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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess what, that makes you bi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie is not gay but he's most definitely bisexual

      There's no such thing as a bisexual man. You're just a homosexual that's not picky about holes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no such thing as a bisexual man.
        yes there is

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're just a homosexual who's also not a homosexual

          there is.
          I suck dick and frick women.

          so real men frick walls or street pavement?
          what exactly is your point here?

          you described what bisexuality is: any hole is a goal

          Lmao stay in denial gays

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Projection

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, he’s right. You all are gay. There is no such thing as bi for men. Women can be feminine and still fool around with other women. You can’t be a man and be attracted to men, or get fricked by or frick them. You all are gay, but you want to call it bi so you can dodge the realization that you aren’t real men anymore, because you’re gay. Bi men are homosexuals, but even worse, because you don’t even have the balls to face facts, you need to deny deny deny.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                saying it doesn't make it true moron kun

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really though. I live and grew up in Toronto and have met at least a dozen "bi" guys. Their claim to being bi was always the one or few times they had sex with a girl in high school or college years. Some of them never even touched a girl but claimed they still include women as potential partners. Superficially, they adapted the typical sassy fierce gay guy persona. You'd think, as I did, that these were just your run of the mill gays if you had just met them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's probably a cope because their parents would freak out about not ever having grandkids.
            'Oh he's a little fruity but some day he will settle down and have a normal family, isn't that right?'

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're just a homosexual who's also not a homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is.
        I suck dick and frick women.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is your name Chuck?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so real men frick walls or street pavement?
        what exactly is your point here?

        you described what bisexuality is: any hole is a goal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        using that same moronic logic we could say he's straight who's not picky about holes. fricking idiot lol basically your mother shouldve aborted you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie is not gay but he's most definitely bisexual

      No, he says he has sex with men, and only "relationships" with women. That implies he only has sex with men. I got news for you, that means he's gay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think he means with relationships, you dumdum? holding hands?
        of course he fricks them too, sometimes just a day after pounding some bussy

        homie is a depraved bisexual and that's that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exclusively having sex with men as a man makes you gay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Touching a penis once sexually makes you a homosexual for life, if you have wiener inside you once you are a super former forever, and and women you touch after that will never not make you a sexual reject

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      There's no such thing as a bisexual man. You're just a homosexual that's not picky about holes.

      I go on sex vacation’s twice a year to bang ladyboys
      >Philippines > Thailand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women can be bi, or straight. Guys can be homosexuals/gays or straight. there are no other options

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women aren't bi, they are just prostitutes

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same

    i'm not gay though, i said no homosexual so it doesn't apply to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can I tongue your ass

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the face of honesty.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the opposite

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie is not gay but he's most definitely bisexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Butt Gag and Holding Chastity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oops i thought his name was Holden bit it's actually Glezman so we'll go with Glazing Men

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie is not gay but he's most definitely bisexual

          How can a transportation secretary be so famous? I hear about this guy nonstop.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is so depressing how worthless time became between 1977 and 2007.
            You want to see the decline of America, read 5 issues from time cover to cover from the 70s, and then the 80s and then the 2000s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Pete was straight and banging chicks when he became mayor, and only turned gay when he was pushed to go national

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so was Kevin Spacey

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old lady looks like an IRL mirrorface shoop

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Carlton
    >take tren
    >turn gay

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not your fault

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking about going to a festival that Body Count is playing at. Thank you for giving me even more of a reason.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few days ago a woman here in my country said her ex bf would ask her to "Frick his butt", and he would say "frick me, homie" repeatedly. He also had sex with men.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm, maybe he was just kidding around.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he cheated on her with other men.
        >lol dude your frick is up my manhole, isn't that funny? HAHAHA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a prank between friends.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greek moment

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing gay about using a sissy crossdresser or troony for sex, as long as you ain't the one sucking or getting fricked. I do it legit all the time off Grindr. I fricking did it today even.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I love women like you won't believe, dominating a failed male troony is hyper masculine and ultimately straight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I do it but I wouldn't call it straight. Just kinda gay enough to be okay with.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Kinda gay
          It'll be gay if I was the one getting fricked and slobbering on his dick. in short, it's straight as it can be

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I love women like you won't believe, dominating a failed male troony is hyper masculine and ultimately straight

      Ah yes, the Roman method

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Not gay

    >walk into your room
    >see this

    what do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell him he will never be a woman and 360 it outta there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drug him for days and slowly drain his bank account from ATMs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want that experience

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would go for the feet immediately tbqh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna lie, brew, same.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my brother

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and by bisexual you mean
    >im not that kind of gay that everyone hates. im the new kind of gay where i can frick whatever i please and society will not disavow my actions because i can use plausible deniability that i also frick the opposite sex.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look like hes doing blackface

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's islander black. Aka poo ad mixture.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy looks like a video game character from the early 2000s. Something about his face is just off. He looks like he'd fit right in as the black comic relief sidekick for Havoc from C&C Renegade.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think its something to do with the makeup. His skin just looks strangely smooth to me. Like its too much foundation or something.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these newbies forgetting its only gay if the balls touch
    That homie a bit zesty, but he ain’t gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry but Cinemaphile is a 100% Puritan conservative website since 2016. we don't make jokes like that round here no more.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We should just follow our Leader.
        We only ever had one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does he still work in google japan?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah he got fired

            We now serve the samurai
            HONOR THE BUSHIDO

            Japan is Puritan and Perverted. It's got one foot stuck in tradition and another foot stuck in modernity
            https://www.odditycentral.com/funny/it-amulet-promises-to-keep-computers-virus-free-and-working-smoothly.html

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We now serve the samurai
          HONOR THE BUSHIDO

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am not gay!
    >I have relationships with vtubers...
    >And sex with ladyboys.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What PS4 game is this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last of us Part III

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that most black men are like this? Is that why so many of them have AIDS?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah lots of black men are homosexuals, being on the "Down-Low" is slang blacks made for closet gays.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love it when virgins who have never gotten past uncomfortable small talk with a female comment on their sexual and social behaviors. I'm sure your complete lack of experience and reading incel threads for hours every day gives you an intimate understanding.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Atreides was a good looking motherfricker.

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