruining others perception of his and overall disenfranchisment of character. Im only going to say this once. Rocket Raccoon of Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy. does NOT. have sexual encounters OR sexual relationships of ANY KIND with human men.
Do I make myself clear?
Y-yes sir.
good, now run along and ask for a new The Mummy movie or something
Why does the Thing have his wiener and balls out on the table
>What are you doing rocket??
3000 pedo rape jokes
The name's Rocket.
Rocket Raccoon!
Red Rocket?
Hype
>THE DOG DAYS ARE OVER
>HAHWOOOOO!
She's actually a cute Bulgarian woman in real life.
Post pic
Maria Bakalova
Borat's daughter
Was she the voice actress in the movie and the game?
No, she was inside the dog costume
>she spent hours on all fours pretending to be dog
I don’t know how Sean Gunn resisted
>she spent hours
Cosmo has like 10 minutes of screentime. She was probably on set for a very short period of time.
>uh, yeah, we’re gonna need you to come back in and shoot some more scenes. There’s, uh, a new subplot where Cosmo gets leashed and forced to lick a dog bowl…anyway we need about four, five hours of footage to splice together.
She looks like Erin Moriarty, but with a soul
holy shit, so true
damn, she's literally her pre-bog
DEY TOOK OUR W-WOOF
The dog was all CGI?
But I thought MCU movies always had shit CGI.
This may shock you but Rocket is CGI too.
Damn, that must mean the raccoon I fricked that claimed to be Rocket wasn't really Rocket.
Nope, that was just a regular raccoon in a Denny's dumpster, and also you're schizophrenic.
Now I know you're lying because it was a dumpster behind Ihop.
You have a rare combination of schizophrenia and dyslexia doctors refer to as schizlexia.
>schizlexia
He sounds hot. Is he single? Is he a raccoon?
wtf man
>always
Nothing is always.
For every dodgy greenscreen effect or crummy digital double, there were ten shots you didn't notice any CG in, and that's for a mid tier MCU movie rather than one with top tier effects like GOTG. There has been too much crappy work in recent MCU films, true, but you underestimate how much CG goes into them.
With that said, GOTG used a lot of sets and location filming, compared to say Ant-Man 3 that was 70-80% greenscreen. It's a better distribution.
because they actually give a shit, and it wasn't some shitty do the needful cgi company
Directors matter. Biggest reason for large swathes of bad CG in Marvel films in the last 5-7 years is how much they tinker with it in post-production, revamping or reshooting parts, especially third acts, without changing their release dates, so you get really rushed new VFX, and lots of wasted time. Movie studios misuse and mistreat VFX companies in general, but Marvel are especially bad for it and it has consequences for their films. You get those awful effects in Black Widow's climax, Black Panther's climax, or Ant-Man 3's....runtime.
Gunn obviously has a very firm idea of what his GOTG is, he wrote the GOTG3 script in like 2018, I doubt it has greatly changed since then, especially when he was aware of the Infinity War/Endgame scripts at the time and their changes to the GOTG team. So they would have shot what they intended to shoot, and had the slate of VFX shots for the film mostly consistent since the beginning. Add that to a lot more use of practical sets and location shoots instead of over relying on greenscreen for stuff that doesn't need it, a director who knows how to work with VFX houses (and the success of GOTG 1/2, and the nature of his firing/rehiring probably made it so Marvel very much let him be in charge of the film, without the breathing down their neck some other directors have had), and you get a 2023 Marvel film with great special effects, including ones you didn't even know were effects til behind the scenes.
Whoa really I thought it was a Halloween costume
I was so impressed with the cgi dog in this movie, after seeing the dog cgi in the Flash. It's like night and day.
there was a dog in the flash?
The therapy dog he saves during the microwaved baby scene
It's also onscreen during the entire end credits sequence
yeah I guess. Though if we're comparing to other cgi characters in the flash itself, the dog was actually the best one.
Yeah cos it was one single static shot
Yeah but we called her Wonder Woman
You just know…?
She was a good girl
Game? Cosmo was a male in the game.
She’s cute
~~*Bulgarian*~~
>hip tattoo
I don't hate all tattoos but anything in that whole area is a red flag.
Now that is endearing as frick.
She is an Eastern Euro, it is compulsory.
I have seen her n-n-n-naked.
Can you show me?
>title credits look like they're going to cover her breasts
>nope, here they are
>and her bush too
I couldn't see her bush, I tried though
Nice breasts
Why does the dog's speech program speak English with a Russian accent
So you know it's a russian dog, spluh
subtitles are too advanced for a marvel movie
Doesn't think dog have a speech synthesizer so it makes sense it uses a language the others understand
>subtitles are too advanced for a marvel movie
weeb brainrot
name one marvel movie with subtitles for more than 1 random sentence at a time
>subtitles are too advanced for a marvel movie
What moron theater do you go to that has subtitles?
ESL moron in charge of reading comprehension and constructing a response
Sorry to hurt your feeling in a marvel thread.
You're too dumb to understand a joke about marvel fans being too dumb to read subtitles but here we are
She has mind powers. She learned English.
ngl for a moment i thought the dog was real when i first saw the movie
funny how the quality of cgi can vary sometimes
I did as well, I didn't realize it was CGI til this thread. And fur is usually the thing that sticks out the worst.
Did look real.
Amazing what can happen when someone cares enough.
I bet when he is not directing and he can blame someone else it will look like the same old shit.
If someone from 1992 saw this movie their brain would explode. The progress CG has made in half a human lifetime is absurd
CGI is also used in almost every scene of every movie made these days and it's usually good enough you don't notice it
where did that fricking dog come from? everyone acted like she ha always been around. which fricking disney+ show did i have to watch this time to understand a feature movie? fricking mouse piece of shit frick
they found her in that christmas special
The dog was in the first movie in the post credits, she already lived on knowhere.
She was in the first film, in the Collector's collection on Knowhere. She was introduced as a character properly in the Christmas Special, which also was when they had purchased Knowhere itself to be their new headquarters with all the money they made on jobs from being able to bill themselves as saviors of the universe post Avengers Infinity War/Endgame.
that's a completely different dog
it's a one second easter egg from the first movie 9 years ago, they prob just wanted a nicer looking breed
well tell them to patch the digital version of the first movie with it or I won't consider it canon.
Yeah, because it was just a cameo. When they made Cosmo a full character stuff changed. See Thanos changing from his first appearance.
It's pronounced Trash Panda
He is a raccoon. I've seen one.
reddit
james gunn is a homosexual hack with no talent
He is very talented
it is crazy how much guardians mogs the rest of marvel
I'm surprised 3 turned out so good given how fricking garbage everything has been since Endgame and honestly even then Infinity War and Endgame weren't super great, but just okay enough.
Were cosmo and Adam warlock like a preview of James Gunn’s Superman and krypto the super dog?
No.
>*breathes in*
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>The name's Rocket....Rocket Raccoon, you homosexual!
What the hell, Gunn.
>I've been finking
>What've you been thinking about?
>... Despite being only 13 percent of the population...
I get this was to set it up so you wouldn't care as much when he died, but the following 9 minute diatribe that followed really took me out of the film. And he says Feige didn't give him any notes? What the frick?
Rocket had to redeem his past failure and save his fellow animals. That means unburdening himself of all baggage that has weighed him down.
My dad and I used to shoot raccoons who wander in our property. It was pretty fun.
My bf made me watch this (guardians 3), and I had no idea what was going on. When the creatures were in the prison I just found it funny. The whole movie reminded me of one of those cringe D&D games YouTubers do these days.
>What the Hell we’re working for the same boss
Beyond Good & Evil 2 is looking pretty hardcore