In Australia a "gold class" ticket is around $40-45 AUD ($27-31 USD). I went to see Top Gun recently with my dad in gold class, and there was nothing really 'gold' about it. The only difference between gold class and the regular showing was that in gold class, you wait in a lounge before the movie starts and order the food and drinks you'll receive during the film. There wasn't much of a selection, the only things that stood out to me were the wedges which were very overpriced, and tacos among other things. Inside the gold class cinema, there's less seats, more space between rows, seats recline so you can sit back with your feet up, and servers come and serve meals and drinks throughout the whole film. There's a button between seats you can press to call for a server and they'll come and take your order and bring it to you. It's a nice convenience, but I felt it was a little distracting seeing them constantly walking around while the movie was showing. All in all, gold class is a nicer, more comfortable experience, but it's for people who don't mind spending a lot of money at the cinema. Most people there were couples aged in their 50s and above, mostly drinking wine.
The Regal near me has assigned reclining seats that are huge. I saw Marvel Endgame there high as frick but I was still bothered by the neckbeard who brought in a bunch of bags of M&Ms that it took me out of it. Seats were too easy to sleep in. Still was only 18$
This but I usually eat low carb and drink coffee in the day, and have found that I literally can't sit through a two hour movie without pissing. Tried it again and sat through Top Gun, but by the end I had to stagger out like a cripple because my bladder was about to burst.
Maybe the popcorn would soak up some of that water but yeah, not paying LA theater concession prices. What do?
Top Gun was the best movie I've seen in theaters in years and I still regret going to see it. Really bums me out that a remake of the death star trench run remade with the Freedom filter is the hypest shit being put out at the moment.
Gaze upon my local kinoplex, anons. It has popcorn and nuggets but also nachos and pasta. Plus an amazing outdoor bar that you can go in and out of. Only plays 1 movie at a time though
I'll admit its not the largest theater but the ticket prices are still $10, popcorn and soda are cheaper, they have table service, and ive seen hipster shit but also stuff like 35mm of movies like Roshomon.
>go to kinoplex >pay $27.99 for a large popcorn >forget to tip >employees giving me dagger eyes as I talk away from concession >security grabs me before I make it into theatre >takes my popcorn and throws me out without refunding my ticket >they're allowed to because they're a private business
The theatre let's you bring food from the rest of the mall and you come in with a giant mango smoothie from the ice cream place an a large pizza from the pizzeria
Last time I went to a theater with a friend: >bought tickets online >get there about 10 minutes before it starts, ready to go in and get seated >moderately excited for kino >when we get inside, friend wants to wait in a (long) line for concessions >ok whatever we have like 20 minutes before the movie actually starts >line takes ages but it's ok because who cares about previews >when it's his turn at the counter he orders fricking wings and a corn-dog w/ sides >takes the moronic wagies ages to get his order done despite it being literal freezer to fryer to plate food, at least 15 minutes because they are swamped >friend apologizes because he notices I'm getting visibly irritated about how long it's taking, tripling the social awkwardness >mfw we finally get into the theater and it's about 10 minutes into the movie
I don't care about the price. If you are too moronic to eat beforehand or sneak something into a movie I irrationally hate you.
The point of seeing a movie with my friend is to spend time with them. Leaving him alone at the counter would have made the entire time we spent together afterwards even more awkward.
And? You could be Mexican or Australian for all I know.
The point of seeing a movie with my friend is to spend time with them. Leaving him alone at the counter would have made the entire time we spent together afterwards even more awkward.
Dog just stop being autistic. If you're not going to buy any snacks why the frick would you wait there? When I go to the movies with bros someone always gets the snacks and the other person gets the seats.
Seats are pre-bought in specific locations since I don't live in the third world so that's a non-issue. Shooting the shit with my friends is fine, missing part of the movie that I paid for in advance is the problem.
in highschool my friend and i used to have contests to see how much food we could sneak into the theatre. one time i managed to get in a footlong subway and like 4 boxes of candy, he won tho with a large pizza and a 2 liter
Probably back in the older days when "sneaking in" meant just not giving a frick by all parties. Wagies nowadays are instructed by their management to give more of a shit and some actually do since they are moronic.
y friend brought McDonald's and threw a spaz for because he hates ketchup and threw one of the burgers at the screen where it got stuck for the remainder of the movie
>go to kinoplex >buy tickets to see top gun: maverick with my gf before it leaves theaters >ask the concession stand for how much for a ticket to the seafood buffet >they tell me it's 79.99 per person >i say i don't know about that >the cashier says "you're not poor anon, are you?" >gf says "anon you're not poor, right?" >sweating i pull out my debit card and hand it to the cashier saying, "two seafood buffet tickets and two small cokes" >"that'll be $212" >put in pin >card declines >the cashier orders security to take me away to the "butter extraction pits" >gf dumps me as security is dragging me away >last thing I see is robert kissing her hand before i'm taken into the butter pits
I went to see dinosaur
Him say $19 for big movie
I say too much but buy
Shem say $13 coka
I say oh my god in head
Shem say $16 for hot corn
Wallet is kill
I'm say small madam
Shem say NO
Oh my gad
I buy form children him say tanks dad
I'm say 2 much 2 much
Movie bad 2
Chris Prat was a terrible actor and I regret giving him my money, I personally believe he should be shadowbanned from modern cinema
>be me >go to theater with my family >we watch Castlevania >decide to order pasta for $18 >movie ends early and they kick us out before I east my pasta
I have no idea why we do this stupid yearly tradition
Pandemic might have killed the theater for me. Don’t live in a nice enough area to have a rich white only theater. Even then there will be maybe one movie a year I would pay $40 for.
Went to JW and it was so shit I might never go back. Stunk, loud buttholes with their loud butthole kids, dirty, floors sticky, thirty goddamn minutes of previews and commercials, movie comes on and it’s out of focus. Tell the manager twice. Annoyed boomer also tells them at least twice. Finally fix it and movie is shit anyway.
My setup at home is excellent. There is zero benefit to a theater at this point.
My fathers tells me back in his day they apparently used to bring (or sneak in? gonna assume it was this) chicken and steaks into our local theaters. The rooms reeked like hell according to him.
Should have asked him if he ever saw anyone bringing lobsters in.
Lmao it's 9 dollars at my theatre, cope.
9 doll hairs for 1 bag of popcorn lmao I can get like 6 bags worth of popcorn for 3$ at wallgreens
What about $65.98 for two crab legs and a large diet root beer?
Expensive snacks is where the profit for movie theatrea comes. You do support your local movie theatre don’t you?
Imagine charging $40 for a movie ticket and then wanting more money. Frick off you dog c**ts.
>$40
is this real?
In Australia a "gold class" ticket is around $40-45 AUD ($27-31 USD). I went to see Top Gun recently with my dad in gold class, and there was nothing really 'gold' about it. The only difference between gold class and the regular showing was that in gold class, you wait in a lounge before the movie starts and order the food and drinks you'll receive during the film. There wasn't much of a selection, the only things that stood out to me were the wedges which were very overpriced, and tacos among other things. Inside the gold class cinema, there's less seats, more space between rows, seats recline so you can sit back with your feet up, and servers come and serve meals and drinks throughout the whole film. There's a button between seats you can press to call for a server and they'll come and take your order and bring it to you. It's a nice convenience, but I felt it was a little distracting seeing them constantly walking around while the movie was showing. All in all, gold class is a nicer, more comfortable experience, but it's for people who don't mind spending a lot of money at the cinema. Most people there were couples aged in their 50s and above, mostly drinking wine.
The Regal near me has assigned reclining seats that are huge. I saw Marvel Endgame there high as frick but I was still bothered by the neckbeard who brought in a bunch of bags of M&Ms that it took me out of it. Seats were too easy to sleep in. Still was only 18$
GPT post
the day the price of a soda is not more than 2 sodas at my local store is the day I will give a frick
Only that? Costs 35 dollars here.
Cool it with the antisemitism
>Imagine not being able to abstain from eating anything for 2 hours to watch a movie
If you don't buy concessions, the theater loses money. You're pirating the movie, which is a felony.
If you don't give me money, I will gut you for free.
Shut your frick hole.
This but I usually eat low carb and drink coffee in the day, and have found that I literally can't sit through a two hour movie without pissing. Tried it again and sat through Top Gun, but by the end I had to stagger out like a cripple because my bladder was about to burst.
Maybe the popcorn would soak up some of that water but yeah, not paying LA theater concession prices. What do?
honestly started not eating at movies and it really makes them better when you just sit back and let yourself fall into the kino experience.
having said that I started doing this like 6 years ago, but I haven't been to the movies for 5+ years anyway since it's all dogshit.
I will see top gun soon and I guess I'll skip paying a bunch of money to eat junk
Top Gun was the best movie I've seen in theaters in years and I still regret going to see it. Really bums me out that a remake of the death star trench run remade with the Freedom filter is the hypest shit being put out at the moment.
>We're going into combat, son, on a level no one's ever seen before, not even him (Maverick)
>it's just a high G pull and a couple of migs
>10 minutes on irrelevant supersonic plane scene
Just watch it at home then, half the fun of going is to eat the theatre food. I basically never go to the movies though.
based israelite hater
sneak shit in, stupid zoomie
You think that's bad? The lobster jumped to $76.99
My KINO-tier membership already increased to $450/yr, do they think we're just made of money?
>mandatory anvil fee is 17.95$ per month now
What the frick am I supposed to do with it while I work in the popcorn mines?
You will pay $27.99 for a large popcorn.
youre supposed to haggle the price down
>Go to the theatre
>Get exposed to a bunch of homosexuals
YOU GONNA GET DA MONKEYPOX
I can't think of a single band more devilishly handsome than Judas Priest.
>tfw small crab legs are $50.69 (without tip)
>A-Anon, I...
I hope you get raped by a pack of crackers Robert
https://www.wikihow.com/Sneak-Food-Into-a-Movie-Theatre
I never buy any food at the cinema
I remember in 2005 a large popcorn with free refills was $6
We've lived through unprecedented inflation. In the last few years everything quadrupled in price.
Still overpriced
Mine used to have a deal where you could get a large popcorn with two medium drinks (free refills on everything) for $10.
Gaze upon my local kinoplex, anons. It has popcorn and nuggets but also nachos and pasta. Plus an amazing outdoor bar that you can go in and out of. Only plays 1 movie at a time though
This looks like your average street shitter cinema
How do they fit an entire theatre room in there
I'll admit its not the largest theater but the ticket prices are still $10, popcorn and soda are cheaper, they have table service, and ive seen hipster shit but also stuff like 35mm of movies like Roshomon.
Well I ain't payin' no fifty cents for no Coke!
>go to kinoplex
>pay $27.99 for a large popcorn
>forget to tip
>employees giving me dagger eyes as I talk away from concession
>security grabs me before I make it into theatre
>takes my popcorn and throws me out without refunding my ticket
>they're allowed to because they're a private business
>didn't tip
Shouldn't have tried to pirate their movie.
private property or not as soon as they put their hands on you they've broken the law
The theatre let's you bring food from the rest of the mall and you come in with a giant mango smoothie from the ice cream place an a large pizza from the pizzeria
Mine is 10 for unlimited.
popcorn sucks
then starve.
I take LSD at movie theaters
Same but its a 2 day commitment
>be me
>live in Canada
>see Maverick with pops for Fathers day
>buy two popcorns, two drinks, and two M&M candies
>42 shekels
>mfw
Last time I went to a theater with a friend:
>bought tickets online
>get there about 10 minutes before it starts, ready to go in and get seated
>moderately excited for kino
>when we get inside, friend wants to wait in a (long) line for concessions
>ok whatever we have like 20 minutes before the movie actually starts
>line takes ages but it's ok because who cares about previews
>when it's his turn at the counter he orders fricking wings and a corn-dog w/ sides
>takes the moronic wagies ages to get his order done despite it being literal freezer to fryer to plate food, at least 15 minutes because they are swamped
>friend apologizes because he notices I'm getting visibly irritated about how long it's taking, tripling the social awkwardness
>mfw we finally get into the theater and it's about 10 minutes into the movie
I don't care about the price. If you are too moronic to eat beforehand or sneak something into a movie I irrationally hate you.
My best friend turned out to be a smart phone user during the movie and I stopped going to movies entirely because of it.
Why don't you stop being a frog posting homosexual and just go get inaa seat and wave to him when he enters the kino room with his kinofuel?
The point of seeing a movie with my friend is to spend time with them. Leaving him alone at the counter would have made the entire time we spent together afterwards even more awkward.
I'm scared of going to movie theaters because I live in America and I might get shot
>not sneaking in your microwave and popcorn
>t. Not even American
>>t. Not even American
I weigh 340 lbs.
And? You could be Mexican or Australian for all I know.
Dog just stop being autistic. If you're not going to buy any snacks why the frick would you wait there? When I go to the movies with bros someone always gets the snacks and the other person gets the seats.
Seats are pre-bought in specific locations since I don't live in the third world so that's a non-issue. Shooting the shit with my friends is fine, missing part of the movie that I paid for in advance is the problem.
Then don't give any money or power to the federal government/CIA and such.
in highschool my friend and i used to have contests to see how much food we could sneak into the theatre. one time i managed to get in a footlong subway and like 4 boxes of candy, he won tho with a large pizza and a 2 liter
How do you "sneak in" a large pizza..?
Probably back in the older days when "sneaking in" meant just not giving a frick by all parties. Wagies nowadays are instructed by their management to give more of a shit and some actually do since they are moronic.
no he was fat and just put them under his coat lol
i did used to sneak into movies from the acess hallways in the mall though.
Same way you sneak in a free movie. Use the side door near the screen.
y friend brought McDonald's and threw a spaz for because he hates ketchup and threw one of the burgers at the screen where it got stuck for the remainder of the movie
Why would you want popcorn anyway?
>go to kinoplex
>buy tickets to see top gun: maverick with my gf before it leaves theaters
>ask the concession stand for how much for a ticket to the seafood buffet
>they tell me it's 79.99 per person
>i say i don't know about that
>the cashier says "you're not poor anon, are you?"
>gf says "anon you're not poor, right?"
>sweating i pull out my debit card and hand it to the cashier saying, "two seafood buffet tickets and two small cokes"
>"that'll be $212"
>put in pin
>card declines
>the cashier orders security to take me away to the "butter extraction pits"
>gf dumps me as security is dragging me away
>last thing I see is robert kissing her hand before i'm taken into the butter pits
It's like I'm browsing r/Cinemaphile
I’m not paying to see movies
I get my falcon to pay
gonna goto the new joker film and get high in the theater and therez nothing they can do to stop me from spilling my popcorn on purpose
I'm going to stop you.
you'll never take me alive
how do you expect me to be tidy when the popcorn keeps spilling on the floor?... ah I see you want it to be messy so the cleaners have jobs!
>the temporary date assigned watch movie with me for showing up alone wouldn't respond to my quips
I never buy concessions at the theater. I either sneak in my own or go without
I went to see dinosaur
Him say $19 for big movie
I say too much but buy
Shem say $13 coka
I say oh my god in head
Shem say $16 for hot corn
Wallet is kill
I'm say small madam
Shem say NO
Oh my gad
I buy form children him say tanks dad
I'm say 2 much 2 much
Movie bad 2
Chris Prat was a terrible actor and I regret giving him my money, I personally believe he should be shadowbanned from modern cinema
They tried to do a scene like this with the locusts but it was stupid AF
They had a room with locusts just chilling but somehow it was dangerous to make noise? Stupid AF
Nothin' pesonelle theatre-jannie
I sneak in a portable stove and pots dangling from my belt to cook my own popcorn like a hobo
Youre not gonna be paying $27.99 for anything. Youre coming down to the station with me.
Don't forget to also tip your cashier bro otherwise they wont earn a living wage
Good.
>That will be $3.97
>*hands him 3 dollars and 98 cents*
>"keep the change my good man"
>be me
>go to theater with my family
>we watch Castlevania
>decide to order pasta for $18
>movie ends early and they kick us out before I east my pasta
I have no idea why we do this stupid yearly tradition
Pandemic might have killed the theater for me. Don’t live in a nice enough area to have a rich white only theater. Even then there will be maybe one movie a year I would pay $40 for.
Went to JW and it was so shit I might never go back. Stunk, loud buttholes with their loud butthole kids, dirty, floors sticky, thirty goddamn minutes of previews and commercials, movie comes on and it’s out of focus. Tell the manager twice. Annoyed boomer also tells them at least twice. Finally fix it and movie is shit anyway.
My setup at home is excellent. There is zero benefit to a theater at this point.
I've never bought snacks or drinks from a movie theatre
Has anyone actually done a 4DBox? I heard Top Gun is the one to try
The fighter pilot helmet popcorn vessel is exclusive to Thailand.
>Why would I pay $54.99 for popcorn?
>I couldn't even imagine paying 113 dollars for popcorn!
>2023 Cinemaphile
My fathers tells me back in his day they apparently used to bring (or sneak in? gonna assume it was this) chicken and steaks into our local theaters. The rooms reeked like hell according to him.
Should have asked him if he ever saw anyone bringing lobsters in.
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